Chapter 420 Wayne and his wife who watched puppy videos in heaven
Looking at Bruce's shy, nervous and expectant look, Harry was stunned.
“Bruce, why are you here?”
She was 100% sure that the Bruce in front of her was not a phantom.
But rationally she understood that this Bruce must be a phantom.
“I went out to play with my family.”
“What the hell, Miss Quinn?” A familiar voice came from across the street.
Harry looked up and saw another old acquaintance. He was surprised but also took it for granted.
Bruce is here, is Alfred still far away?
This Ah Fu is also ten years younger.
Furthermore, he was holding an eighty-nine-year-old boy in his hand, who looked very similar to Bruce.
At this point, Harley has vaguely guessed the truth of the matter.
“Miss Quinn, have you grown so big?” Ah Fu asked in surprise.
“Where are Lady Martha and Mr. Thomas?” she asked directly.
Ah Fu subconsciously pointed to the barbecue stall in the park, "We are queuing up to buy food. Please wait a moment and they will be there."
At this time, an angel in a white sportswear came over and whispered a few words to Ah Fu, and Ah Fu took the two young masters Wayne and left with him.
Another angel wearing a GCPD police uniform flew along the road, came to Harley, and said: "Duke Quinn, have you forgotten the management regulations of the lower heaven?
As a person in this world, you cannot communicate with anyone here."
“I unexpectedly met an acquaintance here, and it may be that he was guided by the great voice of heaven.”
天之声 was used as a toilet again.
Not to mention, Harley's nonsense really frightened the other party.
The GCPD angel thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "Martha, Thomas and his wife have joined the 'Holy Spirit Training Class', and their ideological awareness is far beyond that of ordinary people. They can understand some news in the secular world."
“The Waynes also went to the Party school for further studies? So, joining the Party and getting promoted are just around the corner?” Harry was startled.
It's hard to say if Martha Thomas will enter other multiverses in the lower heaven after death, after all, the attributes of big capitalists are there, but in this universe, the couple is really cleansed.
In order to save the public school for poor students from being demolished and build high-end apartments, Martha spent both money and life, losing the lives of her young son and Afu's father.
Thomas works as a doctor during the day, goes to Wayne Group to check in, and works hard as a black man at night
Even though they are still big capitalists, their behavior ensures that they will have no problem getting to the bottom of heaven.
But the Holy Spirit of Silver City is a bit exaggerated.
Being a big capitalist who monopolized the city's economic lifeline during his lifetime, he enjoyed all the wealth and honor in the world. After his death, he became a holy spirit and lived a long and prosperous life. They took all the benefits. How can he teach others how to have a psychological balance?
Anyway, God King Quin, who has chicken intestines and a small belly, feels a little uncomfortable.
Mr. and Mrs. Wayne have reserved a registered residence in Baiyin City, but the Holy Spirit is so stupid that except for Silver City and God, everything else is rubbish in their eyes. They will definitely no longer envy her "rural residence" in the suburbs of Baiyin City. How can she still be there?
"Thirty years of Hexi" before them?
She doesn't want to see them anymore.
“Hey, Harley Quinn? Is that you, Bruce’s classmate? The little queen of gymnastics.”
Harry was thinking wildly when the Wayne couple, who had returned to the golden age of 26 and 27, arrived, holding a large bag of barbecue, smoked sausage and other food in their hands. The aroma made her a little hungry.
"Hi, Martha, Thomas, what a coincidence." Harley smiled kindly and happily.
Thomas murmured in a low voice, "Now that he's grown so big, so does Bruce."
“Harry, why are you here? By the way, is Bruce okay?” Martha asked with concern.
Harry stared into her eyes and said, "I just saw Bruce at the edge of the woods."
“Oh, he is the thought body in our minds.” Thomas looked natural and explained with a smile: “The paradise we are in is located in the fifth thinking dimension called ‘Limbo’.
You can think of Limbo as another universe, and heaven as a planet within the universe.
In this dimension of thinking, reality is different from the earth, and thinking and imagination are no longer illusory.
So, that Bruce is truly our son.
Do you understand what I said?"
Harry puffed up her chest and said calmly: "I am Lord Quin, the Duke of Paradise Mountain. I can enter the Silver City at any time."
The Waynes were not shocked. There was only a flash of doubt in their eyes, and then they breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It seems you understand, that's good."
Martha looked at her eagerly again, "Can you tell us about Bruce?"
Harry didn’t pretend to be cool, but she was more confused than disappointed, “Do you understand the difference between you and me?”
Thomas nodded and said: "You are a living person, we are dead, and you can come to heaven, your status seems to be very unusual."
“But you are not surprised at all about my identity.” Harley said strangely.
Thomas smiled slightly, with a transcendent Zen feeling of "pure thoughts and emptiness" on his face, "This may be the reason why Mr. Angel allowed us to meet you."
“Everyone has gone to heaven, so why bother about external affairs anymore.” Martha also said very openly.
Harry was secretly surprised that these two people were very good at practicing Taoism, and they both had the attitude of eminent Taoist monks.
It seems that the Party School training is really effective.
Looking at the aloof couple again, Harley's heart moved, and she took out the Paradise Mountain mobile phone from her woolen windbreaker, and first opened an interview with the world's richest man, Bruce Wayne, in Time Magazine, which contained a large photo of him showing off his coolness.
“Ah, Bruce has grown up and matured.” The couple was no longer indifferent and detached. They were as excited as ordinary parents who received their son’s admission notice from Tsinghua University.
“Alas, he actually wandered outside for seven years,” Thomas said sadly.
“There was a shadow on his face, and there was no satisfaction or happiness in his eyes.” Martha sighed.
Harry stared at the photo again and again, seeing all the pixels, but couldn't find any 'shadows'.
“This is his current girlfriend.”
She then opened the photos of Selena's life at Quinn Manor, a luxurious lady version of Anne Hathaway.
“Bruce is very discerning. He is so beautiful and looks very well-educated.” The couple grinned silly.
“Actually, she’s a snitch, and she didn’t even go to middle school.” Harry said.
The expressions on the faces of Mr. and Mrs. Wayne were frozen.
Then Harley opened Bateman’s news, “He is also Bruce, and now he has inherited the mantle of ‘Dark Man’ and become a cross-dressing hero.”
“Oh my God!” Martha punched Thomas hard and said excitedly: “It’s all your fault. How could a serious parent let their child become a cross-dressing hero?”
“There’s nothing wrong with being a hero, at least he hasn’t turned bad.” Thomas muttered.
Harley opened the super criminals section again and clicked on videos of several criminals using their super powers to kill citizens.
“This is the criminal the cross-dressing hero has to deal with now.”
“Oh my God!” Martha covered her mouth and almost cried.
Thomas also looked pale and said in disbelief: "How come the earth has changed in just a few years?"
Then, he said eagerly: "By the way, has Bruce learned the martial arts secrets I left on the computer? Those are the exercise methods I searched from the Chinese Internet. More practice will greatly increase the chance of saving one's life."
Harley turned on the video of Bruce using Chinese Kung Fu to wreak havoc on dockside drug dealers.
Just like Zhao Zilong in Changshan coming out of Cao's array seven times.
“Wow, he is better than his master. He is much better than I was back then.”
Thomas smiled happily.
“What a great guy.” Martha smiled reassuringly.
Harley raised the corner of her mouth, opened the dog video, and looked for the up owner named "Bat that Can't Fly".
He is the number one Bateman hater on Dog Video Network and often edits videos of Bateman making embarrassments.
Similar to the ghost videos of Tianchao Station B, a certain Kun playing basketball, a certain big lottery
Harley chose an electronic music mix that was not a spoof, just a pure "Batman was beaten into a flying star".
Exciting music sounded, and various robbers and villains stepped on the drums, punched Bateman, shot Bateman, shocked, burned, beat, surrounded, stepped on Bateman, and was tortured in various ways while stepping on the drums, revealing all kinds of things.
Various expressions of pain.
Watching videos with the rhythm of music is very addictive.
It has more than 400 million clicks, 500,000 coins, and 1.2 million barrages.
So terrifying.
Mr. and Mrs. Wayne were stunned to see it, their faces were pale, their expressions were frightened, and their whole bodies were shaking.
"How could this happen? Is Bruce okay?" Thomas also wavered in his belief and said bitterly: "I shouldn't have encouraged him to be a hero."
"Gudonggudong" the experience jar bubbles like crazy.
Harry was stunned for a moment before realizing that it was the second will defense specialty.
Grow your own will defense experience by attacking the strong will of others.
This wave, it rose by one-fifth.
You must know that it took Harry six or seven years to upgrade this expertise from level three to level four.
One-fifth is already an exaggeration.
Harley was so happy that she quickly opened the videos of Superman, Wonder Woman and other "real super" heroes, "These are also superheroes."
"Oh my God, Bruce's colleagues are actually this kind of people." Thomas' face became more worried. "He was not only physically tortured by super criminals, but also mentally attacked by other superheroes. Bruce is too difficult."
Harry was a little disappointed that the jar stopped bubbling.
Did you masturbate?
She comforted him again: "Don't worry, Bruce also has the ability to make money, you see."
She opened the homepage of a Batman idiot who was the creator of "I want to make Batwing's Batwing".
With "vitory" as the background music, Batman's Batgun, Batarang, all kinds of cool Batsuits, Batmobiles, Batmobiles, Batfighters, Batman's equipment, including the hot and sexy Robin Cat,
Show them all one by one, and then show the footage of him using these equipment to wreak havoc on Gotham's criminals.
At the end is a line of words: Mortal body, comparable to gods.
“Who is Robin Cat?” Martha was more concerned about the women around her son.
“It’s Selina. For Bruce, she gave up her identity as a female snitch, turned from darkness to light, and became his superhero assistant.”
The kitten was always her friend, so of course Harry had to take the opportunity to help her say a good word in front of her mother-in-law.
For example, although she did not go to high school, she obtained a doctorate in art and jewelry appreciation and opened an art gallery on the busiest street in Gotham by her own ability.
“What a good girl,” Martha was satisfied.
“Martha, this is my son!” Thomas continued to stare at the next video that automatically played.
It's still a hot-blooded clip made by a brainless person.
Looking at Thomas, his blood surged, and he wished he could put on a bat cape and fight alongside his son.
“Bruce, I’m proud of you!”
Harry sighed: "Your approval is probably what he wants to hear most."
Speaking of this, she was stunned for a moment, then smiled and turned on the camera, standing in front of the Wayne couple, "Click!"
"Can we take pictures? Can Bruce see it?" Martha guessed what Harry was thinking and became extremely excited.
“I can also make video calls.” Harley opened the address book and prepared to dial Bruce’s number.
“No!” The GCPD angel who had been watching the show stopped her and said, “Duke Quinn is a member of Heaven and can barely communicate with people in Heaven.
Bruce Wayne is a purely worldly person.
Mortals are prohibited from approaching heaven in any form, lest it cause adverse effects to the people in heaven.”