For example, one of the victims, Li Cang, is currently persecuting a group of squirrels.
After the big magic wand came online, Li Cang basically bid farewell to relatively normal sleep. Teacher Cang, who couldn't sleep and had nothing to do and nowhere to go, faced the quiet sea and the full moon outside the crystal wall of the insect nest with a pious gesture.
He shaved off the hair and removed the internal organs of dozens of fat squirrels one by one with surgical rigor.
Squirrel is a good thing, it is fat, tender, elastic and full of flavor. The most important thing is that it is relatively indifferent among wild animals and has almost no fishy smell common to wild animals.
Peel?
Peeling the skin is the most amateurish way to do it. Grill the meat with the skin on, which can lock in the juices and increase the aroma, and you can also enjoy the crispy skin.
Oh yes, right now, Lao Wang, who is hundreds of walls away, keeps insisting that he will teach the little lady how to ride a horse. You can use your toes to know what this guy is learning, riding, and riding.
"As long as you don't bother me, thank God!"
Lao Wang is actually not that annoying, right? He has a very bad habit of trying to steal slots!
As long as the food in other people's bowls is delicious, even if Li Cang usually just roasts a few potatoes and sweet potatoes, he will rush over to taste the salty smell, which makes people hate it and itches their teeth!
Li Cang, who rarely gets quiet time alone these days, enjoys this slight feeling of loneliness. He even made some decent bottles of prickly pear sparkling sweet water and got drunk.
Prickly pear, this is also a good thing.
The prickly pear sparkling sweet water fermented by the little lady in a rice wine vat has a sour yet sweet taste that is refreshing and moving. The degree is as high as 9°, which is completely worthy of Teacher Cang’s pretentiousness and loneliness!
After the first squirrel was roasted, the knife girl came over and disappeared with a swish.
After the second squirrel was roasted, Yamei came over and disappeared with a swish.
After the third squirrel was roasted, Xiaoba came over and disappeared with a swish of a kick.
"Hetui, you are worthy of it?"
Teacher Cang has no awareness or sympathy for Xiaoba, who is hiding from disasters in the same nest and sharing the same suffering.
But speaking of Xiaoba, today is really miserable. There are very few alienated creatures in the size of birds on the empty island. Apart from it, the only options for this group of women to ravage are white squirrels, giant hedgehogs and that number.
The vegetables were withering, and even if there were four living creatures, how could there be enough for dozens of crazy bitches to share? Xiaoba didn't have a moment of leisure at the end of the day, and he was so tormented that he almost didn't use letting go as an active skill.
Anyway, a group of fate servants took turns to take a look, comfort the old father perfunctorily, and then took away a roasted squirrel, just like waiting for the elders to hand out red envelopes during the New Year.
They are just looking for fun as little dogs, and it really has to be Brother Zhi. Brother Zhi is waiting on the side carefully, pouring Li Cang a glass of wine with some ice from time to time, or feeding the squirrel some.
Add some firewood to the oil and taste.
In the past, Mr. Cang’s island had only a few toilets, so Big Corpse Brother followed Li Cang. He is older than a group of servants of fate. He is the player who can best understand Mr. Cang’s spiritual instructions, and he is also skilled in Mahjong Landlord.
He is on par with Li Cang and is deeply loved by Cang. He belongs to the position of a servant of fate butler on the empty island.
In short, these two guys created a feeling like old friends having dumplings and drinking together, emphasizing a sentiment and a good match.
"Want a drink?"
"Roar."
"Where are your father if you are being polite to me?"
"Roar."
The big corpse brother carefully twisted the bottle of beer with two fingers, as if holding a bottle of oral liquid. Li Cang raised the cup filled with prickly pear sparkling water, and his tone was a bit drunk and happy, pretending: "
Do it! Hmm? Hmm! Oh, don’t force it, if you can’t drink it, then don’t drink it~”
It's so pitiful that Teacher Cang, as a pure northerner, finally found an opportunity to say this to others.
Brother Corpse: "..."
Dad, you don’t really want to drink with me. You can even lie to a child?!
Teacher Cang, who had completed a major regret in his life, never expected that such a scene of social death would be seen by others. He saw Suo Zhihui standing in the entrance corridor of this insect nest, smiling happily with her lips pursed,
As pure as a small white flower...
Right, the black-hearted white lotus is also a small white flower.
Li Cang sighed: "Coming out at this time is not the way to seek death. Do you want to be silenced by me or killed by Da Leizi?"
Suo Zhihui asked eagerly: "Can I choose a specific method?"
Li Cang knew that she didn't have anything good to say in her throat, and she didn't respond at all.
Her condition seems to have improved a lot, and she has regained her previous feeling. Speaking of which, this little girl is really Schrödinger's face!
but...
Li Cang was suddenly very curious about who did it to those two girls on the day when the door was blocked!
My heart feels like it’s being scratched by a kitten’s paws!
Suo Zhihui sat next to the fire with her legs in her arms, and her waist-cinched white shirt disappeared, revealing her white and tender legs and feet: "They are so noisy. People who make noises get headaches."
Suo Zhihui's skin was extremely white and tender. She had just been ravaged by a group of crazy women. There were still suspicious red marks on some parts. Li Cang saw it and tried to imagine the scene, but found that he could not imagine it at all.
I thought, so I made gestures.
"Are my velvet and wild duck down pillows still alive?"
"Pfft, men's ability to associate is really rich and strange. There's no pillow fight like you thought. And don't you even care about pillows when you don't sleep much?"
"That's why sleep is so important. In order to get some sleep, I want to burn incense, bathe, fast and pray. Pillows are very important props."
"Oh..." Suo Zhihui rolled his eyes, full of cunning: "So that stuffed bear is also yours?"
"Go away, my bedroom is the same as yours. What kind of bear? There is no such thing as a bear!"
Suo Zhihui flattened her mouth, puffed out her chest, and said weakly and bravely: "Yes, there are still some..."
As a result, Li Cang's eyes staggered above.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Suo Zhihui saw the twists and turns in his eyes, glanced at the empty bottle containing prickly pear sweet water, and suddenly straddled Li Cang's legs and sat on him, catching Li Cang
Cang put his hands into his arms and raised his palm-sized face to say:
"Is it there? Is it white? Is it slippery?"
He looks fierce, but his expression is actually full of shame, anxiety, and even a strange sense of tameness.
Li Cang's expression was even stranger than hers: "Can you still buy steel rims now? Aren't they already eliminated? Are you sure you won't be out of breath if you have so many pads?"
Nightmare unfolds.
Suo Zhihui was numb, her eyes were wide open and watery, and there was a sense of despair that her dream of climbing Mount Everest was killed by a small dirt bag in front of her home.
Then, he suddenly let out a trembling cry.
She could feel the steel ring undergoing a subtle deformation, squeezing one of the most delicate parts of her body. It hurt, but she liked it.
"That's it? It's gone? What happens next? It's unprofessional!"
"You...then what do you mean...how, how can you be...professional..."
"Picked."
Suo Zhihui moved excitedly, silently put her hands away, and silently threw a particularly thick little piece of clothing behind her, and murmured with her eyes becoming more and more empty: "I remember you looking at me then.
The look in my eyes, especially the first dormitory party, I dressed up for a long time, wearing the shortest and most beautiful clothes and skirts, but you can see that every girl in our dormitory room spent the same amount of time without pause, just like a school leader inspecting."
"high school?"
"Qiangqiang and the deputy monitor of your class organized it. The girls in our dormitory have only one request. The dormitory party is okay, but you have to participate."
"Do you have any impression that it is said to be the most beautiful girls' dormitory in the 100 years since the school was founded~!"
"What were you thinking at that time? Was it her?"
Li Cang curled his lips. At that time, he and Li Laixi were sworn half-brothers. "I was thinking at the time, you little bitch really deserves a good beating, as if I don't look at you more."
He looked like he was about to stab me several times. I thought you arranged that dormitory party, and I don’t live on campus."
Suo Zhihui shook her body again and muttered: "Now, it can be done now..."
"If you don't change your mind, you don't really have any weird hobbies, right?"
"Hold, hold her tight, and I'll tell you."
"Doesn't it hurt? Will it explode?"
"No, I like it. It's not fake. How could it be broken?" After a while, seeing that Li Cang's expression was still weird, Suo Zhihui's eyes suddenly became clear, and she became extremely fragile and nervous: "I'm not weird!"
"Isn't that strange enough? Well, if you still want to be a fake after such a small amount, I suggest you call the hospital directly to report fraud!"
This is Suo Zhihui. Only she can withstand Li Cang's emotional intelligence, which is not much higher than that of an idiot, and his tough straight-man mentality.
"Well, how about a change of taste? She's like that, no matter how hard a normal person tries, it's useless, right?"
Li Cang was stunned, saying that the little aunt is the one who really achieved the ultimate in this area, the little Lasso still lacks a lot of meaning, at least three plus signs!
"Hey, you...don't think about other...people!"
"how do you know?"
"I just know it!"
"I asked, how did you know that I was writing on my face?"
"I said, I just know it's on your face!"
After a while.
"Let me ask you a question."
"ask."
"Have you seen one? I really can't remember the name. The story is very good. I remember the scene of a man having a heart-to-heart talk with a woman.
The woman said: If you want a friend, then tame me! At first, you sat like this in the grass, a little farther away from me. I looked at you from the corner of my eye, and you didn't say anything. The words were misunderstood.
source.
But, every day, you have to sit closer to me..."
Suo Zhihui said coquettishly: "This is a passage in "The Little Prince", which tells the story of a little fox. The woman said: The fox longs to be domesticated because he longs to have a bond. With a bond, he can reach the end of the world even if he has a bond.
, and you won’t feel lonely.”
"So your natural skill is civet?"
"Well, after reading that book, I bought "The Little Prince" which I had never read before, but it didn't have that dynamic feeling anymore, and the book was still unfinished. I was very sad at the time and felt left out.
What a terrible lie!"
"Just look at these two paragraphs. The word domestication is not used well..."
Suo Zhihui suddenly became excited, her eyes were filled with tears and her eyes were red. There was an irreparable stubbornness and hollowness, as if she was extremely afraid. Li Cang continued: "Exactly what I need!"
Yes, she is still that morbid literary young woman. She is so yandere that she can be really unpredictable sometimes.
Of course, Suo Zhihui couldn't find a response from Li Cang's eyes.
Because Li Cang, a big, heartless animal, suddenly clenched his fist with force and shamelessly bit back, even more ferocious than a vicious dog: "Don't move around, just say what you say, why are you twisting!"
Suo Zhihui's eyes were distracted at that time, her face was filled with a mixture of joy and shame, and she couldn't even calculate the correct number when asked her how much one plus one equals.
"Yes, you are too embarrassed!"
"Then why don't you get out?"
"Well~ I don't! It hurts a bit... I... I'm fine..."
Suo Zhihui made little noises like those of a milk cat, a continuous sound with a bit of a sharp crack, but very soft and very quiet.
Li Cang was suddenly stunned. He felt the hot moisture on his legs and his face turned dark.
"Your uncle! Who do you belong to? My pants!"
"Stop...stop being mean to me...can you please stop being mean to me...I'm afraid...I can't bear it...I will...I will...again..."
"You're not right! Are you still here? What's wrong with me and why are you like this?"
"You didn't...Yes, it's my fault, please..."
It was designated that he could not have any more pants. Li Cang twitched the corner of his mouth and asked in a nasty tone: "How many times?"
If he dares to use this kind of attitude to challenge Da Leizi, then his neck will be considered as long as porcelain until the girl's head is twisted off by him.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Three...four...when we first went up, there was one..." Suo Zhihui breathed slowly, with a stern expression on his face.
The helpless pleading, obviously humiliated to the extreme, but still extremely honest: "Don't be harsh on me, don't glare, I really can't do it anymore, let me rest, I'm so tired..."
Stunned and eye-opening.
Is this girl poisonous, or have I found a treasure?
"Wow! Wow you two! I went to the zoo and saw wolves in heat, and they had more self-control than you two!"
Suo Zhihui was suddenly frightened and trembled, wishing she could rub herself into Li Cang's body as hard as she could.
Let’s just say, I shouted very loudly and sonorously at first, but then it stopped: “I regard you as a friend, but you actually... actually... let me take a photo... okay
Excitement...I want it too!"
Qin Zhenzhen was still wearing the same military uniform skirt she had worn during the day. She was a very formal dress and had a strong aura. Then she found that Suo Zhihui and Li Cang were also well-dressed, and her upright and righteous eyes were a little disappointed.
Li Cang gritted his teeth and said, "Come here and I'll give you a buff~"
Qin Zhenzhen chuckled and dodged Li Cang's clutches. She didn't take out her mobile phone to take a group photo or anything, but judging from her state, she was probably already thinking about who she wanted to share this shocking gossip with.
Suo Zhihui made a breathless nasal sound: "Yes, kill her!"
"Don't..." Qin Zhenzhen stepped back and sat next to the fire: "Qin Zhenzhen, who is tight-lipped, is talking about me. What are you roasting? If you give me one, it will be used as hush money!"
Li Cang handed over a squirrel. Still angry, he took out his hand and slapped Suo Zhihua's cute butt.
"You came out with her? Why didn't you say anything just now?"
"Yeah~ let's go, we got separated."
Suo Zhihui begged and glanced helplessly, fearful, submissive, and timid, but refused to move her eyes away, but it was not because of stubbornness.
In such a huge project as the insect nest, Goudan could walk upright when he came in. How could he get separated? When Li Cang thought about Qin Zhenzhen's unreliable and weird attributes, he had an idea.
"Give me your phone Kangkang."
"What? I don't! I have the right to privacy! I don't have anything... Hey, hey, don't take it away... Give it back to me..."
Sure enough, Li Cang found the back figures of two people and a horse in Qin Zhenzhen's photo album. The camera was zoomed in quite professionally, with various angles from near and far.
Li Cang stared at her splendid military uniform, speechless and choked.
Qin Zhenzhen is a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water. When she saw Li Cang looking at her fiercely, she stood up, straightened her posture and squinted coldly: "Am I dignified? Am I cold? Do I have the urge to commit a crime?"
"Ha! Things we are not allowed to do under criminal law are usually very interesting. Which one do you want to experience?"
"Huh? Huh?" Qin Zhenzhen reacted for a while, and Ai Ai was shy and timid: "Yeah, is there anything else I can choose?"
Mad, no wonder she can make friends with Suo Zhihui. There is a reason why you two got together, do you know?
"Why don't you go down yet?"
"Clothes, clothes!"
Then, the six eyes of the three people saw the thickened steel cushion that was half in the fire and half on the ground, and there was another long silent silence.
Qin Zhenzhen said carelessly: "Then don't go back~"
Li Cang had an expressionless face: "Which one do you want Dalei Zi to kill? Or do you want them all to be killed?"
The squirrel was as delicious as ever. As always, Lao Wang led the little lady over and showed his head at the door of the nest. The dog glanced at it furtively, and then glanced again.
Li Cang laughed so angry that he just took some grass leaves, tied up a few squirrels and threw them over.
"Excuse me, please continue, I'm leaving~"
The squirrel has a crispy yellow skin, soft and juicy inside, and the clear yellow oil has a nutty fragrance. Even though there is no salt, Qin Zhenzhen doesn't even want to dip it in some salt flowers before eating it.
"Well, Teacher Cang, I didn't expect your cooking to be so delicious!"
"Didn't I tell you that he is an orphan?" Suo Zhihui still maintained the previous posture and lazily leaned on Li Cang: "It's not normal to be able to cook. He has lived by himself for many years!"
"Oh, I wanted to be a tramp when I was a kid! I went to Hainan in the winter and the Northeast or Western Xinjiang in the summer. I picked up whatever I went and ate wherever I picked up. It's a pity..." Qin Zhenzhen's shiny eyes were oily.
The little lips revealed a bit of voluntary self-love: "This dream was shattered when I was 11 years old. Suddenly one day I realized that I can't be a tramp. How can there be such a beautiful tramp in the world?"
After all the squirrels in the fire had eaten, Li Cang raised his hand and looked at his watch.
"At half past one, don't hang around and go back."
The satisfied Suo Zhihui was actually so sleepy that he could hardly open his eyes. His mind was floating in the clouds and his body remained in the human world. Hearing the words, he quickly struggled to get up. Only when he saw Li Cang's real face and the expression on his face did he return to his senses.
He breathed a sigh of relief.
"Um."
The voice was soft and careful, and the look made people feel distressed. Just such a voice made Qin Zhenzhen tremble while wiping her arms.
In the end, the yandere took advantage of the homeless man and was half-supported and half-supported.
"Wow! You're not! You're all wet! Really? As for it? Is it so exaggerated? Is this really something humans can do? We are all grasshoppers on the same rope, you just say I assisted
Whether the fight goes well or not, that's it. Wait, Comrade Lasso, don't you think you two can do it without me coming, huh?"
"I know, thank you, thank you..."
"Sensible! Children are teachable! Tell me how you feel!"
"Oh, let's go back first and talk about it later, okay?"
