In Los Angeles, in a three-story villa, in the restaurant, under dim lights, a dinner party was going on!
It's just a little bit shabby.
Today's dinner was three portions of fried rice. It was just ordinary beef fried rice. The ordinary ones were just brought back in plain plastic bags.
"Hey, is this premium Wagyu fried rice?"
"At first glance, it seems quite expensive. What a luxurious dinner!"
Shinnosuke, who was lying on the table, looked at the fried rice in Sakata Gintoki's hand with big eyes.
"Hey, this definitely smells like cheap."
"But this is all we can afford now."
Yin Sang, who looked at the fish-eyes, took out three relatively clean bowls from the grid beside the dining table, and directly put the fried rice in the plastic bags.
Now there are only three people in the family who can work, a 5-year-old child, a decadent natural curl, and the eldest lady of the Yun family who is out to experience life.
Cleaning up housework and other matters obviously have nothing to do with these three people. It is obviously impossible to expect these three people to wash the dishes after dinner.
So now I still have clean and usable bowls at home, which is pretty good.
"Ah, it's not wagyu fried rice. Is that a high-end fish dish?!"
Shinnosuke blinked his big shining eyes and looked at Sakata Gintoki expectantly!
"I said it's fried rice, the very ordinary and cheap kind!"
“It’s clearly called beef fried rice, but it turns out there’s not even a single beef nugget in it.”
Sakata Gintoki said while pouring the fried rice in his hand into the bowl.
"Ha, I just said that I really don't have any."
I stirred the fried rice in the mixing bowl with chopsticks. Hey, there really wasn’t even a grain of beef!
But this is normal. Even if Yunying goes out to rob criminals, it is really not easy to find the amount to buy three portions of fried rice based on how much money those gangsters have on them!
"Oh, no matter how you think about it, it's because of Yin Sang that you don't work hard, which is why we are so poor."
"Why would I worry about this kind of thing when I am only 5 years old? I will grow old very quickly."
Shinnosuke's head rested on the dinner plate, and Sakata Gintoki brought him a flat children's dinner plate. To be honest, this was what the landlady had prepared for Shinnosuke when she came over.
The little boy had a sad expression on his face, as if he was feeling sad about something.
"Hey, hey, don't show this expression when you're eating."
"And my little advertisement is ready. The Wanshiwuwu will be opened soon, and I will take you to have a big dinner then."
Sakata Gintoki curled his lips, took out a box from under the dining table, and opened it to reveal a whole box of business cards.
It has Sakata Gintoki's face printed on it, as well as the address of this villa, and there are also a few big characters, Gintoki Everything House!
This is called sharpening the knife and chopping firewood. Do you really think that Yin Sang just lies on the sofa every day?!
Of course this is impossible. Haven’t you seen that all the classic and fashionable business cards exclusive to Gintoki Master House have been printed?
Next, he only needs to send out all these business cards and wait for customers to come to his door. Then he will be out of this poor situation and he can buy more strawberry milk.
"Hahaha!!"
Thinking of this, Sakata Gintoki couldn't help but pick his nostrils, supported the dining table, and showed a crazy smile.
He seemed to have seen those customers waving banknotes, using them in a steady stream. Oh, Yin Sang must be very busy by then.
Sudden!
"Whoosh!!"
A red gun flashed in front of Sakata Gintoki!!
"ha!!"
In the restaurant, Yunying was pointing at the TV with an excited face. To be precise, she was excited looking at the close-up photo of Valon on the screen.
She didn't know what kind of place New York was, but she could clearly hear that it was the bad guy in front of her who destroyed half of New York City.
How vicious. Isn't this the villain she has always been looking forward to?
This is much more interesting than the bandits she fought in the mountains before. As long as she catches this guy, wouldn't Yunying become a famous hero all over the world!!
"Ha ha!!"
Yun Ying was so excited that she couldn't contain her excitement. It had been this girl's dream since she was a child to become a figure like Lady Li, to be famous all over the world, and to have her legend echoed everywhere.
When she was at Dali Temple before, Lao Di was too in charge of her, and would report to her father whenever they disagreed. There were not many thieves in Chang'an City, so it was really boring.
Although she has not been in this world for a long time, Yunying feels that she can make a big difference here.
When the time comes, invite Lao Di, Xiao Fangfang and others over, and let them see what a true female hero is. Let’s see what else they dare to say about me.
"Hmm!!"
Pointing the spear in her hand, Yun Ying could imagine how surprised her father, Uncle Sikong and the others would be when they came.
Oh, by the way, I almost forgot about Master Jin, now my master will be very satisfied.
"I'm going to New York!!"
"I want to become an unparalleled hero!"
However, just when Yunying was thinking about the future.
"Hey, I said..."
A lazy voice came to my ears, and I waited for Yunying to turn around.
I saw Sakata Gintoki's whole body covered in the fried rice, with the silver hair on his head sticking up, and his whole face submerged in the fried rice.
"Oh, oh, I'm sorry."
Yunying stuck out her tongue and put the gun behind her back.
"I know, I'm sorry, but don't play with guns in the house!!"
Sakata Gintoki suddenly raised his head, his face was covered with grains of rice, he was spitting wildly and furious at Yun Ying for his incompetence.
"Ah, to be honest, Gintoki, when can we go to New York?"
Yunying scratched her head in distress and tilted her head so that the ponytail behind her was tilted. She didn't know the road. It would be a long way to New York if she walked.
"I don't know when. Because we have no money and we don't have travel expenses. We even have to make do with dinner."
Sakata Gintoki shook his head helplessly. He didn't want to go to New York. He was tired of seeing the news recently.
And the most important thing is, now that the fight in New York is over, is it too late for this girl to go now?
"Oh, Gintoki, don't be so depressed all the time."
"Cheer up, this girl will definitely make you famous all over the world!"
Yunying clapped her hands with the spear, and was not at all dissipated by Sakata Gintoki's words.
"It's just travel expenses. This girl will always find a solution."
"This little difficulty won't hinder me."
Well, having no money for travel expenses is indeed a problem. After all, being hungry is quite uncomfortable.
Thinking about her, the heroine of the majestic Yun family, she can't keep looking for those criminals. They are just small fish, and it would be a bit of a shame to attack them.
But such little things will never shake my determination to become a heroine!
"I think at the beginning, they all said that Dali Temple was difficult to enter, but I didn't pass the interview with Lao Di easily."
Yun Ying looked proud when she said this. You must know that when she took the Dali Temple exam, except for one score of sixty points, all the other papers were blank.
Moreover, in the interview that others said was the scariest, she only went in and said three sentences.
The first sentence: My dad asked me to come here, saying that this is a place where I can truly become a superhero. Okay, when are we going to catch the bad guys?
The point of this sentence is to catch the bad guys so that the interviewer will know Yunying's determination.
The second sentence: I want to be an unparalleled hero, hoe the strong and help the weak, uphold justice, punish evil and eradicate evil, subjugate tigers and subdue dragons, kill people when others block them, and kill people when Buddha blocks them...
This is a related sentence, which fully reflects the cultural accomplishment of the Yun family heroine!!
The third sentence: My name is Yun Ying, Fengyun Yun, Hongying Qiang Ying, from Chang'an. My specialty is using guns, so when are we going to catch the bad guys?
The third sentence reiterates the theme, showing the determination of the Yunying heroine to punish rape and eradicate evil.
As expected, just three simple sentences made Lao Di realize her excellence!!
So it’s easy to enter Dali Temple!
really.
She is the one who is destined to become an unparalleled hero!
Yunying was filled with emotions.
…
Well, famous all over the world?!
The appeal of this word to Sakata Gintoki is really not as important as the fried rice in his bowl.
"It's over. There's absolutely nothing I can do to eat anymore."
Yin Sang was looking at the fried rice in his bowl with confusion. He had already used it to wash his face.
Can this still be eaten?
"Suck!"
Subconsciously, he licked the rice grains on his face with his tongue.
Suddenly, Yin Sang was stunned!!
"Oh, it's quite delicious to eat like this."
He stuck out his tongue and rolled it around his lips, and the rice grains on his face immediately went into his mouth.
Phew, this unusual way of eating aroused Yinsang’s passion immediately!!
"Fried rice battle, charge!!"
I saw Sakata Gintoki plunge into the sea of fried rice, and his whole face was buried in the bowl!
Snoring, Sakata Gintoki chewed heavily!!
Like a storm, Yin Sang showed his due momentum at this moment, and a third of the fried rice immediately slipped into his mouth, filling his entire mouth.
"Yin Sang!"
Suddenly, a shadow poked out from the side!!
Shinnosuke rested his chin on the table, opened his eyelids with both hands, and the little kid pulled a face and spoke in a sinister, low voice.
"Chew your food carefully. If you eat too fast, you will choke to death~"
"Huh~"
Blow.
Shinnosuke pouted and blew into Sakata Gintoki's ear.
"belch!"
The protrusion stimulated Sakata Gintoki to roll his eyes, and he fell backwards towards the chair. He hammered his chest hard.
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to die..."
"Water, water, water..."
Under the dining table, a box of milk was thrust into Sakata Gintoki's hand.
tons tons tons
Sakata Gintoki drained half the bottle of milk with a long breath, then breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest.
"Finally alive."
"Oh, everyone has already said it."
Shinnosuke twisted his butt and moved closer to Sakata Gintoki, with an embarrassed look on his face.
"You will choke if you eat too fast. Yin-sang, why don't you listen to what others say?"
"Asshole, little devil!!"
Sakata Gintoki stood up immediately, with an extremely fierce expression on his face, and glared viciously at the little kid in front of him.
"I almost choked to death because of who? Don't blow on people while they are eating."
"Also, why are you so shy?"
Sakata Gintoki was so helpless and furious for a moment that he would make this little brat angry to death sooner or later.
"What? You are so old and you still behave like a child. I really can't do anything to you."
"well!!"
Shinnosuke spread his hands and sighed, indicating that he had forgiven the ignorant adult in front of him.
These adults really make children worry.
"Hey, I'm warning you not to show such an expression."
Sakata Gintoki sat back in his seat and looked at the kid next to him with an extremely sinister expression.
"Otherwise I will be rude to you."
"Ha, are you going to do anything to me while I'm in the shower?"
Shinnosuke suddenly covered his body, showing an extremely frightened look.
"No, not really!!"
Sakata Gintoki roared crazily at Shinnosuke, then lowered his head and continued to deal with his fried rice. If he continued to argue with this little brat, he thought he would go crazy.
"Well, Yin Sang, I'll give you something delicious."
However, at this moment, Shinnosuke picked out a piece of green pepper from his plate and threw it into Sakata Gintoki's bowl.
"Asshole, don't give others what you have eaten."
Sakata Gintoki said, dragging the plate in front of Shinnosuke, then poured it all into his own bowl, then picked up his chopsticks and started pouring it into his mouth.
No, not only Shinnosuke's fried rice, but even Yunying's portion was dragged over by Sakata Gintoki and swallowed it in big gulps.
By the time Yunying reacted, the dining table was already empty.
"Alas, didn't I buy three portions of fried rice?"
Yunying pointed at Sakata Gintoki who was leaning on the seat with a surprised expression, her face full of disbelief.
She was just stunned for a while, thinking about the future. She shouldn't have finished eating so quickly, right?
"Ahem, I'm so satisfied."
Sakata Gintoki patted his belly and ate three portions of fried rice, which made this dead man feel refreshed after being hungry all day.
"Well, Yunying, are we going to starve to death?"
Shinnosuke was lazily spread out on the table. He didn't even take a bite. This little kid was just messing around.
"Hmph, can it be that I, Yin Sang, will still starve you all?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Sakata Gintoki, who couldn't even move to eat, took out two bills from behind his butt.
"Let's go eat something delicious!"
“Oh ho, it turns out it’s the private money hidden in the silver mulberry tree!”
This scene looked very familiar, and Shinnosuke immediately became excited!
"Nonsense, this is the result of Yin Sang's hard work. The landlady came here just before."
Sakata Gintoki said proudly, and as soon as these words came out, Shinnosuke's expression changed.
"It's hard, it's rare. Yin Sang, have you finally reached that point?"
The little ghost-headed monk held his cheeks with both hands, showing an expression of extreme surprise.
"Yes, I finally took that step."
Sakata Gintoki's performance was extremely serious. He slapped the banknotes in his hand on the table and said seriously.
Whenever he thinks about his hands, his body, what happened in the afternoon, and the sticky feeling, he feels that he is unclean.