This is the case with dry toilets. When you squat in a large toilet, you might end up with excrement and water splashing everywhere, all over your clothes.
Anyone who has ever squatted in a dry toilet knows the feeling. You have to stand up first to avoid being splashed.
When entering the toilet, Lin Fan took a look and found that the water level was still relatively low today. It seemed that someone had cleaned it during the day, so he could safely launch.
Of course, today he is here for the trumpet.
Soon, there was a sound from next door, and you could clearly see ripples below.
Lin Fan put aside his messy thoughts and solved his personal problems.
I have been holding back this operation for so long.
Lin Fan: "............"
Now, there are people next door, which is a bit embarrassing.
Through the manure pit, Lin Fan could see that the water column next door seemed to have broken.
This scared the people next door.
Did it flash?
Lin Fan thought.
After solving his personal problem, Lin Fan put on his belt and went out, and happened to bump into the person from before.
However, Lin Fan still didn't recognize that person, but that person recognized Lin Fan.
Lin Fan's height was still too conspicuous in the compound.
"Thank you, Lin Fan. If you hadn't pulled me just now, I might have fallen into something like this."
The man blushed, pulled up his hair, and said a little embarrassedly.
Hearing the voice, Lin Fan recognized who it was.
Isn't this Yu Li, the daughter-in-law of Yan Jiecheng, the eldest son of the third uncle in the front yard?
The blushing look is even more attractive.
A quick glance at the previous conference showed that Yu Li's looks are quite good, much better than Yu Haitang's.
It's just that Yu Li lowers her head all day long, as if she has money on the ground, so it's not too conspicuous.
"A flower stuck in cow dung."
Lin Fa couldn't help but sigh, Yan Jiecheng, a stingy guy, could actually marry such a wife.
As for Silly Zhu, he has been a bachelor.
Really, now he even doubts whether the screenwriter has any grudge against the character Silly Zhu.
"It turns out that we are married to Sister Li. What's the matter? We are all neighbors, so we should help each other." Lin Fan said.
"Uh-huh."
Yu Li nodded and thought to herself, this kid called me sister-in-law two days ago. Why did he call me sister-in-law today?
Then Yu Li stole a glance at Lin Fan.
Suddenly she discovered that the previously inconspicuous young man, with his angular face and tall nose, his monthly income...
This doesn't count...
This time I took a closer look, and I started to mutter in my heart: Why does this kid make me more and more itchy the more I look at it? It was never like this before.
He seems to be getting stronger. Is it because his salary has been higher and the food has become better recently?
But yes, he can feed himself and the whole family is not hungry. With such a large salary, he can afford to eat meat every day, and he can also press his own oil and make his own tofu. No wonder.
Maybe, Yan Jiecheng went to bed early every night because he was not full and nutritious because he was not eating enough on the rooftop.
Wait a minute, how did I come up with that aspect?
The scene that just happened suddenly flashed through Yu Li's mind.
Although she never went to college, Yu Li also studied.
And after I got married, I often heard some dirty jokes when chatting with those old ladies.
What this, that.
Those old ladies were very powerful when driving, and sometimes they would make Yu Li blush. She never thought that two people could be like this, that there could be such a man, and so on.
Lin Fan's behavior when he went to the toilet before must have been okay.
Definitely, Lin Fan is still so young, and although his body is thin, he looks much better than Yan Jiecheng.
As for her man Yan Jiecheng, she has never seen him behave like this. He often wakes up at night.
When she got up at night, she spread it on the floor and beside the toilet. She didn't want to use the toilet at home.
Too dirty.
Yu Lidu doesn't want to solve her personal problems at home.
I really wish I could have a child.
But given the family’s financial situation, I don’t know if I can support the children.
Alas~
With the current family environment, even if I have children, I don’t know if I can support them.
If Lin Fan has a child, he will definitely be able to give him good food and drink. It would be great if he could marry Lin Fan at a younger age.
When Yu Li thought of this, her face became redder and redder, and her head started to drip.
Looking at Yu Li who was getting more and more strange, Lin Fan never expected that Yu Li would think of so many things in such a short period of time.
At this time, Lin Fan heard someone calling Yu Li, it should be Yan Jiecheng, so he said: "Sister Li, what's wrong with you? It seems like someone is calling you.
"Ah...yes, yes, I heard it, I'm going back first."
Yu Li also heard it, and she reacted. Then, as if she had a guilty conscience, she breathed a sigh of relief when she saw no one around, and left quickly.
I couldn't help but spit in my heart, why did I think so much?
It was late at night, and she was a married woman talking to such a lowly guy in front of the toilet. If someone saw her, wouldn't it be easy for someone to gossip behind her back?
And Yan Jiecheng is very similar to He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu inherited his father's temperament and was a fanatical lover of widows.
Yan Jiecheng inherited his father Yan Bugui's temperament, he is the king of buckles, very buckle.
This stinginess is not only reflected in money, but also towards my wife.
If Yu Li looked at anyone more than once, he would become angry and lose his temper.
During the previous conference, Yu Liduo and Lin Fan chatted for a while, and Yan Jiecheng concluded that the nose is not a nose, and the eyes are not eyes.
During this period, because she had no job, Yu Li's status in the family was not high and she had to pay for her meals.
If she wanted to use the bicycle to go back to her parents' house, she asked her grandfather to tell her grandma, but Yan Bugui was unwilling to let her use the bicycle.
It was not until the reform and opening up that Yu Li went into business, opened a restaurant, and took control of the family's economic power, and then she gained status in the family.
As a result, she got even more aggressive and stingy, and no one in Yanbu Gui's family got any favors from her.
It's a calculated retribution.
Seeing Yu Li leaving in a hurry, Lin Fan was a little confused, why was his face so red after just chatting all day?
"It's such a pity that a person like Yan Jiecheng, who has no ability and looks like that, can still marry such a wife. What does Yu Li like about the Yan family? Stingy? Calculative?"
He couldn't figure it out and Lin Fan didn't bother to think about it.
In his previous life, when Lin Fan was watching short videos, many people would post photos of their grandparents and elders in their early years.
Lin Fan was very surprised when he saw the photo. This may be due to the era.
In this era, many couples get married first and fall in love later.
After getting married, you will not get divorced even if you feel it is inappropriate.
Maybe there are some concerns in it, but more in this era, marriage is for survival, not for bullshit love.
Love can only be found by college students who have enough to eat and nothing to do.
Ordinary people are running around for survival, worrying about food every day. How can there be any bullshit love story?
Just like Li Xiuzhi in the movie "Wrangler".
This perfect image of a wife in a man's mind is proficient in everything.
Just because there was a famine in the family, all his skills were useless and he could no longer survive.
Finally, he fled to the northwest, where he fainted from hunger on the roadside. He was rescued by a good person and married to Lao Xu.
Even though Li Xiuzhi is very beautiful, no one dares to ask for her before marrying Lao Xu.
I despise Li Xiuzhi because she has a thin body. What's the use of being good-looking? Who dares to want her if she's not the master of the job at first glance?
Therefore, the criteria for choosing a spouse are different in each era. There are many people like Li Xiuzhi who escaped from poverty, but most of them married men who really couldn't marry a wife, because many people despised them.
Lin Fan thought of this and suddenly had an idea. From the memory of the original owner, he knew that many people had fled to the capital in recent years. He could ask the street director to help him identify these people.
There are many beautiful people here, although they seem to be unfertile and unable to work.
But isn’t it because he is here? He is thin because he doesn’t have enough to eat. What’s wrong with not having a job?
He, Lin Fan, is over sixty a month, and he has a farm that is a big killer. He can support several wives.
Thinking of this, Lin Fan decided to take some time to find Director Wang from the street.
