"At the last Earth Heroes Convention, the entire Green Lantern Corps was dispatched to intimidate the people of Earth in the name of universe security.
After Apokolips invaded, we only sent a small team of volunteers
The Green Lantern Corps does not have a good impression on the people on Earth, and I am afraid it will be difficult to influence them ideologically and culturally," said Little Blue Man.
Apas said calmly: "You are worrying too much, I understand the history of earth civilization.
Even if developed countries invade or even colonize backward countries, as long as the developed countries continue to maintain their technological leadership.
Then, with a superior attitude, it releases some false and low-cost goodwill to backward countries.
The "advanced intellectuals" in countries with backward technology and economy were immediately deeply moved, and then took the initiative to whitewash and beautify their former enemies.
It's not a false flattery.
They are completely conquered from soul to marrow, and wholeheartedly praise everything about developed countries.
As long as the science and technology is advanced enough and the economy is developed enough, even if the culture and system are rotten into shit, even if their own culture is as brilliant and rich as the stars, they will only worship them wholeheartedly, believe in the "stinky shit" of the former colonizers, and treat their own
Culture is treated like stinky shit.
What's more, our ideas are not stinking shit.
'Justice, freedom and peace' are the sharpest swords and hardest shields among all ideas, invincible and indestructible.
We stand in the starry sky and shout, "Promoting justice and maintaining peace is the right thing to do."
Even the witch Harley had to cower aside, unable to refute.
The ideals of the Green Lantern Corps are justice, peace, order, nobility and greatness. There is no fault in it. People on earth cannot resist this idea.
In addition, the Green Lantern Corps is the best in the universe in terms of technology. People on Earth, at least celebrities in the intellectual circles on Earth, will crazily worship us and praise us for everything we do.
Our intimidation of Witch Harley may even become an example of justice and strength.
We only send a small team to support the earth, and they can understand it. They understand our great sentiment of sending the most elite team to help the earth when we are in crisis.
In short, as long as we are strong enough and our brand is bright enough, no matter what we do, some literate people on earth can give us the "most beautiful" explanation.
And often those people on earth can still occupy the mainstream of public opinion."
"What's the use of the worship and praise of the people on Earth? They don't have what we need." A little blue man said.
"Of course they do!" Apas said indifferently: "Even if it only makes Witch Harley uncomfortable, it is worth the effort.
What's more, the earth itself is very special.
They are the only civilization in the universe that repelled Darkseid's invasion, and they also captured Brainiac, who was also suffering from a headache from the Green Lantern Corps.
As these two things spread throughout the universe, will other civilizations regard the earth as a new force in the universe?
Just like us, Zhenglian adheres to the concepts of justice and peace. In the interstellar news, there are numerous reports that the Justice League was almost wiped out in order to save the planet Lalu.
Zheng Lian knew that the supernova storm would arrive within a minute, but they still stayed on Lalu Planet, standing together with the billions of Lalu Planet people, and even temporarily abandoned the Earth's capital city in the Skull Spaceship.
Almost every celebrity in the universe has praised Zhenglian and Injustice Watcher.
The people on earth are not only saving themselves this time, they are also acting chivalrously and eliminating harm for the people.
But saving LaRue and judging Brainiac should have been the responsibility of the Green Lantern Corps.
Many cosmic media clearly point out this point, and we cannot argue with it.
Ion Man is not Green Lantern, everyone knows that.
If Zheng Lian does more work for the Green Lantern Corps, then"
All the little blue people were silent.
Ganser said: "Apas, you are worrying too much. The status of the Green Lantern Corps took billions of years to establish. How many cosmic super hero organizations were born during this period?
No matter how prosperous they once were, they eventually died and withered within a few decades.
Our greatest advantages are actually longevity and heritage.
Even if the Green Lantern Corps disbands starting today, leaving the universe to be managed by the Justice League.
Thousands of years later, they turn into ashes, and the guardians of the universe are still the guardians of the universe.
Sprinkle 3,600 rings into the universe, and 3,600 Green Lanterns gather in Oua in one day, and the Legion will still be a Legion."
"Gunther is right, we have too great an advantage. No matter how indifferent we face our competitors, we will always win," Scarface said.
"I understand what you are saying. I just suggest that you pay a little attention to the earth and strengthen your connection with Zhenglian and the earth. After all, there is only one Witch Harley in billions of years." Apas said.
"Witch Harley is indeed a wonderful flower. The key is that she is a mage and can live immortally." A little blue man agreed.
"If she has been relying on the power of the lamp ring, wasting her magic practice, causing her magic level to be too low, and dying within a hundred years, from a long-term perspective, will it actually be good for us?" A little blue man murmured.
"This" all the little blue people were speechless.
"Don't think blindly. The 'Curse of Cain' imposed by Satan on her means that even if she is only a magic apprentice, she will never die. She is a big thief." Gunther said calmly.
"Satan" Gurian suddenly said: "Is the Parallax Monster missing?"
"Only a trace of the remnant soul escaped from hell, and most of the origin was devoured by Witch Harley." Apas said coldly.
"Where did he escape?" Gurian continued to ask.
"According to the energy response of the emotional spectrum, it probably falls in the antimatter universe." Apas said.
Ganser's indifferent expression became solemn: "We don't need the Parallax Monster, but we can't let it fall into the hands of others.
You should all remember the prophecy about our destiny in the "Book of Oa" that one day, both the Green Lantern Corps and the Guardians of the Universe will be destroyed at the hands of the Parallax Monster's host.
I was worried before that the destroyer in the prophecy was the witch Harley. The witch's escape from the central energy battery was the beginning of the prophecy, so I persuade you to immediately agree to the reconciliation treaty guaranteed by the Stranger."
"We should go to the antimatter universe." Scarface said.
Apas said: "The antimatter universe is very dangerous, you can send lanterns there"
Central City, the headquarters of the Rogue Gang hidden in a remote warehouse in the old city is said to be the headquarters, but in fact it is Captain Leng's former hideout. It is an old warehouse of 400 square meters, with a few broken sofas and a large color TV, covering an area of 100 square meters.
experimental area.
At this time, Captain Boomerang was drinking beer with Heat Wave and playing darts.
Captain Cold is modifying his freezing gun on the experimental bench.
Several others were sitting on the sofa watching TV and playing with their mobile phones.
"Having saved tens of billions of interstellar refugees, will it go against my past beliefs and make me feel uncomfortable? What kind of problem is this? I am indeed not a hero in the traditional sense, but I am not a pervert.
When I was on Earth, I asked my team not to kill anyone, not to hurt innocent people, and not even to fly (PS).
Like the captain, I am a 'human hero' with some moral flaws."
"That bastard Sam again?" Heat Wave threw away the darts and shouted to the magic flute who was watching videos on the sofa.
"You still can't hear his voice?" Magic Flute didn't even raise his head.
"Tother Fake, when did the Rogue Gang become his team? Return the human heroes, bah!
Every time that guy goes to a fast food restaurant to eat burgers, he always touches the waitress's buttocks. He is the most despicable guy in our team.
Now you actually dare to brag about your ‘moral flaws’ in front of the people on Earth, Fake!” Relang cursed.
"It's not Earth. He is accepting an exclusive interview with an alien TV station. Well, he is deceiving the people of the galaxy." The Magic Flute said sourly.
“I have resisted touching my phone for the past two days. Even if it is turned on, I will never watch puppy videos or other news.
I don’t want to see Sam’s smug face, and I don’t want to hear his bragging!”
The weather wizard glanced at the green cloaked magic flute and said, "You are also sick, and you are specifically looking for his videos to watch."
Magic Flute continued to stare at the video, "Put yourself into his role, and imagine that I was the one who received the 'Hero Order' from the Five Ring General on that day, and now I am talking to the aliens and being admired and cheered by countless people on earth.
You are also me, so the feeling will be very different."
"Shit, isn't this too sexy?" the trickster cursed.
Heat Lang took out his mobile phone, opened the news network casually, and found dozens of exclusive interview news.
"Not to mention, it feels really different, it feels so good!" He said with a satisfied look on his face.
"Really?" Captain Boomerang was doubtful and picked up his Paradise Mountain mobile phone.
After a while, "Hahaha, I'm so awesome"
"Whoa!" The window glass flashed, and the Mirror Master in silver nano uniform jumped into the warehouse hall. He saw all his friends staring at their mobile phones with weird smiles on their faces.
"You guys..." Mirror Master walked a few steps closer and heard his own voice in the video. He couldn't help but feel angry in his heart, "Are you laughing at me?"
"Who shit, Sam?" Captain Cold was startled, saw who was coming, quickly turned off his phone, and said with an awkward expression: "Hi, guys, Hero Sam is back!"
"Oh, Sam, you're back, why didn't you call in advance?"
"Sam, you look so handsome in this uniform!"
"Sam, I haven't seen you for a few days. You seem to have gained weight. Is the alien food delicious? Have you brought some back?"
"What were you doing just now?" Sam asked with a wooden face.
"Well, I'm not doing anything, I'm just watching the news." Everyone's eyes flickered and they hesitated.
"I know you are reading my news, and I saw your sarcastic smiles. Fortunately, I brought gifts for each of you from hundreds of light years away." Sam said angrily.
"Sam, I swear, we really didn't mock you, at least not when we just watched the video."
Captain Ice originally had a serious face and vowed, but then, he remembered that they had indeed ridiculed him before, and his expression couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
Several teammates tried to comfort him and finally revealed the matter.
"Why did you come back suddenly? Didn't you say there was a congressional dinner tonight?" asked Relang.
"Not just tonight, there are all kinds of interviews, invitations, and awards ceremonies. There are too many events. The other party is either a famous celebrity in the universe, or the president, or a congressman. There is no way to refuse, and the schedule has been scheduled for half a month.
Alas, doing the Universe Legend is so tiring, even more tiring than fighting Brainiac for 300 rounds." Mirror Master lamented.
Do you really have the nerve to say that during this entire operation, did you fight anyone for even one round?
The gang members complained in their hearts.
"Why are you always the one giving interviews and attending events, while Harley Quinn hasn't even shown up a few times?" Captain Ice asked strangely.