Wu Lei was shoveling cow dung in the cold wind on the river beach - this job was done every day, and such a large fermentation tank had to be dealt with every now and then. At this moment, his nose was running smoothly, and he couldn't help but take a breath after answering the phone, and then sighed:
"Forget it, I don't have time..."
After he finished, he said: "I'm not stupid. How can any girl like me who smells like cow dung now? Just wait until next year. Next year I will have time to go home and start herding cows."
Zhang Chen:......
Not stupid, but not many smart.
He hesitated for a moment and then asked cautiously: "You are so evasive, you really don't think about that beautiful girl anymore, right?"
"It's Lili!" Wu Lei emphasized loudly: "Her name is Juliet!"
Hey, something seems wrong?
"Oh." Zhang Chen was relieved. It can be seen that cow dung can indeed clog the brain, otherwise Wu Lei would not have remembered the name wrongly.
Very good, very good.
…
And here, the old Song family is studying the almanac.
"Which day is auspicious for killing pigs?" It's not a good day to kill five pigs in a row!
Qiao Qiao opened her mouth and asked confusedly: "Which one is better for pigs or for people?"
Everyone:......
Only Song Tan calmly turned to the next page of the almanac: "After all, it's a matter of life and death, so why don't you just be kind to Zhu Ji... I'll look at the days."
Qiaoqiao was satisfied and then asked: "Will it be painful to kill the pig?"
This time it was Zhang Yanping's turn to think deeply: "If its big pig legs were struggling and it suddenly kicked my stomach... I should be in a lot of pain."
After saying that, there was silence all around.
He turned around to look at the suspicious eyes of everyone, and couldn't help but feel embarrassed and annoyed: "What's wrong? With my physique, can you still get rid of me if you pull a pig's leg?" Of course he wanted it!
But if you don’t do any work at home, doesn’t everyone know that you are a good-for-nothing?
In the end, Song Tan had a conscience and continued to say calmly: "Don't worry, I won't be able to kick you. I promised Qiao Qiao that I won't hurt the pigs when I kill them - besides, I'll kick you with a body weighing three to four hundred pounds."
Kick, I'm afraid if you kill a pig here, you'll have to be sent to the hospital."
Zhang Yanping frowned and looked at everyone suspiciously: "Why do I feel that the atmosphere today is not right? Are you all targeting me?"
Xin Jun shook his head calmly: "Are you too sensitive... Is it because there is no work during this period, which makes you think wildly and become narrow-minded?"
"You still said you didn't target me!" Zhang Yanping glared at him for a moment, with reproachful eyes.
Xin Jun paused: "You misunderstood. I just chatted a few words and didn't say anything else. Maybe everyone also misunderstood."
Qiao Qiao loudly broke the news: "I know that Teacher Xin is unhappy because his mother asked if the school will have winter vacation after New Year's Day?"
Zhang Yanping:......
Then he laughed wildly: "Hahahahahahaha, yes, you are going home to celebrate the New Year this year! Brother, I have a sincere question, does your farmhouse still serve the New Year's Eve dinner?"
Xin Jun said expressionlessly: "We won't accept New Year's Eve dinner - but we will be open on the afternoon of the first day of the Lunar New Year."
Zhang Yanping clicked his tongue and shook his head: "It's miserable! It's really miserable... I'm not telling you, your lies are so convincing, do you have to have a system? How about the free extended online courses you are doing now?
I think it should work!”
Xin Jun didn't want to talk at all.
Expanding online courses can be done at home, so in his free time, he can naturally help out at the farmhouse at home!
As for this stupid, thick, black guy in front of me, not only can he bring the whole family to eat butchered pigs and vegetables, he can even go back for only two or three days during the Chinese New Year...
How can one not hate this?!
What I'm afraid of is that the people around me are living a better life than I am!
He also snorted coldly: "Why, are you happy? Are you preparing for the provincial exam or the national exam next year? If you can't get married, I will be your best man."
Zhang Yanping: ...it’s a brother who has to be chopped down, right?
While they were making a fuss, they suddenly heard the roar of a car outside, and soon a familiar person ran out of the yard panting -
It’s Brother Zhang!
His cheeks were red and he looked excited: "Auntie! My wife has given birth!"
"Oops!" Ulan hurried over and said excitedly: "What happened?"
"Girl, girl!" Brother Zhang grinned from ear to ear: "I gave birth early this morning, and now my family is watching. I'm here to ask if I can get some crucian carp back."
That must be there!
Wu Lan quickly shouted: "Tantan! Tantan! Take your dad with you quickly and bring out the fishing net with a few crucian carp..."
When we were fishing, it was estimated that the child of the Zhang family would be born this year, so Wu Lan said that he would leave a few crucian carp for him until this winter. How comfortable it would be to give birth to a baby and have a confinement period!
It is probably a common problem among middle-aged and elderly people. When they hear that a child is born, he cannot move his legs. Ulan is also the same. At this moment, he looked at Little Brother Zhang excitedly: "I will give you another bowl of rice. Our rice is fragrant. You can take it back and give it to me."
The mother of the child is eating happily...has the date been brought forward?"
Yes!
Brother Zhang was so happy that he just needed someone to share it with him at the moment. He opened his mouth and couldn't stop talking:
"Yes! It's ahead of schedule! When I saw the doctor, the expected date of delivery was at the end of this month, which is the end of October on the lunar calendar! I didn't expect that it was pushed forward by 10 days..."
While mumbling: "I may not have time to receive the express delivery in the next two days. It's really urgent. Please ask Song Tan to drive to the town and I will send it to you for free..."
"Okay, okay!" No matter what, welcoming a new life is always a happy event. Everyone in the yard laughed happily. Song Tan went out carrying the fishing net and asked him: "When are the wedding receptions going to be held?"
Brother Zhang is obviously already prepared: "It's too cold in winter. If my wife stays in confinement for a longer period of time, she won't have a full moon, but just a hundred days..."
According to local rules, any banquet can be held on the full moon and the hundredth day, so Wulan admired this young man even more:
"Your wife will also enjoy the blessing of marrying you. How thoughtful is this... Xiao Zhang, please come to your home more often when you have time, and it doesn't necessarily mean sending express delivery."
She stretched out her hand and pointed at a few bachelors in the yard:
"Look, look, there's Wu Lei in the cattle farm, none of these guys have a partner!"
"I'm not pushing for marriage, but my family is full of singles... You can also teach me how to find a romantic partner..."
As she talked, she couldn't help but worry: "How about this? During the Chinese New Year, there are many people in and out of the village. Yanping, you and Teacher Xin take a walk around the village a few more times. I'll ask if there are any
People introduce relatives to you as partners..."
After she finished speaking, she nervously asked: "Let's go for a walk separately. Otherwise, if one is so white and the other is so black, they will look like something else. It's the Chinese New Year and it won't be festive."
