Chapter 1,259 Is there a normal person in this family?
The prophecy came true, and early the next morning, Duan Li, with the help of the inner ghost, came to visit with three old professors whose combined age might be greater than the heads of all the people in half of Hot Spring Mountain.
Instructor Rao's whole body felt so good, his mentality exploded, and he almost had a fight with the old man and the old lady.
Jin Yujing burst out laughing.
But in the end, with Li Cang's efforts, he managed to get a truly professional psychological consultation. Li Cang, who didn't know why, complained: "Mom, what are you doing? I invited this person here. He is old."
The professors also have good intentions and haven’t said anything yet. You..."
Rao Qifang was extremely embarrassed.
"Good morning, Aunt Kong, good morning, Sister Jin, good morning, Rao Qifang!" Li Laixi, who was wearing furry rabbit pajamas, walked to the refrigerator with half-closed eyes as if sleepwalking, and picked up a can of goat milk: "Aunt Kong,
What’s for breakfast? I’m starving!”
Kong Jingqiao got up and walked to the kitchen: "I slept too much yesterday and woke up late. I didn't have time to make breakfast. I'll just make something."
What Chef Kong calls casual, well, it can only be said that it does not mean the same thing as what other people call casual.
Rao Qifang stared at Li Laixi, sniffed, suddenly lifted up her slippers, and cursed: "What do you mean, go take a bath with me, and come out after tidying up, it's not shameful enough to be unkempt!"
The earth is really shaking.
Li Laixi, who was being smashed, was smashed into a living fountain, howling and disappearing like a gust of wind.
"She doesn't look serious..." Rao Qifang looked at Duan Li and the three dumbfounded old professors, "It's ridiculous. She didn't have a good education when she was a child. When she grew up, Li Cang pampered her. She was crazy all day long. Old woman, she had a lot of breakfast.
Make some and let a few professors eat before leaving!"
This is probably the first time the three old professors have seen such an explosive scene in the field of children's education for most of their lives, but they don't have any extra thoughts at this moment - maybe they are just glad that they picked up an old man during the psychological consultation.
Life?
Tai Xiaoyi: "Mom, let me help you..."
Lao Wang: "Yes, yes, mom, please do more, I will starve to death!"
Li Cang: "Do you still have the roasted squirrel from last night?"
Kong Jingqiao was sitting in the kitchen and kept mumbling: "What's going on today? It's like I'm starving to death...cough..."
Suddenly there was no sound.
Lao Wang Damajin sank his butt into the sofa, and suddenly it bounced up like a needle pricking him. He fumbled around behind the pillows under the sofa cushions under his feet, glanced at Li Cang suspiciously, and then felt comfortable.
He sat down again, cursed and muttered: "I've changed my gender, is it true that the sun has come out from under the quilt?"
It's purely a conditioned reflex caused by being tricked.
In fact, Li Cang didn't have time to talk to this guy at all. He was busy combing Lilith's hair. Lilith's long, lustrous hair was already knee-length and felt as smooth as a silk waterfall. Even with Li Cang's height, combing her hair was a little easier.
It seems difficult and the posture is quite weird.
The three old professors looked at me and I looked at you. Finally, their eyes converged on Duan Li, and they slowly raised a question mark.
Isn't this your patient?
What's the situation?
And what on earth was that fat man doing just now?
Duan Li was speechless and could only smile bitterly at the three mentors' mentors' mentors.
Qin Zhenzhen, who had learned a lot about personal secretarial skills yesterday, had deleted her browser history overnight, but the knowledge had obviously benefited her a lot. At least she no longer had a bad look on Duan Li, and her little face was tense.
Seriously, the tea should be served and the water should be poured. A small amount of professionalism is highlighted among the large number of negative emotions.
Li Cang reached out and pulled out a newspaper from the base and read every line of it.
One thing to say is that even Jin Yujing can't stand this stuff. With radio broadcasts and TV programs, the bunch of rotten fish and shrimps from the literary system who have run away from the system and who have been eliminated by the base have gathered together.
It's easy to imagine what we can accomplish together. It's already pretty good if these people don't give in to others, and the base actually has some demand for newspapers and magazines that can supplement the current policy situation.
Lao Wang opened his mouth: "Nah, Clockwork Man, I really don't understand the meaning of the existence of people like you!"
"Yes, yes, at least if I keep you, you can still contribute to the greening of the base." Li Cang said, "The most I can do is add a few more cemeteries to this world."
"Hey, then you have to pay me a share for the oxygen you breathe~" Lao Wang casually snatched the fruit plate from the hands of a tuxedoed three-dog boy. Three mouthfuls were an apple, and then asked the three old men
Professor: "Uncle and aunt, please don't eat apples, they will make your heart watery!"
The three shining snow-white teeth immediately closed tightly: "It can't be done anymore. I'm old and my teeth have long since become useless."
Li Laisi changed into a short outfit of overalls and a vest, walked out of the bathroom holding a towel, and naturally slapped Li Lisi, who was leaning on Li Cang, into dust: "Hey, she actually enjoyed it!
"
Li Cang took the towel speechlessly and helped this girl wipe her hair: "What are your plans later? Don't tell me to go to the Internet cafe again!"
"It's sage time now." Li Leisi said: "I've been fighting bosses for dozens of hours. I'm tired of it. How about I organize an offline guild party? You can go or not, we are all beautiful ladies.
!”
"It's not about how many times a month are you going to get together? How long has it been since last time?"
"Otherwise, why don't we go back to Sky Island to see you and Lao Wang forging iron?"
"But please spare me. It's rare that the rail line is smooth all the way. Why don't you give Jill a break?" Lao Wang quickly raised his hands above his head, "We don't have a wife with a foreign debt of more than 3 billion, so we can't risk our lives.
Go fight..."
Li Laisi's eyebrows stood up: "Who are you talking about criticizing the mulberry trees and the locust trees? You don't need to be so tactful if you want me to comb your hair if you haven't done it for three days!"
"Resolutely resist violence by employees! The physical exploitation of you two is not just mental abuse, right?"
Speaking of which, this is really unlucky. In their entrepreneurial team, relatively speaking, there is a meat mage, a meat warrior, and a magic assassin. The only serious tank sequence of Lao Wang is not a timi tank, but an AOE output mixed logistics.
With supply equipment, in theory, anyone in the team can give him a beating anytime, anywhere, regardless of casualties, it's really uncomfortable.
That is to say, Lao Wang is timid and thick-skinned, otherwise it would be difficult for him to survive in the cracks of such simple and complex ingredients.
Faced with Li Laisi's invitation as a sparring partner, Lao Wang's response was to drag Li Cang into the water and then roll around, which was similar to Li Cang's strategy of pit wrestling against the enemy.
Simple and mindless, but easy to use.
As expected, Li Laisi was too lazy to pay attention to him when he was yelling like this. She dried her hair and was about to go downstairs to the ring to play with the equipment. Halfway there, she suddenly mumbled in despair: "Ah, Rao Qifang, I'm being led by you again."
Damn it, you have to take a shower again after practicing..."
Rao Qifang stood up immediately with a bright smile: "Then we have a good relationship. We, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, share joys and sorrows, go together together, and after checking your homework, I can even help you take a bath!"
Li Leisi: "..."
It doesn’t matter if you don’t want this mom, you won’t be able to accommodate me at all, right?
A few minutes later, the whole villa began to dance "857" and "857". The three old professors were almost knocked apart while sitting on the sofa. Calculated by their age, this kind of forced exercise was absolutely terrible.
It has far exceeded the level of activities before meals. It must be at least a high-intensity and high-quality fitness exercise...
