Chapter 1,269 Lao Wang: Thank you, this is the most useful bullshit I have ever heard.
Li Cang most likely belongs to the type of person with low materialistic desires. To put it bluntly, he has a bit of a loser temperament. Before the disaster, the most expensive thing he owned was his mobile phone. The most expensive things at home were the house and the food in the kitchen. And the list goes on.
It's a scalpel from the second hospital. He likes to sleep on hard mattresses, and he likes cool decorations. Therefore, the important reason why the villa in Mingxi Town gives him a good impression is that it doesn't have so many bells and whistles.
Li Laixi and his aesthetics are similar in some aspects. She said something nice when she entered the door. She held Suo Zhihui in one hand and Qin Zhenzhen in the other and walked upstairs. Qin Zhenzhen had an unbearable experience.
Those little eyes were quite desperate.
Li Cang pinched his eyebrows and said to Lao Wang's expressionless face: "Shut up!"
Lao Wang opened the refrigerator and found a few bottles of beer. He took them out and piled them on the ground, and threw a can to Li Cang: "I said, occasionally, I think -"
"Shut up!
"
"Tsk~" Lao Wang chuckled, but the little lady complained and pinched him a few times: "Envy! Oh yes, I feel envious all the time!"
"Stop talking, you..." Tai Xiaoyi stared at him speechlessly: "You're still drinking, but you're not going to sleep?"
"Why are you still sleeping here? It's almost six o'clock. I haven't eaten anything decent all night. Just now I looked at the pond under the waterfall outside and there seemed to be fish. There were big fish! I'll go follow them later.
Damn it, wouldn’t it be nice if we poured a pot of fresh fish soup into it?!”
"By the time you catch the fish, all my bones will have melted." Li Cang said, "You guys should rest, I'll go find someone to ask and get some food."
Lao Wang turned his eyes and winked again: "Hey, look at that, what is that? Isn't this a big juicy pear left for you? It can be seen that Da Leizi still feels sorry for you!"
Li Cang: "..."
You know this guy's bad mouth can't hold back any good shit.
"Tell mom tonight that if nothing happens, I'll go back to the island first. There's a lot of things waiting for me to sort out. It's not easy to stay away from the island for a long time. By the way, how long has it been since we encountered a jump point?"
"It was only a few fucking days since the last jump point exploded!" Lao Wang suffered a cardiopulmonary arrest, and a shovel thrust into Li Cang's face: "Brother, you are my biological father. Really, you can't be fucking serious.
Is there a way for people to survive? Why don't you kill the donkey? If you don't go back to that broken island, you won't know what's going on!"
Tai Xiaoyi said: "I'd better go back first, your mother doesn't really want to let you go."
"Seriously, Teacher Cang, how are you feeling now? That abnormal cancer and the poisonous mother are silent again? You didn't bother at all in Yggdrasil!"
"The blessing of the light of the bloodline of Yectrasil accounts for a large part of the reason. As for the abnormal canceration, it's really hard to say. Let's see how the evolution of Sky Island and the Tomb Beast goes. At least the little coin boy is still there.
They didn’t give me any warning, so it shouldn’t be a big problem.”
The corner of Lao Wang's mouth twitched and he couldn't help but say that this guy was risking his life just like a serious person eating and drinking. It was unrealistic to expect him to have a normal and clear self-awareness.
"Alas~" Lao Wang sighed with a lawsuit on his forehead and patted his chest: "Teacher Cang, you said that you have an elder and a younger one, so you have to stand up. Maybe you should be with your father every day.
Do you know that this won’t work if it continues like this?!”
Bang, Lao Wang, who had been hit by a magic wand, suddenly became much more mature and steady.
Li Cang said: "Some things can only be known after returning to the island. The premise is that if Xiaobi Zaizi gives me face, I will feel panicked if it takes too long to come out."
"Then why don't you let this mental pollution poison the people of the base and others are harming your sister? Why don't you panic?"
Duan Li: "Spiritual pollution? Where is it?"
Li Cang ignored Duan Li who continued to snore: "Plans are worse than changes. Unplanned situations will always happen. This is the normal law of development of things. So, don't panic, dear grandson. I know everything well." It’s all under control.”
"Dad, I really need to thank you. This is the most useful bullshit I've ever heard."
"Then it's definitely not as effective as the fishing stew that some people just said."
"How dare you, you treacherous son, who the hell are you looking down on?"
"I'm too lazy to look, but I can guarantee that your Achilles tendon will be looking at you when I say this."
"I'm so fucking crazy%￥#you fuck%.￥#曰你@#￥%??!"
Watching the two of them seamlessly connect the extremely serious and extremely serious topics to meaningless and sustainable eccentricities and personal attacks, the little lady thought that she had unlocked and adapted to many gay scenes.
In the end, I could only pinch my eyebrows helplessly. This kind of moment of extinction could basically declare that the two of them could no longer put together a complete brain.
"Okay, okay, you two, stop arguing!" Tai Xiaoyi shouted in a stern voice: "Wang, aren't you hungry? Go fishing quickly. Do you know how troublesome it is to cook fish? Do you know?
How long will it take to stew the fish soup? Do you want to wait until dark before having breakfast?"
"Hiss~" Master Wang was stunned, then he pinched his chin with a look of indulgence and obscenity, and then solemnly said, "My little lady turns out to be so spicy, keep it up! Well, actually, the fishing can wait for now,
How about you come into the room with me first, little miss? I suddenly remembered something important and want to talk to you alone, no joke!"
"Get out of here!
"
Lao Wang got away laughing, and then he actually went to borrow a fishing rod. The sales department of the project department and the property department who had not yet left were three times speechless. They had never seen such a person in their two lives combined.
, how can you spoil your ornamental fish on the first day you move in? Lao Wang doesn’t care about your mess. If others can see it, it’s an ornamental fish. If others can’t see it, it’s food in my belly!
The fishing snack that Lao Wang said was even more unreliable than the day he changed his ways and stopped hunting wild food. Not only Li Cang didn't believe it, but even the young lady didn't believe it. Lao Wang just left with the fishing rod he cheated.
The two of them followed and entered the property. It was just a few ingredients and kitchen utensils. Xiao Wang patted his chest and said that these were normal needs and not troublesome at all. It was a pity that the properties of the project department and sales department did not have a few grains of food in total. Mingxi
After all, the construction of the town has not been completely completed. There are no shops or anything like that. A group of people gathered together in a panic. The scale was not much better than a spring outing picnic for kindergarten children.
At about ten o'clock, Li Cang took out Li Laixi, who was sleeping fast, from a pile of blankets, as if dragging a dead dog.
"what?"
"No! I don't! I want to sleep!"
"Sleep a little longer, let me sleep a little longer, be good, I finally don't have to practice!" Li Laixi squinted her eyes and hummed, holding Li Cang's arm and dragging her into the bed, and at the same time, she thrust her buttocks on Qin Zhen's bed.
Zhen said: "Go, move a nest and make room for him!"
"Oh!" Qin Zhenzhen, who was so sleepy that she didn't even open her eyes, said, "Do you want a pillow?"
Hum~
Whether you wake up or not, you are still awake!
If Mr. Autistic Cang hadn't covered himself up so hard, those shameless women at the base outside would have wanted to strip off their clothes on the spot and rush in to eat him alive. The couple that I bumped into in the nightclub restroom yesterday was a solid proof.
, Qin Zhenzhen thought to herself that she was not just pretending to be stupid in the lake, she had to ask Meng Lie to protect the food. I, Qin Zhenzhen, have been smart since I was a child!
Li Laixi's eyes that had just opened a little healed quickly: "It's okay if he pillows on me, how can the pillow have the quality of my mother's?"
Li Cang's teeth were itching, but considering that this woman was extremely bad and had enough energy to wake up, there was a possibility that she might break out at any time: "Get up, go home, have dinner and do some ideological work for our mother, and then I will go back to Kongdao first
Well, since you have nothing to do anyway, just continue to play and go crazy at the base, okay?"
The already healed eyes opened a thin slit: "Really?"
"Then you can't afford to get up?"
"Then are you still going to sleep?" Li Laisi patted the floor like a sea dog, causing a pile of carpets, blankets and other stuff to pop up in the nest: "This is a rare opportunity, my harem is warm and fragrant!"
"?(｀?′)╭n╮" Li Cang persuaded him kindly: "Little ancestor, hurry up, you - you can't afford it? Listen to me, I have no problem leaving now, but
You don’t want the young lady to come up to you with a pan and talk to you later, do you?”
It’s not easy to make this meal decently. The little lady is already extremely irritable when she can make a decent meal with nothing. If someone dares to waste the fruits of her labor, the little lady will obviously be even more irritable.
Some, and besides, given the status of a slave as a loser, why would he need to sleep for a long time during his lifetime?
After a period of fierce ideological struggle and struggle, Li Leisi finally sat up again like a lion king with the crackling of static electricity, and slapped Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen each.
"Hey, you two bed warmers, the sun is shining on your butts. When you get up to take a shower, both of you have small rivets on your clothes. It almost killed me!"
"Looks like mine?" Qin Zhenzhen got up and habitually found a direction to sleepwalk forward, then hit the wall with a bang, "Oh... you're not from my house... no... this is it.
My home..."
Suo Zhihui straightened her clothes a little, raised her head and smiled sweetly: "Good morning~"
The pink diamond named Star Wishes hanging from the neck ring is inlaid with complex craftsmanship and the pigeon blood red reflects the diamond like a lively little heart in the dim sunlight. It collides with the tassels to make a crisp sound and a small piece of
The flowing galaxy.
(Note: See Chapter 1118 for correct password)
Li Cang's eyes suddenly became solemn, and his expression was very strange - since the last time, why did he always want to take advantage of this thing whenever he saw it?
Suo Zhihui pursed her lips with a bad smile and raised her slender neck: "Here~"
Li Cang started and directly rubbed her hair into a chicken coop: "Good morning, this warrior who sleeps with makeup on!"
"It's annoying, I don't have makeup on."
"Ah, yes, yes, go and wash up quickly, the little lady is impatient to wait."
Suo Zhihui narrowed her eyes and cupped his hand with her head. Her pair of big, narrow and charming eyes, like a fox and a cat, turned toward the bathroom. She smiled slyly and the tea smell made people drunk: "Kiss me and I'll go!"
After saying that, he raised a finger and added softly: "Just a moment!"
Do you really dare...
Li Cang suddenly felt that something was wrong with his touch. He was shocked to see a pair of white, furry pointed ears standing up playfully from between his fingers under the cover of his hair. Then, a big fluffy tail appeared restlessly under the quilt:
"I...said..."
Suo Zhihui was extremely satisfied with Li Cang's expression. When he was about to speak, his eyes widened and he rolled to the ground with a splat. The sweat from his body wet the floor in a moment.
"So, this is the result of your retreat?"
The fluffy ears and tail instantly disappeared into ashes, like an elusive sunset.
Finally, with the help of Li Cang, Suo Zhihui stood up tremblingly and reluctantly. The look in her eyes was gone, her face was full of confusion and stiffness, her thin and delicate mouth pulled the crystal filaments, and
A mass of red quickly spread on her neck and face, replacing the bloodless paleness.
Li Cang was extremely speechless and blurted out: "Are you Timi okay again?"
Suo Zhihui was helpless, holding her heart and gasping softly, with half a tear remaining in the corner of her eyes, just like a cat wagging its tail begging for mercy: "It's so scary... It feels like my heart is about to burst..."
Li Cang stretched his legs and kicked off his slippers: "What should I say to you?"
Suo Zhihui's smile was uglier than her cry. Her expression looked desperate. When the base recommended this ability to her, she was actually ecstatic inside. Now that she thinks about it, it turns out she was careless.
"Can I still leave?"
"It's possible...it's possible..." Suo Zhihui shivered as she couldn't pry open her legs with tweezers. It can be said that she can still stand now only because of her childish skills as a dancer. Her core strength and psychological quality are exceptionally strong. Xiaocha
Comrade Bao didn't do anything this time. He was more hasty than ever with Yu Ji's back: "Well...I...I'm going to take a shower first..."
Then Qin Zhenzhen's scream came from the bathroom, accompanied by the sound of spraying toothpaste: "Ah poof... close the door, close the door... close the door!"
"Eh~ Hypocrisy~ Didn't you lock the door too!"
"She obviously came in later, why are you sweating so much?"
"I'm not in the habit of locking the door. Hey, you two little girls, put the water in. Let me come in. Wakaka!"
"You're crazy, clothes, my clothes!"
"Go! Leilei, is this really a tissue that humans can grow? Is this a version created for buyers' shows? Is this real? Eh? You two? What's going on with you two? Are you really human?
Is it possible to have a long-lasting organization?”
emmm, it seems like they didn't lock the door after all?
When Li Cang came down from upstairs, Lao Wang glanced at Li Cang inexplicably: "Where are Daleizi and the others? Didn't you say you want to take a bath?"
Li Cang said leisurely: "My family is so depressed that we have to queue up to take a shower..."
"???"
"What are you doing here? Where are the fish?"
"Ha! Of course the fish is in the pot! Hey, Teacher Cang, the house you bought is really worth it. The pond under the waterfall has a good fish mouth. Do you know that the fish mouth is good? The most important thing is that there are no novices to steal Feng Shui~"
Li Cang didn't say anything, but gave Lao Wang a thumbs-up: "This place is called Mingxi Town, and there is a for-sale sign next to it. You can definitely sell your red-haired girl, Miss Jing Baihuazi,
I've arranged to come over and make a nest for you, so I can sharpen my knife and chop wood."
