This Friday, after Shazhu got off work, he went to the Dongdan vegetable market and bought two big fat chickens. When he got home, he started to tidy them up. He told the neighbors that He Yuyu would go home tomorrow to celebrate her successful graduation from high school.
Make roast chicken for her.
Silly Zhu put out 100% of his skills in cooking the roasted chicken that day, and he also used enough spices.
That scent! It made everyone in the hospital drool and curse.
Jia and Zhang were the worst offenders. Banggen was so greedy that he lay down on the ground, rolling and crying, and Jia Zhang was so greedy that he pointed at the sky and the earth and cursed!
"Silly Zhu, this unscrupulous stinker! He eats so well himself! He deliberately wants to covet our orphans and widowed mothers. He only has the money from a sinister heart to eat so well!"
After scolding a few words, Jia Zhang, who couldn't bear it, pointed the finger at Qin Huairu who was cooking: "Qin Huairu, our family has been eating steamed buns for more than two months. Every meal has no oil star at all.
, do you want to crave me and BangGeng to death?"
Banggeng, who was lying on the ground and rolling around, also quickly added: "Mom! I want to eat meat, I want to eat roast chicken. Can you go and ask Silly Zhu to give me one?"
"Pah! Pah!" Qin Huairu came over and picked him up. She raised her hand and spoke with two big mouths, which made Banggeng's little face turn red.
Qin Huairu said in a stern tone: "Eat, eat, you know how to eat. Look at what score you got in the exam. You are second to last in the class. You still have the nerve to eat. I think you won't go to school next semester."
It’s a waste of money, why don’t you go to the coal factory to pick up cinders!”
Bangge was so aggrieved that he cried and asked: "Mom, why did you hit me? I want to go to school and I want to eat meat. Our classmates all eat meat at home, so they can study well!"
As he spoke, he sat down on the ground again, ready to roll around. Qin Huairu was so angry that his eyelids jumped, and he picked up the rolling pin: "Fart! Get out of here. If you dare to roll on the ground again, I will beat you to death!"
Jia Zhang said sullenly: "Qin Huairu, why are you trying to make a fool of yourself? If you have the ability, go get a chicken. What kind of ability do you have to dominate at home?"
Qin Huairu glanced at her with a sneer, and said mercilessly: "Haha, I'm incompetent, how capable you are, we eat steamed buns every day, but you don't, you've been eating a lot of vegetable and meat dumplings lately.
Let’s eat?”
Jia Zhang explained in a panic: "Qin Huairu, don't talk nonsense!"
Qin Huairu didn't leave any dignity for her now: "Haha, you smell like a restaurant every day. We can't even see any oil stars in our house. Where do you think this smell comes from?"
Jia Zhang was speechless, so she just forced herself to lie: "I, for heaven's sake, have worked hard all my life, what's wrong with eating some dumplings? It's your turn to blame me?"
Qin Huairu sneered and said disdainfully: "Oh, you have worked hard all your life? Forget it, I am too lazy to grind your teeth. You should shut up and stop inking. Just steamed buns and sticks with batter. You can eat what you like. If you don't, you will save money.
Got off."
"You~~"
Since Qin Huairu became a black man, although the external environment in the factory and the courtyard has become more and more severe, she has definitely become frightened inside the family. She has become a serf and sang. Now she is definitely no longer submissive to the Jia Zhang family.
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In fact, Qin Huairu was so greedy that she swallowed hard. When was the last time she ate meat? She couldn't remember. Was it the Chinese New Year? She seemed to have eaten three cabbage and pork dumplings on her 30th day, right?
But now Silly Zhu won't even let her in, let alone give her chicken.
Silly Zhu's renovation of the roast chicken stimulated all the residents of the courtyard, but the reason they said was perfect. His sister He Yuyu graduated from high school. This is indeed a rare and happy event, and it is reasonable to celebrate it.
Moreover, Comrade Silly Zhu also took out one and invited the elder, the aunt, and the old deaf lady to eat together, and he did not eat alone.
When Du Weiguo returned to the courtyard, it was 3 minutes to 9:30. At this time, the smell of roast chicken was still lingering in the courtyard, going straight into his nostrils. Even Du Weiguo swallowed unconsciously, which shows how powerful it was at that time.
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Early on Saturday morning, Si Zhu locked the door and went in to work as usual.
I don’t know if Silly Zhu was too careless, but the lock was not locked, and it just hung on the nose of the lock.
At noon that day, Qin Huairu was serving food at the cafeteria window, and the third lady unexpectedly ran directly to the cafeteria, which was very rare.
The third aunt said angrily: "Qin Huairu, go home quickly and take a look! Your old lady and her boss are dying!"
"Bang!" When Qin Huairu heard this, she was so frightened that she dropped the big spoon in her hand and turned pale.
Qin Huairu asked in disbelief: "Third Madam, what did you say?"
The third aunt finally took a breath at this time: "Your mother-in-law and Banggeng are rolling on the floor with stomachaches. You should go home and have a look. If it's too late, I'm afraid they will be dead!"
After hearing this, Qin Huairu rushed out of the kitchen and ran home in a hurry.
When she ran home panting and opened the door, she was stunned.
Xiao Dang was hiding on the kang holding Sophora japonica and crying, while Jia Zhang and Bang Gang were lying on the ground at this moment, with their bodies curled up, their faces turning blue, foaming at the mouth, and the stench all over their bodies was unbearable.
The smell in the whole house is simply like hell. It can no longer be described as smelly. It can be regarded as a biochemical weapon, which damages people's nerves and brain by stimulating the sense of smell.
Qin Huairu was hit now. Her mother's instinct made her want to rush over and pick up Jia Geng, but as soon as she got close, she turned around and ran out the door and vomited. She didn't even eat in the morning, so she would be sour after vomiting.
water.
Qin Huairu vomited a few times, then turned around and rushed into the house again. This time she finally resisted her nausea and helped Banggeng up.
He asked anxiously: "Banggan, can you hear mom?"
"Mom, my stomach hurts, I'm going to die~" Jia Gong said in a very weak voice.
"Hurry up, help me~" Jia Zhang said as she lay beside her.
Qin Huairu asked angrily: "Why do you suddenly have a stomachache?"
"Chickens, Silhu's chickens are poisonous~" Jia Zhang said hummingly.
But at this time, Qin Huairu didn't care to ask the reason carefully. Saving people was the first priority. She looked at Jia Gong's dying appearance, and her heart was as sharp as a knife.
Qin Huairu turned around and ran out. She happened to meet He Yuyu coming back, and she grabbed He Yuyu.
"Yu Yu, help sister, call for a truck to come. Bang Gang and my mother-in-law are poisoned and will die soon!"
He Yuyu was startled: "Ah? Poisoned? How did you cure it?"
Qin Huairu had no time to grind his teeth with her, and said in a stiff tone: "Hurry up and call a taxi for me, life is at stake!"
"Oh, oh, okay, I'll go right away."
He Yuyu was frightened by her, turned around and ran out.
Qin Huairu ran back into the house at this time, took Xiaodang and Sophora japonica off the kang, walked to the front yard, and handed the children to the third aunt who had just returned.
"Sir, please help me take care of the child for a while. I'll give you money, 2 yuan."
Qin Huairu took out 2 yuan from her pocket and stuffed it into the hands of the third aunt. Joy flashed in the third aunt's eyes. She and Yan Fugui were definitely considered husband and wife, and they were both considered dead.
"Okay, hurry up and read the awesome memes!"
When Qin Huairu returned home, she suppressed her nausea, poured wet towels into Banggeng and Jia Zhang, and roughly cleaned them. She also changed their clothes and helped them sit against the wall. She almost came close several times.
Vomited again.
At this time, He Yuyu happened to bring a boss over. As soon as he walked to the door of her house, he was immediately vomited before he could even walk in!
"Sister Qin, what is your home? Wow!"
The boss didn't vomit, he had seen big scenes, but his face was livid and he was holding back.
"Aren't you fucking bitches? I can't do this job?"
The boss cursed and turned around to leave, but was stopped by Qin Huairu, who had quick eyes and quick hands.
"Master, please, I have changed them into clean clothes. They are poisoned. This is two lives! You are saving people's lives and making thousands of families live in Buddhahood. I will give you the money and send them to the hospital."
The Rolling Mill Hospital is very close, I'll give you 5 yuan!"
When the boss heard this, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! Seeing that it's not easy for you and it's a matter of life and death, I'll help you today."
"Thank you, master, thank you!"
The boss had obviously seen big scenes. He suppressed his nausea and carried Jia Zhang, who was like a fat pig, onto the cart. Qin Huairu went home, took out the money, picked up the stick on her back, and chased her out.
After finally arriving at the hospital, under the extremely disgusted eyes of all the doctors and nurses, they were given a diagnosis. It was not poisoning, but acute dysentery caused by eating too much croton. Jia Zhang's case was especially serious. At this time, they were already in dehydration shock.
Prescribing medicines and infusions, because their bodies were full of stench and filthy, the nurse comrades did not allow them to enter the ward, so they lay on the benches in the corridor for infusions. Moreover, Qin Huairu had to be responsible for cleaning the benches and corridors.
After struggling all night, the diarrhea finally stopped. Qin Jingru came over and Qin Huairu could barely breathe.
Throughout the afternoon, Qin Huairu listened to Banggeng's explanation of the reasons intermittently while cleaning up the mess. She now understood everything. It was Silly Zhu who did it. He deliberately left the door unlocked when he went to work this morning, and even left one behind.
Croton flour chicken.
Jia Zhang discovered this situation when she went out to use the toilet and informed Banggeng.
Naturally, the Siheyuan Pirate Saint would not let go of such a God-given opportunity, so after he succeeded, he divided the spoils with Jia Zhang on the spot. Poor Xiaodang and Sophora japonica didn't even have a bite to share and both cried. Jia Zhang said fiercely
, you are just two losers, you are not qualified to eat chicken.
Fortunately, I didn't eat a bite.
A whole big fat chicken, Jia Zhang and Banggan both ate it like a whirlwind. There were not even any chicken bones left. Silly Zhu trimmed and crisped all the bones. As a result, within an hour, it was all gone.
It's done right away.
The effect is so powerful that I don't even have time to go to the toilet.
"Si Zhu, you are so cruel, you are trying to poison our whole family to death!" Qin Huairu said quietly.
The small building heard the wind and rain last night and missed the time to get up early, so the update was a little late.