Chapter 1,256 The Sword in the Hands of a Loving Mother
As soon as Rao Qifang entered the house, she complained that it was bad luck, saying that a fleet of fecal suction trucks had an accident on the way back and the whole street was blocked with water. It took a long time to deal with the commotion.
"Goose goose..." Li Laixi couldn't stop laughing, "You are as powerful as Instructor Rao, but you can also be stuck in traffic jams, right?"
Rao Qifang glared at her: "It's a whole fleet of giant fecal suction trucks. Each one can hold half a city block... Well... I took a video. Damn girl, help me count how many trucks there are.
How many people are there? Tell me before you eat. If you count every one of them wrongly, I will skin you alive!"
Li Leisi: "???"
Rao Qifang smiled and threw out a witchcraft bag: "Er, guess what goodies mom brought you?"
Li Cang looked at the witchcraft bag curiously. Lao Wang quickly picked up the knot and untied it, holding back half of Rao Qifang's "goodbye".
The gadgets inside obviously far exceeded the upper limit of the witchcraft bag in some aspects. As soon as the knot was untied, the witchcraft bag burst open, and a huge thing expanded instantly in the shining electric sparks, covering everything in the room.
All the stuff was pushed away.
Looking from the outside, the entire villa was shaken violently, and a huge amount of red hair poured out from every open door and window on the first floor.
All the sentry guards looked at each other: "Protect the instructor!
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"Enemy attack, danger!"
"Who can't think about holding grass? Instructor Cang, Master Wang, Li Laisi and the whole family are all stored in the house!"
"Then can we go up?"
"A brain is a good thing, and I sincerely hope you have one too! Brothers, if you come to me, you'll have pie in the sky~"
"Your mother, you are so arrogant, I'm sorry, you should just wait for me!"
When a group of people rushed to the door of the villa as if celebrating the New Year, they happened to catch up with an extremely large and fluffy red tail that curled up and easily smashed the door of the villa, flying away a skull sculpture that Li Cang was most proud of in front of the door.
A huge fat ass blocked the door in a very indecent manner, with the fool Lao Wang pressed underneath. Master Wang waved his hand under his butt: "It's just a little accident... Damn it... this thing is so fucking
It stinks..."
"Yes, it can be seen that it does not look like someone who only cares about hygiene..." Xu Hongfeng took two steps back in panic: "A mother's love is like a mountain..."
Emmmm, the thing that filled the entire first floor of the villa was a huge alienated puffy squirrel.
"What do you think? You've never seen such a big alienated red squirrel. Isn't this all you want? I'll use it to drink for you tonight!"
"Uh...thank you mom?"
"Li Cang, how dare you!"
Bang~
The huge squirrel's butt was slapped twice and it stopped moving completely.
It didn't really matter at first, but the problem was that when the rat was about to die, the chrysanthemums bloomed on their own, and the rich smell of nutty canned herring poured down from the top of Lao Wang's pocket!
This is actually a natural physiological phenomenon that is not very common but cannot be said to be very rare. However, with Lao Wang's diode luck, it is quite logical to turn magic into decay.
That night, eleven o'clock.
Li Cang handed a grilled squirrel rib as wide and thick as a door panel to Li Laixi's hand: "How does it taste?"
Li Laixi turned her grief and anger into appetite, gnawing fiercely with red eyes: "It's salty, give me the pepper!"
For Xu Hongfeng and others, this was a rare working day with late-night snacks. After all, it would be difficult for hundreds of people to get rid of such a big squirrel over a barbecue.
This was the second time Jin Yujing had eaten this kind of thing: "Don't tell me, it's not bad. The meat is tender and juicy, and what's more rare is that it has a strong nutty flavor."
"Ugh..." Lao Wang trembled, rarely losing his appetite: "Can you not mention the foul and forbidden word "nutty"... vomit..."
Li Cang asked while tearing apart the bones and dividing the meat: "Don't you have a good appetite? Then I'll open a box of canned herrings for you and you can eat it next to it?"
Lao Wang:((???」∠)_
There is no doubt that this kind of hospice care seems too cruel even for a person who is about to die.
Lao Wang cursed bitterly that those beasts who love each other will eventually become brothers and sisters, so he took a cup of flammable oolong tea and ran to the side to sober up. With his temperament, this kind of nonsense is just a casual thing, and it will only bother him for a few sleeps.
I will definitely forget all about time tomorrow.
"Does anyone want to eat the liver?" Li Cang shouted: "There is also a big white waist, who wants to hurry up, while it's hot!"
"Ahem, what is that? Your sister-in-law likes to eat it. Let me taste it for your sister-in-law first!" Xu Hongfeng took the lead and used his tallness to push aside the extremely excited younger brother and hugged the basin with the white waist.
He said in a loud voice: "Hey, Teacher Cang, where is the whip? I have no other intention. There is something special about eating this thing, so why don't you eat it in a complete set?"
Li Cang lowered his head and looked at the grill and then at the huge hanging stove and stew vat next to him: "Maybe it's with the tail. Why don't you ask Aunt Kong?"
Xu Hongfeng actually ran to ask, but was disappointed. Kong Jingqiao just glanced at him: "No more!"
Then he sent Xu Hongfeng away with two pieces of his tail.
After Xu Hongfeng left, Kong Jingqiao brought a steel tray to Lao Wang with a smile. On it were golden columns cut into sections with salt and pepper herbs: "Zhong, eat slowly, don't let it go."
Those brats will rob me if they see it!"
Lao Wang didn't know why, but he had a bright and sunny expression on his face, the kind of fat kid who shows off his abilities that elders like most: "Okay, thank you, Mom!"
"You kid..."
Kong Jingqiao walked away humming a song with a smile on her face. Lao Wang twisted a piece of it and threw it into his mouth, chewed it twice, and suddenly his face was twisted as if something was wrong.
"What's wrong?" Tai Xiaoyi, who had just washed her hands, came over, "Does it taste bad? You look like you are about to complain. My mother made it herself. It seems that it is braised and then baked.
Isn’t it too unpalatable?”
"No..." Lao Wang sighed, "Oh...you will know after you try it..."
Tai Xiaoyi carefully ate a little, and suddenly Xiafei's cheeks were full of laughter: "Why is this kind of thing again? My mother is really..."
"Oh, this means that Teacher Cang roasted the kidneys and eggs, otherwise they would have to be put here together!" Lao Wang started to gnash his teeth as he spoke: "You can't blame that big beast Li Cang! I put them here
Our mother’s image here is really fixed! What a dog! Niang Xipi!”
Tai Xiaoyi chuckled: "Don't you just love eating these messy things!"
"Then if I love eating, I love eating, but... I can't... Gan!"
Tai Xiaoyi snuggled quietly in Lao Wang's arms, and asked in a soft voice with a little caution: "Teacher Cang and Leilei are influenced by skills, why don't we... It's been two years... How about we go too?
Check it out?"
After Lao Wang reacted for a while, he realized what Tai Xiaoyi was referring to, and he said fiercely: "You little bitch, if you don't apply for three days, I will let you know what it means to administer large amounts of medicine until the disease is cured!"
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"Oh, stop making trouble, there are so many people!"
"Come on, come into the house with me!"
Master Wang has been recharging his energy for quite some time, and it would simply not be in line with his nature not to take this opportunity to perform well and maximize his profits.
Faced with the big animal's invitation to compete in chess, Tai Xiaoyi just resisted shyly and symbolically and let him go. What can she do? She is just a big sister who is not very good at taking the initiative and is also not very good at refusing.
