Chapter 567 Shen Jianshu's Nightmare in His Old Age
The mountain of corpses, which was originally terrifying and eerie, immediately shut down when the corpse god arrived.
All the beasts immediately lowered their heads, looking respectful.
Shen Jianshu's face turned green with fright. The Corpse God was a truly forbidden undead creature.
Even though this guy's brain is not very good, his strength is considered strong among the taboo-level undead creatures.
When Qiao Yu got into trouble like this, even if he brought all the top combat forces in Kaiji Star over, he still couldn't save Qiao Yu.
He asked Qiao Yu not to mess with a legendary undead creature like the Purgatory Corpse King, but Qiao Yu provoked a bigger guy for him.
But then, Shen Jianshu opened his mouth wide and stared blankly at the scene in front of him.
After taking a look, the old professor doubted whether his eyes were dim because of his old age. He rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then looked forward again.
"Oh my god..."
After confirming that he had read correctly, Shen Jianshu vaguely felt that he was about to have a heart attack.
Because he actually saw that boy Qiao Yu sitting on the shoulders of the Corpse God, talking and laughing!
That’s the Corpse God!
Shen Jianshu covered his heart, his eyes filled with fear.
After living for such a long time, what has Shen Jianshu not seen before? But he has definitely never seen this outrageous scene before him!
Given the strength gap between Qiao Yu and the Corpse God, the scene in front of him was like a chicken standing on the head of a tiger, singing and dancing on the head of the tiger.
ap.
"Hi! Professor Shen!"
Qiao Yu also spotted Shen Jianshu at this time and waved his arms on the corpse god's shoulders to say hello.
"Qiao Yu, how did you get into this thing?" Shen Jianshu's Adam's apple rolled up and down.
At this distance, if this kid offended the Corpse God and the Corpse God wanted to kill someone, he would not have time to run away even if he was at the other end of the passage.
"What are you causing trouble? I, Qiao Yu, am not the kind of person who likes to cause trouble! This is my new friend, the Cauldron of the Corpse God!"
After Qiao Yu finished speaking, he reached out and patted the giant corpse god.
Shen Jianshu felt that every time Qiao Yu patted him, his heartbeat missed half a beat.
He now wanted to kneel down and kowtow to Qiao Yu.
Little Ancestor, I beg you, please calm down. If you piss off this big guy, both of us will have to answer here.
"Okay, Brother Corpse God, thank you for sending me here. If you did something wrong, I will forgive you and won't argue with you. Let's meet again next time!"
Qiao Yu jumped off the corpse god's shoulders and waved goodbye to him.
"Okay, let's clear things up."
The Corpse God had a vague feeling that something was not right, but he couldn't put it into words. He scratched his head, then turned and left.
Looking at the corpse god's retreating figure, Shen Jianshu's heart, which was hanging in the air, returned to his stomach.
"Grandma, I almost thought I was going to die."
Shen Jianshu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
But just as he breathed a sigh of relief, another figure following Qiao Yu instantly made his heart skip a beat again!
"Purgatory Corpse King!"
As Shen Jianshu, who had signed an equal contract with the Purgatory Corpse King, he was naturally very familiar with the other party, and he recognized that figure at a glance.
But he wasn't too worried. Although the Purgatory Corpse King was an extremely arrogant guy, he could at least make sense.
In addition, she had done business with him and had a certain degree of friendship. Even if Qiao Yu provoked the Purgatory Corpse King, as long as she paid a small price, she should still be able to make the Purgatory Corpse King show his favor.
But just as Shen Jianshu was about to plead for Qiao Yu, he realized that the Purgatory Corpse King's face looked as ugly as if he had eaten shit.
Shen Jianshu's heart suddenly skipped a beat.
It's over. Could it be that this kid Qiao Yu offended the Purgatory Corpse King to death?
If this is really the case, the Purgatory Corpse King will definitely not betray his face. When the Purgatory Corpse King takes action in anger, he and I will still have to explain it here.
"Oh, Professor Shen, don't make a fuss. Comrade Xiao Lian has now changed his ways." Qiao Yu stood up and said with a smile.
"Comrade Xiao Lian? Change your evil ways and return to the right ways?"
Shen Jianshu was a little confused as a monk. He felt that everything that happened today was so unbelievable that he couldn't turn his head around.
"Yes, he is very good now. If you don't believe it, just look at it."
Qiao Yu gave an order to the Purgatory Corpse King. Although the Purgatory Corpse King was extremely resistant in his heart, his body immediately ran over with utmost honesty and began to squeeze Qiao Yu's legs and shoulders.
Shen Jianshu: "..."
Seeing the Purgatory Corpse King busying himself like a footbath technician, Shen Jianshu fell silent, and his whole brain suddenly shut down.
The scene in front of him caused the old professor's CPU to dry up. No matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't understand how such an outrageous scene could happen.
"Hey...hehehe...I must have not woken up, I am still dreaming."
Shen Jianshu giggled.
"Yes, yes, people tend to have insomnia and dreaminess when they get older. I must be dreaming, that's right!"
He was living in a dream. This was the only reasonable explanation Shen Jianshu could think of.
Otherwise, with the arrogant temperament of the Purgatory Corpse King, how could he squeeze the legs and shoulders of an emperor-level necromancer?
Not to mention the emperor level, Shen Jianshu, a necromancer at the peak of the holy level, dared to let the Purgatory Corpse King beat his shoulders, and the Purgatory Corpse King dared to beat Shen Jianshu's head into his stomach.
Seeing Shen Jianshu turn around and leave, Qiao Yu couldn't help but ask in confusion.
"Professor Shen, where are you going?"
"I haven't woken up yet! You must still be in dire straits in the world of the dead. I have to wake up from my dream quickly to save you." Shen Jianshu waved his hand without looking back.
"No, Professor Shen, you haven't finished yet. The Purgatory Corpse King has signed a surrender contract with me!" Qiao Yu hurriedly explained.
"oh?"
Shen Jianshu turned his head expressionlessly.
"Purgatory Corpse King, will I sign a surrender contract with you? How can you be so bragging? Why don't you say that you have unified the entire world of the undead? I think you are looking at Zhupi with a straw hat - you can't tell the difference between your eyebrows and your eyes."
Three black lines slid down Qiao Yu's forehead.
Also, after all, he had never thought of being able to successfully deceive the Purgatory Corpse King. No wonder Shen Jianshu didn't believe it.
But who is Qiao Yu? He certainly has a way to make Shen Jianshu believe that the Purgatory Corpse King has been conquered by him.
"Bridge bean sack!"
Qiao Yu stopped Shen Jianshu.
"Professor Shen, don't leave yet. I have a way to make you believe that this is not a dream. The Purgatory Corpse King is really my undead slave!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Qiao Yu snapped his fingers.
"music!"
An extremely sweet prelude sounded, and the Purgatory Corpse King touched his head very charmingly and twisted his waist.
Then, a woman's sweet voice sounded.
"If you suddenly sneeze, it must be because I am thinking of you. If you are woken up by your mobile phone in the middle of the night, it is because I care~"
"Love means I always bother you, ho, baby, say more love words, look at me more if you want me, show more, so that I can really see~"
Accompanied by the woman's sweet singing, the tall and mighty Purgatory Corpse King's pupils were full of fear, but his body still twisted and danced uncontrollably.
However, his dancing posture is not sweet at all, and is even a bit eye-catching, at least that's what Shen Jianshu thinks.
After dancing to the song "Love You" by Purgatory Corpse King, Shen Jianshu felt like his old eyes were going to go blind.
Now he just wants to pay a lot of money for a pair of eyes that have never seen the Purgatory Corpse King dance. This is simply his nightmare in his later years.
Qiao Yu: "How about Professor Shen, do you believe that the Purgatory Corpse King has been conquered by me now?"
"..."
Shen Jianshu was silent for a long time before slowly speaking out one word.