Tang Lan, Kong Yun, and Tang Dingshan felt their eyes go dark, and they almost fainted.
Qiao Yu actually pointed at Mr. Tang Wumou's face and said he was an old man?
This is no longer as simple as lighting a lamp in a latrine to seek death, this is simply installing a C4 in a latrine!
Everyone in the Tang family has only one idea. If nothing else happens, something will happen to this uncle.
Sure enough, the middle-aged man who was supporting Tang Wumou became furious instantly, like a lion baring its teeth and claws.
"Come here, take this man down for me, chop him into pieces and feed them to the dogs!"
Qiao Yu had secretly communicated with the Mechanical Queen and was about to run away. Unexpectedly, Mr. Tang Wumou waved his hand and directly stopped the person who was about to take action.
"Dad, why are you?" The middle-aged man looked confused.
But Tang Wumou didn't seem to be prepared to explain to his son. He looked at Qiao Yu and praised him.
"Very good! Very energetic!"
Qiao Yu: "?"
He was puzzled, why did he still praise him after being scolded? Could it be that Tang Lan's sex-shaking attribute was inherited from this old man?
"It's been a long time since a young man dared to speak so loudly in front of me. You are very good! Lan'er has a very good taste!" Tang Wumou praised him without hesitation.
Upon seeing this, the Tang family members on the side quickly began to agree.
"As expected, he is my uncle from the Tang family, he has such a loud voice!"
"Yes, my uncle is the only one who is not timid when facing grandpa directly!"
"My uncle is awesome!!! (broken voice)"
Qiao Yu: "..."
He had a vague feeling that something was not quite right, but he couldn't tell what was going on.
Mr. Tang Wumou ignored him and slowly sat down on the C seat in the hall with his son's support.
"Welcome to the master!"
Everyone in the Tang family in the hall greeted Tang Wumou respectfully.
A smile appeared on his old face and he asked Qiao Yu.
"Uncle, look, am I, an old man like me, qualified to attend the Tang family's family banquet now?"
Whoosh!
Tang Lan's head was dripping with cold sweat, and Tang Dingshan and his wife didn't look very good.
The old man is preparing to raise an army to hold him accountable!
I hope that my uncle can relent in time and let the old man calm down.
Tang Lan winked at Qiao Yu desperately, and Qiao Yu clenched her fist and hammered her chest, signaling Tang Lan to feel at ease.
Then he turned his head and asked Mr. Tang Wumou.
"Are you blind?"
"Are you qualified enough? Don't you have the eyes to see it yourself? Why do you want me to see it?"
silence.
A pin drop audible silence.
Tang Lan's face was already a little pale.
Everyone in the Tang family couldn't help but feel their throats rolling up and down.
They turned their attention to the old man.
It's impossible for the secret passage to let Qiao Yu go, right?
Unexpectedly, the old man burst into laughter.
"It is true that heroes emerge from youth! You have a bit of the demeanor of my old Tang!"
Everyone in the Tang family was shocked.
The old man is famous for his bad temper and brutal methods!
Once, the old man entertained several guests at home. A bald man got drunk and had the audacity to call the old man a brother-in-law.
At dawn the next day, sanitation workers found the bald body cut into pieces in the trash can.
But this time, this kid yelled at the old man, but the old man showed no sign of anger?
This boy named Qiao Yu is not an uncle of the Tang family. He is the illegitimate son of Mr. Tang Wumou!
Everyone in the Tang family looked at Qiao Yu with a hint of envy in their eyes, as if they were envious that Qiao Yu could receive such preferential treatment from the old man.
And not only was there no joy in Qiao Yu's heart, on the contrary, his heart sank to the bottom.
A man of such high moral character and respect as Tang Wumou actually showed no sign of anger when faced with repeated provocations from a junior like him in front of everyone in the Tang family.
That can only mean one thing, that is, Tang Wumou...may have very big intentions.
This plot was so big that Tang Wumou could temporarily suppress his inner emotions. Qiao Yu felt chills all over just thinking about it.
But as a junior minion, what on earth could Tang Wumou want to plot?
Qiao Yu lowered his head and ignored Tang Wumou. The atmosphere at the scene gradually became anxious and silent.
When Tang Lan saw this, she could only bite the bullet and stand up.
"Grandpa, I'm sorry. Qiao Yu has never participated in this kind of family dinner before, so he may have been a little unruly in his words at the moment. I apologize to you here on his behalf."
Tang Lan bowed deeply in the direction of Tang Wumou.
"It doesn't matter."
Tang Wumou waved his hand, and after seeing everyone staring at him, Tang Wumou said with a smile.
"Don't be cautious, just use your chopsticks."
Qiao Yu was not polite when he heard this. He went straight to feasting. He picked up an abalone covered in sauce with his bare hands and started to eat it, without caring about the image at all.
He wanted to see how long Tang Wumou could endure him.
Everyone in the Tang family was stunned by the way Qiao Yu ate like the reincarnation of a starving ghost who hadn't eaten in eight lifetimes.
They were born with a silver spoon in their mouths, had fine clothes and fine food since childhood, and received aristocratic table manners education. How had they ever seen Qiao Yu eating like this?
Everyone in the Tang family couldn't help but cast their faint eyes on Tang Lan.
The complicated look in his eyes probably means "What did you find?"
Tang Lan couldn't help but cover her face. She quietly stretched out a foot under the table and kicked Qiao Yu, hoping that he would restrain himself.
Unexpectedly, Qiao Yu, whose mouth was full of oil after eating, immediately raised his head.
"Why are you kicking me? Picking up food!"
Tang Lan: "..."
She has confirmed that it was a mistake for her to bring Qiao Yu back.
Fortunately, Grandpa was not angry about this, and Tang Lan secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Tang Wumou was the only true god in the Tang family, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that he followed the law. If Tang Wumou got angry, not only would Qiao Yu be in trouble, but she, Tang Lan, would also have to suffer a lot.
However, Tang Wumou was not angry, which did not mean that other people in the Tang family could tolerate Qiao Yu's behavior.
"You really have no family education. You have never eaten anything good in your life, right?"
A young man from the Tang family looked at Qiao Yu's eating appearance and couldn't help but sneer.
Qiao Yu curled her lips: "Yeah, I don't know what kind of person would be stupid enough to ask me to be my uncle. Do you think that family is sick?"
"you!"
The young man slapped the table and stood up, his face full of anger.
Tang Wumou's eyes narrowed slightly when he heard Qiao Yu directly aoing the entire Tang family.
Everyone in the Tang family who is familiar with this old man knows that this expression means that Mr. Tang is going to be angry!
Sure enough, the next second, Tang Wumou raised his skinny hand.
A strong evil aura also surged out of his body. Everyone in the Tang family was silent, and the young man even looked at Qiao Yu with an expression of gloating about his misfortune.
Are you still alive this time?
"Come here, drag him down for me, and I will take care of you!" As Tang Wumou's majestic voice sounded, a group of tall Tang family guards filed in from the door.
"Did you hear that? I'll take care of you!" The young man said to Qiao Yu with a ferocious smile.
As a result, the next second, he felt his feet leave the ground.
"Hey! You arrested the wrong person! You arrested him, not me!"
The young man began to struggle, and the leading Tang family guard punched him directly in the abdomen, and he was instantly silenced.
Tang Wumou slowly stood up and said to Qiao Yu, cupping his hands.
"My little friend, it's my lack of planning and teaching that makes the juniors so presumptuous. It really makes you laugh."