Chapter 255 First time in a group, everyone shows their magical powers!
Chapter 255: Playing a group for the first time, everyone showing off their special abilities!
Author: Bachelor in White
Chapter 255: Playing a group for the first time, everyone showing off their special abilities!
Jun Buxiao moved, holding the big scissors and rushing towards the baby with a weird smile.
With that posture and scene, someone who didn't know why would definitely mistake Jun Buxiao's wild posture for a pervert who was trying to murder Xiao Beibi.
"Watch out!"
Xi'er's scalp was numb, and he shot out two needles with a snap of his fingers. One needle pricked the top of Jun Buxiao's head, and the other pricked Jun Buxiao's tailbone. When the two needles went down, Jun Buxiao trembled all over, clamped his legs, and almost fell down.
Jun Buxiao slumped, and was forcibly pulled back by Xi'er's "Human Puppet" magic.
"Hehehehaha!" Jun Buxiao straightened his mask, put on "Angry", and said: "This is not fun."
Xi'er's eyes were fixed on the baby in the distance, and she saw that around "it", the ground collapsed, and bright red balls of cute flesh like fluff balls spewed out of the ground strangely. At first glance, they looked strange.
They were like tumors. The fleshy mass was thin, and the incomplete shapes of some teeth, hair, and fingers could be vaguely discerned inside.
The sarcomas seemed to be living "creatures", bouncing around on the ground, burying the white and tender "Nascent Soul" in the blink of an eye. If Xi'er hadn't acted quickly, Jun Buxiao would have definitely been buried in that weird pile of flesh.
inside.
Seeing this, Jun Buxiao immediately closed his mouth, changed his mask, and said gratefully: "Thank you!"
"嘤嘤嘤!"
At this time, the postpartum pregnant woman Mo Jie made a sound and gradually woke up with a rosy complexion. When he woke up, his first reaction was to look at his belly. Seeing that a vivid chrysanthemum embroidery had been sewn on his belly, he was dumbfounded: "What?
Flower? Oh no, where is my child?"
The pregnant husband Mo Jie, who had been almost forgotten by everyone, regained his presence.
Everyone's eyes suddenly focused on Mo Zhuo's belly.
Situ Yong woke up suddenly and pointed at Mo Zhuo's belly, feeling heartbroken and annoyed: "It's the navel! We forgot to cut off the navel!"
He was upset because he claimed to be the best doctor in the world, but he had forgotten even such a simple truth. He had to bear the blame. But when Jun Buxiao walked quickly to Mo Zhui with a big scissor in his hand, Situ Yong said:
He slapped his forehead and secretly said that the scissors were grabbing the singer's hand, and he should take the blame.
"Old miracle doctor, where to cut?"
Jun Buxiao pinned Mo Zhui to the ground, and the latter could not move. The cold and cruel gaze under his mask made Mo Zhui's body run cold, and the sharp scissors swayed back and forth under his belly, making him dare not move.
The reason why Jun Buxiao asked this was because they didn't see where the so-called "umbilicus" was at all. But before the old miracle doctor could answer, Jun Buxiao used his imagination to make a few cuts on Mo Lie's belly.
The old miraculous doctor was taking his pulse.
After Jun Buxiao finished cutting, he looked back and saw that countless meat balls in the distance had completely wrapped the "Nascent Soul" into a huge meat ball. The wriggling meat balls were getting higher and higher, covering the sky and the sun in the blink of an eye.
, it is ten stories high and terrifying.
monster.
With just a quick glance, everyone in the anti-pornography team of the Disaster Prevention Bureau suddenly had the same idea.
If the "Nascent Soul" looked like a human child before, it was still unbearable to touch, but now the "meat ball" has become a complete monster after being completely transformed. The huge meat ball is like a hill, entrenched in Lu Town
, the terrifying posture of the "monster" at this moment has made people unable to connect with the cute image of the "Nascent Soul" before.
No one could see where the "umbilicus" was. The old miracle doctor did two tests on Mo Jie and found that his pulse was stable and strong, completely unlike the previous "happy pulse". Situ Yong was not sure for a while.
"Is it inside?" Jun Buxiao was inhumane, holding his chin and muttering in his mind: "Since this monster was born from a man, we can't use common sense to judge it. The navel may be hidden in this kid's belly, since it can be cut open once
The second time you perform an autopsy, you won't die because of the young master's thaumaturgy. Anyway, once you do it, you will get it again. Now, old miracle doctor, do you want to..."
Mo Zhuo listened dumbfounded as Jun Buxiao said to himself: "Did you accidentally say what was in your heart? I don't want it! I don't want it! Kill me, kill me!"
"Quickly retreat!"
At this time, Ye and Xi'er reminded at the same time that as the meat ball grew bigger and bigger like an inflated balloon, the mountain-heavy meat ball expanded outwards, crushing the inn to pieces in a few breaths. Everyone in the Disaster Prevention Bureau retreated in embarrassment.
, Mo Jie crawled away towards the end of the street with snot and tears. He was sure that his experiences in this life were not as exciting as those of the past few days. Now he was secretly glad that Ye Weiyang's lower string was indeed
It was an evil position. The first two people died at the speed of light, and he had only taken office not long ago. Fortunately, Ye Weiyang was gone and replaced by the Disaster Prevention Bureau, otherwise he would not have survived for a few days.
"What about that brat? Hiss!"
Snake spit out a letter and asked anxiously. She was holding Chang Shihui in her hand. She had obviously tried to contact Zheng Xiu but was unable to do so.
Ye was a little unconvinced. After all, snakes were unreliable because of their frizzy hair, so she tried it herself. When she saw the strange message appearing on Chang Shihui's mirror, she, who had always been calm, was stunned: "The user you are calling is not in the service area?
What does this mean?"
Xi'er kept jumping out by the silk thread, hanging in the air. At this moment, she also tried to contact Zheng Xiu, and Chang Shihui came up with the same reply. She could only shout to everyone: "The young master and Mao Zhu disappeared together!
Just now! They might have gone after Shiitake and Bai Qiuyue!"
Xi'er paused, then thought of something, and then said: "Just now, the monster's navel disappeared in a flash, I saw it with my own eyes! Now it is invisible, not because there is no navel, but because we can't see it! There is only the young master's navel.
Eyes, you can see where is hidden in the navel!"
"That……"
The snake's eyes rolled around and looked at Ye.
Ye helplessly looked at Xi'er.
Xi'er looked at Jun Buxiao.
Jun Buxiao looked at Situ Yong.
Situ Yong was stunned: "What are you looking at me for?"
Xi'er: "Who makes you highly respected?"
This moment reflects the importance of leadership in a team. After Zheng Xiu and Orange Cat disappeared inexplicably, the anti-pornography team was leaderless. Faced with such filthy things, they didn't know where to start.
No matter whether the opponent is a vicious Jiangnan bandit, a tyrannical bandit, or even an army, as long as it looks like a human being, they will not hesitate to kill it. But facing such a fierce behemoth, everyone is stunned for a moment.
Don't know where to start.
Situ Yong sighed softly, flicked his wrist, and two knives appeared in his hands.
"Forget it, just make peace with it when it comes. No matter what kind of evil thing it is, just chop it down. Ahem, doctors are benevolent. I am saving people."
After that, Situ Yong resolutely walked towards the monster step by step.
"Ha~" Situ Yong's words made Ye smile slightly, holding a reed leaf in his mouth, and the sound of music echoed in the night sky.
At first, the music was melodious and graceful. As everyone listened to the music, they felt the gentle breeze coming, gently soothing the anxiety and uneasiness in their hearts. In just a few breaths, everyone calmed down completely, and there was no longer the anxiety on their faces.
Situ Yong let out a sigh and looked thoughtfully at the woman on the eaves who was blowing reed leaves like a fairy.
With a smile on Ye Ye's face, the music paused, and in a blink of an eye, the melodious music changed, as fast as rain, and as sharp as a knife. Everyone seemed to be on the battlefield of gold and iron, and the tragic but exciting music calmed everyone's mood.
It suddenly took a sharp turn, my heart was surging, and I was full of fighting spirit.
"Wow!"
Jun Buxiao wielded the scissors and felt full of strength. He gave Ye a thumbs up and praised: "Good song!"
Ye smiled slightly: "It's a small trick."
Snake felt that she was different, and her vertical pupils with dim light were as cold as a hunter in the jungle. She curiously asked her sister: "Sister, why haven't I seen you playing this song before?"
Ye shook his head and explained in a low voice to his sister: "This song is called Ambush from All Sides. Anyone who hears the music will have endless fighting spirit in their hearts, but this is at the expense of overdrafting the practitioner's energy. After the end, he will fall into a state of exhaustion."
I don’t know how to play this piece of music unless I have to. And the simpler the mind and the more short-sighted the person, the deeper the trick will be, and they will have the delusion that they are omnipotent..."
"presumptuous!"
Before Ye finished speaking, a loud shout interrupted Ye's words.
Mo Zhi, whose face was smeared with runny nose and tears, was holding a book in his hands and looked up to the sky with a maniacal smile: "How dare you, the devil, to do anything in front of me!"
Characters floated out from the book one by one, turning into golden light and blowing away Mo Jie's tied up hair.
I saw Mojiao mumbling words and began a long chant:
"The sky and the earth are bright, the universe is vast, the world is unfair, and righteousness will last forever..."
The golden light surrounded the book and became more and more powerful.
It's "Haoran's Righteous Song"!
It is the longest article in the Mojiu manuscript.
Ye and Snake looked at each other.
Inspired by Ye's "Ambush from Flying Daggers" and without a leader, the Disaster Prevention Bureau team suddenly entered the state, each using magic tricks to face the unknown evil spirits coming from Chang An.
"Everyone, I'm leaving!"
Situ Yong's heart was full of pride. Under the encouragement of the music, he seemed to be eighteen again and fifty years younger. He saw the old miracle doctor kicking his legs, and the knees that were deeply pressed made two crisp sounds, as if they were broken.
, but the old miracle doctor suddenly forgot about the pain, old age and osteoporosis at this moment, turned over in mid-air, and four other scimitars flew out.
The two sounds of fractures made others feel sad, but now that Ye's miraculous magic had taken effect, there was no time to let the old miracle doctor take his time.
"Looking forward to hearing and asking questions!"
The old genius doctor's eyes flashed, and after a moment of freezing, the old genius doctor turned the old bone, and six knives fell at the same time. The rotating knife light was like a silver tornado in the night, scraping from top to bottom on the surface of the meat ball in the blink of an eye.
Along the way, where the silver whirlwind passed, six knives were like meat grinders, stirring up a sky full of minced meat. Looking at the meat ball again, under the old genius doctor's inspection, hearing, asking, cutting, and back rubbing techniques, a deep cut was actually cut out.
ravines of flesh and blood.
After the old miraculous doctor took the lead, risking his own life and death, he used the move "Looking, hearing, asking, cutting, and rubbing the knife on the back", and a shrill cry of a baby came from deep in the meat ball. Then, ugly sarcomas appeared on the meat ball like a mountain of meat.
Exploded, the squirming pieces of flesh gradually turned into fragmented baby outlines. The innocent children's faces were left with only empty eyes, ears, mouths and noses, squeezing each other hard, twisted and ferocious.
This horrific scene made everyone gasp again.
The old miracle doctor fell to the ground with a thud, clutching his waist and moaning in pain. Jun Buxiao walked up to the old miracle doctor, shaking his head, and cut off the old miracle doctor's shadow with two knives at lightning speed.
In Jun Buxiao's hand, a shadow as thin as human skin struggled in his hand. The old miracle doctor's shadow was cut away by Jun Buxiao for the first time, and he felt a chill in his heart. He stared at Jun Buxiao warily: "Hey
!Boy, what are you doing to me?"
"Look, I'm at the end of my rope now, and there's no one I can use." Jun Buxiao pointed to the empty street and said with a smile, "So I'm brave enough to borrow the shadow of the old miracle doctor."
As he spoke, Jun Buxiao began to toss the old miracle doctor's shadow. He first bit the shadow into his mouth and blew on it, causing the shadow to rise and swell a bit.
The old miracle doctor was stunned at first, his heart pounded, and he secretly thought something was wrong, and shouted: "But I haven't agreed yet!"
Jun Buxiao's hands are extremely fast, and his expression under the mask is gradually becoming more and more abnormal.
He first inflated the shadow, and then pinched out two pairs of arms behind the shadow. Each of the six arms held a knife shadow, with a ferocious appearance. As the shadow changed, the old genius doctor's veins bulged all over his body, and his muscles swelled, and then behind him
There was a burst of swelling pain, and two pairs of shadows that looked like arms actually grew.
The old miracle doctor was astonished. It was his first time to personally experience this unreasonable thaumaturgy.
"Wait a minute, opera singer, what do you want to do?"
The old miracle doctor looked wary. After finishing the work, Jun Buxiao slapped the old miracle doctor's shadow on his chest. In an instant, Jun Buxiao, who had "swallowed" the old miracle doctor's shadow, became a bit more rickety and muscular like an old man.
It also bulged, stretching the robe to the point of bursting.
"Hahaha! Let's go!"
Jun Buxiao laughed playfully and jumped towards the Nascent Soul evil thing.
"I don't want it!!"
Under the guidance of the shadow, the old genius doctor had thousands of reluctances in his heart, but he achieved "synchronization" with Jun Buxiao's movements. He saw the two of them "looking, hearing and asking" in the sky, transforming into small tops, and flexibly moving in front and behind the meat ball.
Scrape randomly from left to right.
I was careless! I didn’t dodge!
The old miraculous doctor couldn't help but unleashed terrifying sword moves, while cursing loudly. Eighteen generations of General Buxiao's ancestors have been cursed bloody.
No one else knew the anguish in the old miracle doctor's heart. Xi'er stared dumbfounded as the two small whirlwinds flew flesh and blood on the meat ball's body with a horrifying force. She exclaimed: "What a ferocious thaumaturgy! The two of them work together and complement each other!"
But why are the sounds of broken bones and the screams of the old man mixed in with the sound of flesh and blood flying around, and the scraping of blades?
Under the violent chop of the two "back-rubbing whirlwinds", the pieces of meat on the meat ball became thinner and thinner, turning into rain of blood and falling down.
Xi'er and Snake decisively joined the battle group. Xi'er hooked his fingers and the invisible thread cut off a large piece neatly like a knife. The snake circled around the huge meat mountain for a while, but it really couldn't find its mouth.
She secretly felt disgusted. She would rather bite Pony Red King a million times than take a bite of this disgusting lump of meat. She could only hiss and spit out venom at the wounds made by several people. She mainly used an auxiliary to increase the poisonous damage.
.
At this time, Mo Jie was still singing "Haoran Zhengqi Song" vigorously and had not finished reciting it.
at the same time.
With the help of the orange cat, Zheng Xiu glimpsed the essence of the world, opened the gap, and disappeared into the eternal world. When he truly stepped into the gap between the eternal world and the eternal darkness as an "incarnation" for the first time, he did not know that Lu Zhen had "uncut the umbilical cord".
Something unexpected happened, and I was amazed at the bizarre scenery in front of me.