The Weather Wizard really forgot his lyrics after he came on stage.
He was still in fear in front of hundreds of reporters, hundreds of domestic and foreign cameras, both inside and outside the world. His words were stumbling and emotionless. He didn't even know what he was talking about. His eyes were erratic, as if he wanted to avoid everyone's "sharp swords".
"With such sharp eyes", Xiaogan's face turned pale and blue, and his mouth kept swallowing saliva.
"Your performance is terrible." Mirror Master scolded with hatred: "Today the citizens of Central City are watching the live broadcast. People all over the United States and all over the earth are mourning for Bludhaven, and even many people in the Milky Way are watching the live broadcast.
Several TV stations also broadcast it.
The brothers of the Rogue Gang have been gathering in front of the TV since two hours ago, ready to cheer for you.
As a result, you trembled on stage and embarrassed yourself and us."
"I know I suck, but I don't know why. I can't control myself." The weather wizard held his head, his face full of frustration. "The reporter's eyes seemed to cut my skin open, and the camera lens was like Superman's laser.
Eyes, aimed at my heart and between my brows, may shoot out a fatal light wave at any time."
"Oh, I gave you a chance, but you didn't use it." Mirror Master sighed.
The weather wizard murmured: "When I am clearly in Central City, even in the city center, facing countless citizens, I can still laugh wildly."
When I took it out, I saw it was Captain Leng, the leader of the Rogue Gang.
——The captain is also coming to scold me for being useless.
After sighing, he still answered the phone.
You can't hide. Even if you can avoid today's phone call, you won't see each other again tomorrow and the day after tomorrow?
Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.
"Mark, you can do it."
Captain Cold's tone seems a bit sour?
It's not like mocking or complaining.
"Hey? Snart, what do you mean?" the weather wizard asked in surprise.
Captain Leng said with a sour voice: "You're still pretending! Your speech today was great. Netizens praised you for being honest, kind, sincere and unpretentious. They also said that you joined the gang of rogues, which is a great disservice to your talent. You are qualified to be the greatest in the world."
hero."
"What? I messed up my speech today." cried the weather wizard.
"If being commented by the Galaxy Admiral, liked by a group of Zhenglian giants, and followed by thousands of people is considered screwed up, I hope that I can be as screwed up as you are every day."
This time Captain Leng's tone was filled with obvious sarcasm.
"Reviewed by the Galaxy Admiral? When and where? Snart, I swear, I really didn't pretend. Just now, the Mirror Master was ridiculing me that 'it's useless even if you give me a chance.'" the weather wizard shouted.
Captain Cold was silent for a while and said: "Puppy Video Network, Bludhaven condolence area."
The weather wizard immediately opened the APP, and the brightly colored interface turned into a monotonous gray and black.
The "Bloodhaven Memorial Area" is very conspicuous, right at the top of the first page.
After clicking on it, the first thing you see is the live link of this mourning event.
The weather wizard himself was at the scene. Although he was not sitting in the audience, the square was empty, and the commander's passionate speech could be heard from a long distance away - it was much better than if he could not speak smoothly.
He did not watch the live broadcast, but continued to scroll down and immediately saw the comments about this event.
The first post is a "Memorial Post for the Victims", in which relatives and friends of the victims of Blüdhaven built a "million-tall building".
The second post is "The Grand Commander's Speech". Many people are watching the live broadcast and commenting below.
Clicking on the third post, I finally saw content directly related to him.
The post was not posted by General Galaxy, but was reposted from the Watchdog Forum by the well-known up owner "Martial God Disciple".
Watchdog Safety Center is a software service provided by Tianshan Mobile, with a service fee of US$199 per month.
In addition to protecting users' data security and ensuring that communications are not interrupted by aliens, it also has certain social attributes.
It is equivalent to the "American WeChat" only for household dog users.
"Martial God Disciple" intercepted the "WeChat conversations" between General Galaxy and many superheroes.
——The Flash: Hahaha, the weather wizard is so bad. I bet his legs are shaking, his body is shaking, and he doesn’t know if his pants are wet.
The weather wizard gritted his teeth. This guy was indeed his lifelong enemy and would not let go of any opportunity to laugh at him.
——Harry: He is indeed very nervous, because he takes this mourning very, very seriously, you see——
Below is a short video. Inside the Archimedes airship, the weather wizard is sitting in the corner, staring at the manuscript and reciting it quietly.
The weather wizard's face was a little red, and his palms and back began to sweat: he didn't expect that his embarrassment was recorded by her.
——Harley: Everyone in Central City knows the weather wizard's usual style. You are especially familiar with the Flash. Does he seem to be a timid, shy person?
Obviously not!
The reason why he can't be free and easy as usual today is just because he can't be free and easy as usual today.
The tragedy in Blüdhaven is shocking, and he cannot be free and easy.
The person on the podium at this time is the person with the most real emotions.
The weather wizard's lips trembled, Sister Harley, you think of me too well.
——Superman: Alas, I can understand the mood of the weather wizard, we are all the same.
——Dark Phoenix: Yes, it’s pretty good to be able to perform like this at a time like this. If it were me, I probably wouldn’t be able to say a single scene. To speak fluently would be disrespectful to the victims.
There were comments from more than a dozen heroic giants later, all admitting that he was not a coward, but that today was a special situation, and even he couldn't help but feel nervous.
In the end, even the Flash apologized for his previous ridicule.
In the post of "Martial God Disciple", many netizens also agreed with Admiral Galaxy's comments, and compared him with the commander-in-chief who was talking eloquently on the podium at this time.
——Sigh, I used to laugh at the Weather Wizard for being unworthy of publicity, but compared to the Grand Commander’s empty-handed speech with no emotion, the Weather Wizard is obviously more sincere. In today’s situation, it’s better to be more sincere.
This comment alone has 30,000 likes.
"It's fake. You are wrong. He is just a coward. Mud can't hold up the wall."
The cry of the Mirror Master nearby brought the Weather Wizard back from his emotional state.
He pushed his old teammate angrily, "Why don't you see me?"
"But you are really not a good guy! When the mathematicians just told us about the destruction of Blüdhaven, you whistled and laughed at them as idiots. It was clear that the Galaxy Admiral personally issued the highest alert, and it was clear that the Ark
The tickets were sent to them, and they still made the same mistake." Mirror Master said.
The weather wizard's tone paused, and he defended calmly: "Now and then, when I didn't come to Blüdhaven, I was heartless.
I witnessed the hellish miserable scene of Blüdhaven with my own eyes, and then followed Sister Hallie to save the world. I was inspired by her concept of ‘absolute justice’, and my spirit was also sublimated.”
Mirror Master sneered: "The concept of absolute justice, hahaha. Sister Harley will laugh to death when she hears your words. Her teaching to us has always been to 'seize the opportunity to gain benefits'——"
At this point, his expression paused, and he suddenly realized: "I understand, Sister Halle is flattering you! Seeing that you messed up your speech, she used her wisdom to help you turn waste into treasure, and turn this useless person into a real person.
Star, fuck!”
The way he looked at the weather wizard was full of envy and jealousy, "You made a lot of money this time."
The weather wizard was surprised and asked: "Why do you say that? Although I also hope that I can be valued by Sister Harley, but..."
He expressed a tangled expression, "But I think her analysis makes sense. I'm usually very free and uninhibited. This time I showed off my hips because I took this matter too seriously and cared too much about the deaths and injuries of 800,000 people."
"Come on, you are not a beast that destroys humanity, but simplicity and kindness are definitely not destined for you." Mirror Image Master clicked on the introduction page of the poster "Martial God Disciple", "Look, the Martial God Disciple is her, who is known as 'Kame' on the forum.
Kassandra, the master of the martial arts area, the Teen Titans' 'Little Martial God', and Sister Harley's direct disciple!
If you look at the time of posting, it happens to be when you make a fool of yourself and public opinion begins to ferment.
As soon as this post came out, public opinion immediately reversed.
Alas, you are much luckier than I was back then. Sister Hallie didn't take such good care of us back then.
Of course, we are not as timid as you.
The neurologist and I only compete for the microphone, the camera, and talk, but we don’t get enough attention.”
The weather wizard was excited, "Where is Sister Harley? I want to thank her in person."
"The mourning activities are going on, and there are reporters and cameras everywhere. Do you want the whole universe to know that she established a new persona for you?"
"After the event is over," the weather wizard said.
"When the event is over, she will go to the Hall of Justice with several Zhenglian heroes to deal with the Green Lantern prisoners of war." Mirror Master said.
"We can always meet her before she leaves, right?"
It is Mirror Master, the "little brother", who understands Harley.
When she saw the Weather Wizard on stage and heard his first words, she knew that this guy had messed up.
But he was recommended by her.
At least in the eyes of dignitaries and famous journalists who knew the situation, he represented her.
In order not to become a laughing stock on such a solemn occasion, Harley could only spend some effort to confuse right and wrong.
In addition to the face issue, Harley also really values the Weather Wizard.
"Mark, you are very talented, but you have failed to use your talents."
After the Blüdhaven commemoration event ended, everyone dispersed.
After all, the radiation intensity here is so high that not even cockroaches can survive.
Before the meeting ended, Mirror Master and Weather Wizard came over.
Harley did not dismiss them casually, but solemnly called them into the Archimedes airship.
Looking at the excited but a little confused Weather Wizard, she continued: "Are you familiar with the supernatural world? It's the magical world."
Weather Wizard said: "I only know about it on TV news and online forums, but I haven't seen many real mages in reality."
"Your ability to control the weather is a powerful magical talent." Harry said.
"But my ability comes from the big explosion of the Star Laboratory's quantum accelerator many years ago. At that time, the radiation wave spread throughout the city, and many people awakened their powers, including the Flash." The Weather Wizard wondered.
"The explosion of the quantum accelerator is just an inducement, just like the reason why a missile explodes is not because a soldier presses the switch.
Stuffing a lump of mud into the barrel and pressing the switch 10,000 times has no effect.
Your talent for controlling the weather comes from your own bloodline. Maybe there was a great master who controlled the weather in your ancestors, or maybe it's just a pure bloodline mutation.
In short, if you want to continue to develop your abilities, you can try to become a mage.
Simply becoming a mage only develops your talent and fails to make better use of it."
After pausing for a moment to let him digest the information, she continued: "Dr. Fate and the Council of Wizards, the God of Order, have you heard of it?"
"I only know Dr. Fate." The weather wizard said.
Harley briefly introduced the wizard council composed of grand masters and the order system composed of human gods and wizards, and then said: "I have also recently formed my own system."
Mirror Master heard Xuan Ge and knew the elegant meaning, and immediately said excitedly: "Sister Halli, I am willing to join."
Harry glanced at him and said calmly: "Your ability is not suitable for the 'Fortune God System'."
Mirror Master was excited and said with disappointment: "What does the God of Fortune mean? Mark is much more of a bastard than me in reality. I think I am more virtuous than him."
If it weren't for the wrong occasion, the weather wizard would have wanted to summon thunder and lightning to chop this bastard to death for betraying his brother in front of his face.
Even though he couldn't do anything, he couldn't hide his anger on his face.
"The so-called God of Fortune is a virtuous God who can benefit mankind. Virtue can be cultivated. If you don't have virtue now, when you join my God of Fortune system, your merits will gradually increase." Harry said.
"Sister Harley, what can I do?" the weather wizard said excitedly.
"My first god is the Pox God. He was once more ungrateful than you." Harley told Xiaodouzi's situation and said: "The former tyrant insect became my disciple and immediately became the savior of hundreds of millions of people."
The good god of the surname.
Like it, you have the talent to become the God of Merit, but you have taken the wrong path.
As long as you change your thinking, your future will be extremely broad, and your future achievements will be no less than the Pox God who saves the suffering."
"Sister Harley, Mark can't do it." The weather wizard was still thinking about his "right path", and the mirror master shouted again, "Although he can control the weather, he can't solve the catastrophic climate, and he can't become a god of good fortune to bless the people with good weather.
"
When the weather wizard heard this, he suddenly realized that this is what Sister Harley expects from me.
Then he flew into a rage. Thanks to his ten-year friendship with Mirror Master, this bastard has repeatedly ruined his promising future.
"Don't glare at me." Mirror Master didn't frighten him, "Isn't what I said the truth? We used to dislike the sweltering weather and asked you to improve the climate environment in the central city. But you made it rain in the city today. In the next few days, the central city
The weather in the city is bound to be dry, and it is impossible to regulate Feng Shui and balance Yin and Yang."
The weather wizard opened his mouth and sighed dejectedly, "Sister Harley, I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. I can only create natural disasters, but I can't make the weather smooth in an area for a long time."
Harry said calmly: "Do you think it's easy to be a god? After awakening your talent, you can start working with a certificate the next day?
To become a qualified god is more difficult than for a poor person without money to get into Harvard University.
In addition to strength training, there is also countless professional knowledge that needs to be learned.
Take the Pox God, for example, which uses viruses to control viral diseases. You need to understand what side effects its viruses will have on living people, and whether they will do more harm than good.
Even though it has been tortured by alien civilizations for hundreds of years and has rich experience, it is still studying viral pathology.
It not only learns it on its own, but also plans to find a few humans who are proficient in virus science to form its own staff.
If you accept my invitation and are willing to join the 'Ford God System', I will arrange for professional training by magic masters, gods, demons and wizards related to weather and climate.
The training process is very hard, more tiring than taking the college entrance examination now, but the rewards are also great.
You don't need to make a decision in a hurry. Just go back and think about it carefully and give me a reply within a month.
During this period, you can find a few books about Eastern gods and immortals to read. The lives of the immortals in them are the future of the Ford God system."
Mirror Master glanced at his companion jealously and asked curiously: "Why not a Western fairy?"
Harley explained: "Western gods rule over mortals and only have the right of possession and do not assume any responsibilities or obligations.
My merit system is pure and inactive, focusing on personal cultivation, protecting human civilization only within the scope of my authority, and never interfering with the natural development of human civilization."
"Oh, he is a superhero among gods." Mirror Master said.
Harley shook her head and said: "Superheroes sacrifice themselves and dedicate themselves to the people. The Ford God System only seeks to have a clear conscience and do its best without sacrificing its own interests."
The mirror master was moved, "Sister Harley, human civilization can never be separated from the mirror, why not accept me as a mirror god!"
"Looking in the mirror in the middle of the night, only to find someone else's figure in the mirror, or even a demon appearing directly, is only suitable for horror stories," said Harley.
Mirror Master said sarcastically: "Evil gods can also warn evil people not to do evil."
"Well, what you said makes sense." Harley thought that she was also a god of death and was in charge of the Gate of Reincarnation. She might not be able to create an underworld to manage evil spirits in the future, so she said, "Well, wait until you encounter it one day.
Unfortunately, what the hell, I will take your soul and become a death judge, responsible for managing a layer of torture hell.
Purgatory made of mirrors.
For example, the ugly mind of evil spirits can be projected in the mirror, and people who have been harmed by evil spirits can be found and tortured by the evil spirits in the same way.
Whatever makes you scary, you can use it as you like."
Mirror Master's expression twisted, and Weather Wizard laughed.