Eyelids twitching, eyelids twitching, this matter is not important. For Li Zheng, the most important thing at the moment is to prepare for the "Devil Week" the day after tomorrow.
This Devil's Week requires the whole battalion to participate. It is said that other battalions are also organizing it. Everyone in the brigade has a share and will never fail.
According to the brigade's intention, this "Devil's Week" is the first brigade-wide screening after the official training of the special operations brigade was reorganized.
After all, the Tiger Brigade is currently a suture monster. Infantry, scouts, special agent companies, including some soldiers from other regiments, have all come together to form such a brigade.
Sometimes Li Zheng couldn't understand why he had to build a special operations brigade in Army Group D?
It is not easy to say that it is difficult to build a tall building from the ground. Why not split two brigades from the original Blood Wolf Brigade of Army Group A? Wouldn't it be more scientific?
Of course, this was just a passing guess in his mind, and he did not go into details.
Fatty Wei was puzzled by the fact that Devil Tong asked the squad leaders to get Ren Dan and Ten Dishui, and then asked Li Zheng to go to the cooking class to get hot water to boil their feet at midnight, so he asked Li Zheng what on earth was he doing?
Li Zheng said, "You don't know Ren Dan? You don't even know Ten Drops of Water?"
Fatty Wei shook his head honestly and said he didn't know.
Li Zheng wanted to ridicule him for not eating the fireworks of the world, but he soon felt that this was very reasonable.
Although Fatty Wei's mother ran away and lived with his father when he was young, he lives in the village and has many relatives like his seventh aunt and eight aunts.
As I grew older, my family benefited from the reform and opening up and made a fortune, and they were taken care of in every possible way, so I didn't need to think about self-reliance.
I am different. I lost my parents when I was in junior high school. I have to learn to take care of myself. I can get through my minor illnesses by buying medicine to cover my sweat and drinking hot water.
Of course, he is more familiar with some basic medicines than Fatty Wei.
"That's to prevent heatstroke."
He explained briefly and concisely, without intending to go into detail.
Fatty Wei has such a big mouth, he keeps banging and banging, which is really annoying.
Ma Teng suddenly came over with a mysterious look on his face and said, "Let me tell you something. I just saw the platoon leader packing things at the door of the small private room. Do you know what he had on the bed?"
"What?"
Several recruits asked almost in unison.
Everyone is curious about everything about Demon Tong.
After all, he is from the special forces. I heard he is the tactics instructor of the Blood Wolf Brigade, and he is very good at it.
"sanitary napkin."
After whetting everyone's appetite, Ma Teng finally solved the mystery.
"Ho!"
Jiang Cheng had the biggest reaction.
"What does he want that for?"
Fatty Wei glanced in the direction of the small private room and said with a meaningful expression: "Do you think someone outside our platoon leader bought it for his wife?"
"Go, go, go!" Ma Teng said, "He's not even married, so how can he have a lover?"
Fatty Wei was dissatisfied: "What's going on? Platoon leader, he has been a soldier for more than nine years. If he doesn't have a lover, how can he not even have a lover? What's the point of falling in love? He is a special soldier, not a god, and he doesn't eat the fireworks of the world.
To carry on the family line from generation to generation, weapons will get rusty if not used!"
He was talking enthusiastically when he suddenly heard a violent coughing sound coming from behind him.
Fatty Wei was still chattering unabashedly: "Let me tell you, there is something that none of you have thought about. Do you know why we have to train so hard? That's because we need to train more so that you can fall asleep and stop your imagination.
.You see, our platoon leader is very bad. He has been a soldier for nine years and has been stuck in the army. It is not good for the body... congestion..."
"Cough cough cough!"
The coughing became louder.
Fatty Wei suddenly realized that all the comrades in front of him lowered their heads and were doing their own thing, and no one looked at him.
Only Li Zheng suddenly whistled.
"Li Zheng, look at me, look at me...what did I say you were whistling?"
Li Zheng was still blowing, but he had raised his head and gave him a clear wink.
Fatty Wei's mind was like a thunder and lightning flashing in the dark night, directly hitting his forehead.
Then he froze.
"I was actually joking just now, why do you take it seriously? Look at our platoon leader, we can kill a few tigers, how can there be any physical problems? If I have problems, he will have no problems, you think so..."
While talking, he chuckled and then turned around.
Sure enough, Devil Tong stood a meter away behind him with his hands folded, looking at himself like an idiot looking for death.
"Hehehe..."
Fatty Wei laughed so much that he felt sick hearing it.
"Platoon leader, why are you walking silently..."
Tong Zhiyang raised his chin: "Keep talking, keep talking."
Fatty Wei's smile suddenly disappeared and he started crying. His facial features were squeezed together and he said: "Platoon leader, just pretend you didn't hear anything and treat me like a piece of shit. Let me go..."
Tong Zhi didn't intend to argue with him, but in this picture, Fatty Wei really gargled his mouth with feces. It stinked so much, so he said, "You will fetch water for the whole class tonight, and you will be the only one to go!"
"Yes!" Fatty Wei said as if he was being pardoned: "I promise to complete the mission!"
After Tong Zhi left, several new recruits gathered together again.
"You guys are so ignorant."
Yang Hui, who didn't have time to speak just now, found an opportunity to increase his presence this time.
"Don't tell me the platoon leader has sanitary napkins, I have them too!"
After saying that, he removed a pack of sanitary napkins from his cabinet and waved it in his hand.
“It’s still the wing type that prevents side leakage!”
This time, it was the others' turn to be dumbfounded.
After being stunned for a while, Fatty Wei said: "I said sheep, you are not..."
After speaking, he glanced at Yang Hui's position as a veteran cadre.
"How did you pass the physical examination?"
Yang Mie is Yang Hui's nickname. He personally doesn't like it. He often compares himself to a wolf. He is a wolf all day long. He fights lone wolf this wolf and that wolf. Fatty Wei is the most vicious and specifically goes against him.
Come, so I called him Sheep Blea.
Yang Hui glared at Fatty Wei and said, "You know nothing! You don't understand anything!"
Fatty Wei was dissatisfied and said, "I don't understand. I don't pretend to understand. If you understand, just tell me."
Li Zheng thought for a moment and said, "I heard that sanitary napkins are required for long-distance marches?"
His eyes turned to Yang Hui.
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Yang Hui gave Li Zheng a thumbs up: "College students are still rich in knowledge."
He also did not forget to take a dig at Fatty Wei: "Unlike some people, they are so poor that all they have left is money!"
Fatty Wei has one advantage. He is sarcastic, but he will not get angry when others make sarcastic comments about him. Oh, of course, he cannot mention his mother.
other?
casual!
"Okay, okay, I'll just take it as your compliment. Tell me, what are the magical uses of sanitary napkins?"
Yang Hui said: "This is a treasure! I have hidden it for so long, and finally it is put to use!"
After saying that, he took the pack of sanitary napkins and put it on his mouth and kissed her hard.
Then he took off one shoe, pulled out the insole, and began to demonstrate.
"Just keep an eye on it! When the devil Zhou forces his march the day after tomorrow, you will have to rely on this thing to protect your feet. Don't blame me for not warning you."
I saw him tearing off the adhesive from a piece of sanitary napkin and sticking it on the insole. The wings could just be flipped under the insole and stuck firmly.
Afterwards, he stuffed the specially processed "insole" into his combat boots.
"Done!"
He put his feet in, put on his shoes and stood up, stomping left and right, with an expression of happiness and enjoyment on his face.
Fatty Wei still didn't understand, so he asked Yang Hui in an idiotic manner: "Is there still something going on with your feet?"
"Get lost!" Yang Hui said with an expression of "You can't teach a child": "This is to protect your feet and prevent them from getting blistered. Moreover, it absorbs water and is comfortable. It is very suitable for long-distance marches. Let me tell you, this is a special
A must-have good thing for army members, a marching artifact! You know what you are doing!"
Fatty Wei was laughed at, but he was not angry at all. He asked Yang Hui with a playful smile: "Brother Yang, can you give me some sanitary napkins? It's hard to buy these!"
Yang Hui hummed and said, "Don't you call me Yang Bie Baa anymore?"
Fatty Wei said: "I am the sheep, you are not."
Yang Hui said: "How to prove it?"
Fatty Wei thought about it for a while, then said "baa" and said, "Look!"
The people around burst into laughter.
Yang Hui couldn't hold it anymore. It would be terrible to be shameless and skinless when faced with a piece of meat like Fatty Wei, so he could only take out a few pieces from his bag and hand them over.
"Here, here you go!"
In those two days, after listening to Yang Hui's "popular science", the owner of a small supermarket took over a big business. Many soldiers went to the small supermarket and asked the owner if he had any sanitary napkins. After hearing that there were no sanitary napkins, they gave the owner money to buy some sanitary napkins. Be sure to
Get it before "Devil Week" starts, it doesn't matter if it's a little more expensive.
Military celebrity Yang Hui endorsed the owner of a small supermarket and sanitary napkins for free this time.