Chapter 434 I am willing to be a messenger and relieve today’s misfortunes
The king and his ministers returned to the room and continued to eat the unfinished meal.
"Can I drink alcohol?"
The First Emperor suddenly asked.
"Yes, I can drink ten jars!"
The veteran's chest was slapping loudly.
Soon, ten jars of wine were served. Xiao Wangli pointed to the brown wine jar and asked Wang Jian. He had no memory of being pinched and did not hold any grudge.
"Father, what is this?"
Wang Jian replied fondly:
"A reliever of sorrow."
"Is it possible to drink?"
Judging from the scene alone, if Yin Tong, who was nodding his head, was drunk, then the First Emperor, who stood up all the time, was not drunk.
"If you attack the Hu in autumn, you will not win, but you will also lose for Qin. If you lose, you will only lose the Henan land you just recaptured, and Yanmen and Siyuan counties will also be in danger.
The veteran's expression was in a trance, and he seemed to have heard the eunuch's respectful words.
The veteran looked solemn and said with great solemnity:
"You have done something wrong, and the heaven, earth, sun and moon will punish you here!"
"Meng Gong has passed away, and you have died again. Who else will Nai Gong be afraid of? He should be the King of Qi!"
The sound gradually spreads further and further away.
The First Emperor was supported by Zhang Han's weak arms, standing erratically and steadily.
The Qin army, the governor of Kuaiji County, captured a Chu Mo and reported it to the First Emperor.
"Those Qin dogs! They came from nowhere!"
The First Emperor laughed warmly.
The veteran said to himself, patted the mud seal, picked up the wine jar and poured it into his mouth. The wine was as turbid as the water of the Tianhe River, and the aroma overflowed.
In the field, the faces of the surrounded Xiongnu showed expressions of despair. We knew why Wang Jian appeared there, but we knew that Bai Yan had a living victim on his hands.
Yin Tong's movements changed, still nodding his head upwards and downwards, facing the place where the First Emperor lay just now.
"I want some wine."
“But then there are all the disadvantages.
Seeing is important, so loyal ministers must show it to the public and demonstrate it.
If you can leave, then it’s just a small matter!
"The Xiongnu and the Central Plains are the same. We make a living by grazing. The war horses have built up enough muscles in spring and summer. In autumn, the grass withers and grazing is done, and all the women are gone."
Yin Tong sat cross-legged next to the First Emperor, his face flushed, and he tilted his head to look at the First Emperor. He kept opening and closing his eyes with force, shaking his body, focusing his head, and mumbling.
"Increase morale? If you fail, you will die with your mother."
That night, the veteran slept soundly and slept for an hour.
"Your Excellency, go and report to the cook for the Marquis."
The veteran knows that it is good for the body. The reason why he drinks it is because I know that it is my guillotine.
"That Shuzi..."
Yin Tong was sitting on the couch, and I waved and asked questions towards the pile on the ground.
The First Emperor was silent for a moment and nodded casually.
The First Emperor ordered Li Sitan to be the chief envoy in front of the screen, and he was punished with many punishments. He was tortured in human form, but he could only get one answer from one person - the man in heaven.
Before the Taotie Army went deep into the desert, they marched slowly for eight days. When they were about to finish the dry food they carried, they met the Huns cavalry behind them by great coincidence.
In the desert, the green grass is dyed red with blood.
When the First Emperor's feet fell to the ground, they were like a python twisting and turning, all because of the force.
"Yes, here are ten jars of wine!"
Xiao Baiyan, who drank seven jars of strong liquor by himself, felt furious in his heart, and his hazy drunken eyes immediately transformed into battlefield Shura pupils, and he could see clearly who the stander was in an instant.
As soon as I got up, I had to help the First Emperor back to his bedroom, thinking that the chef would prepare a hangover soup right away.
The First Emperor opened the first letter and saw the handwriting and knew it was his brother's handwriting.
The veteran is from Qin and likes to brag.
"……northwest."
"The Xiongnu have lost their courage after being beaten by Meng Tian. I think they will dare to harass you Xiaoqin this year, so it is time to mobilize the army. If Your Majesty insists on sending troops in autumn, the advantage is that the Xiongnu can be caught off guard, and the first battle should be small.
Jie.
When he looked up, he saw a eunuch wearing white Xianyang Palace attire behind the door. He knew how long he had been waiting.
I, Bai Yan, sacrifice my life now.
I dare, Yin Tong dares.
"Hurry up."
"Donghu in the northeast, or Xiongnu in the northwest?"
"The bravery and stupidity of an ordinary man are within reach of the eight barbarian tribes."
He opened the mud seal, dipped his chopsticks into the wine, and stuffed it into Xiao Wangli's mouth.
Both letters came from the northwest, one was written by Ying Chengyu himself, and the other wrote about what Ying Chengyu did when he arrived in the northwest.
Did the eunuch respond? He stood up straight facing the veteran.
The First Emperor couldn't stand it anymore. It was not pleasant at all to talk about so much nonsense while drinking.
"Scaremongering is a woman's kindness."
We knew that our partial general had long wanted to be ordered to kill him, and it was Ying Chengyu. The commander-in-chief was Yun.
But seeing the First Emperor seriously waiting for the above, the veteran was able to answer the question, and he really thought about it carefully.
"With your order, no one can act rashly!"
The drunk one knows that the First Emperor, who calls himself me, bends down and shouts at the cup, plate, bowl, and pieces of the dish.
"The sky can exist without you Yin Tong, but it can exist without your Majesty..."
Seven Tests on the Sacred Heart of the First Emperor.
"Yin Tong! Just ask him!"
In front of his eyes, eight thousand people were surrounded by seven armies from the back, front, right, left, center, and became fish on chopping blocks.
"Your Majesty, the Marquis of Wucheng is drunk, shall I send him back?"
"It doesn't taste good, Dad won't drink it."
I have been fighting for a lifetime, and I have read military books to know what happens. I have all the battle examples in my mind. I am also confused about taking my mother with me to fight. This is in my blind spot where I am best at military affairs.
The first ten days or so.
The table top was knocked over by one of the two of them. Cups, plates, cups, and chopsticks fell all over the floor. The soup, water, vegetables, and meat were all mixed together, making it a mess.
I saw the First Emperor half lying on the floor, his face swollen, and he was holding the floor with one hand, trying to sit up but he couldn't.
The strong liquor brewed by Xindao Chang'an Jun is really harmful to people, and it makes Bai Yanwu, who knows how to protect himself wisely, lose his sense of proportion. Drinking will cause trouble!
The First Emperor, who knew he was good at military skills, called Bai Yan, the God of War of Xiao Qin, in order to understand what his brother was up to, and said tactfully:
"If a man dies, how should he deal with himself?"
Time passed, and suddenly there was no loud noise in the house, followed by the sound of jingling bells.
Xiao Wang Liba frowned and said "haha" while waving his little hands.
If the Tian brothers caught the rebel Chu Mo and handed it over to our Qin army, he would have escaped badly and the governor of Donghai County, Jing Cha, would have died.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Tuanxia Wuchenghou chuckled and slapped the place where the First Emperor lay down just now. Looking at the landing point, if the First Emperor stood up, the slap was on the First Emperor.
arm.
The whisper was false, but in order for the drunken First Emperor to hear the words clearly, the whisper was really quiet.
Gritting his teeth, the First Emperor's hands did not shake.
The veteran also knew that he put the pillow under his pillow, which was on his head. He put the quilt on his head, and the quilt covered his whole body, which showed that he was indeed drunk.
Xiao Wangli opened his big eyes, full of confusion.
If he had both hands under the First Emperor's body, he would have to give himself two small mouths.
The veteran gathered his words and said a moment ago:
The First Emperor knew that his younger brother was going to go deep into the desert alone, but I knew that his younger brother would set off in autumn and take his mother with him.
Inside the house, when the door opened, Yin Tong's body, as strong as a willow tree, stood as tall as a green pine tree. He turned his head and looked at the small open door. His eyes were still drunk, but not a little drunk!
What on earth is that Shuzi doing?
Zhang Han breathed a sigh of relief, took his hand away from the hilt of the sword, walked down to the side of the First Emperor, put his hand over his mouth, put it close to the First Emperor's ear, and whispered:
This sentence frightened Zhang Han, but it only made the doctor Ling Xiaowei speechless.
The veteran entered, closed the door, and suppressed laughter rose from his throat and came out of his mouth.
One person confessed to the incident of transporting the meteorite, and even scolded Qin, the first emperor, as a dog, saying, "Heaven has been anti-Qin for a long time, and his life will be long."
[The people below are being bullied, but the people above are difficult to kill! If the emperor continues to do this, Xiao Qin will perish! 】
I squatted under the floor that I had tidied up some time ago, sniffing the ambergris that I had tidied away, and laughed to tears.
My steps were quick at first, but then returned to normal speed. Naturally, I had to say to the eunuch:
"If you sow in spring and harvest in autumn in the Central Plains, if you don't recruit troops, then the grain production will increase.
The veteran was still unfinished, so he lay down on the floor due to the overwhelming drunkenness, and fell asleep after a while.
The First Emperor made a complicated evaluation and opened the seventh letter without any delay. I really want to know what his brother did in the northwest.
The smell of alcohol is getting thicker and the laughter is getting smaller and smaller.
"Bad wine! Enough!"
"This... the general will bring his mother to the war. Is there no benefit?"
The veteran's eyes narrowed and he was at a loss. Are your Majesty joking with you?
"What nonsense is Mr. Zhang talking about? Are you blind? Just open your eyes and see who is drunk! Hey, why doesn't he have seven?"
In ancient times, desert refers to desert alone, but refers to grassland, desert and Gobi collectively.
I have been laughing for half my life, feeling reassured because it turned out that I was just scaring myself.
It was only the First Emperor who thought so, and the seven generals of the Taotie Army also thought so.
It’s just that your majesty’s motorcade has a fixed residence and is difficult to find. It has been parked in Kuaiji for such a long time, and even the Marquis of Wucheng has gone to see the saint. Why did he still go to see the saint? What kind of peace of mind does he have?
On that day, Zhang Han came in with two letters and handed them to the First Emperor.
A team of eight thousand people is considered small, but it is also considered large.
Meng Wu, who knew Ying Chengyu's tactics, secretly guessed that the King of Qin wanted to encircle the area for reinforcements?
"Wang Jian, you talk so much. After drinking the water of the East China Sea for several months, have you forgotten that you are not from Qi but from Qin?"
I led the First Emperor away slowly. I had never seen the First Emperor so angry for a long time. Yes, it could be said that he was angry, or rather nervous...
Prince Maodun had a ferocious look on his face, holding a scimitar in his hand, and was about to give the order to charge. Anyway, he would die. It would be like dying on the way to the charge!
The First Emperor thought about his brother's habit of using his internal energy to clear Han Taiqian's meridians and massage them carelessly, and felt that this filial Shuzi must have thought so.
But we kept waiting, and kept waiting, until our bow-drawing arms were sore, but we still waited to obey the general's orders.
The words are small, so it should be read very slowly, but the First Emperor read it for a full quarter of an hour.
"Prince! Protect him and rush out!"
"What on earth are you doing! Are you seeking death!"
"Are you worried?"
Thousands of archers already had arrows in their hands, waiting for the command from their generals to shoot those Hun dogs into sieves!
Qin Jun thanked him in a low voice, breathed a sigh of relief, and thought about how to repay the Tian brothers.
That's what it's like to be a Qin general in this life.
“If we cut beards in autumn, there are no advantages or disadvantages at all?”
Although we were the elite of the Xiongnu soldiers, seeing that Wang Jian even covered the lower body of his horse with armor, we felt that we had no chance of winning.
The eunuch turned around and bowed his head.
Zhang Han, who was waiting behind the door, closed the door silently to prevent sound from reaching inside and not losing the majesty of the First Emperor.
"What's he asking again?"
They talked about the death of the old general Meng Ao, the retirement of Prime Minister Wang Wanyou, the cunning old man Wei Liao, and the suspicion of Wang Jian, the Marquis of Wucheng.
Mi Sui, Meng Wu, Ying Jiang Lu, Wei Zhuang, Liu Bang knew what Ying Cheng was waiting for.
"Hurry, prince, you know the leader here, and you are willing to be the envoy to relieve today's misfortune."
"Master Marquis, you haven't given any orders yet?"
"If the war starts in spring, the winter is over, and all the autumn fat is lost, the Xiongnu war horses are at their strongest. And spring is the time when the Xiongnu grazes, and they eat horse chews to supplement the food for the winter people. The busyness is similar to the autumn harvest in the Central Plains, and the hands are full.
Going out is the most suitable for conquest."
If Ying Chengyu were here, he would praise him as "a true righteous man" and then kill him with one sword.
When I wake up, I feel unbearably thirsty down below, hungry in the middle, and ready to explode above.
"Why aren't there two Your Majesty?"
The two people were facing each other during the conversation, and their questions and answers were not condescending, which made the eighth person, Zhang Han, gnash his teeth and fantasize about how ordinary things were before he sobered up.
Seventy thousand versus eight thousand, with equipment crushing them, there was no doubt that the Huns cavalry was slightly defeated.
"Go and ask the chef to prepare a meal for me, with less meat and some tea soup.
All the Xiongnu who fell into Wang Jian's hands, including men, women, old and young, had their heads cut off. No one could survive.
The king and his ministers laughed. The cuteness of human cubs is far more healing than cats and dogs.
The cursing voice also changed from a solo of a prime man to a septet of prime and elderly people.
It is said that one is drunk from ten jars of wine, but not drunk from ten jars of wine.
After calling the servants to take Xiao Wangli away, the monarch and his ministers began to drink. They pulled the cups, cups, and bottles aside, filled the rice bowls with them, bumped them, and drank them all in one gulp.
Zhang Han's expression changed slightly and he immediately broke through the door and entered.
Cursing:
In the Qi region, many of the feudal lords who were not yet close to the Chu region came to Kuaiji to meet the First Emperor.
Looking back, I realized that there was already wine.
However, at the last moment, my expression suddenly changed and I turned pale with shock.
A moment ago, the water in the Tianhe River turned into water drops. The veteran smashed the wine jar and drank.
"Very sad?"
But who dared Zhang Han to say that the emperor was drunk?
Zhang Hansheng took away the First Emperor, almost dragging him away.
Then he picked up a new jar and drank the water from Tianhe River again!
The Qin army, the governor of Kuaiji County, finally met the First Emperor. The First Emperor was very impressed and gave him 700 gold, ten horses and a pair of broken glass beads on the spot.
He first ran to the toilet to deal with the problem, and then walked back to the room, rubbing his head, thinking about telling the master to ask the chef to deliver the meal as soon as possible.
"Your Majesty ordered: If you want to drink, don't drink! What a shame! I just want to hear that Yin Tong drank to death!"
"Rebellion, rebel, you are a traitor to other tribes!"
"I know it.
Being a general of the First Emperor is extremely lucky!
The head is cut off, so drink too much!
The jar sounded twice more, and the veteran went to get the wine again, but came up empty.
Out of ten jars of wine, the First Emperor drank eight jars, and the remaining jar fell into the belly of the veteran.
He advised the First Emperor to take care of his holy body.