My brother is the most handsome man in the Qin Dynasty Chapter 407 Since you like to pretend to be dead, it would be better to die for real. I want your three tribes to accompany you, okay?
Chapter 407 Since you like to pretend to be dead, it would be better to die for real. I want your three tribes to accompany you, okay?
"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!
"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!
"The wind is blowing! The clouds are flying!"
Under the sky, the ancient city is armored.
Liu Bang opened his arms as if he wanted to embrace the vastness, and he sat on his horse and looked up to the sky and sang.
Behind him, two thousand soldiers of tigers and wolves beat their drums like thunderbolts, shaking the earth dragon so hard that it could no longer sleep, and it turned over and trembled.
Ying Chengyu looked back and smiled as he watched Liu Bang go crazy. This kind of state of mind that he became famous all over the world at once was something he would never have again if he was born in the top class.
If I were to travel to an ordinary people's home, if I was lucky enough to survive, and one day be appreciated by a big shot and treated with generous gifts, I would be even more happy than him.
This world that makes people unable to live is indeed fucked up! It must be changed! I said it!
"Liu Bang! That's just one line of your stupid song! I'm really tired of hearing it!"
Liu Bang scratched his head. He was a warrior who liked fighting and didn't like reading. How could he be so educated? He was already very proud of being able to compose a song!
"How about you give it to Ji, or if you don't, give it to Bang?"
"You are still being naughty with me. Didn't you already sing to me in the restaurant?"
Liu Bang opened his mouth wide.
"ah?"
Your Majesty, when have you ever heard of it? How could I not know? My song is really just one line!
Ying Chengyu slapped the horse's back with one hand, used the force to use a beautiful kite to turn over, and stood firmly on the horse with both feet, motionless.
"color!"
Liu Bang clapped and shouted, his palms turning bright red, as if he didn't know the pain.
"Caicaicai!"
Zhou Bo, Fan Kuai, and Lu Wan immediately followed. Going to the Yan Faction is a compulsory course for gangsters. Those who have no eyesight will either die in the fire or lie in the gutter.
"Cai! Your Majesty's martial arts are superb! There is no rival in the world!"
Xia Houying, who specializes in riding horses, praised it with enthusiasm. There was no trace of acting at all. He was a professional counterpart in the matter of flattery, and he did it with ease.
"Brother Xiao, this..."
Cao Shen lowered his head, his face was a little hot. He wanted to shout along with these country bumpkins, but he couldn't do it. He was in charge of prisoners, not a horse feeder, and he had never learned this skill.
"Shout, Cai!"
Xiao He, who had no choice but to follow the drink, twitched the corners of his mouth and stiffened his face. From now on, he decided to stay away from Liu San, a follower of others! He would have lost face with him!
"Ah? Cai!"
Cao Shen was caught off guard and hurriedly shouted, catching the last train of flattery and ending this rather embarrassing cheer.
"Hahahahaha! Okay, okay, there will be a reward! There will be a reward! Ten gold pieces for each person!"
Ying Chengyu was in high spirits, with joy written all over his face.
It’s so fun to flatter the founder of the Han Empire! It’s so fun!
There was another continuous burst of "color", and this burst of "color" was obviously much more sincere than the previous burst.
The two thousand Qin troops looked at the commander in the front row and were eager to try.
Ten gold! Your next military order, brothers, drink together! It’s no louder than those seven idiots!
They can make Lord Chang'an so happy, aren't we cavalry much better than them? If there are too many people, we can't share ten gold, so one gold per person! No! Two hundred dollars is enough! How many good meals can we have!
The commander of the Qin army had a gleam on his back, and was about to be burned by the sight of those bastards behind him. He secretly made up his mind to go back and give each of them a military staff to remember!
What a bunch of idiots! They want money rather than their lives! If you really want to scream, the chances of being prosecuted for mutiny are even greater!
"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!"
Ying Chengyu stood on horseback and sang loudly, but his voice was quite loud, but it was not very beautiful.
Guiguzi followed the horse with an expressionless face and veered slightly away from Chang'an Jun who was going crazy again.
The seven-member group holding the stinky feet applauded continuously, and their voices shouting "Cai" were as hoarse as crows, as if they were hearing the sound of nature.
"Weijiahai is back home!"
The young man has a heroic figure, his hair is flying, his clothes are as white as snow, and his eyes are more dazzling than the sun in the sky. The atmosphere is so brilliant that it cannot be looked directly at.
He probably can't go back to his hometown. He can only make this world look like his hometown! The more similar it is, the better!
"Hometown, it turns out you have always wanted to go back.
"No wonder you have to want to be a king. You are a stranger in this world, and this world is a foreign land to you. What's the difference between the two?
"If you don't take the initiative, then you will be passive. Human beings have weaknesses. Let me think about it, why do I force you to submit..."
Guiguzi said to himself, seeming to understand why Chang'an Jun went crazy this time.
Zhao Gongming, who was riding a colorful black tiger in the distance, let out a long sigh.
The two thousand honor guard troops all rode good horses, but no matter how good the horses were, they were still horses, and they were afraid of the two-foot-long black tiger. In order to avoid the chaos of the Qin army, Zhao Gongming had to stay away from the army.
He took off the gourd on his back.
Open the gourd stopper, the mouth of the gourd is facing down, and the wine with a hint of fishy smell turns into mud.
There are people riding horses in the distance, who seem to be drunk and crazy.
If you are close to a tiger, you will follow the wine style.
"Can this fierce flame cure epilepsy or induce epilepsy..."
Liu Bang, who had been praising him all the time, suddenly changed his face and shouted hurriedly.
"Your Majesty's literary talent is outstanding! This sentence is wonderful! It's a hundred times better than what Bibang wrote!"
In Weijiahai, you must not admit this! You will lose your head if you admit it!
Liu Bang, who had not spoken any words to defend himself just now, was sweating profusely. His master said that he would dare to pretend to be famous all over the world, but this Weijiahai...can anyone say that?
What kind of person can dominate the world? Except for the Lord of the World, who has taken care of everything on earth, who can take care of the affairs of Shanghai!
Ying Chengyu laughed loudly and sang the last line of "Song of the Great Wind" written by Emperor Gao, Taizu of the Han Dynasty.
"A strong warrior will guard all sides!"
Liu Bang slapped the horse's back and stood on the horse.
He didn't stand up, not because he didn't know how to be cool, but because he was afraid of stealing the limelight from his master.
Make fists with both hands.
"Cai! Liu Bang is willing to be a warrior for your Majesty! Guard the four directions for your Majesty!"
Wow~
Fan Kuai, Lu Wan, Cao Shen, Xia Houying, and Zhou Bo all jumped on their horses, clasped their fists and lowered their heads, shouting:
"Fan Kuai/Lu Wan/Cao Shen/Xia Houying/Zhou Bo are willing to be the king's warriors and guard the four sides for the king!"
Seven strong men stood on horseback, lowering their heads and shouting loyalty. Ying Chengyu, who was the first to stand on horseback, seemed to have lost his blood and his reason had returned.
He glanced at everyone and was about to say something.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"
Xiao He looked eager and kept waving, shouting that he could follow. He was a civil servant who really couldn't do such a difficult action as standing on a horse!
It's Liu San again! You did it on purpose! You just didn't play with me!
Ying Chengyu lowered his head and looked at it, and saw that Xiao He tried to stand up on the horse's back for who knows how many times. As soon as he lifted one foot up, the other one failed to step firmly, and he fell down instantly.
If he hadn't immediately got down and hugged the horse's neck, not just a foot would have fallen, but a person.
Xiao He lay on the horse's back with a grimace on his face.
"Why not be a fierce warrior, well versed in civil affairs, and serve as the housekeeper of your residence, greeting guests and sending them off, and sharing your worries with you?"
Ying Chengxiao laughed, jumped up to Xiao He's horse, grabbed Xiao He and stood side by side with him, and held Xiao He's waist to prevent him from falling off the horse.
"Is there a butler in my house?"
Xiao He was cautious at first for fear of falling, but soon he discovered that what was supporting him was not the back of the horse under his feet, but Ying Chengyu's hand on his lower back. With this hand supporting him, no matter how he moved, he was as steady as a rock.
He cupped his hands and smiled bitterly.
"Your Majesty, why can't we suppress the four parties?"
Ying Chengqiao smiled and said:
"Suppressing the four parties is the responsibility of military generals, and it really cannot be placed on Sir. I don't ask for much from Sir, I only have four things: to control the country, to care for the people, to provide them with wages, and to ensure that there is no shortage of food."
Xiao He smiled even harder.
"Your Majesty, don't be ridiculous. It's not the Duke of Zhou and Guan Zhong who can't take on this important matter. Why should you go and learn the art of war? It's easy to suppress the four directions."
Ying Chengqiu suppressed a smile and looked serious.
"I'm not kidding, I'm serious."
Xiao He choked.
"……this."
"Today I will support you, sir, and let you stand on your horse. In the future, I will ask the general to support Qin and let Qin stand in the world."
Xiao He smiled bitterly, and then smiled bitterly.
What virtues and abilities does he have? A third-in-command civil servant in a county can lead the rise and fall of the largest empire from ancient times to the present.
To support the Qin State, how could Lord Chang'an be more daring to think and speak than Liu San?
Ying Chengqiao supported Xiao He and looked around at the new customers.
"I give money so easily, you might think that I, Ying Chengyu, am a playboy who doesn't know the value of money."
Except Xiao He and Liu Bang.
The remaining five people all had strange faces, and they waved their hands quickly and said no, no, no.
Ying Chengyu hit their mark.
Recruit these gangsters and petty officials, give them ten gold coins when they meet, and give them ten gold coins for cheers. Who else would do this except for the dandy?
"Don't rush to deny it. Last year, the people in Xianyang all said that I was a scumbag. In fact, you guessed it right. I am a dandy and a scumbag because of my good background."
The five people were a little stunned. Even Xiao He and Liu Bang were no exception this time.
How can anyone say that about himself? Liu Bang, who is truly a prince, says that he is the prince's younger brother every day. You, a true prince's younger brother, say that you are a prince?
"No matter what nonsense I do, it's all my fault. I have a big brother who is the emperor to take care of it. I can eat whatever I want, drink whatever I want, and play with any woman I want!"
"What about you? What do you have?
"Liu Bang, you have the best background, but given your current situation, if you don't meet me, you will not be able to inherit the Liu family's property if you continue to lurk in Pei County.
"Or do you really think that relying on Wei Wuji's remaining gangsters and thieves, you can restore Wei and inherit the title of Lord Xinling?
"Even if you regain Wei, what if you become Lord Xinling? It's just like me, the Qin cavalry, stepping on the beam again.
"Wei Wuji and his three thousand disciples could not save Wei.
"You, together with Zhang Er, can gather those people who are greedy for life and afraid of death, and you can probably give me, the Great Qin Tiger Wolf, a meal?"
Liu Bang's ruffian became exhausted. In this cold spring time, his back was wet. He didn't know what would happen to him after his past plotting against Qin was revealed in public.
Ying Chengyu turned his head and looked at Fan Kuai, whose eyes turned red at some point and filled with murderous intent.
"Want to kill me? For your brother? Come on!
"Except for this butcher, whoever dares to talk and move randomly will be targeted by me."
Liu Bang, who wanted to speak out to dissuade him, fell silent. He knew that the words were mainly for himself, and he prayed crazily in his heart that Fan Kuai, a fool, wouldn't be impulsive.
Ying Chengyu smiled coldly and raised his fingers at the strong man in front of him.
"How dare you kill chickens and dogs?"
Roar~
The strong man who had just cheered for the Lord stepped down hard! The horse screamed, its spine suddenly broke, and it fell to the ground!
The fishy smell came, and the tall figure was like a demon coming to the world, raising an iron fist to smash down!
Ying Chengyu stepped lightly, carried Xiao Hepian and retreated, falling behind the commander, like a leaf floating over.
"Don't kill when you're trapped."
With red eyes, Fan Kuai determined that his target was still on the horse's back, and with one more kick, he broke the back of Xiao He's horse, and used his strength to rush into the Qin army to pursue him.
The abacus was good, but he had no chance.
The overwhelming long handles clamped him in the air, extending from his ears, armpits, and crotch all over his body, holding him in the air.
The commander of the Qin army looked with contempt in his eyes, holding a sharp Qin sword in his hand, and slowly placed it across Fan Kuai's neck.
He didn't know what Chang'an Jun wanted these wine bags and rice bags for, and they were worthy of paying ten gold coins?
Qin soldiers and these masters of martial arts fought alone. Except for a small number of Qin soldiers who had learned superb martial arts, the rest were dead.
As a team of ten, the Qin soldiers could hold out longer, but in the end they would still end up being wiped out. It was good to be able to draw three martial arts masters to back them up.
With fifty people, the outcome is unpredictable, and it is not without cooperation among these masters.
But once this number reaches a hundred, except for those top masters who can dig the formation with one person, those so-called martial arts masters will all die! Anyone who can kill a Qin soldier must have a unique secret skill!
These so-called masters of martial arts who rely on their own strength, how can they not die in Xianyang Palace every month? They are nothing in front of the Qin cavalry! In addition to the stench that can disgust the Qin army, they will disperse as soon as they charge!
Ying Chengyu waved his hand and asked the Qin army to release Fan Kuai.
The swords and poles were withdrawn, and Fan Kuai fell to the ground, throwing up a cloud of soot. He lay on his back, his limbs spread wide, his face was ashen, and there was no more red in his eyes.
With his stretched out hand, he can safely land on the ground.
It's just that the butcher who has been killing dogs with brute force and martial arts for many years has now become a dog waiting to be slaughtered. He has no power to fight back and is no longer interested in what he usually relies on.
Ying Chengyu lowered his head.
"Would you like to try again?"
Fan Kuai was indifferent.
"Since you like to pretend to be dead, it would be better to die for real. How about I ask your three tribes to accompany you?"
Fan Kuai's eyes became red and bloodshot again, he clenched his iron fist so tightly that it made a crunching sound, and stared at Ying Chenglong for two breaths.
Suddenly he released his fist and knelt on the ground.
"The fault lies with Fan Kuai. If the Lord of Chang'an wants to kill him, then he will kill Fan Kuai alone."
"Get up, I said I don't like people kneeling down to me!"
Fan Kuai stood up silently, his body covered with loess, as if he had been dug out of the ground.
Ying Chengyu straightened up and stood behind the Qin army commander.
"Look at my Great Qin Tiger and Wolf Master, look at the way my Great Qin Tiger and Wolf Master looks at you."
Liu Bang and Lu Wan both breathed a long sigh of relief, retracted their downcast worries, and looked at the Qin army.
Cao Shen, Xia Houying, Zhou Bo, Xiao He and Fan Kuai all looked around.
Contempt, look down upon, indifference, confusion, bad luck, birdman...
These Qin troops who allowed themselves to be manipulated by them in Peixian County without fighting back, only returned to their true colors after leaving Peixian County.
All seven of them clenched their fists, even Xiao He, who was not good at martial arts. They felt aggrieved and depressed, holding back a breath that they couldn't spit out or swallow!
These Qin troops who came from Guanzhong were as scary and arrogant as the elders said, and they didn't take them Chu people seriously at all!