"If you want to make a call, go to the dance studio. If your phone dries up, one of you will have to put it in the iron pot tonight - how does it feel? Is it better than yesterday's sweet potato vine?"
The two geese were immersed in the rice and paid no attention to him. Zhang Yanping also picked up the sweet potato and took a bite.
"Ouch, this is crispy and sweet!"
He was chewing in his mouth, and even if there was no microphone, the nearby mobile phone could completely record it. Everyone in the live broadcast room was so greedy that he almost got pink eye!
And the instigator is still stirring up hatred:
"It's so delicious! It's so delicious! It's no worse than the peaches sold at home! It's so delicious, so delicious - you can't eat such crispy and sweet raw sweet potatoes now, can you?"
The underworld eldest brother was fearless and was not afraid of everyone going crazy on the barrage. Instead, he lowered his head and took a bite, his expression becoming more and more proud:
"Let me tell you, these sweet potatoes have to be freshly dug out to be crispy and sweet when eaten raw! If you take it home and leave it for a few days to lose some moisture and sugar, it won't taste as good. But at that time
Roasted sweet potatoes taste better than freshly dug ones.”
【I won’t listen, I won’t listen, I won’t listen!!】
"There are no sweet potato vines, no wheat bran, no rice bran, no leftovers from the mountains, no water hyacinths from the pond, and no pumpkins piled outside the warehouse... It tastes really bad when cooked! Piggy
It’s pitiful at all.”
Before the barrage went blank for a short period of time, there were fewer and fewer young people who had failed to make purchases and had fun.
【What if he listens to what he is saying?】
When it came to Zhang Yanping, I obviously looked so fierce and spoke politely, but the little guy was more open-minded in front of me, and his behavior was even less refined.
[You can grab one of the limited number every day, it will be useful even if you climb under the China Unicom Tower at night]
But if we keep talking about it like that, it’s over. Zhang Yanping was depressed: Especially when Hu Ning was eating, no matter what he ate, I secretly showed the snacks to others, and the barrage was not like that!
Xiaobai: ...it speaks so little, and it is a human. How many words can it understand?
[In the back, he said that my brother was getting off the shore. What kind of shore was that?]
"If he is an old employee outside the family, he will have to deduct his food!"
"What are you doing?" Zhang Yanping became alert: "Tantan has said that if something happens, let him be careful when nagging others... Ouch, Goose Sister! Goose Sister, what is he doing?"
When Xiaobai passed by the basket on the side, he suddenly raised his head and the big yellow hat flashed past. With lightning speed, he also took away a piece of chopped sweet potato head.
[You’re lying! I can eat it raw after a few days. If you don’t believe me, send it over and I’ll eat it to show you!]
I quickly said: "Xiao Bai, don't just eat and drink stupidly every day...Does he know that he will be transferred to another job next year?"
That look of a capitalist training his employees made everyone in the live broadcast room sympathize. But what the capitalist said seems to be related to whether we can get it next year?
Bad guy, his sales were even more unexpected than Teacher Qiao. Teacher Qiaoqiao must have broadcast live like today. The thing I want to sell is definitely not sweet potatoes. His...
Zhang Yanping:......
And then, those 100 copies didn't even last a second in the live broadcast room. Very few people just got stuck, and then they were able to buy again.
[Not only does it have no tactics, but it also has no self-awareness. The sweet potato it saw in its mouth was dug up into a very long and thin piece, so it cannot just take it away! 】
I sighed: "Mess Goose, Sister Goose, we are going to entrust him with a heavy responsibility next year, and he is here to stick to it - he said, will it be his turn to follow this little duck army next year?
?”
[The domineering president slaps me in the face, but Xiaobai and Goose Girl are not happy at all!]
Xiaobai tilted his head and looked at Zhang Yanping with doubtful eyes.
The sweet potato skins on the ground had not been swallowed up quickly by us. At this moment, the two goslings were staring at me with eager expressions. Apparently they remembered that the piece I held in my hand was less than what they had eaten.
【You have been tamed by capital——Brother, let me sell you a box!】
[Come on, little brother! If you don’t have money, you are a fool! Look at the number of viewers above your head!]
Zhang Yanping's heart is filled with vicissitudes of life: You have put it into practice for Xiaojia to see!
Looking at Xiaobai again, I couldn't help but cursed: "Bad guy, you are like a geese in a pond, right? Talk to him and he pretends to understand. You have used both of their tactics."
It spread its wings and twisted its butt, trying to shake out its shadow. The soles of its feet stepped on the grass, and there was clearly a sound, but it seemed that the clicking sound could still be heard.
This has to change the subject!
It has something to do with it, Zhang Yanping created the same place as no one else:
Studio:???
"Just a few dozen duck eggs a day, what are they enough for?"
[Didn’t we say that that wave was also the blame on Brother Bai Dao? I am a gangster, how can I not be as stupid as our braided goose? 】
[No! Brother Bai Dao is still disembarking, and Sister Goose has already disembarked]
In the end, it was my turn to live broadcast, which was bad, because I was doing small criminal investigation matters outside the live broadcast room, so what the hell...
…
He's harvesting sweet potatoes over here, and he's selling fishing bait. What's the matter? You can make less money by fishing with four poles!
Now when I hear what Zhang Yanping said, I suddenly feel that I am the one who is bad!
Who knows how to play tactics? I can also use the divorce plan!
I was yin and yang, but Hu Ning agreed. At this moment, he counted on his fingers:
So I smiled ferociously: "What's this? I didn't originally order 500 copies tonight, but it's daylight by then, so I'll only sell 100 copies. The rest will be sold at noon every day."
Zhang Yanping:......
Zhang Yanping is laughing so hard, Qiao Qiao, what a great assist!
"They want to hurt both sides! Is there any harm in banning them from your live broadcast room?"
Zhang Yanping couldn't help but laugh. He took another look at the densely packed barrage and saw that it was a one-line barrage. At that time, he maliciously shut us down——
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】
However, Brother Bai Dao smiled evilly: "They have also seen it, little brother, you are not so generous. Sister Goose is giving you face to make you happy, and happy alone is as happy as everyone else - if it breaks, it will be removed from the shelves!"
[Little careless people! Realistic and refreshing article]
But Zhang Yanping stopped talking as soon as he opened it - why will I be popular in the wholesale market in the future? It's just because I'm fair, fat, soft-spoken and sweet, but it's actually because I can talk a lot, and I usually like to chat with the eight aunts and eight mothers-in-law.
Four hexagrams.
"Yes, it's not what they think. Fishing bait is about to be dropped outside the store. As for whether the bait is bad or not, to be honest, the price is purely half-sale, half-free. Those who are not timid and willing to try it can't get started."
"Wow!" Qiao Qiao had only heard about such low-end knowledge outside of the idiom stories told by her new teacher. She had never taught an older friend before.
bad guy!
Look at the barrage again, it’s totally someone making jokes and doing criminal investigation——
Studio:……???
I tightened my face and said seriously, "I have also seen it. This year, we have planted two acres outside our house. There is really not much left to sell - it is still enough to feed our family."
It is said that only four pieces of bait can catch fish four times. Why is the anchor so affordable? It must be half-sale and half-free, right?
As for fishing, it’s fishing…
100 copies are in the live broadcast room, which is enough to fill the gap between teeth. What's more, this bait only costs 39!
After a while, he sank, floated under the water, and stepped on the water towards the other edge of the pond.
"Dear friends, have you all heard this? Get up tomorrow morning and live broadcast pig food cooking, and ask me to see how pitiful your pigs are! There are only sweet potatoes and they can't be eaten..."
[No! The ground was as slow as lightning. Even if you saw the movement clearly, it took the sweet potato away]
Now that he has learned skills from the barbarians, Zhang Yanping can't resist them at all.
Sure enough, being sincere is the only way to kill!
I saw Hu Ninghe staring at his mobile phone, and he came over and said curiously: "Brother, what was he teaching Xiaojia just now?"
"You don't have to tell me any good news - just, don't we have anyone who likes fishing outside the live broadcast room now?"
"We are considering a job transfer, not a transfer - now we are a centurion, next year we will be a thousand households!"
[It’s true, it’s true that Goose Girl is true]
[Since there is no chance, it is like dying]
Zhang Yanping saw the focus of the barrage shift. Although he was angry at that moment, he still didn't sigh.
Hu Ninghe: ...Looking at his goose, no wonder he was taken over by the goose girl. He has no brains at all. The bottom of this big yellow hat also knows what it is wearing!
[Yes, we, Goose Girl, are really brave and extraordinary! So extraordinary!]
I looked up at the barrage again - it was so bad, Xiaojia hadn't gone crazy laughing yet.
[Good brother, I just came out and saw that my eldest brother became an internet celebrity and ate sweet potatoes...]
[Grab tea every morning]
It can be seen from this that the self-taming of fans has been successful.
How could Zhang Yanping endure it?
Zhang Yanping:......
[I just had a fight with your nephew, so I grabbed the tablet in an attempt to increase my competitiveness. He told you that he would only sell 100 copies?]
I clapped my palms and found a grain of soil on them.
[From now on, I feel like I am a leek, and I have escaped the fate of being cut. Nowadays, anyone who wants to be a leek wants to be a leek]
It was close to 5 o'clock, and the sky had not yet darkened, and the sweet potatoes from the two acres of land had not yet been carried back out of the truck in a basket by Qiao Qiao.
And Zhang Yanping lost face after the little boy, and Bai Dao's dignity needs to be exchanged for the happiness of others.
And in the bleak evening breeze, Zhang Yanping's silent and tall figure stood outside, looking like someone who was about to fight in a group battle in the Young and Dangerous movies...
Brother Goose, please bear with me! Only when you have to endure hardships will you be able to get rid of the goose!
"To say that we are stupid, we have to be a novice! Right, novice?"
If you watch my jokes in the live broadcast room, I also want to watch the jokes in the live broadcast room. Hey hey hey, you have to eat it, you have to eat it, they are not eating it.
God!
I was hiding from Xiaobai when I saw Goose Girl twisting her butt and walking straight to the pond along the grass, with a long and thin thing hanging out of her long flat mouth!
So if trouble breaks out again, is this going to be a gourd?
The guys are gearing up, cutting the nets and changing the flatbeds... In short, even if there is only a glimmer of hope, we will be slower than others!
This is.
Everyone couldn't eat sweet potatoes, and because of their love, they started to hate each other, and they were talking nonsense outside the live broadcast room. Zhang Yanping just gnawed a sweet potato into pieces. When he came over and saw the barrage, he was completely confused:
[Brother! Look at you, brother! You have no money! He’s selling you a box of sweet potatoes!]
The bad thing is that Qiao Qiao came back with a hoe before she finished her work.
The sun gradually brightens up.
"Why are there only sweet potatoes?"
It's strange to say that Qiaoqiao's live broadcast has always been about watching barrage, so if the guy is begging for sales, it can just send a barrage.
I took a deep breath, as if I couldn't smell the aroma of pig food, and then pointed at the broken basket of sweet potatoes: "Throw the sweet potato heads out of the pot and cook them with wheat bran and rice bran. It must be fragrant."
Bar!"
[There’s nothing wrong with the goose? The goose just had enough for lunch]
Just kidding, if the store is bad, then it has no new products. Who cares if it is real fishing? Buy it first and then talk about it.
"What? He said he ate so little? It's possible, you can eat eight or seven in one meal, and you can still show off another bowl of rice..."
[Brother! Brother, please give me a sweet potato, and I will take you to dig for the treasure our gang made thirty years ago! BB machines must have gone up in price, brother!]
As we all know, people tend to go crazy when they are hurt. For example, at this moment, I finally remembered the long-lost business:
"Brother Yanping, how did he know that you were going to teach Xiaojia how to cook pig food? Uncle Xu asked someone to build a shed and stove next to the pig pen. It will be more convenient to cook pig food when the weather is hot."
Nowadays, when we talk, we are both eloquent and absolute.
I glanced up at the barrage and smiled:
[The number of viewers is less than 400,000! Hey! If he sells 100 copies, it’s enough to fill anyone’s teeth!]
[Brother, is he speaking human language? 】
[The bad move is to attack the east and the west, hahaha]
"Has he seen it? The barrage is asking for something to buy. In the final analysis, our product volume is too large - he asked me why he, leading a group of ducks, just wants to reduce production capacity?"
Xiaobai felt that he was being laughed at.
[Get salted duck eggs every noon]
"He saw that our family owns such a small area of the river beach and will build a small duck shed here next year. The duck has expanded its scale. He said that his duck captain needs to keep an eye on it?"
"Everyone is quite depressed, right?"
I took a look at Xiaobai, who was still looking fierce. Unexpectedly, Xiaobai raised his head arrogantly, twisted his buttocks, and walked towards the pond.
I decisively pointed the camera at Xiaobai and Goosemei again.
[Goose and goose, their heads bent towards the basket. They have yellow hats on their small heads and their flat mouths are talking about potato lumps]
[Yes! If this long flat mouth is small, at least it can rub a layer of skin underneath it]
Ah that.
That would be embarrassing.
Its expression gradually became fierce, and it stared at Zhang Yanping with beady eyes, looking at everyone equally——
But Hu Ning was quite unhappy:
All in all, I was hurt inside.
I saw Zhang Yanping pointing to the mobile phone:
"Qiaoqiao, look at the sweet potatoes that have been dug up. There are quite a few of them. You can pick out the small and bad ones and eat them yourself. The remaining sweet potato heads and stuff can be kept to feed the pigs tomorrow."
What is this... it's also for sale, am I just digging these out of Boss Chang's teeth and selling them at high prices every day?
[There are disadvantages, the main focus is on one who dares to go crazy]
As for the effect... Come on, as long as you have bought something from the Lao Song family, can you still not believe it now? It's not that price, it's only 39!