Chapter 97 Can this gentleman take up a little of your time?
Chapter 97 Sir, could I take up a little of your time?
Towards the end of the year, the company began to discuss the issue of enrolling children in school.
More than half of the staff are people with families and children. Regardless of whether they are men or women, they immediately talk endlessly when they talk about children's problems, sharing their bitter experiences and learning from each other's experiences.
In the past, Lu Yao was completely uninterested.
He doesn't even have a girlfriend, so it has nothing to do with his children going to school.
However, due to the recent war between the two cities, the two cities were at war. Lu Yao was ready to eavesdrop and learn from these parenting experiences how to resolve conflicts between children.
There is a mother in the company named Sister Jiao who gave birth to twins.
Sister Jiao gets distracted and sleepy when doing things, but she immediately becomes energetic when talking about gossip.
"It's getting late now. Spring registration for kindergarten starts in December. You should go see it as soon as possible. You can't delay this kind of thing."
"Let me tell you, it's good to have one child, but two are too troublesome."
"The elder brother feels that the family takes care of his younger brother, and the younger brother feels that the family values his older brother more. Those who are jealous will get a big headache."
Sister Jiao said with a crackling voice.
Someone picked up what she was saying: "Then how come your two children can hold a bowl of water flat?"
"You may have asked the right person."
Sister Jiao said proudly: "I will teach you some experience."
"You must not get involved in this kind of thing. You have to watch and be the referee to have authority. You have to treat everyone equally, otherwise none of them will accept it."
"Despite their young age, children nowadays are very thoughtful."
"When necessary, you can also directly create trouble, scold them all, and find something for them to do. Of course, you must also find a sufficient reason. You must be patient when dealing with children, and you must also pay attention to strategy..."
Lu Yao silently recorded the summary in his mental notebook.
Be a good referee and avoid accidents.
Sister Peng next to her gave her a confused look, as if she was hesitant to speak. Lu Yao quickly put on his headphones, twisted his neck, and pretended to be listening to music.
…
As soon as he got home from get off work, Lu Yao hurriedly sat in front of the computer and paid attention to the latest progress in the simulator.
He first opened the temple and clicked on the portrait of the skeleton man Philus.
The scene shifted to the eastern coast of the Western Continent.
The skeleton king then returned to its ball form and got stuck in the beach.
Philus held two bones in his hands, climbed up and down, and beat them at Wang Huan.
Lu Yao typed.
--how is the progress?
Philus shivered with fright, immediately slid off the skeletal creature, and knelt down toward the screen.
"Lord Yao Shen, my subordinates used king's armbands and skeleton worms to search the entire continent and dug deep underground... to confirm that the God of Sui is not on this land."
"The fire of faith from the heretic god is not detected here. He should be on the Eastern Continent or on an island."
The skeleton man said tremblingly: "Because it has been digging and moving underground recently, the Skeleton King has some wear and tear, so my subordinates are doing repairs and maintenance."
Lu Yao remembered one of Philus' abilities.
[Skeleton Craftsman]: Can repair skeletal creatures and use bones as raw materials to strengthen them.
It is normal for a driver and engineer to maintain the vehicle regularly.
Among the four apostles, Philus has the lowest level and is second only to Isabel in intelligence. His fear and awe of Lu Yao are most obvious.
Lu Yao couldn't say for sure.
Is it because its intelligence is high enough? Or is it because [Egil's Fire] blasted it into the sea of mortality before, causing post-war ptsd? Or is it because it is a surrendered general and saw the previous god being killed by itself?
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"However, my subordinates made an unexpected discovery deep under the forest."
Philus said cautiously: "There are tree roots all over the deep underground area, and those tree roots are wrapped around hard stones. The Skeleton King also spent a lot of effort to drill through those huge rocks and tree roots."
"There is a layer of tightly wrapped stones below, and inside is a forest cabin."
"The seal around that hut has been loosened...but my subordinates were afraid of some traps inside, so they didn't go in." The skeleton said.
These factors made Lu Yao wary.
Forest, underground, forest hut... This is what the Tree of Sylvanus wants in [Golden Fields].
He smelled some kind of conspiracy.
There is a faint shadow of the forest god behind him.
It must be guarded against.
Lu Yao made up his mind to thoroughly investigate the underground forest cabin after dealing with the threat of Sui Shen.
He gave Philus a follow-up order: Continue underground vigilance, pay attention to all suspicious objects, and report them at any time.
"Yes, Lord Yao!"
The skeleton man began to continue repairing the Skeleton King Armadyl.
…
Lu Yao changed his perspective and came to the sky above Yao City.
In this city with a strong theological atmosphere, many people put on robes and held the "Gospel of Gods" in their hands. They left in all directions, entered the depths of the forest to look for savages, and took boats across the sea to visit the islanders...
Once they meet outsiders or uncivilized natives, they will say enthusiastically: "Sir (Ms.), can I take up a little of your time?"
"I wish I could tell you about our Heavenly Father and Savior, the God Yao."
Most of the savages and islanders didn't know what was going on, and a bunch of garbled words popped up in their heads.
There is a complete language barrier between the two parties.
However, these missionaries were not discouraged at all. They gestured, pointed to the sky, and made prayers. Most of the local indigenous people hid far away. There were question marks above their heads, and they could not figure out what these robed men were doing.
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But the missionaries were clearly prepared.
They took out gifts.
The missionaries began to send food and clothes, including wheat, potatoes, pickled fish and linen fabrics...using this method of gift giving to induce these remote natives to believe in gods.
Faced with this naked temptation, the natives gave in without hesitation.
The power of food allowed them to understand each other and break down language barriers and racial barriers.
The natives held food and clothes in one hand and the "Gospel of Gods" in the other. They imitated the missionaries and stammered loudly and shouted: "Praise our heavenly father and savior, God Yao!"
"Praise Yao!"
Then the missionaries told the natives to find their relatives and friends, and everyone would have food. As long as they believed in the god Yao, they could get these free gifts.
For a time, the natives flocked to receive the gifts sent by the strangers.
Then both the missionaries and the natives left with satisfaction, and both thought they had won.
This scene made Lu Yao's eyelids jump.
He wanted to denounce these missionaries angrily.
Isn’t this just a fraudulent pyramid scheme? It’s so disgraceful!
But see the faith value in the upper right corner that keeps jumping and increasing.
Lu Yao held back.
They make too much money.
Yao City vigorously spread its faith to the whole world, causing Lu Yao's population and faith value to increase by more than 1,000 points.
Only then did Lu Yao realize that there were so many other human beings in the corners of the pixel world.
There is another point to consider.
Most of the indigenous people do not really believe in their own gods. They rely on food temptations, and the conversion rate will never be too high.
Even so, it also brought an increase of 1000+ population and belief.
Lu Yao could only say, well done you guys!
Yaochengism is indeed something worth learning from!
So.
When Yaocheng spreads his faith to the entire pixel world, what is Yancheng doing?
Lu Yao shifted his perspective to another city.
As soon as I arrived in Yancheng, a new reminder appeared in the simulator.
【Sanatorium was invented in Yancheng.】
【The first hospital was built in Yancheng.】
[The intelligence of everyone in Yancheng has been slightly improved.]
[The death rate of everyone in Yancheng has been slightly reduced.]
[The fertility rate of everyone in Yancheng has increased slightly.]
Lu Yao thinks this is not bad.
After the fertility rate rises, the lifespan of little people is extended, which is a good thing for the development and inheritance of the entire city.
Yancheng, which is good at commerce and trade, is strengthening urban infrastructure construction, and Yaocheng, which is good at theology, is exporting culture to the outside world.
Everyone has a bright future.
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