When it comes to being able to talk about things as they happen, Fatty Wei is indeed better than Li Zheng.
Except for Zhang Jian, who couldn't get along with anyone in the platoon, Fatty Wei could strike up a few words with everyone and chat with them.
Although Li Zheng knew that this guy was the silly son of the head of Yinhe Village whom Ma Teng mentioned on the train when he arrived, he kept the secret for him.
Due to the influence of the environment in which he grew up, Fatty Wei had a special value towards money, which also penetrated into his life in the army.
In his words, problems that can be solved with money are not problems.
He originally thought that the army was also a place where people lived. Wherever there were people, there would naturally be rivers and lakes. Where there were rivers and lakes, money would naturally be a universal pass.
You’ve never met anyone who doesn’t love money, right?
But since joining the army, Fatty Wei felt that he had suffered setbacks.
On the first day when more than ten Huazis were detected, he seemed to be close to class leader Wu Yitiao.
Hua Zi.
What smoker doesn’t love this?
But Wu Yi didn't smoke, and he warned Fatty Wei that he had better quit smoking, as smoking was not allowed in the army.
If you don’t smoke, don’t smoke.
At that moment, Fatty Wei had other ideas in mind.
His mobile phone is of the Fruit brand and is not allowed to be used in the army. He can only replace it with a domestic brand.
The recruit camp will arrange for recruits to go out to purchase personal supplies every once in a while. Especially in the first week of the army, the squad leader will take everyone to nearby towns to buy things.
Fatty Wei, who was asked to send the fruit mobile phone home, naturally wanted to buy a new mobile phone. Although he had no desire to talk to his father, who was very quarrelsome, he always had to communicate on WeChat with his fair-weather friends in his hometown.
contact contact.
When he chose to sign up to be a soldier, it was a big news that shocked the circle of friends in Galaxy Village.
The day after the physical examination, Fatty Wei invited all his friends who usually play well to a Japanese restaurant owned by a friend at the entrance of the village to eat sashimi. In order to show the grandeur, he ordered top-quality Antarctic crayfish in advance and ordered several kilograms of unit price.
The Blue Flag golden gun weighed more than 2,000 yuan. That night, I placed several pots of Blue Dragon caught in the English Channel on the table, and opened five bottles of Islay's 25-year-old single malt. It can be said that no expense was spared.
After drinking for three rounds, Fatty Wei raised his crystal glass and solemnly announced that he was going to serve as a soldier and to protect his family and country.
According to the script he expected, after he announced such an honorable decision, everyone would definitely support him, encourage him, bless him, and even admire him.
Unexpectedly, the gang of gangsters who usually drove luxury cars to hit the streets and went to bars to spend a lot of money to pick up girls heard that Fatty Wei was actually going to join the army, and the scene suddenly got out of control.
Some people spit out a glass of wine worth nearly a thousand yuan on the spot, and some laughed so much that they sprayed crayfish sashimi out of their nostrils.
Ninety-nine percent of his friends said that Fatty Wei was joking and would not go back.
Another 10% of my friends think that even if Fatty Wei does go, he will probably become a deserter.
No one believed that Fatty Wei could persist in the army.
It’s no wonder that people look like this, like meatballs. A fat man who usually drives his G63 to the food street at the entrance of the village for a late-night snack, and is sweating profusely and panting after just a few steps, said
It is more reliable to be recruited to fill the sea than to join the army as a soldier.
Why go to the army? Taking advantage of other people's establishment and wasting national food?
Fatty Wei felt that his self-esteem was damaged.
What men fear most is to be looked down upon.
What's more, Fatty Wei considers himself a man among men, and has always been so.
So he decided that he must make a name for himself in the army, and it would be best to return home with a military medal on his chest. Then he would invite these grandsons to dinner and slap them in the face one by one.
But since the training started, Fatty Wei's dream of returning to his hometown was like a soap bubble under the bright summer sun, blown by the wind and popped.
Whether to perform meritorious service or not is no longer a matter for Fatty Wei to consider. His only thought now is to survive the past few months of the recruit company.
However, at least he did one thing.
It has been more than 20 days since the training began, and he is still in the army and has not become a deserter. Although he is at the bottom of the platoon in training, he has persevered at least.
This is enough to slap those bad friends in the face and make a video to let them see what is happening to them.
military uniform!
When buying mobile phones, Fatty Wei ordered two of the most expensive models of a certain domestic brand. He held them in his hands and called Wu Yi over to pay for them - all his money was deposited with Wu Yi, the squad leader, for safekeeping.
When Wu Yi came over, Fatty Wei said proudly: "Squad leader, I have one and you have one."
The pride was as if what he was gifting was not a mobile phone with more than 6,000 units, but a toy mobile phone made of plastic from a toy store.
I originally thought that Wu Yi would pretend to be polite and say a few words, and then happily follow up and say "I won't do it next time" in a coquettish way.
Unexpectedly, Wu Yi turned green when he took his phone and looked at the price.
"What do you want to do?"
When Wu opened his mouth, his tone was not right.
Fatty Wei thought that Wu Yi was trying to role-play with integrity, so he said with a smile: "I saw that your mobile phone, monitor, is too old, so I thought that buying one would be a purchase anyway, and buying a pair would be a purchase, just by the way.
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Wu Yi said: "Are you so convenient?"
Fatty Wei said: "That's what I mean."
Wu Yi said: "What do you mean?"
Fatty Wei was a little anxious. Why was this squad leader so dishonest? He was a fool to be a soldier, right?
So he added: "Just follow the squad leader to upgrade."
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Wu Yi directly poked his finger on Fatty Wei's forehead: "I think you are going to upgrade here. Wei Guoxing, this is the army. If you give me a mobile phone, you are trying to trick me, right?"
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Fatty Wei finally caught the scent and said quickly: "How could that be possible? I respect the squad leader, but you didn't come in time, how could I trick you?"
Wu Yi said: "Accepting property from new recruits will be recorded as a major demerit, or I will be discharged as soon as possible. Do you think you are cheating me?"
Fatty Wei looked around, forced out a smile and whispered: "Anyway, there is no one now... You know, I know, God knows and earth knows."
Wu Yi said coldly: "Don't do this to me!"
After saying that, he paid the money and said a cold word.
"After you go back, don't take any rest and run five kilometers at a time."
After returning that day, while everyone else was resting, Fatty Wei put on his own armed belt and was led by Wu Yi. He ran for five kilometers under the bright sun and became a dog from exhaustion amidst the laughter of the other recruits.
Fatty Wei, who has just joined the army, is just like what is said in a certain movie - no matter where you are, a charming man like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the night...
Even if everything is fine, this guy still has to come up with something to make things difficult for him.
Soon, this rich recruit from Galaxy Village once again refreshed everyone's understanding.
He soon became a news figure in the recruit camp again. This time, even Li Zheng was dragged into the water.