The days of the base were days when there was no ripples in the ancient well and no waves could be made.
After Li Cang's dog appeared sneakily and circled around the various island chains that had just arrived and perhaps had no good intentions, the minds of these guys were raised to the top of their lungs. If everyone must have and only have certain things in the eyes of others,
If there was a label, they would call people like Li Cang and Wang Li Lei: crazy.
What is more sinister than the world is the human heart. Perhaps no one would say these lunatics are bad, but those people would rather face other extremely vicious gangsters...
At least the gangsters can still be reasonable.
No one wants to have anything to do with this kind of extreme racist who regards what you see as his life creed and the value of force is extremely inhumane. These island chains, camps, and settlements have various purposes.
For various reasons, they came here voluntarily or passively, but now, they are all as peaceful as a socially anxious rabbit.
cough!
This is not a question of whether they are afraid or whether they can beat them. As a small force with only a few dozen to a million people, they also have their own difficulties - the kind of people in the base who want to fall in love but are afraid of being disturbed.
These newcomers can finally relate to his little emotions.
These forces, large and small, suddenly regretted for a moment. Regardless of whether they could achieve the set goals and complete some pioneering business when they came here, why did they have the intention of being like a sheep in a tiger's mouth?
In this weird atmosphere where even a dog passing by would get slapped twice, time slowly passed by.
May 23, anti-terrorism and anti-alien exercise.
The so-called anti-alien actually means literally, referring only to alienated bloodline creatures. As for how effective this kind of parent-child exercise at the kindergarten class level can actually be, it is very doubtful, but it is quite formal and can be called a noisy one.
Firecrackers went off in unison, and almost all the base's leaders, political leaders, businessmen, and private armed forces arrived.
Li Cang regretted it as soon as he came over.
The school sent a teaching assistant to send him a total of six leather suits for him to choose from. The teaching assistant even proudly said that there will be more than twenty kinds that will be sent to him one after another until he chooses one that he is satisfied with and fits the temperament of the zombie boss.
Yes, that’s right, Li Cang needs to play the zombie boss among the “different” generation.
"@#￥%..."
鬼知道饶其芳嗯嗯嗯哦哦哦知道了知道了打电话的时候到底答应了人家什么玩愣!
Isn’t I, Timi, a special guest??
Li Cang outputted a lot of negative emotions incoherently, making the new assistant coach tremble with fear. For a while, Li Cang made his last desperate struggle with only a glimmer of hope: "Well, can I use the one I brought with me?
?”
no.
The little teaching assistant has finally found a position that satisfies himself, his family and even relatives in terms of social status, salary, benefits, insurance, holidays and all aspects, but he can’t just lose it. It doesn’t matter whether you are Teacher Cang or Master Wang. If you can’t do it, you can’t do it.
He used all his tricks to act coquettishly and vowed to keep his iron job.
Li Cang was silent. The assistant teacher thought he was going to degrade in the silence. Then he saw Li Cang pick the heaviest one from a pile of leather suits - I don't believe that anyone can wear such a thing. Recognize me!
The little teaching assistant was dumbfounded: "Li, Li Cang... this parent, please calm down. This one-to-one fully simulated three-stage abnormally heavy armor walking corpse weighs 260 kilograms. It seems powerful enough." , but are you sure you want to invade the campus wearing something like this in this weather?”
"What is the problem?"
Li Cang suddenly put his head on it, with ferocious eyes and huge mouth, making a buzzing sound and a buzzing sound.
The little assistant teacher wisely and quickly shut his mouth: "No problem, very good, very good, your vision is really accurate, this dress not only suits the temperament of the walking zombie boss, but also suits your temperament~"
"One more thing, you will be the first one I 'kill' when I go up in a while!"
The little assistant teacher curled his lips secretly: He is a good-looking man, why are you so petty? You obviously chose him yourself!
It's too late to get dressed.
Li Cang ignored the necessary opening ceremony leadership speeches and other aspects of this kind of program.
However, in order to avoid being recognized, Li Cang insisted on listening to the whole process while wearing a heavy leather holster, which made the boy who played the boss of the alien beast and the two types of bosses next to him thought that the guy who played the role of the zombie boss was absent from work, and kept talking. He yelled at the field controller to find someone.
"I am here..."
"Holy shit, who's talking?!"
"Big...brother...don't tell me you were in the holster all the time..."
"No, did the school secretly give you two bosses more money? You are so dedicated..."
The alien boss was silent for a while and said: "I'm the PE teacher of this shitty school! I'm on a fucking day off today! Cough... I'm sorry... I lost my temper... That... buddy, What about you?! The school is so secretive that they didn’t tell us who the zombie boss is!"
Li Cang: "..."
Before Li Cang could speak, a sweet young woman's voice came from the speakers in all directions. Pei Qian said: "Thank you all the leaders, thank you all the guests, our school sincerely welcomes caring people from all walks of life, and, today I The school is honored to invite a powerful orbital subordinate to personally participate in this anti-terrorism and anti-alien exercise. Now, let us use warm applause to invite today's walking zombie boss - Li! Cang!"
The crowd was suffocated for a few seconds. The cheers and applause almost brought the playground over, and a group of big girls and young wives screamed at the top of their lungs.
"Who? Who did she say?"
"Li Cang? Is this the teacher Cang I know?"
"What the hell? This school has so much energy! Not only is instructor Bei Yerao here, but he can also invite Teacher Cang!"
"Be sure not to be blindly optimistic. I advise you to take good care of your wives and...mothers..."
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"I won't allow you to slander my idol!"
"Not Teacher Cang, but... wherever Teacher Cang appears, that guy will definitely appear..."
"Hold the grass!"
At the same time, a certain unnamed walking zombie boss:((???」∠)_
Sorry!
I'm afraid you guys, Timi, are not just a bunch of newbies, are you? What kind of behavior is this that capitalists shake their heads at and dig out leek roots, killing people and killing them?
Li Cang's anger arose from his heart and turned to his courage: wake up, it's hunting time!
A large wave of stupid Kaka's "corpse" swayed "quickly" from the main entrance of the school, while a group of alien beasts rolled and crawled out from behind the teaching building to carry out an organized and premeditated encirclement——
There is no way, in line with the high standards and strict requirements of striving for realism, these leather suits are extremely realistic and are basically made one to one by experts. Even if they are small, they are not much smaller. When worn on the body, they are as bloated and heavy as the other ones. For example, Li Cang, an abnormal three-stage heavily armored walking zombie, is 3.6 meters tall, has pads at his feet and horns on his head, and weighs 260 kilograms. However, the walking zombie is actually pretty good, it just needs to be tall and powerful. At least it's in human form, and the alien beasts are the worst. The alien beast boss has a net height of 8.6 meters, a head and tail length of 21 meters, and a weight of more than half a ton. Although there are mechanisms to control it, the actors can't even walk upright inside. Get on all fours!
No wonder Timi needs a physical education teacher. Even if his physical fitness improves, he may not be able to control that stuff!
The official attack of the zombie tide began by knocking down the flags erected on the playground. The children who were conscientiously doing recess drills and arranging square formations on the playground woke up from a dream, and then "discovered" the sudden attack of the zombie tide, and the siren sounded. When there was a sound, the student teachers immediately gathered the students according to their usual plans and prepared to escape the scene in an orderly manner for emergency evacuation.
However...
The boss of the walking corpse, who was supposed to be placed at the back of the group of corpses, was carrying a leather sheath weighing more than 200 kilograms. He jumped out of the crowd with a quick step like flying, and smashed him in an instant with a speed that could be described as shocking and a terrifying momentum like thunder and thunder. I walked into a group of crying children and teachers.
Yes, it was smashed.
A crowd of people fell on their backs, and the red smoke, which represented death and blood, instantly formed a huge beacon tower in the center of the entire playground.
Facing a scene that was completely different from the ppt explanations and rehearsals before the exercise, which was like a hell on earth, not only the children were confused, but also a group of teachers - what was going on?
"Hold...grass..."
"This is different from what was promised in advance..."
"Quick, quick, evacuate! A class of children has been wiped out. While the 'walking zombies' are still 'eating', hurry up and take the children to evacuate. Quick, quick, what are you doing here? It's for wages and bonuses. family!"
Hundreds of teachers and teaching assistants woke up from a dream. Yes, the exercises were fake, but the bonuses were real!
This exercise is a fully simulated exercise. The school leaders have made repeated orders, focusing on the rationality and effectiveness of the psychological construction and preparation of corresponding facilities in a school. They must set a leading example for all schools in the entire base. If the "casualties" of children exceed the standard, What a shame! The bonus will be deducted until next year!
Amidst the cries and howls of the frightened children, a group of teachers and teaching assistants scolded the school for not respecting martial ethics and not following the script, while at the same time arranging for a complete evacuation with enthusiasm. There were even a few who acted as role models and rushed forward to fight with them regardless of their own safety.
The walking zombie boss fights hand to hand, trying to fight for the precious chance of survival for the children!
There is no doubt that this is an extremely unwise sacrifice——
You can tell by the livid and darkened face of the principal in the stands.
Hey, a group of powerless cultural teachers rush forward and fight hand-to-hand with the corpses. Is that what you should do?
In about a minute's reaction time, the school's security forces and the teachers who were part of the emergency response team showed up gearing up. A total of more than twenty teams gathered, the security guards were in uniforms, and the emergency response team had arm bands.
Wearing red armbands, emphasizing one's dignity, and then the ceiling of only about 250 military personnel in such a large school is numb...
No, ah, this, isn’t this right?
We even sneaked over fifteen seconds early! How come a whole class of students has already died? Didn’t the teachers organize the "stampede" well?
Hehe, a bunch of noobs are just trying to watch the performance of our physical education teachers!
Comrades, the time has come to make a name for yourself!
The competition in the workplace at the base is so fierce. Working on the same campus, who wouldn’t want to be embarrassed in front of the school leaders and even the base leaders?
"Protect the school, protect the children, protect the teachers!"
"kill!"
"Comrades, come to me!"
What kind of high-voltage paralysis device, long-range paralysis gun, sickle, hammer, two-pronged hook, eighteen kinds of weapons, the security team of more than two hundred people, who are proficient in all kinds of weapons, just rushed out of the huge crowd of people.
Audiences:
"Damn, today is really not in vain, this is too much like that..."
"I knew I would dare to ask Teacher Cang to play the zombie boss. The school has designated two brushes. Look, the zombie group is obviously blocked!"
"Wow, those teachers are so touching. In order to resist the tide of zombies and protect the children behind them, they themselves were eaten by zombies..."
"The security is a bit sparse, and they are all amateurs?"
"It's just a school. How many full-time security guards can it support? Where will the funds come from?"
"Oh, yes, I will get some blood during the donation session. Who doesn't have a little baby yet? My daughter will come to school here next year."
"Teacher Cang is too fierce, isn't he? One person is responsible for killing a group of people?"
"He is a three-stage heavily armored walking zombie. That's how it should be. This level of combat power is at the normal level of the third stage!"
"The bloody skin is so thick, look at the little brothers around him starting to smoke, but he is not injured at all!"
"Why do I feel like he really wants to eat people..."
"Same feeling..."
The explosion of the zombie boss seriously disrupted the planned process. The evacuation of the students was not completed in time, so that everyone was dumped by the army of alien beasts that rolled over. The eye-catching red smoke column suddenly increased by a hundred.
The teachers were hoarse after so many words, but this group of children who should be in kindergarten or at most elementary school age were really frightened out of their minds, sitting on the ground and howling, or running around like headless flies, not listening to anyone's orders at all.
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In this regard, the audience did not hesitate to praise, saying: "Good, very true!"
The audience roared and cheered, and the leaders of the Taiwan Colonel looked at this real disaster and were speechless for a long time. The expressions on their faces were so wonderful. The exercise lasted for a full 50 minutes before it ended, and no one left the stage during the whole process.
Exit?
What a joke!
The audience didn’t even want to pee!
Afterwards, statistics showed that an unnamed walking zombie boss went on a rampage and won the MVP of the game. He "killed" 46 people in the security team, 131 teachers and assistants, and 800 students. He was eventually shot eight times.
After more than 1,600 cuts, he unfortunately fell to the ground due to exhaustion and injuries and died heroically!
Li Cangtimi shark is crazy!
"Brother, you really don't get paid based on head count?"
"Awesome, awesome, it only took three minutes and I started to smoke!"
"Can exercises still be played like this..."
"Cool!"
A group of grotesque walking zombies almost treated the boss comrade as an idol. Oh yes, they didn't have as sensitive hearing as Li Cang, so they regrettably failed to hear Pei Qian's announcement when they were preparing later...
But they did hear the announcement now, because Pei Qian was so meowing that she didn't know how to get back!
"...the security team sacrificed 212 people...teachers and teaching assistants sacrificed 831 people...student casualties reached...up to...3963 people...the spring silkworms will die when they die, and the wax torch will turn to ashes before the tears dry."
, in this exercise, the security team was down to ten, and the teachers were almost wiped out. Faced with the mouths of the walking dead, they did not hesitate to feed tigers and cut their flesh to feed eagles in order to protect their children... What a precious spirit this is.
..."
"Of course, because this is just an internal exercise within the school, there is no external force involved. It is almost entirely the school that relies on its little armed force to successfully protect the lives of more than half of the children under the double attack of the zombie tide and the beast tide. Everyone is so worried about this.
They all tried their best, and there were some touching scenes and behaviors..."
