Since there was only one day off this weekend, many students living on campus did not go home, but chose to wait until the New Year's Day holiday.
In the back row of the north side of Class 8, Duan Shigang ran over and asked: "I posted a post and no one liked me at all!"
Wang Longlong raised his eyes: "Show me what post you posted."
Duan Shigang took out his mobile phone and saw a post called "Asking for help, do you have a birthday gift of about 100 yuan?"
However, there were only a few replies to this post, half of which were upvoted by Duan Shigang himself, and there were two "congratulations".
Professor Wang Longlong: "You can't say it like this."
He deleted the post, edited it with "With all due respect, birthday gifts under 100 yuan are rubbish, I'll argue if you don't agree", and then resent it.
Wang Longlong said: "This is a more general template."
As a result, within two minutes of the post being posted, Duan Shigang saw some people scolding him, and some people coming to argue with him with reasons.
Duan Shigang was grateful: "It's amazing! You must be an expert."
Wang Longlong didn't care much, he was satisfied: "These media skills are actually very simple, just ask me."
Chen Qian, who was throwing away the trash, adjusted his glasses and showed off his knowledge: "The three so-called elements of the news media are timeliness, authenticity, and accuracy."
Duan Shigang was in awe: "Professional!"
In the past, he only knew how to fight and kill, and his life was muddled. After arriving at the rear of Class 8, he discovered that his instinct to fight and kill was completely useless. Compared with the talented people in the class who showed their talents, he was really inferior.
Got it!
Wang Longlong waved his hands and said with a smile: "What Brother Qian said is indeed good, but that is the most ideal state for you, and according to me, from the perspective of human nature, the three elements should be out of context, taken out of context, and contradictory!
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Chen Qian thought for a few seconds and nodded slowly: "I have learned a lesson."
Wang Longlong stroked his non-existent beard. His experience in media was the best in Class 8.
Duan Shigang watched a master showdown. He was thoughtful. He looked down at his phone and found that dozens of people had replied. The gifts were all kinds of things, such as dolls, cool lamps, or cute mugs. They all deserved it.
Duan Shigang was very satisfied and praised: "It has to be you. Now I think I can get a birthday gift for 100 yuan."
Lu Qiqi was sitting on the table playing with her mobile phone. When she heard about the 100-yuan gift, she laughed very exaggeratedly.
She said: "Hahaha, a 100 yuan birthday gift, you might as well give the girl freedom."
Wang Longlong didn't say anything after hearing this. He felt that 100 yuan was quite a lot. Many rural students in the class, such as Guo Kunnan, normally only need more than 100 yuan for six days a week, including meals, snacks, and daily necessities.
Lu Qiqi continued to speak: "It has been cold recently. A man cared about me and asked me to buy more clothes. I told him that it would be better to transfer the money directly. Then he transferred 520 to me. I laughed to death. This little money is enough to buy any clothes.
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Hu Jun cast an incredulous look: "Isn't 520 enough to buy clothes?"
Lu Qiqi smiled and said: "I can buy it. Not only can I buy clothes, I can also buy you a villa. The remaining money can also buy you a sports car."
At the end of the sentence, her face turned cold.
Hu Jun: "Hey, you're kidding me. Last time I bought a cotton-padded coat for my mother, it only cost 168 yuan."
He helped Qi Tianheng train cats and made a total of 8,000 yuan, but now he hasn't even spent half of it.
Lu Qiqi: "Tsk, my mother also said that a down jacket costs more than a thousand dollars."
Hu Jun: "My mother also said that warm clothes are enough."
Lu Qiqi: "My mother also said that men who quarrel with women are cowards."
Hu Jun: "My mother said that a virtuous woman will only work silently and will not quarrel with men."
Lu Qiqi got angry: "What the hell are you talking about? Just tell my mother!"
Hu Jun: “Send your mother’s WeChat message.”
In a rage, Lu Qiqi pushed her mother's WeChat account to Hu Jun.
Wang Longlong's eyes twitched, "You are confused, Qiqi!"
Lu Qiqi temporarily defeated Hu Jun. Now, no one can stop her. There is only a broad road leading to an independent woman in the new era.
She spoke again: "So Duan Shigang, your 100-yuan birthday gift is really not necessary to give to girls. It's too hard to get."
She gave several more reasons and belittled Duan Shigang as useless.
Duan Shigang was confused and said: "Whoever gave it to a girl, I gave it to a good brother."
Lu Qiqi's sneer expression froze on her face.
Her expression changed, and it took a while before she said awkwardly: "Then 100 is enough."
After Lu Qiqi left the classroom, Duan Shigang was confused: "I saw her screen just now. She marked the ATM for the boy. What does it mean?"
Ma Shicheng said: "It means Ultraman, the light in her life."
Wang Longlong: "6."
Duan Shigang: "Okay, okay."
Learned something new.
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Gradually, the students in the classroom gradually arrived.
Yu Wen and Jiang Yanan watched the video together. Yu Wen was surprised: "This woman is so beautiful! Why are all the comments below scolding her? It's too much!"
Jiang Yanan: "Well, she does look good."
Yu Wen was filled with indignation. She turned around and showed Xue Yuantong and the others with her mobile phone: "What do you think of this girl's growth?"
Xue Yuantong saw a dark-skinned woman singing on the screen. She said, "It doesn't look good. I don't like this."
Yu Wen had a bad start. If Bai Yuxia had said this, she would definitely give in. After all, Bai Yuxia has excellent appearance, and her grades and family background are the best among the girls in the class. She would not dare to refute.
But forget it, Xue Yuantong, who is small and childish in appearance, opened her mouth and said: "You are obvious, right?"
Xue Yuantong was not angry either: "I think you are much prettier than her."
Yu Wen's tone was choked, and what she wanted to say suddenly got stuck.
Silent and speechless.
Bai Yuxia smiled: "Oh, why didn't you say anything? Is it because Tongtong praised you?"
Chen Siyu: "True."
Jiang Yanan smoothed things over: "Oh, Yu Wen was so angry at the comments just now, that's why she acted like this."
The unhappiness between girls gradually disappeared.
Jiang Ning commented: "There are so many things."
Yu Wen heard the derogatory meaning. Under Bai Yuxia's gaze, she wanted to fight back, but finally endured it.
After these two days of contact, she deeply understood that Bai Yuxia seemed to be unwilling to fight on the surface, but in fact, she was harboring evil intentions behind her back.
The day before yesterday, she was leaning against the desks of Chen Siyu and Bai Yuxia. Bai Yuxia suddenly said to Huang Zhongfei that she really envied Yu Wen and her natural sense of music.
Then, Huang Zhongfei asked Bai Yuxia how he knew it?
Bai Yuxia said that she sensed the musical rhythm of Yu Wen shaking her legs through the frequency of the shaking of the desk.
From that time on, Yu Wen never left the back table again.
…
Downstairs of No. 3 teaching building.
Wang Yanyan and Pang Jiao walked together, like a billiard ball and a Band-Aid, it was a special spectacle.
Wang Yanyan waved her hand as if slapping a fly: "Oh, Song Sheng is so annoying. We were talking about make-up in self-study in the evening, and he actually told us to shut up."
Although Song Sheng was a very vicious person, he had always worked hard in his studies because he had experienced the benefits of good grades.
But Pang Jiao and the others never studied during self-study at night. They just perfunctory as much as they could. They kept chatting and talking, and they were always surprised.
Pang Jiao growled: "Take good care of Song Sheng today and let him taste the strength of our sisters!"
Wang Yanyan: "He usually works out and is very strong."
Song Sheng boasts every day that he bench presses 90 kilograms. People who know the industry know that this is a good result even in ordinary gyms. Many fitness coaches can only bench press 100 kilograms.
Pang Jiao didn't take it seriously: "No matter how good you are at the gym, can you beat a professional Sanda athlete?"
No, after all, there are specialties in the art industry.
So the question is, can Sanda players beat the sumo giant in a Class 8 classroom full of desks?
Pang Jiao taunted: "He dares to mess with me and tell him to look good!"
Wang Yanyan expressed support: "Feifei and Shengnan will take care of him when the time comes."
In a few words, they decided on their tactics and just waited for Song Sheng to throw himself into the trap.
When they arrived in the classroom, Song Sheng was indeed reading in his seat.
Pang Jiao sat down on her seat, instantly blocking Song Sheng's way out, making the corner of his mouth twitch.
The influence of power is mutual. Every time he wants to leave his seat, he has to pass by Pang Jiao. In the past, Miao Zhe, Wu Xiaoqi and Liu Chuandao all experienced Pang Jiao's Taishan support.
Among them, Wu Xiaoqi suffered the least pain because he was the thinnest. The pain was tentatively rated at 7.
Miao Zhe came second, with a pain level of 8.
Liu Chuandao has a normal body shape, so his pain level is 1.
Such a fat Song Sheng, his pain level is 4.
About twice as much as Wu Xiaoqi.
Even though he is working out, Pang Jiao likes to use the Taishan support since she was in school. This skill is very good, and now she has Wang Yanyan at the back table to help support it.
Even though she is thin, she can use her strength.
Song Sheng was miserable.
Every time he quarreled with Pang Jiao, he would get spit on his face. Song Sheng's study status was half ruined in the past two days.
When he saw Pang Jiao coming, he silently handed over a mint candy.
The anger in Pang Jiao's heart stopped instantly. She was first happy that a man took the initiative to give her candy.
Immediately, she glared at Song Sheng with a pair of demon eyes.
Song Sheng spat out a few words: "Do you want to eat or not?"
Pang Jiao took it, her big face showed indifference, and she growled: "I like handsome guys, please give up!"
The corners of Song Sheng's mouth twitched.
This scene made Cui Yu understandable.
Cui Yutian was not afraid. He ran to the back row and spread the word: "Pang Jiao likes handsome guys. Handsome boys are blessed!"
Guo Kunnan: "Fortunately, I am ugly."
Meng Gui: "You are handsome, and your whole family is handsome."
Shan Kaiquan said happily: "Why don't people who brag about how handsome they are every day stop talking?"
The rumors continued to spread, and during the second period of the evening self-study class, Song Sheng broke free from the crack with a pain level of 3.
He went to the corridor outside to enjoy the breeze, and then found that his classmates looked at him with sympathetic eyes.
Duan Shigang, in particular, shook his head while watching, sighing that he was not living up to expectations.
Wu Xiaoqi held the basketball and gave a thumbs up: "Sheng, my hero!"
Song Sheng was puzzled.
Later, I learned the rumor from Shan Xiao, an honest man. It was said that he confessed to Pang Jiao but was cruelly rejected.
Song Sheng was furious.
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night.
Tongtong and Chu Chu went to Jiang Ning's room to play games, but Jiang Ning was not there.
"Chu Chu, how did you do your New Year's Day party?"
"Held within the class."
Xue Yuantong: "Hee hee, we are all in school together, and Jiang Ning even performed on stage."
Hearing this, Xue Chuchu wanted to ask, but in the end he didn't.
Xue Yuantong said that she was very loyal and showed the video to Chu Chu.
"Enter the game." Xue Yuantong reminded.
Xue Yuantong played the jungle murloc, and the start was as lively as ever: "Everyone, does anyone know anything about cars?"
The card master in the middle was obviously an expert. He asked: "Let's first see what your budget is. I'm not bragging. I can make clear arrangements for you no matter what budget you give me."
Xue Yuantong replied quickly: "About 100,000.
Card Master: "The first choice is Volkswagen POLO, Volkswagen Lavida, Buick Excelle..."
Little Fishman: "Can you introduce the advantages and disadvantages?"
Card Master: "POLO uses brand-new welding technology and has exquisite workmanship... The disadvantages are high fuel consumption and small space."
He said a long list, and Xue Yuantong expressed his approval.
Xue Chuchu spoke under Tongtong's instructions: "It's too cheap. I want between 3 million and 5 million. Do you have any recommendations?"
The card master was delighted: "Brother, would you like to use it as wallpaper?"
Ice Archer: "Yes."
Card Master: "Hahaha, man, it's so interesting."
Unexpectedly, as soon as I mentioned it, the other person admitted it.
Three seconds later, the card master said: "Hang Cao, I'm here to chat. Where is my army line?"
At this time, the little murloc held a fork and left from the middle with satisfaction.
Tongtong smiled mischievously: "If we work together, we will be invincible."
Chu Chu couldn't help but purse her lips.
At the best age, playing black and white games with the best friends who have the most tacit understanding is probably one of the happiest things in the world.
Xue Yuantong got the extraordinary development he dreamed of in the game.
She ran to support Chu Chu and killed the enemy's bottom lane duo.
He said: "When I came back tonight, Teacher Qian was at the door talking about Auntie Bi's car, saying that the car was worth more than 1.5 million."
Xue Chuchu and Tongtong were together and talked a lot: "Well, Porsche Cayenne, some boys in our class said that their dream when they grow up is to buy a Porsche."
Xue Yuantong: "My dream is not to buy a Porsche, I want to fly a plane! A fighter jet!"
Xue Chuchu reasoned: "If you want to fly a fighter jet, you must first participate in the pilot recruitment. It seems that there are requirements for various physical qualities."
Xue Yuantong was scared: "Let Jiang Ning buy one for me to drive."
Xue Chuchu: "It's hard to buy, but I heard that pilots can fly the plane freely in their own training airspace. Let Jiang Ning put you on the fighter jet and let you fly it."
Xue Yuantong heard that it was so complicated, "Hey, forget it, let's take a battery car."
"Well, battery cars are very convenient."
Speaking of this, Xue Yuantong's eyes sparkled: "Jiang Ning's battery car is very comfortable. Have you ever ridden in his car?"
"No." Xue Chuchu had indeed never sat in one before. Jiang Ning had taken her to eat spicy hotpot at the entrance of No. 4 Middle School after her evening self-study. She had never ridden a car alone.
Xue Yuantong smiled and said: "Next time I have a chance, I will make you feel comfortable too."
