Chen Erdan was so angry by Du Weiguo that he almost pushed him in the face. His old face turned red and he cursed angrily:
"Du Weiguo, you bastard, you are not a good person at all, you are pretending to be a good person!"
Du Weiguo laughed loudly: "Hahaha, Chen Erdan, your nickname is really good, very majestic! It sounds much better than Dahu. Dahu sounds very cool when you hear it. Erdan is good, it sounds so mellow.
Ah! And it’s extremely suggestive.”
Du Weiguo, a corrupt thief, is not ambiguous at all. How can a man with a strong mouth live in vain?
Hahahahaha!
Wang Yang and Gou Shengzi were laughing so much that they could no longer stand. Du Weiguo's last suggestion could be understood by any man. Although it was not very harmful, it was extremely insulting.
Chen Erdan was so angry that the veins on his forehead were popping out, but he could only be helpless and furious. He roared in a low voice:
"Du Weiguo, you bastard, if you ever call me Chen Erdan again, I'm not done with you."
Hahaha! Men's happiness is sometimes so childish and simple.
While we were joking and joking, the food was ready.
Due to the prestige of two boxes of Chinese cigarettes and the fact that Du Weiguo usually brushes his face a bit, 10 meat dishes filled 16 large lunch boxes. This number of dishes was at least half more than usual, and there was a twist.
The four of them carried their lunch boxes in their net bags, got on the bike, and roared away together. They kept bickering along the way, as cheerfully as a group of dogs letting loose.
This is indeed the case. You will find that if it is just a group of gentlemen playing together, the atmosphere at the scene will be very joyful. Sometimes even at a small point or thing, everyone can laugh unscrupulously.
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But once a woman is present, especially a beautiful woman, the atmosphere changes immediately. Everyone has to be more or less reserved and act a bit like an actor.
Du Weiguo likes this pure feeling very much, the happy time of brothers and sisters together!
While everyone was chatting and laughing, they arrived at Hao Shanhe's house. Bart was also a hard worker. The east wing had been simply tidied up at this moment. The kang was burning hot. The dining table and other items were moved over, and everything was ready.
Although the north room of Old Hao Tou's house is more spacious and more decent, the room in the east wing has a kang. After it is burned, the temperature in the room is much better. Isn't that what drinking in winter is for the heat?
Hao Shanhe was holding Hao Xiaohei, squinting his eyes and sitting there with a smile. Hao Xiaohei, a small colored cat, stared at the big round eyes and looked at the five big and three thick two-legged cats in the room, but found no scent.
The soft-smelling Comrade Yang Caiyu drooped his head again out of boredom, not even raising his eyelids.
Hao Shanhe had also met Chen Dahu several times in Fengtian City, and they even drank together once. They were considered old friends. Old Hao Tou was smiling all over his face, and he opened his mouth to hurt Du Weiguo:
"I said, you hozen, you are becoming more and more scheming now. Why don't you treat me to a drink and come to my house to set up a banquet? You want my old man to clean up the mess for you, right?"
Du Weiguo said shamelessly: "Slander, Uncle Hao, you are slandering us. We have come all the way with good wine and food to bring warmth to you, a lonely old man! You still don't appreciate it. You asked me and Chen Er
How shameful is the friendship between Dan and Comrade!"
Chen Erdan was standing aside watching the fun with great interest when he was suddenly attacked by Du Weiguo. His face suddenly fell. Wang Yang and Gou Shengzi burst into laughter. They both laughed all the way.
Hao Shanhe took one look at Chen Erdan's face and understood instantly. The old hermaphrodite made up for it instantly:
"Oh, Erdan, this name is quite domineering! It's concise and concise, and speaks directly from the heart. It's awesome!"
After saying this, Old Hao Tou couldn't help but burst into laughter. The connotation was so funny.
Hahaha!
This time even Du Weiguo couldn't help it. Except for the honest Bart and the red-faced Comrade Chen Erdan, everyone in the room couldn't help laughing.
Gou Shengzi laughed so much that he squatted on the ground. It was the first time that he saw his second uncle being hurt like this by others, and he couldn't help but feel resentful.
Chen Dahu was so angry that his teeth were itching, and he said bitterly:
"Du Weiguo, you bastard who doesn't deserve to be the son of a man, stop talking nonsense and let's meet directly at the wine table. If I don't drink you down today, I will take your surname from now on!"
Du Weiguo reluctantly stopped laughing. He smashed his mouth and said in a low voice:
Chen Dahu's eyes were red with anger. He was just about to curse, but suddenly Bart, this fool, let out a deafening laugh, which was like thunder, shaking the windows!
Damn, everyone was shocked by him. Hao Xiaohei was so frightened that his hair exploded. He almost jumped up and gave him a paw.
It turned out that Wang Yang had just quietly explained to Bart the origin and association of this douchebag.
Bart, this idiot, didn't realize it until now and laughed wildly. This brain reflex arc is really scary!
In such a joyful atmosphere, everyone was on the table. There were 14 boxes of vegetables bought by the restaurant, plus peanuts, chili sauce, pickles and other things sponsored by Old Haotou, and a large table was filled with them.
It almost overflowed the table, and the most terrifying wine!
Bart is a fool, he is a solid person, Du Weiguo gave him a total of 20 yuan and a drink ticket, but he didn't keep a penny, so he bought the whole drink.
The 5-year-old Fenjiu was priced at 1 yuan and 50 cents per bottle, and he paid 1 yuan himself. At this moment, a total of 14 bottles of 52-proof liquor were neatly placed beside the fire pit like cannonballs.
It's a bit daunting, you know, there are only 6 people at the table, this is really a death round!
With Du Weiguo's current physical fitness, he asks for it. For a high-quality liquor like this, 2 kilograms is enough for him. If it's 2 and a half kilograms, he will definitely be drunk. 3 kilograms is probably his limit, and there is a high probability that he will be broken.
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Du Weiguo swallowed secretly. He felt a little guilty. Looking at Chen Erdan and Gou Shengzi in front of him, they looked eager to try. Could it be that these two uncles and nephews were super wine gods who could never get drunk even after a thousand cups of wine?
Logically speaking, it shouldn't be the case. Bart, a bear, has a good drinking capacity. He can drink at least 2 kilograms. Wang Yang can also figure out how much more than one kilogram is, plus his own 2 kilograms. Anyway, he has Old Hao Tou to support him.
, just do it and it’s done.
Before starting to drink, Chen Dahu first took out the gifts he had brought for Du Weiguo. They were all not too valuable but very precious things.
A large wolf skin and a roe deer skin mattress. These two leather mattresses are authentic Northeastern specialties and are the best items to keep warm in winter.
In fact, he also brought gifts to Bart, Wang Yang and Lao Hao. Each of them had a lynx leather hat, which he had already given to them yesterday.
Chen Dahu said that this wolf-skin mattress was very beneficial to people who had suffered gunshot wounds. It would keep out the cold and evil spirits in winter. He considered that Du Weiguo was seriously injured this spring and might be miserable this winter. This was definitely a sign of sincerity.
Du Weiguo didn't even refuse at all, and happily took the gift from Gou Shengzi. He had always held this thing.
Du Weiguo shook off the big wolf skin in front of Chen Dahu. What a big wolf! After unfolding the skin, it was 1.5 meters long and almost 1.4 meters wide. The entire coat was already white. It can be seen that this
He is an extremely majestic wolf, maybe even the wolf king.
Everyone saw this and praised him.
"Hey! It's such a good piece of leather. It looks like it must be at least 15 years old!" Bart is from Mongolia, and he knows a lot about the quality of leather goods.
When Hao Xiaohei saw the wolf skin, he was immediately frightened. He jumped out of Hao Shanhe's arms with a swish, arched his back, all the hair on his body stood up, and roared threateningly.
Du Weiguo couldn't help but smile when he saw how pretentious it was, and gently shook his wolf skin at it. Hao Xiaohei immediately swooped up to the kang and hid in the corner. As expected, this cowardly cat was not only lustful but greedy.
Useless.
Du Weiguo rolled up the wolf skin, put it directly on the kang, and said carelessly:
"Brother Tiger, thank you very much. You are considerate. Uncle Hao, I will keep this wolf skin for you, and I will keep the rest of the roe deer skin mattress for the jade collectors."
He divided his gifts in front of Chen Dahu. Hao Shanhe smiled and refused politely. Chen Dahu didn't even say a word. He had no objection to this. He just waved his hand impatiently and said:
"Okay, don't be ridiculous. The dishes are almost cold and the wine is already hot. Let's start cooking!"
Du Weiguo said angrily: "Come on, let's get started!"
When writing this chapter, Big Dog felt a little emotional. It had been a long time since he had a good gathering with his friends, and the world of adults was getting more and more lonely.
The recent chapters are not good, I admit, because I revised the draft, otherwise, the whole book would be gone.