Before we knew it, it was almost the National Day.
This is the first holiday the recruits spend in the army.
The recruits have celebrated more than ten or twenty National Days in the local area and have long lost the novelty, but this is the first time they have celebrated National Day in the army.
After all, I put on the military uniform. Although I didn't have the opportunity to go to the battlefield in peacetime, I can still be regarded as a member of the family and the country.
Therefore, this National Day is indescribably sacred in the hearts of every recruit.
The troops are actually more nervous during the holidays. The front-line troops automatically enter the third level of combat readiness during holidays. The most nervous people in this third level of combat readiness are the staff at the division headquarters. They activate various combat readiness plans and go to the grassroots to check whether various combat readiness materials are complete and check personnel.
Check the gun to make sure it is in place and ready to be pulled.
For soldiers, the feeling is not so tense.
The most obvious change is that there is no need to fold the housekeeping. When you wake up in the morning, you pack your quilt and accompanying supplies, stuff them all into your backpack and lean against the bed. All the forwarding supplies in the small private room are checked and placed on the shelf, which means that the car
Once there, people can board the train and set off for the front line.
In addition, air defense alerts are required during the festival, and the firepower on duty of each regiment and battalion company must be in place to prevent any accidents.
In addition, the division headquarters will also send staff officers to conduct random inspections of the following regiments, battalions and companies.
What is random inspection?
They just drive a jeep, pick a unit, and drive into the camp without prior notice. When they get off the car, they give you an emergency assembly call, and they take a watch and clock the time to see if they can all assemble in place within the scheduled time.
Veterans have long been accustomed to military festivals, not to mention that it is a new military camp. Generally, random inspections of such units are rare, so it is relatively safe.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't be careless about what you explain.
No one can guarantee that the staff of the division headquarters will not suddenly get a muscle cramp, come to the new barracks, and hold an emergency gathering for everyone to celebrate.
Of course, apart from the tense atmosphere, the most gratifying thing is that there is no need for high-intensity physical training during these three days. Every day, I just go out for a walk, run a three-kilometer trip, brush my teeth and wash my face, and spend the whole day in the camp.
Rest inside.
For recruits who have gone through more than 20 days of physical training, suffered from various types of periostitis, sprains and sprains, or are physically exhausted, this is simply an amnesty for the world.
Once everything is ready, the next step is to eat.
For most of the young men in the military camp who are eighteen or twenty years old and who have to undergo high-intensity training and beating every day, nothing is more practical than eating.
Eat well and be full.
This is the most important part of the military holiday.
In addition, in order to liven up the atmosphere and appease the recruits' minds and emotions, the recruit camp will not only provide food for three consecutive days, but also prepare to organize barbecues, movies and other entertainment programs.
The highlight was the recruit party organized by the camp on the evening of the 1st. It was said that each class was asked to prepare a program. Anyway, it was to showcase personal talents, poetry recitation, martial arts, magic...
Wu Yi informed the new recruits in the class to sign up for the program, and only Zhang Jian in the class signed up.
What he reported was the catching punch.
Because everyone has learned military style boxing, there is nothing new in doing military style boxing. The prisoner boxing is learned by the scouts. When Zhang Jian was at home, his father threw him to the training team and learned it from the scout squad leader, which coincided with the National Day party.
You can show off your skills, but of course you can’t miss this opportunity.
Wu Yi went to ask Li Zheng, what program did you apply for?
Li Zheng was in a dilemma.
Because his parents died early, he had no chance to attend any extracurricular classes, so he naturally had no talent to show for himself.
So I asked Wu Yi, monitor, how about I pick a case to teach everyone a lesson on "Criminal Law"?
Wu Yi was in trouble.
Give "Criminal Law" classes to new recruits?
No matter how it sounds, it's a little weird.
Li Zheng said: "Criminal law is actually very interesting. My criminal law teacher's surname is Luo. The corridor where he lectures is packed with people, and it's hard to find one."
Wu Yi thought about it and thought it was okay, so he said that after you prepare the lesson, let me take a look, and don't talk nonsense.
After registering with Li Zheng, Fatty Wei took the initiative to come over and ask, monitor, what show will we perform on National Day?
Wu Yi glanced at Fatty Wei, who had turned dark seven times in front of him, and asked tentatively: "What talents do you have? I can't tell!"
Fatty Wei tilted his head, thought for a while and said, "I can climb the dragon boat!"
Wu Yi's forehead was covered with black lines and he said yes, it's pretty good.
Fatty Wei said happily: "Squad leader, do you think it's good too?!"
Wu Yi used a tone that comforted the mentally retarded, reached out and patted Fatty Wei on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Guoxing, there is a ditch over there at our comprehensive shooting range. Why don't you go and see if you can row dragon boats there? Let's talk more.
, our army does not have this dragon boat, do you want an assault boat?"
Fatty Wei heard that Wu Yi was making fun of him, laughed a little, and suddenly had an idea and said: "Squad leader, I can't perform the dragon boat show, but I can tell you jokes, and I am very good at telling jokes! In the past, when I went to the bar, as long as I told jokes,
The girls next to me would be laughing so hard."
Wu Yi was really interested when he heard that Fatty Wei could tell jokes, but he didn't trust Fatty Wei because he was always unreliable. He wanted to inspect the goods in advance, so he said: "Okay, he can tell jokes well and can make people laugh.
That's what you're good at. Then tell me a joke first and I'll listen."
Fatty Wei rolled his little eyes, and the joke came right away: "Let's just make it happen, let's tell a joke about the festival. One day, a little boy of several years old went into the drugstore, and the clerk asked him what medicine he wanted to buy? The child said
, Uncle, I want to buy a condom. The two shop assistants looked at each other, but then they thought about it, today's children are all precocious, and the family education model is also different. Maybe this is the habit in other families, and it is not abnormal to let their children help buy condoms.
So I quickly took a condom to the child. The child took it and tore open the package, took out the condom and held the rubber ring to try the feel, then slapped it on his head..."
"The two shop assistants were shocked when they saw this, and asked hurriedly what are you doing! The child replied calmly, this year's Children's Day, the teacher said that everyone should prepare a show, I went to ask the teacher what I should perform on Children's Day? Teacher
Tell me, you act like a dick!"
After Fatty Wei finished telling his joke, the surroundings were quiet, and everyone's mouths formed an O shape.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Fatty Wei smiled.
But he was the only one in the entire row of houses who smiled.
After a brief moment of dead silence, squad leader Wu Yi suddenly pointed at the door and said one word to Fatty Wei in an unquestionable tone - "Get out!"
Afterwards, Fatty Wei expressed strong doubts about the aesthetic standards of the squad leader, saying that the unearthed cultural relics were old-fashioned and that when I told jokes at home, everyone would not laugh.
Li Zheng couldn't hold back his laughter and comforted him, saying that you are too talented. It's not that you can't say it well, it's just that the squad leader doesn't know what to say, but your joke is too strong. If you actually tell it on stage, it's not you who will be fined five kilometers, but Wu Yi.
The squad leader also wanted to run away.
Fatty Wei stared at Li Zheng for a long time, and finally found the answer on the latter's face, and finally said disdainfully: "Tch!"