Chapter 312 What's Wrong? You Can Pull Golden Shit!
Chapter 312 What? You know how to poop gold!
After Du Weiguo got up the next morning, he felt a little uncomfortable and a burning sensation in his stomach.
It must be because he drank last night. After all, he just has a good physique and is not really made of steel. Moreover, he doesn't want to eat sesame seed cakes today. He wants to eat something hot and soupy.
He raised his hand and glanced at his watch. It was only half past six. Fox Eyes shouldn't go to have breakfast so early. Du Weiguo felt his appetite burning more and more at this moment. He brushed his teeth in a hurry, put on his coat and went out.
I rode to the breakfast shop. It was only 6:45, and sure enough, Moran hadn't arrived yet.
Du Weiguo ordered a bowl of vegetable and meat dumplings, a bowl of tofu curd, an egg, and two vegetarian steamed buns, and found a quiet corner to enjoy his sumptuous breakfast.
When the dumplings are in soup, add some pepper, chili oil, and vinegar, and they immediately turn into sour soup dumplings. You can eat the dumplings with the soup, and eh! They are so delicious.
The burning feeling in the stomach was instantly soothed. It is indeed the smoke and fire in the world, which is the most soothing to the human heart!
No matter how awesome you are, no matter what extraordinary abilities you have, you are still just a mortal.
No one should install lights! We all have to eat, drink, and have diarrhea, and we can’t escape tea, rice, oil, and salt. Eating is always the most enjoyable and important thing in life.
Du Weiguo was thinking wildly while lowering his head and enjoying the food. He didn't even pay attention to what was going on around him today.
Even if the sky falls apart and the world is destroyed, I will just concentrate on cooking and do whatever I want to do with other things, regardless of my attitude.
Suddenly, a pleasant smell, like musk and incense, hit your nostrils, and the aroma hit you before you even arrived.
There was no need to ask, it must have been Fox Eyes coming over. Du Weiguo frowned in disgust at such a strong scent.
Mentality determines the state. Du Weiguo is now particularly disgusted with Mo Lan. He can't even hide his expression. He hates her so much. He is now disgusted with everything about her, including the smell of her perfume, which actually smells pretty good.
Mo Lan hadn't eaten yet. She was quite happy when she saw that Du Weiguo had come to eat so early today. She came over and wanted to say hello first.
As a result, as soon as she walked up to him, she saw Du Weiguo frowning with a look of boredom and impatience on his face. Mo Lan couldn't stand it anymore and his mentality completely exploded.
"Du Weiguo, what's your expression? Am I so annoying?"
Du Weiguo just raised his eyelids and glanced at her. Even though he said hello, he didn't even bother to say a word.
Such a negligent attitude is simply a powerful taunt, not very harmful, but extremely insulting.
Mo Lan was furious in an instant. She sat directly opposite Du Weiguo, her eyes were red, and she stared like a fighting cock, but Du Weiguo still wolfed down the food heartlessly, not even looking at her.
"Du Weiguo, don't you have the basic courtesy? Colleagues should say hello to each other, right?"
Moran stared at Du Weiguo, wishing he could just put the damn tofu brain on his head.
"morning!"
Du Weiguo looked up at her expressionlessly, chewed the bun in his mouth, and said one word vaguely.
Then he lowered his head and accelerated his swallowing speed. Then he picked up the remaining half bowl of tofu and swallowed it in big gulps. He didn't pay any attention to his eating habits and finished it in a few gulps.
Because Du Weiguo ate so hard, he choked so much that he patted his chest twice and let out a long belch, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he put the remaining boiled egg that he had not eaten directly into his pocket, stood up and said:
"goodbye!"
He turned around and left without any hesitation, not even willing to stay for one more second, as if Moran was the god of plague, avoiding him like a snake or a scorpion.
Mo Lan was stunned by Du Weiguo. She sat there with red circles under her eyes. She had lived for 26 years, not to mention that she had always been surrounded by stars, but this was the first time she had met someone who was disliked by a man like this.
situation, and he is a man she likes.
This was so unbearable that she stood up suddenly, picked up her handbag and chased him out.
When Moran chased out the door, she saw Du Weiguo locking the car, and she shouted: "Du Weiguo!"
Du Weiguo looked back at her, his eyes full of disgust and disdain. He lifted up his coat and got into the car without any intention of talking, and was ready to leave.
Moran was probably so anxious that he didn't even care about exposing his skills. He rushed to the back of Du Weiguo's car and reached out to grab his back seat.
Du Weiguo instantly felt the back seat sinking. Fortunately, he didn't kick hard after all. Otherwise, with his explosive power, Moran would have fallen flat on his face. He had no skills at all. In front of the absolute power, everything was
Just floating clouds.
Du Weiguo stopped, took out the car with his feet, frowned, and looked at Molan with cold eyes, while Molan stood in front of his car and looked at him without any sign of weakness.
"Du Weiguo, what do you mean? You look so disdainful and disgusted. Didn't I just go to Yanda to meet your partner? Is that the case for you?"
At this moment, Du Weiguo's brows frowned even more tightly, and his two beautiful sword eyebrows seemed as sharp as swords, piercing directly into Mo Lan's heart, and his voice was extremely cold:
"Mo Lan, are you admitting that you came to Yanda to block us on purpose?"
Moran scratched his neck and stared:
"I admit it, what's wrong? Du Weiguo, I just blocked you. Did I break some royal law or someone else's regulations?"
Du Weiguo glanced at her with disgust, and his voice was as cold as ice:
"No, but I also have the right to hate you, don't I? Please get out of the way, good dogs don't block the way!"
"Du Weiguo, you scolded me! You actually scolded me?"
Du Weiguo sneered and looked at her as if she were looking stupid:
"I said, are you really sick? If you are sick, you should get treated quickly. Am I your dad? I still have to pamper you?
Where does your sense of superiority come from? You have stayed abroad for several years, eaten foreign bread for two years, and drank foreign ink for several years. What the hell? Now you can poop gold!
You can’t even beat or scold you? Everyone has to pamper you? Who can you find who is really pampering you? Look at your virtue!”
Du Weiguo, the king of bitches, was full of fire. After he finished spraying, before Mo Lan could say anything, he rudely pulled her arm with his hand.
Caught off guard, he pushed her so hard that she almost fell down.
"Step aside!"
Following Du Weiguo's movements and sounds, Moran naturally gave up his position, and Du Weiguo rode away without even looking back.
Mo Lan was really stupid. She didn't expect that Du Weiguo had not only scolded her, but also used such unpleasant language. He even pushed her directly without even a trace of politeness or affection.
The disgust that Du Weiguo just expressed through his words and actions was so strong that he couldn't even hide it. He was really disgusted with himself.
Moran shed tears. She had not cried so sincerely for more than eight years. She felt that it was so unexpected and wronged. She had never experienced such humiliation in her life.
"Du Weiguo, you bastard bastard, I, Mo Lan, will definitely take revenge on you. I will make you obey me and love me until you go crazy! I swear!"
Moran stood there, wiped his tears fiercely, and swore in his heart.
She is considered a complete loser. Once a woman secretly makes such a seductress vow, it means that she herself has been completely ruined.
Du Weiguo doesn't care about her, she loves her! What the hell are you doing?
I really don’t like you. Didn’t Old Haotou say last night? I want to treat you like an animal, like a dog, just don’t treat you like a human being.
Damn, you are just a dog in my eyes now. Why the hell should I give you a good look?
If Hao Shanhe knew that Du Weiguo had so shamelessly distorted his meaning, he would have been so angry that he vomited three liters of blood on the spot!
Damn it, I'm talking about the enemy mentality. This is a metaphor. I don't want you to treat her like a dog.