Chapter 439 New jokes on the Internet (please subscribe)
"Catalogue of National Science and Technology Progress Award Winning Projects (General Projects)"
Then there is the screenshot, in which, in column 73, it clearly says——
Project number: J-234-2-01.
Technical establishment and application of minimally invasive fracture internal fixation devices in trauma surgery.
Main contributors: Zhou Cheng, Zeng Diwei, Luo Yun, Yang Yifeng, Landscape Star...
The Affiliated Hospital of Xiangnan University; The Ninth Affiliated Hospital of Shanghai Jiaotong University, Xiangnan University, Shanghai Jiaotong University...
Nominator, Ministry of Science and Technology.
Very official, very formal, there is no other special introduction. And it is just a small section in a long list.
But, this also represents a message.
Because this screenshot was not only posted on the official page of China's highest science and technology awards office, it was also reprinted by the Ministry of Science and Technology, Hua Xia Daily, Huaguo News, etc.
It has no special message, but it sends such a signal to everyone.
Zhou Cheng is now the second-class winner of the National Science and Technology Progress Award, and the nominated project was also mainly completed by him.
How many Ph.D.s are graduated every year? Across the country, there are not even 10,000 but several thousand, but how many second-class awards for scientific and technological progress are there?
How many projects are nominated each year? How many will eventually win the award?
Is there anyone who has so much energy to let these units wash the floor?
This is impossible!
So, as soon as this announcement came out, all the short video platforms panicked.
The largest official media outlets have all taken action. The short video platform, which was originally just trying to gain traffic and popularity, first conducted a self-examination.
Anyway, as long as words related to Zhou Cheng are mentioned, they will be banned first and then unblocked.
Otherwise, if you are named and criticized again, it will not only be a matter of fines, but it is even unknown whether the short video platform can continue to exist.
If you order rectification, in this era where traffic is king, if you come out after a while, who will know who you are?
There was silence in the office.
Because of this matter, Lei Zhong, as the dean, didn't even know about it. Logically speaking, generally speaking, if there are any projects in his unit, they can be nominated for the National Science and Technology Progress Award.
It will definitely be publicized in the hospital's in-house news in advance to increase its popularity.
However, there was no news at all before.
Of course, Lei Zhong is not saying that this is not good, but the nominee is not the Science and Technology Department of Hunan Province, but directly the Ministry of Science and Technology.
So he doesn't need to know.
Lei Zhong's face twitched slightly and he licked his lips awkwardly a few times: "This is a good thing. We should congratulate our Comrade Xiao Zhou, right?"
As long as a university has one or two National Science and Technology Progress Awards, it is considered extremely impressive, and there must be hundreds of professors in a university.
The gold content is quite high.
Then in the conference room, all previous topics were shelved, and everyone started applauding, turning it into a celebration party.
Ding Changle looked at Zhou Cheng, who immediately understood and explained: "Dean Lei, as well as all the directors, I didn't know about this matter in advance. If I knew about it, I would definitely not know about it and not report it."
This time, not only was he affected, but the hospital and the school were also affected. Therefore, it was impossible for Zhou Cheng to act like he was the best in the world and did not need to discuss with anyone.
Lei Zhong said: "It's a good thing to win the award. Now we can go and deal with it."
Although the Science and Technology Progress Award is only the second prize, the weight it represents is a gold content recognized by the country in all projects, and it means that you have made enough outstanding contributions.
Moreover, the subject that Zhou Cheng has done before is indeed affordable. It has the only mature minimally invasive fracture surgery method in the world, as well as patented carriers such as internal fixation devices.
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People's Daily and CCTV news are both real-time tweets.
It also has its own short video public account, and has registered accounts on major video websites, which can push video news.
I don’t know if I was deliberately trying to gain popularity and traffic, so I was scrolling through the photos in the video.
Zhou Cheng was on the first page and took the brunt of it, but also stopped for a little more.
In addition, some videos that were very popular in the past disappeared one after another, and some people immediately noticed this.
There are not a few fans who pay attention to the news, and after the official media came to an end, many self-media also reprinted it one after another, or reprinted it without fear of being slapped in the face.
Some self-media commentators who had no time to gain traffic before have also begun to express their emotions.
"Some time ago, there was a very popular joke on the Internet, which everyone should be familiar with."
"That's what a student from a certain junior college said, if I can win the Nobel Prize, can I keep my junior college and get a bachelor's degree?"
"Then this joke was misappropriated in many places. I won the Nobel Prize. Can I keep my research?"
"Smart netizens naturally know that this is a joke, but in reality, similar things happen."
"Some time ago, during the bombing in Shanghai, a certain doctor stepped forward and rescued several people, but was insinuated that he was trying to clean up the incident at the Second Affiliated Hospital of Shonan University."
"Then someone else broke the news that there were many problems with this doctor's academic background. But as things developed, it was indeed discovered that this doctor's background was very problematic."
"Not only does he have excellent medical skills and is able to step forward at critical moments, he also has strong scientific research capabilities."
"Everyone knows about fractures, right? Everyone knows that fractures require surgery, and you must have seen the long scars after fracture surgery."
"But everyone must not be familiar with minimally invasive fractures, right? The concept of minimally invasive fractures was not first proposed by our country, but the mature minimally invasive fracture surgeries and internal fixation devices are a patent unique to our country.
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"The scar left after this fracture operation is very small and almost invisible. It has become a popular trend on the Internet before, and everyone's guess is good."
"This minimally invasive fracture surgery and internal fixation device were invented by Dr. Zhou, who previously rescued people in Shanghai."
"Nowadays, this fracture treatment concept and equipment has not only been widely popularized in China, but has brought many benefits to fracture patients. It is also popular overseas."
"According to data reports, the export quota of medical devices related to minimally invasive fractures exported by my country last year was as high as more than 9 billion."
"This is the first time that our country has such a large export share in the medical and health industry..."
This was a comment made by one person, which caused a lot of people to shout 666.
Some people also said sorry in the comment area, saying that they had misunderstood something before.
Immediately afterwards, someone began to popularize the value of the second prize of the National Science and Technology Progress Award.
"Our country's annual project and scientific research expenditures exceed 100 billion, but the number of scientific research results that can be achieved is very few."
"It can be said that those who can enter the National Science and Technology Progress Award are new breakthroughs and new discoveries in the industry, leading to world-class discoveries or innovations."
"This is not comparable to publishing a few journals or writing a paper."
"With patents, it also needs to be divided into whether there is an actual patent carrier and whether it can create economic value."
"Currently, most patents are noun patents without special carriers."
"Our country has proposed a long time ago that talents should be promoted in an exceptional way, with ability being the most important. Whether it is a master's degree or a doctorate, they are actually graduate students.",
"The postgraduate stage is the process of learning how to do scientific research. This should be a learning stage and should not be used as an indicator of the final learning outcome."
"It is definitely not possible to rely solely on academic qualifications. Those who can enter the National Science and Technology Progress Award are well-known experts and professors. In front of them, they should be leading scientific research."
"So, at this time, holding on to the academic qualifications of these people may be a bit of a waste of time."
"Furthermore, due to the factors of the times, many experts and professors have no doctoral level study experience. Should they be dismissed?"
“my country’s management regulations for the special award of doctorate degrees also point out that if there are major scientific research breakthroughs or scientific research contributors, special awards can be granted..."
"So, reality gives us the answer. If you really win the Nobel Prize, you can not only upgrade to a bachelor's degree, but you don't even need academic qualifications and learning processes. You can directly become an expert and professor."
"..."
Dean Lei Zhong of the Shonan University Affiliated Hospital and the chief of the Publicity Department also met with the reporter friends for the interview.
However, this time it was supposed to be an aggressive meeting, but it was changed into an interview meeting, mainly to talk about the hospital's feelings about Dr. Zhou's award.
In fact, if we conduct interviews now, the gimmick is not enough. It is not as newsworthy as before when we were just doing nothing.
But there is no other way. If you want to ask some irrelevant questions at this time, aren't you just looking for trouble?
The Ministry of Science and Technology takes the lead and nominates Zhou Cheng to be awarded this thing, which represents a kind of rumor. If you want to compete, isn't that the opposite?
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Zhou Cheng did not show up at the meeting because he received a call from Gu Huo: "Dr. Zhou, I'm sorry to have caused you some trouble. It's because our work was not meticulous enough."
"The main reason is that we have been a little busy recently, so we didn't take care of it. But fortunately, a colleague from the Science and Technology Department called me and mentioned this matter."
"So we made a temporary decision on this change, and the Ministry of Science and Technology took the lead temporarily and put you in."
"Originally, according to our plan, Dr. Zhou, it would be better for you not to appear in the awards for the time being. Dr. Zhou, you must know the specific reason, right?" Gu Huo apologized to Zhou Cheng.
"Teacher Gu, you are serious. In fact, I didn't know that I would get into so much trouble. I happened to be there at the time." Zhou Cheng naturally did not dare to say that the other party was wrong.
Gu Huo couldn't keep an eye on him all the time. He definitely had a lot of things to deal with at the moment, including facing some shocks from abroad, the aftermath of previous incidents, etc.
"That's not what you said, Doctor Zhou. Your essence and starting point of saving people must be correct."
"Mainly because in the current self-media era, traffic will impact some people's attention, so the points of attention are becoming more and more unique."
"Such a curiosity will lead to many things." Gu Huo explained to Zhou Cheng and continued:
"Although I don't want something like this to happen, I still hope that Dr. Zhou you will not be coldhearted. If you encounter a similar person, you should save him or her. No matter what the subsequent consequences, someone will take responsibility for you."
Ordinary people will not take action if they don't take action, but Zhou Cheng is different. His professional ability is top-notch.
If Zhou Cheng takes action, his life is basically saved.
"Teacher Gu, you misunderstood me again." Zhou Cheng explained.
"It doesn't matter, Dr. Zhou, that's what I think. Your current file is with us. I'll call the person in charge of the Health Commission of Hunan Province."
"I want to see if they can handle the implementation of your work well. If they can't handle it well, do you want me to apply for someone else to handle it?"
"I heard that you were temporarily suspended. Is there such a thing?" Not many people know Zhou Cheng, and the one who has direct contact with Zhou Cheng is Gu Huo.
Therefore, if Gu Huo does not handle it personally, others may not be able to help Zhou Cheng and recognize his favor.
Gu Huo originally thought that Zhou Cheng's files were placed in the National Health Commission, which was a very high attitude in itself. It should be easy to go to Hunan Province just to show off his work.
But now?
There are people stumbling upon you from behind. Isn’t this nonsense?
Gu Huo still didn't believe that the quality of the nation had dropped to such a low level, and Zhou Cheng had encountered so many weirdos in a short period of time!
Zhou Cheng didn't reply, just smiled awkwardly.
"Doctor Zhou, don't worry, you will be able to return to work normally by tomorrow at the latest."
"Also, Doctor Zhou, look, if you are applying for this year's project, have you applied through the formal application, or should you apply for the Youth Fund?" Gu Huo discussed this with Zhou Cheng again, hoping to give Zhou Cheng more research funds.
"Teacher Gu, I haven't decided yet. Thank you for your concern, Teacher Gu." Zhou Cheng said.
Gu Huo said, "Dr. Zhou, please don't be so polite."
"Will you be free recently? There is an old man who wants to see you."
"Huh? Teacher Gu." Hearing this, Zhou Cheng's heartbeat began to speed up slightly, and he looked nervous at the same time.
"Um."
"Dr. Zhou, if it's convenient for you, please come over for a casual visit. He wants to know what problems and difficulties young talents like you will encounter. What kind of difficulties will they encounter?
How can we let go of these routine issues?" Gu Huo quickly explained.
"Teacher Gu, how should I answer?" Zhou Cheng was very nervous when facing Annan. Facing such a big boss, he became even more nervous, for fear of answering incorrectly.
"Dr. Zhou, if there are standard answers and reference answers for such answers, wouldn't they all be formalisms?" Gu Huo said.