The yellow-flowered girl that Shazhu was going on a blind date with today was named Miao.
He is 19 years old, fair and fair, and about 165cm tall, which is considered a big man.
As for her appearance, she can be considered pretty, but her figure is a bit too plump.
Height is 165cm, weight is also 165cm, just a little more.
Um, it's a bit like a fatter version of Ma Shichun, zoomed in two more times.
She's a lot fatter than Ya's Jia Zhang.
Damn it, isn’t this a fat girl?
This is not the Tang Dynasty, an era where fatness was regarded as beauty. Even in the Tang Dynasty, fatness is not the method of fattening the whole body. In this era, fat people are very rare.
Comrade Silly Zhu was petrified on the spot and couldn't say a word. He had full confidence in Aunt Huang just because he had seen Lou Xiao'e, who was dating Xu Damao on a blind date. Isn't there such a huge gap between people?
Aunt Huang instantly saw Shazhu's dissatisfaction and surprise, but she was also an old man.
"Zhuzi, why are you so dazed? This is Miao Xiuxiu. Her father is the director of a non-staple food factory, and her family's conditions are excellent."
He Yuzhu agreed dumbly: "Ah, oh, please come in, sit down, sit down, I have some food on the stove, you guys sit down first."
Aunt Huang skillfully smoothed things over and praised: "Oh, Zhu Zhu is really a first-class chef. It smells so delicious. Xiu Xiu, this is He Yuzhu, the chef of our steel rolling mill canteen and also the squad leader. His cooking skills are among the best among us."
It is also one of the best in Jiucheng."
"Um."
This Miao Xiuxiu is quite shy.
Aunt Huang managed to get everything right and finally stabilized the situation for the time being.
Very professional and awesome.
But Comrade Silly Zhu is a super strong guy. His conditions are not that good, but his temper is still very high. At this moment, he feels that he has been humiliated. The more he thinks about it, the angrier he becomes. He shovels the pot with a bang.
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He Yuyu happened to be at home today because of the winter vacation. Seeing the scene was a bit too embarrassing, so he took Miao Xiuxiu to her room on the pretext that there was too much oil smoke in the house.
This girl, Miao Xiuxiu, was quite cooperative and followed her.
Seeing He Yuyu pulling the girl away, and looking at the backs of the two of them, Miao Xiuxiu could easily hold the two thin He Yuyu.
Silly Zhu couldn't bear it anymore.
"Aunt Huang, what do you mean? Who are you introducing to me? Isn't this just a big fat man?"
Aunt Huang's face suddenly darkened: "Zhuzi, what are you talking about? This girl is a bit rich, but she has pretty features and is a standard yellow flower girl. She comes from a cadre family, and her conditions are so good. Isn't it more than enough for you?"
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He Yuzhu was so angry that his lungs almost exploded: "Is that rich? Isn't she just a big fat person? Besides, what's wrong with my condition? I'm single and have a formal job. 37.5 yuan a month is not a lot.
Make money, can’t I find a partner?”
Aunt Huang had completely lost her good looks, and said in a cold voice: "He Yuzhu, you are 27 years old this year, and you are a bachelor. You and Qin Huairu still don't know each other. It has been spread all over the place. It's a yellow flower girl from a good family.
Who wants to marry you?"
"Aunt Huang, stop talking and take her away quickly. She looks like a big fat pig standing up. Whoever loves her will want her!"
Silly Zhu was so stimulated that he went berserk. He spoke uncontrollably, and he couldn't even hold back his voice. It was almost like he was shouting.
"Who are you talking about? Do you dare to call me a pig?"
At this time, Miao Xiuxiu suddenly opened the door and walked in. She pointed at He Yuzhu's nose and said aggressively.
At this time, Si Zhu knew that he was in the wrong and did not say anything.
Miao Xiuxiu, however, continued reluctantly: "He Yuzhu, why do you still dislike me? You are a bad cook, you are still a bachelor at the age of 27, and you still look so ugly, fat, and ugly.
I look like I'm 37, what right do you have to dislike me?"
This Miao Xiuxiu spoke clearly and fluently, like a rapid-fire barrage of words.
"Your family is so poor that they don't even have anything. My sister is as hungry as a matchstick. What's wrong with me being fat? Me being fat proves that my family has good conditions and is well fed. You are a stinky cook.
Call me Silly Zhu, I think you are also a big fool, so you should be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"
After saying that, Miao Xiuxiu turned around and pushed open the door and ran out. He Yuyu also tried to pull it, but she staggered due to her slim figure and almost fell down.
This is also a bad temper!
Miao Xiuxiu said she was 19 this year, but she was actually already 20. It wasn't because it was not the Chinese New Year yet, so she deliberately said she was one year younger.
She had been kissed 6 times before, but none of them succeeded. No matter how tactfully the other party declined, the final analysis was because the other party thought she was too fat.
The standards for blind dates have been lowered again and again. When they reach Silu Zhu, they have already reached rock bottom.
Unexpectedly, she was not only disliked by Sha Zhu, but also directly called her a pig. Now Miao Xiuxiu couldn't bear it anymore. In fact, she didn't like Sha Zhu. She was too old, ugly and had a foul mouth. As for doing
The food is delicious, but with her figure, can the family usually be short of food?
Seeing that the situation had turned out like this, Aunt Huang's face fell completely.
"Silly Zhu, if you succeed or fail, you won't be able to open your mouth and spray shit? Isn't this an insult to your character?"
He Yuzhu was scolded by Miao Xiuxiu, and he was so angry that he almost exploded. He waved his hand and chased Aunt Huang: "You should leave quickly, I will never have to introduce anyone to me again."
Aunt Huang was also mad at him: "Silly Zhu, I've never seen you like this. From now on, you're just going to use an eight-carriage sedan to treat me, and I won't introduce anyone to you. Let me see who is around here in the future."
Do you dare to introduce someone to you? Just stay single for the rest of your life!"
The reason why Aunt Huang took over the business today was because the Miao family paid a large sum of money for her matchmaker agency fee.
A total of 20 yuan, an additional 30 yuan for a date, and an additional 50 yuan for a marriage.
This is 100 yuan! She knew that this girl was difficult to deal with, but the money was so attractive! Aunt Huang had the guts to introduce her.
Unexpectedly, she completely overturned with Shazhu today. It is estimated that the Miao family will never let her introduce anyone to anyone in the future. Not to mention losing a lot of money, she has ruined her reputation today.
For a matchmaker, credibility is very important. You can exaggerate but not nonsense. Today, her business has completely turned over and both parties have collapsed. This has a great impact on her professional credibility.
This idiot really doesn't deserve to be a son of a man. He doesn't know what his conditions are. He is picky and spouting shit, which ruins my reputation. Hahaha, I really don't see how he will find a partner in the future.
Provoking a matchmaker is very difficult. They have extensive connections and hang around every day. They can ruin your reputation in a matter of minutes!
Silly Zhu didn't know that the difficulty of finding a partner in Sijiu City would be as high as hell in the future.
At this moment, Si Zhu was having dinner with He Yuyu and the old deaf lady.
After cooking such a large table of delicious dishes, we can’t let it go to waste, right?
The old deaf lady proposed to call the uncle and the aunt, but Silly Zhu disagreed. He couldn't get over this hurdle, especially today. He was so angry that he had no intention of reconciling, and the old lady didn't insist on it.
During this meal, Shazhu was very drunk. Good guy, after he was drunk, he was blaming the sky and the earth!
From the first uncle, Xu Damao, to the second uncle, the third uncle, Qin Huairu and even Du Weiguo, they all scolded them.
Drink two cups of horse urine, and the earth will be his.
Looking at his drunken and useless brother, He Yuyu was helpless.
In the courtyard, the first lady, the third lady, and many other neighbors had already seen Miao Xiuxiu. Even Jia Zhang saw it through the glass.
Everyone closed the door and laughed at Silly Zhu.
The heart is higher than the sky, and life is thinner than paper.
Mrs. Jia Zhang was even more overjoyed and delighted: "Silly Zhu, a deadbeat, cooked so many good dishes, and ended up dating a pig like this! Hahaha, that's right!"
I'm really impressed. She's so fat, but she doesn't feel any pressure when she calls others pigs. Her brain circuit is amazing.
Qin Huairu was a little happy when she saw that Silhu failed to get married, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
She probably had a vague fondness for Sha Zhu. Regardless of the relationship between sucking him up and asking him to support the family, there was still a hint of it. After all, Sha Zhu was really good to her. People are all emotional animals.
Qin Huairu is indeed a very contradictory person, or her maternal nature is too strong. In order to raise children, especially Bangge, she almost gave up everything.
She gave up almost all of her own food, clothing, love, and happiness. In the original work, Sha Zhu also gave up all of these things by Qin Huairu.
The ending was tragic.
Yi Zhonghai has also been paying close attention to the progress of Sha Zhu's blind date. When he saw that Sha Zhu's blind date failed, he breathed a long sigh of relief.
The elder's obsession is to provide for him in old age. Logically speaking, he has savings, a pension, and a wife. I don't understand why he must find someone to provide for him in old age.
Maybe what he cares about is not old age, but death, right? Is there a person who beats flags and throws basins? I don’t understand.
If Shazhu really succeeds in his blind date today, it will become even more difficult to control in the future.
Fortunately, the blind date ended on bad terms. The old man was very satisfied with the result and even took out a bottle of wine and drank a few cups himself.
Silly Zhu is still his most promising candidate for retirement care. He knows the basics, has skills and is easy to control.
In fact, the best candidate in the compound must be Du Weiguo, a standard orphan with a bright future, but Xiao Du is not someone he can covet.
If he dares to have this idea, Du Weiguo will not hesitate to send him an end in advance.
Also returned the famine chapter, and I would like to thank my leader greatly.