Lao Wang kept talking about how solid the dance skills of Linxiyou, a woman with a lot of worries, and how passionate she was about singing multiple songs, and she danced with joy and contentment.
Then, Li Cang shouted: "What do you mean, you won't be raised as a fish, right?"
Bang, Lao Wang smashed the cup in his hand: "Say, you are a fucking beast, aren't you?"
The two of them stared at each other for a long time.
Li Cang: "Ha~"
Lao Wang: "Grass~"
Master Wang slumped on the sofa as if he had lost all his strength. His energy was as if Timi had been shaken away, and his face was full of despair and regret.
"I'm so damn... losing blood..."
"Teacher Cang, do you think I can sue her for fraud?"
"This is something that you and I would like to hear and see, but it's so difficult for you to do it. This world is too dark and there are too many liars. I'm still too young and inexperienced. I..."
"Barabara..."
Seeing that he couldn't hide it from Li Cang, Lao Wang simply mentioned it to Tu Lu and explained the whole story. Li Cang tried to take a sip of tea several times in a row but failed to do so.
Finally, Li Cang raised his thumb: "It would be a shame if you didn't write a book."
"Get out of here, uncle..." Lao Wang cried with a sad face: "I have suffered a big loss. If I had known this, I might as well have played a round of bullshit with that person who compensated and owed money. I think it's fun!"
"People are just being polite to you. It's a political task, but you still take it seriously!"
"You know nothing about emotional intelligence and sanity, but you don't understand. I can feel that the way that little girl looks at me is different from others!"
Li Cang sneered: "The most valuable thing about a person is self-awareness. If your body is not upright, everything you see will be crooked!"
"Fuck! If you can, bet! Do you dare to take a bag of golden melon seeds?"
"Okay!" Li Cang sneered, took out his mobile phone and waved it: "It's a stretch, right? That means you are passive and she takes the initiative. This is not going to work. I will let everyone know about your beautiful death with the ladies No. 1 to 72.
Have fun listening to it."
"You @#￥%..." Lao Wang took out a piece of paper with his backhand: "I just printed out the express delivery receipt for the saplings at the Goldfish headquarters before I came back. Smell it, it still smells like ink!"
"???"
This is how the absurd bet between two idle beasts was established. Both of them believed that their vision was accurate and without error. In a word, my eyes are rulers. You are waiting for death!
As soon as Kong Jingqiao walked in from the door, she felt something was not right in the atmosphere, and asked with a smile: "What's the matter, the young couple had a quarrel?"
Lao Wang: "..."
In front of Kong Jingqiao, Master Wang was unusually more restrained.
Li Cang pointed at Lao Wang's nose and said, "Aunt Kong, look!"
Lao Wang was shocked.
Damn it, could it be that something that shouldn't appear on my face really appeared? It shouldn't have happened. I just came back from the White Bath Palace after taking a bath, rubbing the mud, and patting my breasts. Li Cang
This guy is trying to bluff me again!
Kong Jingqiao studied Lao Wang's face carefully. The expressions on their faces were visible to the naked eye, and they gradually became serious at the same time!
A few seconds later, Kong Jingqiao walked into the kitchen and brought out a pot of soup. He hesitated and looked confused with a blush of embarrassment and shame: "Xiao Zhong..."
"Hey, Mom...cough...Auntie, please tell me."
"It's not my place to talk about this matter. After all, you and Xiaoyi haven't..." Kong Jingqiao paused, "I know that your physical fitness is different from ordinary people, and you are much smaller than Xiaoyi, but
This...young people should also pay attention to moderation...I'll talk about Xiaoyi later...Well...that's it...remember to drink the soup, it was cooked for you early in the morning
, I’ll prepare lunch first.”
Lao Wang was holding a boiling hot pot of soup and was dumbfounded.
"?"
"No, Teacher Cang, is it really that obvious? If others don't know my strong back, strong waist, and wolf-like body, how can you not know it? I am strong, I, I am not just strong, I am waist-high."
I’m so grown up, I’m so worthy!”
"Ah, yes, yes!" Li Cang took out the big magic wand from under the sofa cushion with satisfaction: "Of course it's true, then I know it very well!"
Lao Wang:?(｀?′)╭n╮
"Haha, you are so childish. Just say it when you are annoyed. It is boring to always do things that make dogs sneaky."
"you sure?"
"Ah, you are a bastard and you will die for me!"
Rolling from the house to the outside, Yin Solaiya's Burning vs. Drag Sword Technique, but unfortunately the Drag Sword Technique can drag down the energy matrix cannon but cannot drag down the health bar. Gagarin vs. Gatlin, Teacher Cang relies on two free-hand skills
In a matter of minutes, Lao Wang, a close-combat entertainer, could be teased to death. In the end, the lawn was covered with ashes and floating soil, making Ah so fat that he could barely speak human words. The scoldings were so unpleasant that the cat probably thought the two of them were there.
I want to snatch the shit it just buried!
Looking back, I saw that two people had appeared at the door. They were looking at each other with great interest. Kong Jingqiao praised: "You don't know if you don't know, but you will be shocked when you see them. These two children are so amazing!"
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Jin Yujing said: "So, Li Cang, you are actually a mage, right?"
Li Cangtong's hole suddenly shrank to the size of a pinhead: "What...what did you say...say it again and again?"
"Ah?" Jin Yujing thought he didn't hear clearly: "I said you are actually a mage. You didn't fight like this at the last auction!"
Wuhu!
Feel comfortable!
Teacher Cang could no longer hear the rest of the words: "It has to be you, aunt, hahahaha, I love you to death, hahahaha!"
Jin Yujing: "?"
Jin Yujing was stunned. Is Princess Cangcang crazy or something?
Lao Wang put aside and whispered: "You see, with this kind of success, Aunt Jin, let me tell you, if you ask him to do something in the future, you don't have to be tough with him. His tone may be sincere, but his voice may be elegant.
Take the magician Li Cang with you, and I guarantee that he will follow you without a leash!"
Jin Yujing licked her lips, and her voice was so tender and sweet that her uncle and sister-in-law could not help but love her: "Your Excellency the elegant great magician Li Cang, my little lady has been short of a little cash in her business recently, can you please -"
"No, get out!"
Jin Yujing's smile stopped abruptly.
Seeing the three people entering the house one after another, and lying motionless in the hole on the ground, Ah Fei was already twisting his hips and kicking the ground, Lao Wang frowned, and played the BGM in his mind: "No, he
How dare you scold her to get lost, but she didn't refute, this is wrong, this is fucking wrong, giving money to people, to fleets, and to territories, could it be... excluding all possibilities?
No matter how unbelievable it is...there is only one truth..."
"That guy outside, Aunt Kong's roasted elbow is ready, do you want to show off?"
"Come on, leave me an elbow!"
Hehe, no matter what reasoning or truth he has, the roasted elbow with crispy, tender skin and juicy bite is the truth in this world!
