"So, I've reminded you to avoid the limelight, and you're going to shoot the first bird! You are too active."
Zhang Xiaotian rubbed his eyebrows, flipped through the printed report at hand, and scolded the three of them.
"This project was never something you could take on—"
"Hey, we've done it. Teacher Xiao Zhang, you also said that the research was very successful."
Tang Qingying responded unconvinced, obviously still unable to understand the school's reason for doing this.
"Not to mention other details, the consumption budget here, the expectation model is wrong-"
As the think tank of Huan Tang Wan Shi Wu, she typed up almost all the accounting models for the research report by herself.
"So, the biggest problem is that there is no problem. Don't you understand yet?"
Zhang Xiaotian glanced at Tang Qingying who looked unhappy, curled her lips and said.
"Your task is not to do it, but to fail to do it!"
"Can--"
"Forty-eight thousand research plans per year, student consumption statistics within Huaijiang University..."
Zhang Xiaotian opened the research document on the desktop and raised her voice, "Well, other campus social calculations, consumption cost-effectiveness decisions..."
"Look at you, the two of you -" she glanced at Xia Zhaoyao who was silent next to her, "well, three people, such a small, single-gender student club, you didn't even think about why you were called by name.
Do you want to do it? Do you really think that with so many requirements and such a large research budget, you are expected to come up with a successful report?!"
"From the beginning, neither the alumni association, the entrepreneurial base, nor even the school leaders have expected you to do it."
"Then... Teacher Xiao Zhang, why did you ask us to entrust you - Huan Tang Wanshiwu is not qualified enough to be framed?"
Zhao Huanxi put down the spicy chicken drumstick in his hand, picked up a tissue and wiped his mouth, and asked calmly.
Her calm tone seemed to have some kind of magic power, and she quickly comforted Tang Qingying.
"I said, even if it's a trap, at least let us know the cause of death, right?"
"Do you know what project this survey is for?"
"Well, the additional subsidy program for poor scholarships——"
Zhao Huanxi nodded, recalled what he had seen before, and answered slowly.
“The Alumni Association of Huaijiang University hopes to increase subsidies for poor students, so it commissioned us to conduct a campus survey.”
"Tangtang also analyzed it later, and the focus of the investigation was the actual consumption range of poor students in the school."
"That's why we conducted detailed calculations, research, and deduced most of the situations—"
"...Oh, stop for a moment."
Zhang Xiaotian raised her hand and interrupted Zhao Huanxi's words with a sad face.
“Have you ever applied for scholarships for poor students?”
"No."
"Well, okay, then let me give you a simple introduction to the three steps."
Teacher Xiao Zhang shrugged, leaned on the back of McDonald's chair, and raised three fingers.
"First you need to provide community certificate, poverty certificate and questionnaire——"
"Next, you need to fill out a form to set up a file. This is to go to the financial aid committee member of your grade."
"And the third point is - canvassing for votes."
Zhao Xiaotian sneered, his tone full of ridicule.
"When I was a freshman, I was going to have a speech PK, and then let everyone vote."
"Now this link has been cancelled. Instead, the student union will conduct interviews and then comprehensively discuss and decide on the quota."
"However, no matter what the form is..."
Her fingers were tapping on the stack of newly printed research reports.
"Someone will get some extra pocket money in the end anyway—"
"Then why-"
Xia Zhaoyao finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked in confusion.
"Are you a freshman who just entered Huaijiang this year? Have you ever heard of the terms zero-sum game and positive-sum game?"
Zhang Xiaotian glanced at Xia Zhaoyao, who was shaking his head in confusion, then at the other two school girls, spread his hands and explained.
"If the poverty stipend is a birthday cake of a fixed size, each person who comes gets a piece... If you eat more, others will eat less. This is a zero-sum game."
"And if there are people who are not birthday guests eating, then the cake distributed to the birthday guests sometimes may not be enough - if your survey report is published, then the non-birthday guests will be eliminated, but now the idea of the alumni association and the school is to try their best to first
Make the cake bigger so that it can at least cover all the birthday guests. At the same time, they also want to know how much the birthday guests eat."
"...Then our research report is just right--"
Tang Qingying said with a frown, looking up at Zhang Xiaotian who was explaining incomprehensibly.
"Ah--"
Zhang Xiaotian rolled his eyes and made a meaningful snort.
"Who told you that those people eating cake were all born in the same year as you?"
"Tangtang, don't worry about the cake," Zhao Huanxi frowned and continued to ask, "Then what should the original 'normal process' be?"
"Huan Tang Wanshiwu provides a report with obvious flaws and many blanks, and then fills in the data from the student union to help complete the report."
Zhang Xiaotian twisted a page of printing paper, shook it towards Zhao Huanxi, and roughly described it somewhat helplessly.
"The premise is that your data standards cannot be inconsistent, otherwise there will be a big problem -"
"Then why don't you go directly to——" Tang Qingying obviously still couldn't understand.
"The student union is a student organization on campus, a non-commercial, non-profit organization. Right?"
This time, before Teacher Xiao Zhang could answer, Zhao Huanxi spoke first.
"When establishing a project like this, our research link must be included in the budget setting column - otherwise, the loopholes will be too obvious in subsequent audits."
"A start-up company that has a corporate nature but also has a campus background participates in the research and gives an incomplete and relatively failed content, and then naturally integrates the reference materials prepared by the student union, so that the funds are just transferred
After a full circle, we returned to the pool, and everyone also got the integrity of the 'program' they wanted."
When Zhao Huanxi said this, he raised his head and looked at Zhang Xiaotian sitting opposite, "By the way...can you teach us a lesson?"
"Roughly the same……"
Zhang Xiaotian shrugged, took a big sip of the iced Coke.
"The area of the Entrepreneurship Incubation Park is classified as teaching/commercial land in terms of use."
"Theoretically, it is the most special area within Huaijiang University because it has inherent commercial attributes."
"Look for a representative startup company and find opportunities to prove that its nature overlaps with the student union or other institutions on campus."
"Those people tried this once four years ago and failed, but they didn't fail either."
She stood up, patted Zhao Huanxi on the shoulder with mixed emotions, and couldn't help but sigh.
"When the school starts this year, the school is going to re-evaluate the entrepreneurship incubation program. We are now 0:1 behind -"
"us?"
Tang Qingying narrowed her eyes and stared at Zhang Xiaotian thoughtfully.
"Teacher Xiao Zhang, did you just say..."
Ding ding ding——
At this time, a cell phone ringtone suddenly rang.
The ringtone came from Zhang Xiaotian's pocket.
"Director? Yeah, I know."
"Yes, that's right, actually I happen to be with them right now..."
Zhang Xiaotian responded to the person on the other end of the phone and looked at the three people in Huantang Everything House.
"Come here now? Okay-"
The phone was hung up.
Zhang Xiaotian turned around and bumped into three expectant faces.
"No, Director Li asked us to go to the office. He has something he wants to talk to you about."
"In addition, there are also several school leaders and famous alumni. We'd better get there quickly."
She thought for a while and added, "Well, it's all 'we'. Don't worry."
"Huh--"
Zhao Huanxi and Tang Qingying looked at each other in surprise.
"Let's go, let's go -"
And Xia Zhaoyao stood up quickly, eager to get ready to set off.
Is it time to fight back?! She knew there was still hope!
I didn't expect that she would be able to participate in this kind of thing before she entered school...
"Oh, right--"
At this moment, Zhang Xiaotian suddenly remembered something.