Qiao Yu's whole body has swollen into a pig's head. Now he looks plumper than Yang Xiangdi, and his whole body has become a ball.
And it was all thanks to two hours of loving beatings from Hermes.
"Your grandma... didn't she just touch your panties? She wouldn't have done it so harshly. If God's Stealing hadn't cooled down, I would have stolen from you again."
Qiao Yu whispered softly.
"What did you say?"
Hermes felt that the anger he had finally suppressed was beginning to rise again.
For many years, he had always faced the world with a gentle and elegant look, but now when he saw this kid, he couldn't help but want to get angry.
"Nothing, nothing! By the way, should you send me out?" Qiao Yu asked eagerly.
The injury has healed, and Qiao Yu really doesn't dare to stay any longer.
"You don't need me to teach you the old rules, do you?" Hermes showed a smile.
"clear!"
Qiao Yu turned around and stuck her butt out.
The next second, Hermes kicked Qiao Yu hard on the butt.
Qiao Yu flew towards the outside of the crater like a cannonball.
After sending Qiao Yu away, Hermes finally calmed down.
But then he looked at the ground and his blood pressure suddenly went up again!
Hermes rushed out of the crater with a whoosh, but the seal lit up and stopped Hermes.
Hermes had a ferocious look on his face, and he didn't even care about his image. He roared with foul language outside.
"Qiao Yu! Give me back my fucking underwear!!!"
Qiao Yu, who had already flown out of the crater, smiled coldly when he heard this, looked at the white pants in his hand, and put them directly into the space of the dead.
"Give it back to you? You hit me so many times, shouldn't I charge you some interest?" Qiao Yu thought with peace of mind.
Although he didn't know what the use of Hermes' pants was, at least they were God's pants. Maybe they could be used in the future?
After arriving outside the cracks in the crater, Qiao Yu immediately activated the power of the six paths.
However, the imagined situation of holy orders flying all over the sky did not appear, and the great elder and others seemed to have all retreated.
Qiao Yu frowned in confusion, and then he quickly spotted two figures.
One was the Eighth Elder who was covered in bandages, and the other was unknown to Qiao Yu. He only saw that the other was wearing golden armor and was obviously one of the seven divine guards.
The most eye-catching thing is that his eyes are as bright as amber, showing a crystal red color.
"Just two people?"
Qiao Yu had an idea in his heart, and then he continued to maintain the power of the six paths and checked the area around the crater.
After confirming that the eighth elder and the divine guard were here, Qiao Yu immediately became murderous!
He activated the power of the Six Paths and lurked quietly.
At this time, the Eighth Elder and Sariel did not know that the crisis was coming, and they were still chatting.
"Eighth Elder, are the people of the Xing family really not going to lie to us? If they sit idly by and do nothing, then the result of a war between us and the Ancient Kingdom of Daxia will be that both sides will suffer."
There was unconcealable worry on Sariel's face.
"Don't worry! People sent by the Xing family have quietly entered Kaiji Star."
The Eighth Elder waved his balled-up arms.
"As soon as we start a war with the Ancient Kingdom of Daxia, the Xing family will take action immediately."
"I hope so."
The worry in Sariel's heart not only did not diminish, but became more intense. He always felt that things were not that simple.
Because the Xing family has always behaved as if they have no desires and desires, and seem to simply want to help Shenshan.
The strongest relationship between people is the relationship of interest.
A woman who says she will love you forever and never leave you is lying; but if you owe her a lot of money, she really can't leave you.
The more the Xing family showed no desire, the more Sariel felt that their intentions were bigger.
"Don't worry." The Eighth Elder comforted him.
"Speaking of which, it's all the blame on An Liya, the white-eyed wolf! I've raised her for twenty years in vain. If she, the white-eyed wolf, hadn't suddenly colluded with outsiders to kill Xing Chaoge, things wouldn't have developed like this!"
The eighth elder became more and more angry as he spoke.
"Hmph! Don't let me see that white-eyed wolf again, otherwise I will skin and dismember her!"
"Really? Who are you going to skin and dismember?"
A faint voice sounded in the ears of the eighth elder. The originally angry eighth elder instantly felt as if someone had poured a basin of cold water on him, cooling him from the top of his head to the soles of his feet.
"who?!"
The Eighth Elder shouted loudly and quickly became alert, but it was too late.
A white broadsword slashed over.
The Eighth Elder had no time to react before his left arm was cut off, and blood flowed from the wound!
"Ah!!! It's you, Qiao Yu!"
The Eighth Elder finally saw the person coming clearly. He was so frightened that he was about to take out a big ax to fight back when he saw Qiao Yu raising his hands and aiming them at him.
"God's Steal!"
In Qiao Yu's extremely worried eyes, what appeared this time was not pants, but a Xuanhua axe!
Qiao Yu breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that stealing Hermes's underwear was a pure accident. If this god's stealing skill could only steal underwear, he would be in trouble.
"My gold-seeking axe! How is this possible?!"
The eighth elder's face was full of disbelief. His ax was still in the storage space and he didn't take it out, so it went directly into the kid's hand.
What is going on? What the hell?
"As a necromancer, it makes sense for me to be faster, right?" Qiao Yu said with a smile.
"I'm reasonable you ******!"
The Eighth Elder spit out the fragrance directly. He was originally burned by Hellfire, and now that his left arm was broken and he lost his axe, his combat power was greatly reduced.
Just when Qiao Yu wanted to take advantage of the victory and directly deal with the Eighth Elder, a soft drink sounded behind him.
"The evil eye!"
Sariel's amber-like red eyes suddenly lit up and glared at Qiao Yu. Qiao Yu instantly felt that her body was out of control and unable to move.
"What the hell?"
Qiao Yu frowned slightly. He tried hard to struggle, but found that he couldn't get away no matter what.
The Eighth Elder laughed wildly upon seeing this.
"Hahahaha! Boy, you're done. The evil eye of the Sixth Divine Guard Sariel is extremely powerful. Creatures stared by the evil eye will be blocked from all actions!"
"Evil eye?"
Qiao Yu frowned slightly. He really didn't know that the Western Alliance's divine guards had such weird methods.
The mistake was too much to guard against, and now he couldn't break free from control at all.
"Stop talking nonsense, kill him first! When I seal him with the evil eye, I can't move myself!" Sariel urged.
"Ok, no problem!"
The eighth elder rubbed his hands with a proud look on his face.
"Boy, let me see how you die this time!"
However, the Eighth Elder did not see the frightened expression he wanted on Qiao Yu's face. Instead, he saw Qiao Yu showing an unusually kind smile.
"Your psychological quality is really good. If you can still laugh out loud when you are about to die, you will soon turn into a laughing corpse!"
The Eighth Elder approached Qiao Yu step by step. At this moment, Qiao Yu finally raised his blue eyes and looked directly at the Eighth Elder.
The eighth elder seemed to have realized something, and his face instantly showed a look of horror, but it was already too late!