Meng Shu's blind blathering only made Bo Saixi even more nervous.
"Should I...should be a little weaker? It is said that girls on the mainland are like this." Bo Saixi felt very bad. It was worse than losing his talent and practicing using three-dimensional mobile devices alone.
"Uh... no, that's all prejudice. The teacher also said that men and women should have equal rights. Although I don't know what pastoral women's rights, old boxers and the like mean..." Tang Chen admired his teacher's knowledge, but he was
I don't trust my teacher's emotional intelligence at all. My wife is definitely blind to fall in love with such a funny guy...
"Forget it, I'd better clean myself up first! Well... where is the bathroom?" Bo Saixi suddenly realized that the problem was not simple.
Tang Chen was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized the problem.
I have been used to living in Cheng Ying's mansion, and have long been accustomed to the days when I can turn on the faucet and have hot water, and turn on the shower head to take a shower. Now that I suddenly returned to Haotian Sect, I realized that taking a shower is very troublesome.
"First, we need to go to the top of the mountain and pick up two buckets of snow..." Tang Chen silently packed the snow into the buckets, then turned to look at Meng Shu who was running to a tree to untie his belt.
"Asshole! Stop it! If you dare to pee, I'll cut off your thing!"
Meng Shu: "..."
Wuhu, it’s over again! There’s no way to hide the evidence in the snow, such a yellow hole...
Why do you say it again... Picking up a piece of yellow unknown substance and a pile of snow next to the unknown substance, Meng Shu fell into thinking about life.
"Then we have to go to the woodshed to get some firewood... Well... forget it, maybe I have to chop it myself, or use a soul guide!" Tang Chen thought about the painful experience of practicing using the Clear Sky Hammer to chop wood.
It's better to give up. Who knows how he learned to split the wood instead of smashing it flat.
Tang Chen adjusted a spherical soul guide to the maximum power, and then threw it into a basin filled with snow. It was originally just a hand warmer, but the great inventor Cheng Ying, who studied under the Ministry of Punishment Minister Geng, insisted on designing a barbecue for her.
function.
If you get hungry while warming your hands, you can turn the power to the maximum and use it to grill meat...
But now it seems that this useless invention has some effect. The unpolluted snow on the top of the mountain is still very clean, at least much cleaner than the snow after industrialization.
The kind of pollution in Meng Shu does not count...
Three pots of snow finally turned into a bucket of water under the heating of a certain hand warmer. To this, Tang Chen just wanted to say: "Teacher, thank you so much!"
"Why are you still standing here!" Bo Saixi stamped his feet.
Tang Chen, whose reaction was half a beat too slow, blurted out: "It's not like I didn't look..."
Duang!
The hot hand warmer was hit on Tang Chen's face, knocking him out: "Huh! Do men who have been with the teacher for a long time become stupid? It's true!"
…
Tang Chen rubbed his scalded face and squatted in the yard with Meng Shu in a daze. Meng Shu also had a bruise on his face. It was obvious how it came about.
"Eh? You are here too!" Jian Hongchen greeted the two of them.
"Hiss~" Meng Shu took a breath of cold air: "You won't get together with the junior sister so quickly, right? Even if the teacher says that Shrek's tradition is to produce and sell by oneself, you should leave some for the senior brother.
What an opportunity!”
"Uh... you misunderstood. Junior sister and I have already finished taking a shower. You said you wanted to melt the snow!" As he said this, Jian Hongchen stretched his hands like a ramen chef, and there was an extra one in his hand.
Heating wire.
"I asked my junior sister to help me turn on the electricity, and it started to boil quickly. She seems to be boiling water for people in the public bathhouse to earn extra money right now!"
The corner of Tang Chen's mouth twitched: "I think it's a waste if you two don't get together as a pair. From now on, you can just call it a household appliance set."
"Uh... I haven't thought about this aspect." Jian Hongchen scratched his head. He was almost twenty years old, but he didn't have the strong curiosity of a sixteen or seventeen-year-old child.
"Both of us don't have martial soul fusion skills, let's just let nature take its course!" Jian Hongchen formed a circle around the electric heating wire in his hand, took out a fast battery and connected it, turning it into an electric stove, which made the yard much warmer.
Then the three of them looked at Dugu Bo walking towards them with strange eyes, and they all fell into confusion.
"Is there a girl taking a shower in your room?" the three of them said in unison.
Dugu Bo was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "Brother Hongchen, give me two electric heating wires, it's too cold here, my snake will freeze to death."
In an instant, Meng Shu had countless bad R-rated images in his mind: "Senior Brother, you can't be..."
Poof!
High-concentration ether was inserted into the back of Meng Shu's neck with a syringe: "Although I don't know what you want to say, I think it's better not to let you say it."
Jian Hongchen took out the electric heating wire and looked at Dugu Bo with admiration: "As expected of senior brother, he easily accomplished what we couldn't do." (Referring to stop Meng Shu's nonsense)
"Thank you!" Dugu Bo picked up the heating wire and returned to the room. No one knew how he had so many snakes on his body.
In the Haotian Sect's public bathhouse, the large pot originally used to boil water has been removed and replaced with a row of red electric heating wires.
"Everyone, don't be anxious, don't be crowded, line up in an orderly manner, you can burn ten barrels in five minutes, and you can all fit in the queue! Five copper coins for a barrel of water! Pay first and then boil the water!"
Yu Xikong's palms sparkled with lightning, and she did not forget to shout. Even though the equipment on the Shrek Seven Monsters was worth tens of thousands of gold, they didn't really have much pocket money on hand. If they didn't join the sect,
Under the circumstances, Yu Xikong didn't mind selling his electricity in exchange for money.
The disciples of the Haotian Sect who got hot water all said that they would contact the sect leader to establish a strategic partnership with the Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex Family in the future. Judging from their expressions, they were most likely coveting the power of her Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex Family.
.
They also live in high mountains. At least the disciples of Haotian Sect believe that the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex family should have a more comfortable life than they do. After all, everyone is good at boiling water...
Old Tang looked at the disciples who were fetching water from Bee Chrysalis, and his expression changed slightly: "They are really a bunch of restless children, very much like the Tulip Duke. They don't know what the future will be like if they look at Qian.
"
"Hmph! I only know what good results can be achieved by focusing on profit. I'm afraid there will be no warmth at all in the future, and everything I talk about is just an exchange of interests!" Tang Xun snorted coldly.
"The status we have now is actually due to the exchange of interests. Although firearms are not a big threat to us, the development of the sect also requires money. It can indeed give that boy Tulip a little sweetness. I think it will be better to cooperate with him.
It has a good effect.”
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"Aren't you afraid that the Haotian Sect will bully your disciple?"
"There is nothing to be afraid of. As long as they are not stupid, they know they can only cooperate with me. Let's defeat those guys in the sky first!"