My brother is the most handsome man in the Qin Dynasty Chapter 500: The sun travels by day, the moon sees night, working under the shadow of poisonous insects, and dying when exposed to the light.
Chapter 500: The sun travels by day, the moon sees night, working under the shadow of poisonous insects, and dying when exposed to the light.
Wukong, who had sworn a poisonous oath, heated his hands and said in a deep voice:
"Self-proclaimed king."
The four unaccented characters were like a breeze at first, and they circled around Erxian's ears for half a circle before disappearing.
Zhang Er, who was not thinking deeply, was about to open his mouth to reprimand.
What a bullshit idea you came up with, guard against arrogance and impetuosity, put a head on your neck for now!
Seeing the face of his apprentice who had not disappointed him for ten years, his expression was serious and showed no sign of laughter. He saw his own reflection burning in the sparks in his eyes and realized that his apprentice was serious.
Zhang Er put aside his prejudices, called back the drifting wind, and kept it in his mind for consideration.
He is one of the very few smart people in the world, only for a moment.
The breeze turns into spring thunder, and the sound of the harsh winter is gone!
Zhang Er was dumbfounded, even forgetting his joy. He looked in shock at the disciple who took off his slightly wet tiger clothes and hung them over the brazier to bake.
Chen Yu also reacted quickly and looked at Wukong carefully for a while, with a look of suspicion on his face.
"Are you really not a noble?"
Only nobles can think of this method, no! Only great nobles can think of it!
Infection seemed to be irritated by Chen Yu's obvious discrimination in his heavy tone. Wukong's face looked unhappy and his tone also had an accent.
"My father and mother are both from Shashi Village, and they have no surname!"
The man in tiger clothes is not named Wukong, nor is his family name Wukong, but his name is Wukong.
No surname means no inheritance, and no family name means no outstanding person within three generations.
Wukong, who has a name that is very different from Heifu and Quandan, seems to be a character just by hearing these two words.
In fact, the word "wu" has to be removed. Whether the remaining word "human" can be used for counting depends on whether the noble gentlemen agree.
Eleven years ago, Zhang Er, who was the guest of Lord Xinling, was touring various places to recruit talents for his Lord. He passed by a village called Shashi, a hundred miles away from Daliang City.
I was surprised to find that there were 237 people registered in the village. The oldest old man was fifty-three years old, and there were as many as seven old men over fifty.
The five thousand years of history include Yu, Xia, Shang, Zhou, Qin, Han, Wei, Jin, Sui, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing. Each dynasty and era is named after a dynasty.
There are only two exceptions.
The Eastern Zhou Dynasty was the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and the late Eastern Han Dynasty was the Three Kingdoms Period. Only the former will be discussed here.
I, the Chinese, have always been careful in my choice of words and will not ignore a dynasty without any reason.
Kong Shengren compiled a history book called "Spring and Autumn", which recorded the major events in various countries at that time according to years, seasons, months and days, and recorded the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter.
A copy of "Spring and Autumn" surpassed the first half of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.
The Warring States Period was purely named after the elephant. In the second half of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, the various countries' conquests were either at war or in preparation for war.
Most people in this world have no time to live.
Especially those born in the three warlike countries of Qin, Wei and Zhao.
If you want to live past the age of fifty, you can't do it even if the ancestral graves are smoking. It has to be a fire. A ladle of water is poured on it, and the fire becomes stronger. If it is added with boiling oil, it will jump up and down three feet in all directions.
Zhang Er was immediately interested in the fact that small villages of the size of Shashi could be seen everywhere in the Wei Dynasty. There were eight old people who knew their destiny.
There must be a reason for everything to go wrong, because it often happens to people.
Asking a waiter to go to the village to inquire about the news, Zhang Er closed his eyes and meditated in a carriage protected by two soldiers and twenty warriors with swords on their waists.
Not even half a moment later, he heard a burst of laughter coming from outside, a high-pitched voice that was unique to young people and should only appear in noble mansions in prosperous county towns and should not exist in ordinary people's huts in the countryside.
You can laugh in life, but you can't in life.
Picking up a corner of the car curtain cloth, I saw seven or eight young men of similar age, eleven or twelve years old.
With a bare back, a hemp rope, a fork, and a bow and arrow on his back, he looked like he was going into the mountains to hunt animals.
From a distance, they were arming each other, smiling brightly, patting their chests and threatening to fight a tiger back today.
"A newborn calf is ignorant."
Zhang Er sneered and whispered.
There is a saying among the hunters who live in the mountains, forests and grasslands, hunting goats, elk, digging herbs, and making a living from the mountains and forests, one pig, two tigers and three bears.
The last thing new and old hunters want to encounter are these three beasts.
The reason why wild boars are ranked ahead of tigers and bears is because they are not ranked according to combat effectiveness, but according to the degree of danger after encountering them.
Wild boars are irritable and ferocious in nature. Regardless of whether they have eaten enough or not, they will lunge at people with their two tusks and are extremely cruel.
Tigers and bears are relatively more emotionally stable.
Tigers and bears that have never eaten people and are not hungry will often pull their paws and lick them a few times when they see people.
If you can endure the pain of losing half of your face and don't resist, you will survive when they get bored.
Ranking of combat effectiveness, one tiger, two bears and three pigs.
To hunt a tiger, a forest requires at least a dozen hunters who have lived for at least ten years to dare to attempt it.
None of the fur in the group was fully grown. The cubs who had just passed the age of conscription were not hunting tigers, they were clearly feeding them.
If it had been before, Zhang Er would have put down the curtain long ago and wouldn't bother to look at these piles of tiger dung.
Today, as soon as I heard about the longevity old man and the second time I heard the laughter, my fingers tightened on the curtain.
As we got closer, the figures of the tiger dung became clearer and clearer to Zhang Er's eyes.
As I get older, I can no longer open my eyes to the sun and squint my eyes like when I was young, and my vision becomes a little clearer.
Several teenagers had obvious sunburns on their naked upper bodies, and their ribs and sternum were all clearly defined.
The bodies of rural children are all like this.
Zhang Er felt a little disappointed.
Could it be that these are just a few heartless idiots? What a waste of time! It's an eyesore!
His gaze continued to move downwards, landing on the abdomen that he had transformed from tiger dung into a crotch, and stopped moving.
It's flat, so flat that you can see lumps of muscle, which is very abnormal.
Rural children should have bulging bellies.
Zhang Er didn't know why these untouchables could still have bulging bellies when they didn't have enough to eat even one meal a day, but the fact was that all children had bulging bellies.
If you survive on the battlefield, your stomach will disappear.
Let go and the curtain falls.
The light is blocked.
"Catch them over here."
Talking and laughing were replaced by crying.
Enough wine and plenty of food.
The cups and plates were in a mess, and not a single vegetable leaf was left.
Ying changed a lot and fell in love with wine brewed with a lot of grain.
What remains the same is that he still hates wasting food, and the habit of leaving no meat or vegetables on every plate was brought to Yongcheng from Xianyang.
Now that the meal has been eaten, the banquet should be dismissed.
But Ying Zheng, Zhao Ji, and Afang sat firmly, like three Buddhas who had not yet become popular in the Central Plains.
They were fascinated by the stories told by Ying Chengyu, which were far more exciting than those novels.
No matter how ups and downs the novel has, no matter how soul-stirring the plot, characters, and stories are, they are all false.
But in the story, all the puppets who were unknowingly influenced to do what the pullers behind the scenes wanted were all real people!
Ying Chengwen picked up a chopstick and tapped the indigo glass bowl, causing the three of them to come back to their senses and said warmly:
“The sun travels by day, and the moon sees night.
"Your Majesty is the emperor of the ages. His actions are upright and upright, and no one in heaven or on earth can stop him.
"I can't do it. I'm a poisonous insect. Venomous insects can only do things in the shadows and do small tricks. They will die in the light."
"But before seeing the light..."
The second emperor showed a trace of unconfidence on his face.
"It should be okay? At least it won't disappoint the emperor brother?"