Chapter 241 Cat Pillar Attack (5300 words chapter)
Chapter 241 Cat Pillar Attacks (5300 words long chapter)
Author: Bachelor in White
Zheng Xiu was actually thinking about the same problem as Xi'er.
Man... how to give birth?
This is not a matter of whether you think about it or not, but it is determined by your physiological structure that it just won’t work.
But...are you really pregnant?
If Mo lied, there would still be a hole through which the baby could be born.
But, would it be too cruel?
"Ahem."
Zheng Xiu coughed twice, interrupting the flood of stimulating thoughts in Xi'er's mind: "What is going on now?"
Xi'er's mouth opened slightly, but she didn't know what to say. Finally, she helplessly spread her hands, and the camera turned to the young man.
Still in the previous inn, there was a screaming young man lying on the bed. The young man's belly was bulging to an exaggerated degree, and the light blue blood vessels under the skin of the belly that could be broken by blowing were clearly visible. As the young man cried, the
His bulging belly swelled and deflated with his breathing, like a balloon that was about to burst at any moment.
"Could it be that I was simply...injured and my stomach became swollen?"
Zheng Xiu speculated.
"No," Jun Buxiao, wearing a "smiling" mask, knocked on Chang Shie, then slowly walked to the bedside with his weapon, the scissors, and patted the "pregnant man" gently on the belly.
.
There was a surge in the thin belly, and a newly formed "child's hand" worked hard to push up from Mo Zhui's belly, pressing a five-finger-shaped bulge on the thin belly, as if it was about to burst out of the belly at any time.
Jun Buxiao's actions seemed to disturb "that thing" in Mo Zhuo's belly, and the severe pain made Mo Zhuo cry heartbreakingly.
"My lord, look, hey, it's genuine."
Jun Buxiao was holding the scissors because he was afraid that the thing would break out of his body. It was just a precaution, and he did not really want to cut open Mo Zhuo's belly. It may have alerted the former Shang Xingsi to this extent, which shows that the case was serious.
It was weird beyond their imagination.
"Wait a minute, something is wrong. His belly is growing too fast."
Xi'er was stunned.
She didn't expect that the Red King would focus on this.
So he replied blankly: "Yes."
Jun Buxiao held the scissors and held his forehead in a contemplative manner: "Yes."
"Other pregnant women too?"
Xi'er denied it.
She said that except for the sudden and inexplicable death of her husband, all the other pregnant women in Lu Town who had visited Wutong Temple were normal.
"At the very least, she is a beautiful young woman."
Xi'er finally answered with a strange expression.
Zheng Xiu lowered his head and thought deeply. He always felt that something was wrong. Why did he let Mo Jie get involved in such a big thing?
Could it be that there is really a group of people out there who have a lot of misfortune and are particularly unlucky?
In order to understand the cause and effect of the incident, Zheng Xiu asked about the details before and after Mo Jie was recruited.
"Actually," in the mirror image of Chang Shihui, Xi'er's mouth twitched slightly, she turned back and glanced at the young man who was screaming on the bed, and briefly told the story of how Mo Jie went to investigate the case that day:
"He thought someone was hiding inside, so he went in holding the book."
"After he entered, we heard sounds coming from a distance outside the door,"
"He said, what kind of evildoer is so audacious that he dares to commit a crime in broad daylight and doesn't reveal himself to me quickly?"
"Then it was like, 'Get out!'"
"A figure rolled out of the temple."
"The one who got out was none other than Brother Tan."
Zheng Xiu was speechless.
Are you doing face output in broad daylight?
After listening to this, Zheng Xiu probably understood that the reason why Mo Jie was so miserable was as usual, all because of his bad mouth.
He asked Jun Buxiao, who had deliberately put on a "sadness" mask and didn't know whether he was really sad or fake, "What did you tell him?"
"Hehehe..." Jun Buxiao laughed to death: "I said that there is something strange in the temple, and there must be a big case. If he solves it, he will be the 'eight people' under the four people and one cat, who will lead the Xiaobu.
But be careful and don’t be impulsive.”
Zheng Xiu: "Has he finished listening?"
"Back to my lord, nothing happened. When the boy heard the words 'Commander Xiaobu', he took out his book and went in. The subordinate was not careful and didn't stop him." Jun Buxiao knew that Zheng Xiu was blaming him in his words.
Meaning, he did not deny it. In the face of Zheng Xiu's uncertain expression, Jun Buxiao chuckled: "Your Majesty, Mo's deceitful move is not completely useless."
"Um?"
When you are a leader, sometimes you have to cherish your words like gold, half of what you say and half of it, or not at all, and let others guess what they are thinking. It doesn't matter if you guess right or not, the most important thing is to appear difficult to figure out. When Zheng Xiucong
When there was a soft snort in his nose, Jun Buxiao was really worried. Thinking that the Red King was angry, he put on a serious black mask with a shake of his head and said silently:
"My lord, you should know that it has been a long time since my subordinates arrived in Lu Town with him. He entered the temple six days ago, and we did not make any announcement during these days. Later, several couples came from other places, and they did not know how powerful they were.
, regardless of the government ban, went to the temple to pray."
"I'll pretend to be a street actor and ask them to find out something. It's said that there used to be a 'weird thing' in the temple. It looked like five pillars of flesh squeezed together." Jun Buxiao said, comparing the five fingers.
, squeezed into a twisted and weird shape, using this method to let King Chi intuitively imagine what the "Five-Connected God" is. When Zheng Xiu saw this, his eyebrows jumped suddenly, and he thought: Isn't this just five chickens together?
What does fencing look like in a piece?
How could someone carve a statue of such a ghost that even a human being would not dare to draw and put it in a temple to worship?
As an [actor], Jun Buxiao's fingers were weak and boneless, and the joints were like nothing. He fiddled with them for a while, and the five fingers that were close together separated from the middle. Jun Buxiao rarely said seriously: "It's cracked."
"Cracked?"
"Cracked."
"Have you seen it with your own eyes?"
"Oh, I don't dare. I'm not as bold as Mo Jie."
Mo Jie on the bed listened to the two chatting and shed tears of sadness.
This is the situation.
Zheng Xiu thought for a while and started a group chat.
The "Chang Shi Hui" he drew by himself is so powerful that every member of Ye Weiyang's old department who joins the Disaster Prevention Bureau will be surprised for several days by the function of "Chang Shi Hui" when they first arrive.
There is no other reason. Compared with the old "Raven", Chang Shie is too easy to use.
The mirror image changed again, and the faces of "Hulangbishui" and "Situ Yong" respectively appeared on it.
By the way, before Hulangbi Shui joined Ye Weiyang, she was "a fool in the village" and had no name. The whole village called her "Silly Girl". But after she opened her spiritual intelligence, she was appreciated and joined Ye Weiyang.
"Bishui" is not like a code name to her, but more like a real name. Even when she joined the Disaster Prevention Bureau, she still used the name "Bishui".
Zheng Xiu asked in the group that there is a Wutong Temple, and some people who don’t know the meaning of it went to worship and got pregnant. What should they do now?
Waiting online, Chiwang is urgent.
Situ Yong immediately widened his eyes, blew his beard, waved his hands and said angrily: "I am not a stable woman! You have to go to a stable woman for this kind of thing! Your lord, I am a 'doctor', you come to me for everything, but if you want to be bad
You have violated my 'rules'! I know nothing about midwifery! Please, Your Majesty, please hire someone else who is wise!"
The implication is that I don’t want to do it.
Bi Shui said nothing, but frowned, thinking.
Situ Yong was about to hang up the phone when Chi Wang smiled slightly: "It's a man."
Situ Yong looked stunned.
Bi Shui suddenly showed a confused look: "Could it be Dou Xie... No, Mo Lie?"
Zheng Xiu was curious: "How did you know?"
Bi Shui covered his mouth and smiled: "Not long ago, I was working in the Disaster Prevention Bureau, and I happened to see Jun Buxiao approach Mo Zhui for a mission, saying that he wanted to check out a weird temple. Mo Zhui then... agreed very quickly.
. Hey, I wanted to remind you, after all, Jun Buxiao used to be a loner and only had close friendship with Gu Qiutang. It was definitely not a good case for him to take the initiative to find others to help. But that kid insisted that I was nosy.
hehe."
After experiencing the initial surprise of "a man being pregnant", Zheng Xiu, who calmed down, only felt it was funny. Since Bi Shui knew what happened, it would be easier to handle. Zheng Xiu asked Bi Shui what he could do.
Bi Shui replied with a smile: "Then we have to let him come back first. With the prince's 'Chang Shi Hui' in front of us, there is nothing we can do."
"This is trouble." Xi'er frowned: "This kid's belly is too big and he can't move."
Hohoho——
At this time, there was a harsh roar in the group chat.
A closer look revealed that Situ Yong was actually sharpening his knife.
Jun Buxiao: "Sharpen the knife?"
Zheng Xiu: "Sharpen the knife?"
Mojie: "Sharpen the knife????"
Bi Shui suddenly understood and nodded: "Sharpen the knife!" She understood.
Zheng Xiu asked: "Speaking of the old miracle doctor, didn't you just say you knew nothing about it?"
"You know nothing! There is no limit to what you can learn. As a 'physician', how can I be afraid of difficult and complicated diseases? Once you understand them, you will understand them." Situ Yong sharpened his knife with a smile: "Let's talk about the benevolence of doctors! How can I be afraid?
Don’t save me until you die!”
After saying that, he put "Chang Shie" aside. But he didn't know that the group chat was still connected. At this time, his voice while sharpening the knife reached the ears of everyone in the group chat:
"This is a rare case! The yin and yang are reversed, and the man is pregnant! Hahaha! If I cure this disease, I will definitely make further progress! The benevolence of doctors lies in the word 'medical'! If you don't treat, you can't.
Give it a try and see how you can sacrifice your life for righteousness and benevolence! Ever since I caught a glimpse of the door, this exquisite skill of 'scraping bones and opening a knife' has been neglected for many years. Now, old friend, old friend, you can finally see the light of day again! Hehehehe..."
In the end, Situ Yong's laughter was eerie and happy.
"Is he trying to trick Mo into... a cesarean section?"
Zheng Xiu guessed what Situ Yong was thinking. In the group chat, Mo Jie's cry of "no, no, no" came from Xi'er's paintings of Chang Shi. When Zheng Xiu heard this, his eyes were quick and he tapped his fingers lightly on the mirror.
[Ding! The living dead Situ Yong has been asked to leave the group chat.]
Zheng Xiu, Xi'er, Jun Buxiao, and Bi Shui all shuddered at the same time.
They were not that familiar with Situ Yong in the past, so they had no idea that he was such a miraculous doctor.
Mo Zhuo's voice of "Don't, don't, don't" was really noisy. Jun Buxiao waved the scissors, cut out Mo Zhuo's shadow, and crumpled it into a ball like scrap paper. When he spread it out again, the wrinkled shadow's mouth disappeared, and the ten figures on the bed disappeared.
The female Duo Mojiao, who was about to give birth, could only make a whimpering sound of "嘤嘤".
[Ding! Bi Shui exited the group chat.]
"What do you think of this case?"
Zheng Xiu started to go through the process.
Xi'er and Jun Buxiao said at the same time: "Class B and above, Class A to be determined."
They had obviously discussed it long ago.
As for the difficulty of the case, using the disaster prevention bureau's rating method, it is obviously far beyond the B level. The two members of the Akatsuki Department all found it difficult, and Jun Buxiao was the Shangxian Si in Weiyang's old department, even he
For cases that cannot be settled, it is obviously too much to use Grade B to evaluate them.
However, Class A cases have clear indicators, such as strangers, ghosts, strange objects, and candles. They were not sure about this, so in the end, after discussion, the two of them decided on an inaccurate grade for the case.
"I understand. Don't act rashly and just keep an eye on Mo Jie and wait for notification."
When Xi'er heard this, some inexplicable excitement appeared on her face: "Fengzhu is going to take action?"
Recalling the experience of working on cases with Feng Bei, it seemed like he had experienced a lot in the blink of an eye, which made Xi'er miss the days of working with Yiren.
After the call ended, the bloody light floating on Chang Shie disappeared.
Feng Bei lost interest in the middle of the conversation and ran aside to comb the cat's hair in front of the flowers and under the moon.
Seeing Zheng Xiu end the call, Feng Bei raised his eyes and smiled slightly: "Do you want to go to Lu Town in person?"
Zheng Xiu lowered his head and thought about the causes and consequences of this case. Hearing Feng Bei's voice, Zheng Xiu couldn't help but be slightly startled, then shook his head and smiled: "As expected of you, you are like a roundworm in my belly, knowing my thoughts as well as the palm of your hand.
"
When Feng Bei heard the "roundworm" metaphor, his cheeks puffed up slightly.
The orange cat also raised its head, the hair on its head was blowing up, and it had the same expression as Feng Bei.
Feng Bei: "What kind of roundworm? It's unpleasant to hear."
Meow: "Meow!"
Zheng Xiu picked his ears, and he seemed to hear this stupid cat taking the opportunity to scold him again.
After a while, Feng Bei sighed softly: "You won't let me go, right."
Zheng Xiu was stunned again when he heard this, and thought to himself, you just need to understand. He gently stopped Feng Bei's shoulder and said with a smile: "If that Wutong Shen is really that powerful, can I bring it back and give it to you?"
"No need." Now that Feng Bei heard about the devilish behavior of the "Wutong Shen", he had long lost interest in "pregnancy" and showed an undisguised look of disgust on his face.
After a while, Feng Bei remembered something and said in a very low voice: "There must be something else..." The sound after that was almost silent.
"Well, what did you say?"
Feng Bei shook his head.
There is a reason for Zheng Xiu not to let Feng Bei take action. Although this case is strange, Feng Bei's action... seems to be ineffective. He doesn't even have a clear goal. Besides, Zheng Xiu is really afraid that Feng Bei will get pregnant if he goes there.
Order something. Zheng Xiu felt extremely cold just by imagining it. He must not let Feng Bei take such a risk.
The Red King held the roster and thought about it all night.
Now that there are more people, when Zheng Xiu encounters a case, he has to consider how to form a team.
It is necessary to bring a wet nurse when downloading the dungeon, so "Living Dead Situ Yong" must be brought with him this time. In addition, the miracle doctor who claims to be a "medical doctor with a benevolent heart" is very interested in "man pregnancy", Zheng Xiu issued a notice in the middle of the night, and Situ Yong side
He agreed while sharpening his knife.
Zheng Xiu asked Bi Shui, and Bi Shui tactfully told Zheng Xiu that her "Ling Zhenren" had "regional" restrictions. Just like the ancient legend that "there must be a fool in every village", most Zhenling people guard a village to ensure its safety.
Now Bi Shui has lived in the Imperial City for many years. The Imperial City is equivalent to the "village" in Bi Shui's perception. Only in the Imperial City can her thaumaturgy be fully effective. Once she goes out, it will be greatly reduced.
Being able to euphemistically express the "restrictions" of his magic skills, Bi Shui has given Zheng Xiu a lot of face. After thinking about it, Zheng Xiu temporarily put aside the idea of taking the Soul-Suppressing Man out.
Among the seven people, the three giants, Qing Shisan, Ji Hongou, Pei Gaoya, and the assassins of the Brotherhood, Zheng Xiuru would not let them leave the vicinity of the Red Prince's Mansion until the critical moment.
After recovering from multiple comminuted fractures throughout his body, Gu Qiutang is now very active and working on another case in the north, unable to escape.
"There are already Xi'er and Jun Buxiao over there. As Ye Weiyang's old subordinates, they actually have much more experience in conspiracies than I do. If we really encounter a situation that requires confrontation, unless we meet Zhu, I really have no choice.
Who have you been afraid of?"
Thinking of this, Zheng Xiu decided to bring another "station".
Among the "stations" currently available to him, Wei Chen is blind and has many inconveniences; Feng Bei doesn't take it with him anymore for fear of getting pregnant; Zheng Xiu is not sure whether Mao Zhu is considered a stranger or not. Anyway, he didn't receive "
The prompt "Cat Station Found" cannot be located; the monk is currently sorting out the master's funeral affairs in Shuzhou and is beyond his reach;
After such exclusions...
The next day.
"Qingqing, please go with my nephew."
Across the door, Yin Qingqing had been ordered to guard outside the door of the Red King. She received a message from the Red King at midnight last night. Chang Shihua suddenly lit up at night, and it belonged to the Red King. This made Yin Qingqing feel sad at that time.
There was a moment of anxiety, for fear that she would receive an order to "sleep" at the Red Prince's Mansion. When she saw the message on Chang Shihua, Yin Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief and at the same time felt secretly disappointed. The reason for the loss was that... the Red Prince seemed to
He didn't regard her as a woman at all.
Nephew?
Yin Qingqing was stunned when he heard this. The Secret Service had a secret record not long ago, which recorded that the richest man Zheng Xiu had indeed created an uncle out of thin air not long ago, and a "nephew" who appeared out of nowhere and then disappeared without a trace.
The door was half-opened, and an extremely handsome young man walked out of the room. The young man's facial features were 90% similar to the Red King's. The red lotus tattoo between his eyebrows made the young man's appearance a little more pure and lively.
"Sister Qingqing, please give me some advice. King Chi asked you to listen to me all the way."
As he said that, the young man shook the Chang Shie on his waist. There was a mark of money engraved on the back. The word in the center of the money said: Red. Qingqing recognized it. This was the Chang Shie of King Chi, a symbol of status.
Qingqing looked calm and knelt down on one knee, but hesitated when she spoke.
The young man did not embarrass her: "Call Young Master."
"Slave Qingqing has met the young master."
"You're welcome, don't kneel around all the time, everyone has their own thing to do in the situation."
"yes."
The early morning light gradually became brighter. Facing the morning light, Fengbei walked into the yard holding the yawning orange cat.
"Bring it with you."
Seeing Zheng E, Feng Bei somehow remembered the scene where she and "Little Zheng Xiu" were naked and soaking in the same tub that night, and she suddenly felt angry and funny. She pretended not to know and reached out to rub the boy's hair.
This action frightened Yin Qingqing to the point where her feet went weak and she almost fell to the ground. Before Feng Bei's hand came into contact with the young man, Yin Qingqing thought that Feng Bei was going to kill the young man into ashes. However, he did not expect that the young man managed to hold on.
.
wrong.
Yin Qingqing looked at Feng Bei with a more thoughtful look.
Fengzhu, can he completely control her bad luck?
"What to do with it?"
The young man slapped Feng Bei's hand away, and just as he was about to spread his arms to meet Feng Bei's arms and say that he wanted to hug him, Feng Bei had already guessed Zheng Xiu's intention to play a prank, and smiled and put the orange cat on the young man's head.
"Be obedient and take it with you. Xiaofeng, please help me take care of...him."
"Meow!"
The lazy orange cat's body trembled. The indifferent meow mouth slanted upward, and there was a faint smell of evil and madness. The orange cat stretched out its claws, stretching and retracting them like lightning, and there was something in the space.
A gray mirror flashed away, too fast to be noticed. The cat actually held a piece of black clothes in its paws. The orange cat shook its paws, put on the black clothes, and stood above the young man's head with arms folded.
Standing proudly in the wind.
call……
A gust of wind blew by, and the black clothes on the orange cat made a hunting sound. There was a striking word in blood written on the back of the black clothes.