If there was a choice, Lao Bai didn't want to lie on the operating table. Despite all the instructions, he still missed the first moment when the Chinese team entered the quarterfinals. Schubert was afraid that his excitement would increase his intraocular pressure, so he specifically asked the surgeon to increase the anesthesia.
The amount of medicine ensured that he would sleep until dawn.
In the early morning, Lao Bai woke up to the sound of squirrels eating dried fruits, with only half of his field of vision. As soon as the door rang, sister Xiao Meng walked in with a basin: "Oh, you wake up? Don't move, I'll give it to you."
Wipe your face."
Lao Bai, who was lying down and enjoying himself, actually wanted to say: My legs and feet are fine.
The girl's fingers were very gentle. There was sewing on the right side of Lao Bai's face. He could only try to tilt the other side of his mouth. Just when he wanted to say something private, someone on Leng Buding's right side said: "You can be arrogant when you are injured?
"
Lao Bai was frightened and turned his head. It turned out that it was Wang Ai who was cracking the dried fruits, not a squirrel.
"When did you come?"
"It's been a while."
"Then why don't you say anything?"
"It's not my turn."
Lao Bai couldn't lie down anymore, so he went to the bathroom to wipe his face in front of the mirror. The right side of his face couldn't touch the water and it still hurt. "Will it disfigure my face if I remove this thread?"
Wang Ai's voice, who had read the medical certificate a long time ago, came: "Sister Meng has the final say on whether the face will be disfigured or not."
"Why should she still have the final say? Hiss!"
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
Lao Bai can guarantee that what Wang Ai said is definitely "thin shit"! But now he understands what Wang Ai means. Whether you are disfigured or not is a talking point for the public. What really affects your lover's opinion.
If she thinks you are good, then you are not disfigured. If she thinks you are ruined, then you are disfigured. But right now, Lao Bai is scratching his head in pain and has no intention of teasing Wang Ai.
"Then my muscles won't atrophy after my half-shaded face, right? And my eyes can't be blind, right?"
Wang Ai, who had read the medical certificate a long time ago, said: "It's okay. If you don't work hard, I'll give you the nickname Bai Waizui for free. If you go blind, you'll be a blind man. Let Lao Zhao take care of you from now on."
Attend the Spring Festival Gala.”
"Damn it, you don't have a good word to say. I'm a wounded person!" Lao Bai came out of the room angrily.
"That's cool enough. Relatives only know about other people's work-related injuries. How good you are, the whole country knows about it. Do you know how many people came to see you last night?" With that, Wang Ai handed Lao Bai a digital camera.
Flirting: "Look, last night the ambassador came, the mayor of Tübingen came, all the members of our delegation came, and there were also fan representatives and so on."
"Then why am I like a dead person?"
"Nonsense, you are under anesthesia."
Just as he was talking, the door opened again, and Xu Qinglian came in carrying a lot of breakfast. Bai Guanghai raised one eye, tilted his head and stretched his neck, looking straight at Xu Qinglian who was busy. Wang Ai pressed his hand.
She turned to sister Xiao Meng and said, "Look at your own wife."
Lao Bai let out a breath: "Did you win the game last night? I just remembered it. I thought I was injured in Tubingen Youth. What a mess, if I didn't see Xiao Xu, I wouldn't be able to think about it.
I got up and played in the World Cup... Hey, this anesthetic is so strong that it almost gave me amnesia. Do you win?"
"I don't want to tell you." Wang Ai knocked on the fig and looked at Lao Bai.
"Don't be ridiculous, do you win or not? I, I paid such a heavy price."
"Shh, don't get excited!" Wang Ai quickly put down the dried fruit and waved his hand at Lao Bai: "What is this?"
Lao Bai clicked his little eyes and didn't say anything for a long time. I wore an eye patch on my right side and didn't have any stitches on my left eye. You waved a paw with five fingers. I answered all the wrong questions. You've always been like this.
Lie to me.
"Hey! I get it!" Lao Bai clapped his hands: "You must have won. If you lose, you won't have the time to talk nonsense with me. Phew, it's good if you win, I'm already hungry."
After finishing speaking, Lao Bai stood up and walked to the small dining table. People from Liaoyang came to work in Tubingen, which not only brought more efficient and cheaper environmental sanitation, but also brought Northeastern-style breakfast, big steamed buns with beef fillings. Lao Bai ate half of them in one bite.
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Seeing that Lao Bai was not being entertained, Wang Ai walked to the other side, picked up a fried dumpling and stuffed it into his mouth: "What does winning have to do with you being hungry?"
"It doesn't matter, I just remembered it and said, how many did you win? How many did you win?"
Xu Qinglian was putting down the porridge bowl. Seeing that Wang Ai was teasing him again, she waved her chopsticks to Wang Ai and turned to look at Lao Bai: "Brother Bai, the doctor said you had a vitreous rupture, but the operation was successful. You will be fine in a while."
It won’t affect anything, but remember not to get excited now.”
Lao Bai still respected his younger siblings, and even put down his chopsticks and listened obediently. In fact, if Mr. Wang Ai hadn't been crooked, he would also have respected the doctor. After listening, he felt that it was no different from Schubert's instructions before the operation last night.
So I didn’t take it too seriously: “I understand, don’t worry.”
Wang Ai hit Lao Bai on the wrist with his chopsticks, and glanced at Xu Qinglian: If you hit me, I will hit the wounded!
Xu Qinglian was so angry that she almost choked out her porridge.
"I'm telling you, Lao Bai, don't take it seriously. Your eyeball is just a squirt, just covered with a layer of membrane. There is a crack in the front of your membrane, but the doctor finally patched it up for you (
(Read the fourth tone). If you want to grow up steadily, then nothing will be delayed. But if you get excited, it is equivalent to pinching your eyeballs with your hands. When you are done, snap them and smack the table...
…”
"Shut up... Shut up... okay, okay." Xiao Meng and Xu Qinglian covered Wang Ai's mouth together, not because they were afraid of scaring Lao Bai, but mainly because what they said was too disgusting.
Lao Bai listened this time and grabbed the half-pulled bun without daring to eat it: "Then what if I can't control it?"
"Come, learn from me." Wang Ai said slowly while Xiao Meng and Xiao Xu were alert: "The Tao can be Tao, but it is not Tao. It can be named, but it is not named. Therefore, there is no name. At the beginning of heaven and earth, there is a name.
, the mother of all things…”
The two girls looked at the two men with their eyes closed and nodded solemnly to each other. They suddenly felt that time and space were spinning and one day had changed.
"Brother Dao, what are you trying to do?" Lao Bai asked, squinting his innocent eye.
"The world is unkind and treats all things as spoiled dogs. The universe is endless. There is a small solar system in the inconspicuous Milky Way. On the third tiny planet, there is another ridiculous and crude low-energy game called
Football World Cup. One of the teams from the Pacific West Coast countries entered the quarterfinals for the first time... Don't gasp, what is this? In the vast universe, what is this? There is also a young man who scored three more goals and became the ninth player.
Since the World Cup, he is the first player to score more than eight goals...don't pant, oh, not panting...what is this?"
"Yes, yes, come on, Brother Tao, please eat this bowl of porridge!"
