"Well, actually I won't commit a crime at all. I have never committed a crime in my life."
Harley was very embarrassed when she heard Luther humbly ask for advice on the art of crime.
She has not forgotten that Luthor is Superman's greatest enemy and the character of DC's first-class super criminal.
Now the most evil man in the DC Universe is asking her for advice on criminal skills and experience. Isn't this an insult to the fact that she is also a super criminal?
Oh, no, more evil than a super criminal, a super super criminal!
"Your shameless spirit of doing all the bad things behind your back, yet talking about justice and brightening up, and getting together with superheroes is something I admire and envy you very much," Luther said sincerely.
He certainly didn't do as many bad things as she did, but superheroes didn't like him, and of course, he looked down on them.
But they all have a good relationship with her, and many heroes even regard her as a senior hero.
This kind of ability to confuse good and evil and confuse right and wrong is simply impossible for ordinary people.
For example, he and Superman.
When he was in Smallville, he really liked Superman and regarded him as his little brother, but Superman just couldn't tolerate any of his criminal behavior.
If Superman could be half as tolerant to him as he is to her now, they wouldn't have a falling out.
Also because of Superman's 'herbiphobia', the two eventually parted ways, and their love turned into killing each other.
She has committed more than 100 million crimes, but Superman is her good friend... The two of them even flirted with each other. You advised me to be a good person, and I will teach you how to "be a good person" by killing you.
the right way".
Thinking of this, he started to feel sour in his stomach again. It should be him, Lex Luthor, who should teach Tearman how to be a man in this way!
"Harry, is it because of your family of origin and your upbringing environment?
Your family is full of fraud, deceit, violence, depravity...
The Gotham you live in is also the crime capital of the world, so why are you able to achieve what you are today?"
The more Luther spoke, the more certain his tone became, "Well, I am different. My father is a poor scientist, my mother is a small-town woman who has received higher education, and my hometown of Smallville is as simple as Superman's face.
Growing up in that kind of environment, my criminal talents are not as good as yours, but I seem to be very scientific."
Finally finding a scientific and reasonable excuse for being inferior to others, Luther became lively and relaxed again.
Harley's face darkened, "I have no intention of competing with you on criminal art. Superman is not dead, so you can continue to find him to practice your art."
She hung up the phone.
Luther still refused to let her go and immediately called back.
"Harry, listen to me, I really want to exchange my thoughts with you." Luther said eagerly: "We are also friends, right? Let me ask you for help this time."
"Oh, I really don't have much experience. I never thought about dealing with Superman." Harley said helplessly.
"I don't believe it. Your methods of dealing with him are so sophisticated and vicious. How could you not have thought carefully about the real murder?" Luther said firmly.
"Superman is my friend. I thought carefully about the plan to kill my friend. Isn't it mentally ill?" Harley said.
Luther glanced at the colorful robed mage playing on his mobile phone on the sofa opposite, and thought to himself: In the supernatural world, who doesn't know that you are crazy and unpredictable and cannot be reasoned with common sense?
"Is it just a flash of inspiration on your part?"
Harley sighed: "It's just a coincidence. Who knew that Alex would call Superman before he died? Who knew that Superman would actually come because he was crazy?"
Luthor said: "Your on-the-spot reaction was an idea, but you should have considered Superman's human weaknesses, right?"
"No, because his weaknesses are too obvious and don't need to be considered," said Harley.
Luther gritted his teeth secretly, what was she hinting at?
——Superman’s weaknesses are so obvious that there is no need to consider them, so why does he keep losing in battles?
Harley must be taunting him secretly!
"Harley, I understand Superman's weakness of being a good guy, but I'm not one of those ordinary people without style.
I don't simply want Superman to die.
He kidnapped a villain who was about to commit murder in a dark alley, stuffed his belly with kryptonite bullets and high-explosive bombs, and then hung him on the rooftop of a building in the metropolis. When Superman came to rescue him, he pressed the bomb switch.
‘BOOOM’, Superman GAMEOVER!
The cost is only a few hundred dollars.
But this is not my purpose!!
I want more, I want to prove that Superman is not a god.
I want to break mankind's superstition of him and his superiority to himself, just like God's position - to bring hope to mankind.
Fake, mankind does not need his false hope, mankind needs smart and rational heroes like me.
I want to declare to the world that human beings have enough wisdom and strength to protect themselves and do not need a red cloak with a tuft of curly hair on their forehead to be our God." Luther said excitedly.
"I can't seem to help you. Your ideals have become too grand." Harley sighed.
"But you've already done it." Luther said in frustration like a deflated ball: "You have proven that his ideals and persistence are all a joke.
His death was not heroic at all and looked like a third-rate joke."
"I didn't think too much, I just wanted to hit him." Harley said.
——I would rather you think a lot, plan for a long time, work hard, and finally succeed once, rather than just casually achieve the goal I dream of.
Luthor cursed secretly and said sincerely: "If Superman refuses to change his ways and continues to interfere with your normal revenge actions in the following days, what will you do?"
"Isn't that true? He doesn't have a lumpy head."
"His iron head must be harder than a lump of elm wood." Luther said sternly.
"Then let me repeat it again. Anyway, I don't lack kryptonite daggers, and my revenge targets don't lack an ungrateful, sinister and cunning heart." Harley said casually.
"I'm afraid Superman won't trip over the kryptonite vines twice." Luthor said.
"In addition to the vines, I also have the captured kryptonite formation. There are two versions of the red sun beam, scientific and magical. I guarantee that Superman will come and attack once." Harley said with a smile.
Luthor wanted to say that the Metropolis Superman fan club had already used kryptonite and red sun generators, but now they were all in Blackgate Prison.
"Is there any other way?" he asked.
"Of course, it's actually very simple to deal with Superman."
Luther was shocked and asked humbly: "Tell me and listen."
"Have you ever discovered that Superman's strength is very superhuman, but his thoughts are not superhuman at all?" Harley asked.
Luther frowned and said: "Although I think he is hypocritical, ordinary people are very attracted to his tricks."
"Hey, your perspective is still too low. Who is Superman? A typical American, a child of an American farmer, receiving a Western-style education based on the most orthodox Christian doctrine."
Luther was thoughtful, but still couldn't grasp the main point. He couldn't help but asked anxiously, "So?"
“So, he has all the shortcomings that Americans have, and the shortcomings of American values are also flaws in his thinking.
If I really want to deal with him, I don't have to kill people or punish him.
All it takes is for him to reveal his true colors in front of the world and show his true colors as an ‘American’.
As much as the people of the world hate the United States, they will hate him even more," Harley said.
Luther hesitated and said: "It's true that Superman received an American education, but his thoughts have already transcended the boundaries of the United States.
Superman wants to be the benchmark and hope for all mankind, so he naturally does not limit himself to the interests of the United States.
In fact, he strongly dislikes putting America first.
He and Dr. Manhattan, who helped the US military fight Vietnam, are completely different types of people."
"Luthor, you are such a super confidant!" Harley praised.
"However, since you are also an American, you will naturally make a big mistake - you will subconsciously think that the universal values of the United States are really correct.
To put it simply, Superman would definitely not do anything that Americans think is wrong, such as the Vietnam War.
But what all Americans think is right, you and Superman also instinctively think is right."
"Harry, what you said is a bit reactionary." Luther narrowed his eyes.
"Are dissidents more sinful than super criminals? In fact, we are now discussing how to 'tarnish' the pure God on earth. This topic is already reactionary enough." Harley laughed.
"Give me an example of what to do." Luther said.
Harley smiled strangely, "For example..."
...
After ending the call with Luther, Harley immediately dialed Clark Kent's cell phone.
"Where are you?"
"I took two days off to help my mother repair the house in Smallville." Clark paused and then said hesitantly: "I proposed to Louise and she agreed.
My mother was very happy and decided to renovate the old house."
"Congratulations, you should thank me, right? I let you see friends in need." Harley said with a smile.
"You made us understand that we need to cherish the present and the people in front of us, but Superman's thoughts and actions will never change. Superman will never let down the 'S' on his chest. On Krypton, it represents hope!" Clark said solemnly.
"Oh, you really have a tough head," Harley smiled carelessly, "I called you to remind you to be careful lately, Luther will use dirty tricks against you."
"He never gave up on me." Superman's tone was not very good, as if he was still complaining about his fake death.
"Take care." Harley hung up the phone decisively.
Two days later, Superman appeared in Metropolis again, saving people from fire and water, and received countless praises.
On the third day, he heard someone calling Superman in the distant east.
He thought of Harley's warning.
But after hesitating for a moment, he went with his heart.
On the border between north and south Chaoxiang.
A group of North Koreans were trying to sneak into South Korea but were discovered by soldiers guarding the border.
The threats of armed soldiers and the cries of women and children in the crowd formed a tragic scene.
Superman arrives.
Suspended in mid-air, the red cloak pulls out a banner of freedom in the wind.
He looked down at the soldiers who were looking up to him with dementia, and said solemnly: "Let them freely choose their own lives." (ps)
He spoke in English, but the soldier's commander could understand him.
Conflict inevitably breaks out.
Superman still didn't kill anyone, he only broke the soldiers' guns like sugar cane, destroyed the approaching armored vehicles with heat rays, and knocked out his attackers.
Then he said to the group of "refugees" who were huddled together with fear and expectation on their faces: "You are free."
Someone among the refugees filmed the entire process with a mobile phone and uploaded it online.
On the third day, there were also refugees at the US-Mexico border calling for Superman.
That night, victims in several countries in the Middle East that were invaded by the United States and targeted by the United States called for Superman.
A week later, Superman suddenly disappeared in Metropolis.
Except for those who happened to be in danger and longed for Superman's rescue, no one cared about his whereabouts. Now that everyone was cursing him, he hid, which just proved that their curses were right and had an effect.
"Superman is arrogant, domineering, cruel and vicious. He is provoking North Korea and is a lackey of the Japanese Empire!"
North Korean press officers accused Superman of interfering in other countries' internal affairs, sabotaging border posts, and even attacking soldiers in an attempt to provoke a war.
"Superman is ignorant! Who does he think he is, that he can decide the national policies of other countries? Are foreigners randomly put into the country and the laws of the Republic of Korea are used as decoration?" a South Korean press officer criticized loudly at a press conference.
"Superman is worse than a beast, and he actually attacks the soldiers who are defending our country!"
The "Washington Military Times" severely criticized Superman for interfering in a "normal body search" of two American soldiers in Afghanistan, causing one to be seriously injured and the other to suffer mental trauma.
"Superman is an evil accomplice of the American army!" After Superman rescued American citizens detained by the XX organization, causing the XX organization to lose their hostages and were massacred by the US army, the head of the XX organization made a tearful complaint on Al Jazeera TV.