Chapter 708 Wade and Bo Gang, the big farce in Monster Metropolis!
New York ruins.
The underground world of Manhattan, the secret monster metropolis unknown to mankind.
This is not a place that ordinary people can come to, because this is the domain of nightmares, foreign visitors, and legendary monsters.
The tree spirits, werewolves, and even the blood bats in the story are all frequent visitors here.
They are the original inhabitants of this world.
However.
The arrival of Wade Wilson.
A foul-mouthed mercenary, an immortal rotten man, this guy with a stinky smell all over his body is obviously not an ordinary person.
He has an invitation to the underworld of Manhattan, and now he has just brought Yamanoami Go.
"Look, honey."
"What kind of rare thing did we find, Batman?!"
Escape in embarrassment.
"I like it here."
"I forgot, I forgot, it's all because my dear is too enthusiastic about me, after my brain has been digested too many times..."
"To know."
The Mountain Demon, who was enjoying his meal, loudly praised Deadpool, unlike that guy from the Holy Lord.
"A man like me can't help but show off wherever he goes. There's nothing we can do about it."
…
"oh."
Wade had an indifferent tone, waiting for the greetings from the vampires in front of him.
Either killing or being killed, eating or being eaten, this is not a normal thing.
At that time, he put a hand on his temple and dug his fingers into it, showing that he was thinking hard.
"Maybe you should add an honorific and call me Mr. Wade Wilson, or you can just call me Dad."
"Nice meat, this is the most satisfying thing I've eaten since I left this damn hell."
"The first step is to expand the movement."
Besides.
Wade gave up thinking and spread his hands helplessly.
A person as awesome as himself is welcomed wherever he goes. Just look at how happy the little wolf cub next to him is howling.
He held ketchup in one hand and mustard in the other, pouring tons and tons of it into his mouth.
"Wow!"
Wade held up the Mexican hot sauce and hesitated slightly before saying.
"Tell me, what do you want from me?!"
The busiest place on Monster Street was ruined because of Tsuyoshi Yamanami's dining.
In human-wolf form, the werewolf is as big as a calf, but in Bo Gang's little paws, it is as exquisite as a snack.
Wade jumped up.
A few skewers of freshly baked Tyrannosaurus skewers.
"I just know that I am so popular wherever I go."
"I generally don't like to eat raw food unless I'm extremely hungry. Do you want a burrito, honey?!"
"Vampire, is it delicious?!"
What a monster.
Deadpool clapped his hands and looked at Bo Gang's delicious food. He even wanted to light a fire himself and join in for a meal.
The sound of gnashing teeth showed that the vampires were also angry, especially when facing Wade who didn't take them seriously.
At this moment.
There were panicked bats flying in the streets, accompanied by Wade's taunting.
They were wearing suits and ties, and they looked quite gentlemanly.
"How about I squeeze some hot sauce for you and let's try it?!"
There were also some tree spirits, as well as swarms of small insects and beasts in the building, and Bo just started her buffet.
"I haven't been active for a long time. It's warm-up time. Let's get moving with Deadpool's personal trainer!"
Wade jumped up from the ground, looking very happy, as if his memory had been activated.
"You are vampires. I am just a weak human being. Don't mess with me, I am a dangerous person!"
It is a passionate love story between humans and non-humans.
In terms of close combat skills, these vampire messengers are obviously no match for Wade.
Wade sat with his legs crossed on the ruins, feeling no pity at all for the death of these monsters.
"ah."
However.
There is no need to have a good conversation with the vampire, Wade draws his knife and launches a set of death combos that kill without mercy.
But after she escaped from hell, the Holy Lord was thinking about his evil dragon army, and he didn't even prepare a delicious meal.
For Bo Gang, her question is even more straightforward.
"That's enough, that's enough."
Bo Gang grabbed the buildings on both sides and hung up the monster like a tyrannosaurus like a bamboo stick.
"By the way, what was the last time I came to Monster Metropolis?!"
"Why."
Deadpool stood at the center of Monster Avenue with his hands on his hips, looking at the "lively" street, and smiled with satisfaction.
"You see, didn't I remember it quickly?!"
There was a sound like the earth was shaking.
"tasty!!"
He kept talking about brothers and sisters.
He picked up two broken knives from somewhere and used them as his new weapons.
really.
Several werewolves.
"Monster dinosaurs, from which storybook or some ancient lost world?!"
Wow.
Accompanied by the terrifying sound of chewing and Bo Gang's extremely satisfied swallowing sound.
They did not dare to make the slightest move, because their master had given orders to invite the uninvited guests back.
Wade put on a bad face.
"Wade Wilson!!"
"Wade, compared to the useless Holy Lord, the feast you prepared for me is so much better!"
"have no idea."
Wade, like a magician, snatched a stack of noodles from the hands of some monster boss.
"But none of that matters, I think they must taste great."
"Please."
And if there are some minor flaws in the process, such as amnesia caused by excessive brain regeneration, Wade said that these are normal phenomena.
It really made Bo feel hungry and extremely angry just thinking about it, but he's fine now.
"He looks like a dog, but he looks more handsome than me. It's simply unreasonable."
But even so.
The shrill howl of a wolf sounded.
The light of the knife flashed.
Please.
"Oh, calling me by my first name is not a good thing."
It's really abominable.
Ever since he was swallowed by Bo Gang and taken to the gate of hell, Wade hasn't exercised for a long time.
The bats flying back in the sky seemed to have different views.
"Deadpool!"
"Ouch..."
There is also the anger of Go Yamanomanami who dared to go on a killing spree as soon as he showed up in Monster Metropolis.
All he needs to do is cause something to happen, and someone will come to tell Wade what he should do?!
There was nothing that could be done about it, after all, the relationship between him and Bo Gang was extremely pure.
"We are not here to fight. Our master wants to see you. Your nonsense has exceeded the limit of our tolerance."
Although it is naturally incomparable with my previous treasured equipment, it is suitable for me at this moment.
"A variety of different snacks can make me eat enough, my delicious journey, ho ho ho."
This guy who doesn't take things too seriously brings with him mountain demons with huge appetites, and the monster metropolis is completely disrupted by them.
At this point, the hazy mist appeared together with the human form transformed by the bat.
"Oh, vampire!"
At the same time, he was talking nonsense, saying that he wanted to use all monsters as food.
"Look."
"The Mexican monster chef is me, hahaha."
The scary monster under the full moon, but now no matter how hard he struggles, he can only become food in Bo Gang's mouth.
Now that they were eaten by Bo Gang, all I can say is... they did a great job.
Wade used a very bad tone.
At the same time, he drew a knife and chased madly from behind. The insane mercenary became more interested.
Wade doesn't know how to talk to vampires properly, and the garrulous mercenary yells loudly.
"ha."
"Little bat, when I cut off your wings, I will know who your master is."