Xie Yunliu's intimidating power in Yunhe Village comes entirely from his thick hair.
When Xie Yunliu was shaved off by an unknown person in the middle of the night, his whole person became different.
In the words of a blind man.
If the second master wears women's clothes and is painted in red, he will definitely be more handsome than the first master.
Zheng Xiu's status in Yunhe Village is increasing day by day.
First, he is a scholar.
Of course, it's not because the bandits believe in the concept of "everything is low-grade, only reading is good", but because among a group of illiterate people, Zheng Xiu's bookishness looks like a giant panda in the zoo, which is rare and rare.
, if you accidentally kill him, you will no longer be able to find scholars who are willing to stay in the village and tell stories.
Secondly, he is Xieluohe's exclusive painter.
Life in the bandit village is extremely boring. As the severe cold approaches, there are fewer and fewer traders on the road, and they are preparing to spend the winter. This also leaves the bandits in Yunhe Village without work, and they have nowhere to vent their energy. They have no time to relax.
They formed a circle and started betting on boxing.
Zheng Xiu didn't know whether Chu Chengfeng said these "drunk words" in front of Gongsun Mo two hundred years ago.
After Zheng Xiu took off all his clothes, Xiao Tao took off Zheng Xiu's bandage with a blushing face. After wiping off the black ointment on his skin, Xiao Tao stretched out her hand to caress Zheng Xiu's chest with blurred eyes.
The bandits were once again drunk and dizzy.
"On a starless night, Jane fell in love with...ah no, the lion king met the orangutan."
Zheng Xiu: "When you are rich, you can have enough food and clothing. If you don't have to worry about food and clothing, you will have a relaxed mind and a healthy body. Naturally, you may live a long life. In the final analysis, in life, no matter how you talk about ambitions, the scenery along the way is nothing more than that.
To...live."
But having said that, the bandits love to hear it. Who can let the scholar brag so beautifully?
Zheng Xiu looked at the familiar light head and couldn't help but cover his eyes.
Chu Chengfeng squeezed Gongsun Mo's hand tightly with a snap, and was very excited, with a bit of madness in his eyes: "Brother Gongsun, the time and place are favorable, don't you think that we meet in this mountain today?
Is it destined in the dark, everything is God's will? This great country is about to run out of energy!!"
Looking at the look in Gongsun Mo's eyes, Chu Chengfeng was suddenly shocked. He staggered on the door beam and retched suddenly: "Look at how drunk I am, the more I live, the more I go back!" He slapped himself on the mouth.
, muttered vaguely: "We are restless with such bad words. Fortunately, we have become bandits, so why do we dare to spit out all the rebellious words! Brother Gongsun, just think that I am drunk and crazy, hiccup~ If you don't listen, just
Don’t take it to heart! It’s getting late, go get some rest early! After all, you have to paint for the boss tomorrow morning!”
Xie Luohe didn't know why, but he didn't stop Zheng Xiu's weird behavior.
Everyone knows that the scholar is bragging.
Look, he said yesterday that he once smashed a mountain with a knife. Who the hell would believe it?
Xie Luohe smiled.
Who is Chu Chengfeng?
"Brother Chu."
"This is obviously a show of emotion."
Then the awesome guy could be dragged into the village sideways.
"You secretly want to ask these questions?"
Xiao Tao followed Zheng Xiu like a shadow, swinging and polishing the ink, her technique getting better and better.
Early in the morning, Xiao Tao knocked on the door and came to serve.
A bare head and a bearded man were having a heated fight in the yard. Both of them were shirtless, and the collision of fists and feet exuded pure hormones, dripping with sweat.
I don’t know how Ruchen would feel if he regained his memory and recalled this scene.
When the bandits heard this, they burst out laughing and booed in unison.
At this time, Zheng Xiu finally heard that there was something wrong with Chu Chengfeng's words. In fact, he was naturally confused about Chu Chengfeng's choice to become a bandit.
It's just that Zheng Xiu has been practicing hard recently, looking at Xie Luohe's wool every day, and from time to time he takes the opportunity to test whether Feng Bei's personality has the upper hand in Xie Luohe's heart, so he has no time to care about this.
Therefore, Zheng Xiu is right when he says that being an official will make you rich, and when you are rich, you will naturally have enough food and clothing.
Zheng Xiu couldn't laugh or cry because of Chu Chengfeng's attitude.
The two of them walked to the entrance of the cottage.
Zheng Xiu completed his daily tasks and was about to leave when he remembered something and asked Xie Luohe for a map of the four seasons.
"Yes, painting, what else?"
Zheng Xiu found that his experience value was rising faster and faster. He knew that once it exceeded a certain limit, he would be able to see through the secrets of cannibal paintings, so Xie Luohe didn't say anything, so he continued to act stupid and immersed in the joy of gathering wool.
Chu Chengfeng walked in with a drunken gait.
Chu Chengfeng looked suspicious.
No one can do it with a knife or a gun.
Chu Chengfeng's face hardened. He looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he waved to Zheng Xiu: "Brother Gongsun, please take a step to speak."
Chu Chengfeng asked: "Brother Gongsun, how much older is Chu than you, so he shamelessly calls himself eldest brother. Brother Chu, let me ask you, what ambitions do you have in your heart?"
She first obediently helped Zheng Xiu change his clothes.
Chu Chengfeng's tone when he asked this question made Zheng Xiu vaguely remember that on some talent shows, the instructor loudly asked the young contestants: What is your dream?
Zheng Xiu asked again: "What is the purpose of being an official?"
The cold wind blew, and Zheng Xiu tightened his clothes.
Zheng Xiu murmured to himself.
Chu Chengfeng shook his head blankly.
"Brother Gongsun, don't you want to ask why Chu joined Yunhe Village?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore. Speaking of which, you don't need to apply any more medicine from today on." Zheng Xiu moved his hands greatly. Under the influence of the muscles and bones, the pain in his chest was only a slight itching. The itching feeling may still be...
The discomfort left behind by Xiaotao's random touching.
Chu Chengfeng suddenly realized.
Chu Chengfeng was stunned.
"How did you know?"
"Yes, Ice and Fire Island! As I said last time, I was alone, wandering around the world, driving a lone boat, riding the wind and waves, and came to a place called Ice and Fire Island."
Xie Luohe pointed to his ears: "The sound you made last night was very noisy."
Zheng Xiu looked at Chu Chengfeng's back and suddenly asked: "Who are you?"
He had only seen the Four Seasons Picture once, and Chu Chengfeng's drunken words last night reminded him of it again.
Chu Chengfeng came closer and asked, "How are you getting along with the boss?"
It just so happens that when you open your mouth and brag, it sounds like it's true.
Chu Chengfeng had a small jar of wine on his waist. He bit off the cork with his mouth and poured it into his mouth.
Chu Chengfeng glanced at the dome from time to time. It was obvious that he was very afraid of Xieluohe.
Chu Chengfeng glanced inside from time to time. When he talked about being excited, his face turned red, his eyes were bloodshot, and the bones in his body made a crunching sound due to shaking. Seeing that Gongsun was silent, he thought he was heart-beating, so Chu Chengfeng
He also advised: "I, Chu Chengfeng, will never misjudge anyone. Brother Gongsun, these days, you have been able to win over the head of Yunhe Village with your sharp tongue. The second head of Yunhe Village favors you very much. Your wisdom and wisdom are also great."
You are not inferior to me, Chu Chengfeng! You and Xie Yunliu are both civil and military, and Xie Luohe is superior in military force. On the battlefield, one person can take the enemy general's head like a bag to retrieve an object. It is extremely easy, comparable to the power of thousands of troops! Plus you
He holds the secret of Duke Nie’s treasure house!”
"Painting?"
After saying that, Chu Chengfeng winked at Zheng Xiu obscenely, as if "painting for the boss" was an extraordinary thing.
Xie Luohe said disdainfully.
He always felt that what Zheng Xiu said was wrong, but he couldn't refute it.
Starting from here, start from scratch and compete in the world?
But in Zheng Xiu's era, the world was peaceful and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment. Two hundred years later, Daqian was not as miserable as Chu Chengfeng imagined. Two hundred years later, there was no change of heaven or dynasty.
Zheng Xiu smiled and shook his head.
"good."
Holding banquets and having fun has become a must-do program for the bandits every night. In the heavy snow, the red bonfires reflected the falling snow, like red flowers falling from the sky. And Zheng Xiu was in this poignant place Against the background of a group of bandits watching eagerly, he slowly told bizarre and touching stories.
Zheng Xiu was stunned when he heard this.
Chu Chengfeng was at a loss again.
Who do you think I am?
Zheng Xiu looked at Xie Luohe's back and sighed in his heart, then sat down and silently drew a "Back View" for Xie Luohe.
I'll think of a solution first in Fengbei.
At this time, not far outside the latrine, Zheng Xiu met Chu Chengfeng who had just finished urinating and had not had time to wash his hands.
The more Zheng Xiu acted indifferent, the more itchy Chu Chengfeng felt.
It was as if it was the first day I met this rough guy.
So Zheng Xiu thought for a while and said: "Have no worries about food and clothing, and live a long life."
"Do you have many questions to ask?"
"Hey!" Chu Chengfeng sneered: "The imperial court concealed the news! Xie Yunliu is a man. He found out that in the northern territory, the Northern Barbarians had made some noise at the border! In fact, if you think about it for a moment, you will know that the Daqian Dynasty has just been established now. Within a few years, it was full of moths and decayed. In order to support the army, Emperor Qian II blindly gave extremely high salaries to his sergeants! He even used titles as inducements to encourage the younger generation to join the army! But he never thought about this title. It was so easy to come by, so many wealthy businessmen and families had to use so many skills to get the title! Now this group of divine warriors has long lost the ferocity of the past, and they are nothing but trash! If I were the barbarian king, how could I let this plundering army go? Opportunity?"
Chu Chengfeng handed over his wine jar.
Zheng Xiu did not answer the riddle and answered directly: "For the sake of wealth."
When Zheng Xiu was about to leave and go to bed early, Chu Chengfeng looked at Zheng Xiu's back firmly.
Chu Chengfeng said, "If you don't like it, don't take it to heart." But what if it "pleases it"?
He doesn't belong here.
Everything is soft except for the mouth.
Only at such times do they admire scholars.
Xie Yunliu stood by drunkenly stroking his bare head, half-squinting his eyes and muttering about some bastard who shaved him off while he was drunk.
He even didn't know whether Gongsun Mo understood it at that time.
Now Chu Chengfeng's tone changed, and his expression became a bit more ferocious. Zheng Xiu frowned. He couldn't pretend not to notice the difference, so he asked: "Troubled times? Why do you think that troubled times are coming?"
Zheng Xiu started talking nonsense until the female orangutan gave birth to a litter of nine sons. His mouth was dry.
"If you want to say it, you will naturally say it. If you don't want to say it, there is no point in asking."
Finished painting.
Does he want to copy the old path of the founding emperor of Daqian?
"I know, otherwise why would I bet with you?"
When Zheng Xiu heard this, he rolled his eyes.
Chu Chengfeng thought of thousands of answers, but he didn't expect Zheng Xiu to say it so... straightforwardly. Zheng Xiu's answer made Chu Chengfeng stunned for half a minute, and then he regained his emotions: "Didn't you say at the beginning that you wanted to pass the exam? Is it for fame?"
At this moment, he was able to confirm that the passage of time in cannibal paintings was different from that in the outside world.
"Shh-"
Nothing wrong.
The corner of Chu Chengfeng's mouth twitched, and his beard trembled continuously.
Zheng Xiu looked at Chu Chengfeng in surprise.
Because the world is like this, the second generation of Daqian was ignorant and immoral, and the eunuchs were corrupt. In order to make money, local officials promulgated many laws and imposed excessive taxes and miscellaneous taxes, which made the people miserable. There are many historical problems that caused this phenomenon. The founding emperor of Daqian was Before he became emperor, he was born in poverty. Later, the Dasheng Dynasty was struggling to deal with external and internal troubles, so the leader of the Daqian Kingdom took advantage of the chaos to revolt and conquered the world as if he had luck to protect him. Among the heroes of the founding of the country, Many of them were ruffians. Due to their achievements in founding the country, they are now in high positions and have prosperous families. As a result, the officials and military generals in power in the imperial court were of varying quality. Until the sudden death of the leader of the country, Qian II, who came to the throne, even made the dynasty more powerful. The replacement was hasty and the disadvantages of the superstructure not being stable were further magnified.
Xieluohe has been waiting on the top of the mountain for a long time. Before the flowers wither, she will water the flowers and move the petals from time to time.
Zheng Xiu nodded first, then shook his head: "No need to ask."
Chu Chengfeng turned his back to Zheng Xiu and waved his hands.
When Chu Chengfeng saw Zheng Xiu "pretending to be stupid", he smiled and made a strange gesture: "Aren't you with the boss..."
Zheng Xiu smiled and cupped his hands towards Chu Chengfeng.
"yes."
"I also heard that the contemporary barbarian kings are cruel and ambitious, and will definitely make a comeback in the near future! By then, the world will be in chaos, which is not the opportunity to make contributions and compete for the world! It is easy to conquer the country, but difficult to defend the country. Wei Shi can't put it bluntly They are just a bunch of bandits and thieves! They stole the country named Nie!"
Zheng Xiu vaguely guessed the reason why Chu Chengfeng was willing to stay in Yunhe Village.
Yunhe Village was extremely quiet in the early morning. Zheng Xiu walked out of the door and looked down.
Zheng Xiu: "I want to be an official."
Every time their fists touched each other, there was a bright light in the eyes of the two of them, with a hint of reluctance.
Zheng Xiu thought in annoyance as he skillfully picked up the bamboo basket and walked up.
"what are you doing?"
"Why, with your physique, you were really persuaded by the man named Chu. Why do you want to fight for the world?"
"Would you like a sip to warm yourself up?"
Zheng Xiu sat down on a leather drum, and a clever bandit handed him a cup of hot tea. Zheng Xiu skillfully used the tea lid to stir up the floating tea leaves. This behavior made the bandits always feel like the poor scholar in front of them. Live like a rich man in the city. When he took a sip, Zheng Xiu smacked his lips. It tasted terrible.
This matter seems to have become a daily homework for the three of them.
"Do you know Feng Bei's hand?"
Zheng Xiu naturally understood.
"In the end what happened?"
Now the flowers have withered, and the Xieluo River just waits every morning, standing motionless.
Of course, whatever Zheng Xiu said at this time was a lie.
Zheng Xiu was stunned: "What do you mean by this?"
"Nothing, nothing!" Xiao Tao woke up from a dream, jumped up like a bunny, lowered her head, not daring to look at Zheng Xiu's puzzled eyes, and waved her hands repeatedly: "Xiao Tao is just worried about how the young master's injury is recovering."
Zheng Xiu was speechless: "I was just painting for her."
"Chu will not change his name in business, nor his surname in office. The third young master of Plum Blossom Villa, Chu Chengfeng! Now he is just a little bandit in Yunhe Village~ a little bandit!"
Monk, monk, I have wronged you first.
Chu Chengfeng looked disappointed.
"That's it?"
The bandits held up wine jars and shouted in unison: "Ice and Fire Island! Ice and Fire Island!"
The relationship between Xie Luohe and Zheng Xiu at this time is very complicated. They understand each other's "past and present lives", but they are also angry. When painting, they are more like "painter and model", and they don't talk much at ordinary times. But today Zheng Xiu took the initiative to ask her
When asking for the two volumes of four seasons pictures, Xie Luohe sneered.
Chu Chengfeng gritted his teeth, stepped forward, grabbed Zheng Xiu, and pulled him into a corner.
Chu Chengfeng was silent for a long time, gritted his teeth, and said: "Brother Gongsun, a good man is determined to be a good man in the world. Don't you want to make a name for yourself in the coming troubled times, make contributions, and carve out a smooth path for the Gongsun family?"
?”
Zheng Xiu secretly sneaked into an unguarded empty cage one night, penetrated the two worlds again, and returned to Zheng's house in a "mental state". He found that his posture, lying on his stomach, had changed after more than a month.
It has never changed, and he was sure at that time that the cannibal paintings should be similar to the setting of "one day in the outside world, a hundred years in the painting", and the passage of time between the two is completely different.
Zheng Xiu, who understands this, stays in the painting with peace of mind and strives to become a real [painter].
Zheng Xiu left the crowd with a guilty conscience.
"Where did you talk about last time?"
Zheng Xiu smiled and asked, "What's the point of getting the title?"
Early morning of the second day.
After more than two months, Xie Luohe took the initiative to mention Fengbei for the first time.
Zheng Xiu was shocked: "Did you hear us whispering?"
Xie Luohe smiled and said, "Yes, I can hear the sound."
After a moment of pause, Xie Luohe closed his eyes.