Benzema is a Frenchman, born lazy and cares about nothing but love.
When he found Wang Ai running into his position, he protested but did not fight for it. Instead, he played as a midfielder and switched positions with Wang Ai.
Zidane put his hands in his pockets and looked at Wang Ai doubtfully. He didn't understand what happened to the Chinese today. But it was a good thing anyway, so he urged others on the sidelines to cooperate.
Around the 20th minute of the second half, Wang Ai, who was being closely guarded, was running around in front of the opponent's goal. Marcelo happened to assist and the two faced each other. Marcelo sent a half-high ball. Wang Ai bent down to throw the ball away.
He hit his head and hit a wonderful "volley" towards the goal from the corner of the penalty area.
Use the head to hit the volley!
In slow motion, Wang Ai combined the momentum of his body, the centrifugal force of turning and the impact force of his head, so that this long-distance header shot had the strength and speed of a kick.
The football hit the goal post and bounced into the goal!
Zidane raised his hands and applauded, and the Ramon Stadium was completely silent.
In the silence of late winter, the news that "Wang Ai's five sons have passed the imperial examination" flooded the Asian Internet!
Wang Ai wanted to continue playing and kept coming in. His opponents had already lost confidence, but he didn't want to be reminded by his teammates that he had been replaced.
He wasn't angry, just a little regretful. After high-fiving Kroos on the sidelines, Zidane hugged him and briefly said two words: "Save your energy, I'll need you in the next game."
Wang Ai's heart was brightened, and he walked to the bench with a cheerful voice. Every teammate stood up and shook hands with him. Everyone on and off the court understood that the team was in poor condition recently, and it was considered that the team had entered a period of fatigue. In such a situation
Whenever Wang Ai can stand up and save the game, it will not make people jealous but only make everyone happy.
That night, everyone did not stay in Seville but took a flight back to Madrid overnight. When Zidane broke up at the airport, he urged everyone to go home and have a good rest and adjust. As La La, who scored another own goal in the final stage of the game,
Moss should be regarded as a representative of poor condition, and because he lost the ball too late, he was unable to score another goal like the previous two times.
As the only Spanish player in Real Madrid's first team, he originally relied on this advantage to become captain, but he ended up making a lot of jokes. You can imagine how he will be laughed at in tomorrow's newspapers.
Of course Wang Ai was satisfied. No matter how picky the fans were, reporters could not criticize him, so he happily returned home and waited for the women's praises.
"Dang, Dang, Dang!" As soon as they entered the door, the lion and the tiger each took a spray bucket and sprayed Wang Ai's head and face with ribbons.
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The little beauty then came forward and brought a bowl of fragrant braised pork!
"So serious?" Wang Ai took the bowl in surprise: "Are there any more?"
The little beauty didn't know what to say at this time, so she just hid it and rolled her eyes: "It's a pot, whoever wants to eat can put it in it."
The guards who came back from Seville with Wang Ai had actually had dinner. They hadn't moved much all the way and were not hungry at all, so no one moved and watched Wang Ai feast on the coffee table in the living room.
Halfway through the meal, Wang Ai looked up in confusion: "What's wrong today? I didn't miss five goals in a single game, right? There are ribbons and braised food?"
Xu Qinglian smiled and said nothing, the lion looked puzzled, Huang Xin opened his eyes wide, and the little beauty sneered: "What? Do you have to let us explain your words clearly and praise you?"
"What?" Wang Ai looked around: "What is it?"
Xu Qinglian still laughed, Huang Xin chuckled, the little beauty curled her lips, and the lion laughed loudly: "My man, you have scored 5 goals in two consecutive league games. This is a world record!"
"Two games? Oh!" Wang Ai suddenly said: "Yes, I also had 5 in the last game I played against Barcelona, haha!"
The guards who went to Seville with Wang Ai also suddenly realized that on this desolate winter night, they witnessed and experienced the birth of another world record. Although it was not very important, it was legendary enough!
One was against the mighty Barcelona who were at their peak, creating the shameful history of Camp Nou, and the other was against the dominant Sevilla when the whole team was in poor condition. This was a super attack power that was one level above others.
The attack power is also terrifyingly stable.
"I'm so good, so this bowl of stew is not enough!" Wang Ai grinned.
"I'll help you apply for the Guinness World Records." Xu Qinglian interrupted with a smile.
Wang Ai raised his head and thought for a moment: "I have a box of that stuff, right? No, I'll change it to something else!"
Huang Xin slapped her in the face: "I said it's useless for you to take the initiative to serve him. You have to wait until he remembers."
The little beauty got up and went to the kitchen and came out with a tray: "Add more vegetables!"
Wang Ai looked at this thing: "What?"
The little beauty lifted the bowl: "Donkey meat sausage!"
"Does this thing also have sausages?" Wang Ai picked up a piece: "Eh? It's delicious. Come and eat it too!"
The little beauty pouted: "I'm a cook!"
Huang Xin greeted the guards: "The restaurant is still there. Let's all try it. If you like it, I'll go back to Chinatown and buy more."
Satisfied with the meal, Wang Ai went to fill up another large bowl of stewed stew and went up to the third floor to taste it slowly. Before eating, he felt that it was not enough and turned on the computer to play the symphony...
"He just likes the combination of earth and foreign taste." Several women drank yogurt and milk and whispered together.
"I said you are so grand today, do you want me to continue playing like this?" Wang Ai glanced at the giggling women and suddenly sighed: "But it's so messy, even if I don't want to participate in the competition at the end of the year, I can't do it.
Don't force me!"
"Then don't eat it?" Xu Qinglian's voice was clear and provocative: "Put down the tachyon and you will be free."
"Why?" Wang Ai picked up a piece of pig lung fiercely: "People die for money and birds die for food. I only live on this little thing!"
"Living like a pig in water, you are really promising." As expected, the little beauty was sarcastic when she got the chance.
Wang Ai sniffed: "But, it's so delicious!"
After a while, Wang Ai went upstairs again and rubbed his hands: "I said, you can't eat the donkey meat tonight for free, right? You have all called me a donkey, right? I will give you a donkey whip today!"
In addition to the little beauty who was going crazy, several other women laughed. Wang Ai also suddenly noticed the language problem. It didn't matter if others scolded him, how could he recognize it? He just tried to cover it up, but in the end he made others dislike him: "Wash up,
It smells like pepper and aniseed!”
When Wang Ai came out, only Huang Xin was left waiting for him.
"The lion and the tiger are on vacation, so I'm the only one left." Huang Xin looked at herself in pity: "You...ah!"
He rushed into the bedroom with Huang Xin in his arms, and found that the little beauty was there too, hiding herself.
