"Nonsense, everyone is snoring, don't you hear me?"
"Oh, useless little trash."
"Teacher Cang really drank a lot today, at least one and a half bottles!"
"Others drink liquor as beer and beer as water, but he drinks it better and drinks beer as alcohol."
"It's strange, Teacher Cang's strength has increased so fast, why can't he drink enough?"
"So, Li Cang's drinking capacity = Lao Wang's fatness!"
The three of them each dragged a wicker chair over and started grilling on the beach. The topic of chatting came to the beating that Li Leisi had received. Qin Zhenzhen said: "Sister Leilei, if you say that, then it will be a big deal."
I can’t say that anymore. Not only did the instructor give you such a good-looking child, but he also brought you back such a beautiful child adopter. If I had a biological mother like this, I would play a set of Manchu and Qing Dynasty’s top ten movies every day.
Even the torture guarantees that I will leave with a smile!"
"It's my grandma's credit for my good looks. It's because of the good genes of the Rao family, Rao Qifang and my dad, well, theirs is just an investment at most~" Li Laixi dismissed it: "I almost gave up on such a good talent.
She has been spoiled and spoiled, but she still has the nerve to despise me, even though she was beaten less by my grandma, and she herself is much uglier than my grandma, this is degradation!"
Qin Zhenzhen felt that her chest was so tight that she decided to change the topic: "Hey, sister Leilei, why on earth does the instructor like Mr. Cang so much?"
"At first, I thought he was pitiful. Rao Qifang is quite easy to sympathize with. Later, she probably felt that Li Cang was very good. Then it came about her metaphysical theories. She always felt guilty for not being able to teach Li Cang to practice kung fu." Li
Lai Si lowered her voice: "Actually, it is said that Li Cang looks a lot like my dad."
"Clam?"
"I also heard Rao Qifang talking to Jin Yujing after drinking too much. He said that the appearance is only slightly similar, but the temperament is 98% the same. However, I basically have no impression of my father. If I don't look at the photos,
There is only an outline in my mind, so I don’t think there is any resemblance. Hum, this bitch Li Cang just has a good face.”
"Three parts skin and seven parts bone. Occasionally, my tutor in college would say this. Teacher Cang is one of those people whose appearance makes you fall in love at first sight, but as long as you get along with him for a little longer, it is easy for people to ignore his appearance." Suo Zhihuai
Said: "My tutor is very good to me, likes me very much, and wants to bring me and her son together. Once I showed her a photo of me and Li Cang. She was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly she was very happy. She joked about the encounter she had when she was young.
It may not be a bad thing to fall in love with someone who is too good. At least she no longer has to worry about being worn out by marriage and money before I achieve anything. After that, she never mentioned her son again."
Qin Zhenzhen: "Yeah? Just based on a photo?"
"Well, my instructor is very accurate in judging people. To a certain extent, she and Instructor Rao should be considered the same type of people."
"Narrating." Li Laixi has always dismissed this kind of thing. She smeared Li Cang's face with roasted black paint and drew a big fat pig with wings: "Ah~ I am really a good person."
What an unabashed artist!”
"Sister Leilei, I have sufficient evidence to prove that you are destroying art. This is a crime!"
"Same feeling."
"Oh, two licking dogs!"
Qin Zhenzhen argued: "How can you call her a dog licker? She should definitely be called a cat girl!"
"Times have changed. Sure enough, a mere high school diploma should not be underestimated. There are quite a lot of them."
Qin Zhenzhen shouted as if she had been pricked by a needle: "I scored over 500 points in the college entrance examination! Dear Mother Earth, if I don't blow up others, I will almost get serious——"
"You haven't even passed 600 yet? It's a good thing it exploded. It's very pitiful to repeat your studies."
Qin Zhenzhen looked filled with grief and indignation, and thought to herself, Zhihui, a double-educated academic master like me, can't compare to you, a rich second generation who spends a lot of money to study?
As a result, Suo Zhihui looked at her sympathetically: "She entered Berkeley at the age of 15. When you took the college entrance examination, she went to Trinity for another year."
"You, you, you actually study music?"
Li Leisi patted the little comrade on the shoulder, waved her fist and laughed: "No, I practice martial arts!"
"Don't listen to her bragging. She didn't even know how much she donated to build the school!" Li Cang opened his eyes and took the roast stuck to his nose into his mouth: "Aren't you a martial arts practitioner? When you get there, you will be with other students and professors.
They got into a fight, and then they were involved in a famine and a lawsuit, and they ran off to cause trouble~"
"Teacher Cang, are you awake?" Qin Zhenzhen looked at Li Cang gratefully: "Teacher Cang, what's your score in the college entrance examination?"
"Hiccup~"
"Pfft~"
"Hahaha!"
Li Cang glared at the conscientious little girl with bitterness and hatred: "Repay kindness with enmity, right? Repay kindness with enmity?"
Li Laixi had already burst out laughing: "This guy is a low-scoring guy through and through. The total number of classes in high school is less than half a semester of others, and his grades are better than Lao Wang's. He squeezed the local quota and entered the Yantai University. He took the exam
I couldn't even get a single multiple-choice question right in math, and my single-digit score in No. 1 Middle School has become a legend. I'm known as the legendary senior whose brain is on his face!"
"Double digits! It's double digits!"
"Yanda University. Yan University." Qin Zhenzhen frowned and said, "Isn't that right? Yan University is also a 211-level university. How many points can you get if you have a local quota?"
Li Laixi reminded her with a wink: "Ahem, I am a student with special abilities!"
"What the hell -" Qin Zhenzhen finally came to her senses, her eyes full of suffocation: "My dear mother, this is okay??"
"Why not? After all, he is an extremely talented person who got the offer from Xiehe University while still underage. In the words of the school committee member of Yan University and the second highest chair in Yanchuan, it is an honor for Yan University and Yan University Affiliated Hospital that he chose to stay in Yan Chuan.
Oh, the Affiliated Hospital of Yan University is the Second Hospital of Yanchuan."
Qin Zhenzhen said sluggishly: "I've learned a lot."
The absurdity of this world has obviously gone beyond the cognitive scope of young comrades, causing a huge psychological impact.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Suo Zhihui pursed her lips: "Also, the vice principal of our No. 1 Middle School got sick once. It seemed to be a very complicated operation, and he walked in Yanchuan again.
No, I asked many people to ask for a knife from Xiehe Union Hospital. They all refused and said that it was just a minor surgery. The conditions at Yanchuan Second Hospital were completely safe and I could do it boldly. As a result, Li Cang made a call and they were in Yanchuan that night.
Got off the plane at the airport."
"Why?"
Li Laixi made Mr. Lu Xun smoke: "I think it's probably the same as the general public going to the zoo to watch."
Li Cang: "."
Thank you. I have begun to miss the days before today. The three monks had no water to eat, and the eggs and chickens were all put in the same basket. As expected, the chickens would fly and the eggs would fly.
Li Cang pinched the center of his brows distressedly, with sticky black hands. He staggered to the edge of the small lake and took a photo of the water. He suddenly discovered that a big fat pig with wings fluttering about to fly was painted on his face: "
The surname is Li! Damn you!!”
Li Laixi laughed wildly and stood there waiting for Li Cang to pounce on her. She also winked at her and said, "Chase me. If you catch me, I will allow you to sit in four rows!"
Qin Zhenzhen's face turned red and she backed away: "I'm not ready yet. I'm right. I'll send a message to Sister Da Lizi. The pears are ripe and the hazelnuts are still astringent. They don't taste good."
Then he found that the three people were looking at him with a particularly strange look.
"you."
Is this girl the only one who takes the co-author seriously?
"It can be seen that the minors protection law is a good thing. She actually believes in things that even dogs don't believe." Li Cang washed his face with the lake water: "You take them two to rest. I will sober up and talk to the little coin boy."
I have a date."
"They are already adults!"
"Virtue~"
Li Lest's seductive and narrow eyes stared at Li Cang for a long time, then she walked away with Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen with a smile.
Diaojiaolou.
Suo Mingyuan was lying on the bed, leaning against the wall, looking at Yang Yinan who was spinning around next to him with dull eyes and a neurasthenic look on his face: "My wife, you have been spinning for more than an hour, aren't you dizzy?
You dragged me into the house so early and refused to go to bed. If you are really worried, just go downstairs and have a look!"
"What do you know!" Yang Yinan suddenly stopped: "Shh!"
"what happened again?"
"Shh!"
Yang Yinan quietly opened the door a crack, and when she saw Suo Zhihui walking in "safe and sound", she finally breathed a sigh of relief: "That kid Li Cang knows what he's doing!"
Lao Suo grinned: "Shit, we're still here. It depends on what he dares to do. No matter how bastard he is, he can't do it in front of the little girl's parents. Ahem. This is the most basic respect. How come it comes from your mouth?"
You look like a good person. What's wrong with you? You look so ugly?"
Yang Yinan's face was not only ugly, but also darkened.
After all, the scene where Li Laisi rushed in from behind, picked up the two little white rabbits with a malicious smile, and then slammed the door shut was too difficult to explain in words. Yang Yinan, who had seen it before, could easily have some unreasonable associations.
——Really, that kind of smile she has only ever seen on the face of a bad boy who wants to humiliate, ahem, cheat!
Thinking of this, Yang Yinan pinched her eyebrows with a headache and felt confused.
To a certain extent, the part that worried her the most seemed to be able to put her heart back in her stomach, but from another angle, it seemed that something inexplicable but more worthy of worry appeared and entered.
this.
What the hell is this!
Yang Yinan, who had been awake all night and kept her ears open all night, finally fell asleep for a while at five o'clock in the morning. She felt like she was woken up by someone as soon as she closed her eyes. When she opened the door, Lao Wang's voice outside suddenly became clearer.
"Damn it, weren't you drunk yesterday? Didn't you forget to trick me?"
"Then tell me, what did I do to you?"
"Aren't you the one who let the bastard come over and splash paint in the middle of the night?"
"The one I let go is the bastard waiting to steal my relic at the exit of the one-way jump point."
After holding it in for a long time, Lao Wang finally gave up arguing with this wilted thing and winked: "Hey, what can I say? You just bought a nest here, and the people over there put all the bracelets on you.
Is this agreed upon with Dalei Zi? I don’t believe it! Based on my understanding of my daughter-in-law, she doesn’t look like a kind-hearted master~"
"Yeah, yeah, we've agreed to give you a little mother. Remember to change your words when she comes out, and you'll get a red envelope."
"Okay, I dare to ask you and my little mother when will you give me a younger brother? You see, it's not easy for me to be hungry and full these years. My little mother wants to have a good time with my younger brother.
Wouldn't it be rude for her to refuse?"
"Morning~" Li Laisi yawned and rolled Lao Wang and the sofa out of the window with a smooth kick: "Stayed up all night again?"
"Um."
"You don't look very pretty, buddy. Are you thinking about your little lover or that little cat?"
"This sentence fragmentation is very problematic. I suggest you retake mathematics." Li Cang picked up the tea cup and took a sip. His eyes were staring at the direction of the kitchen for a moment: "The young lady is not here, and I haven't eaten well in the past few days."
"You are very good at being serious and pretending to be stupid~" Li Laisi spread her long legs and straddled Li Cang's lap, pouted and pressed her lips against his neck, "But, considering this face, I still
It’s quite rare, eh, sister, this suspender belt is lace, where are you looking, am I no longer attracted to you at all?”
Li Cang straightened his back: "Oh, you just want to touch my body when you see me, and you have nothing else to say to me?"
Li Laixi was stunned by this punch that penetrated the traditional virtues. She was charred on the outside and tender on the inside. She opened her mouth and cursed: "It's your mother's fault! When you have a new love, you abandon the old one, right? You also learned how to be weird and angry with me. I should have known it."
Even if I marry a dog, it won’t be cheap for you!”
"It's such a pity that the teeth are so good. I once picked up a very beautiful thin dog, a real ape-backed male dog with a dog-waisted body, but it died a little early."
"Li Cang, if you have the guts, just say it again."
His tone was neither sad nor happy, and his eyes were carefree. Dogs would run away when they saw him, but Li Cang didn't. Instead, he said: "It's a good thing to have good teeth and neat teeth. If you don't believe me, just ask that Zhen Zhen over there."
Little comrade, the sight of these tiger teeth is terrifying, they can eat people."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Qin Zhenzhen, who was brushing her teeth, spat out a mouthful of foam: "Huh?"
Li Laisi was shaken all over by the jostling, and the expression on her face became unbearable. She narrowed her eyes and snorted: "Are you a veterinarian who can also check the teeth? Are you so disgusted with it? Have you ever secretly eaten it?"
"To say this is to burn a bridge. You prodigal bitch said you would take away three billion in interest the day before yesterday. You little money brat is so stupid that you don't dare to give this brother this level of strength."
"Hey, look, you look thin when you are wearing clothes and taking off your clothes, but it turns out that you also have a silver-like pewter gun tip. I'll make some more nutrient solution for you tonight."
Li Cang reached out and picked up a pineapple from the small table: "You are so young, but you are so addicted. Eat a pineapple first to get rid of the fire."
"It's a deal, I'm going to eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner today!" Li Laisi came over with a flirtatious look and rolled her eyes: "Wait a minute, that's not right, you're still trying to dislike me in a different way.
?"
"Okay, let's increase the sweetness. I've been working too hard on my brain these days, so I need to get some sugar."
"Okay, hold me up, mua, please take a rest while the little girl goes to brush her teeth~"
At this time, Lao Wang patted the dirt on his body and crawled back from the outside: "Teacher Cang, you really need to take care of this woman. This kick is so dangling that I can't kick my erector spinae muscle to open the line. How can I hope you can do it?"
This thing is used in a drag race with two colorful big waists, and it was ruined in her hands for no reason, so what else do she and my best friend, my little miss, have to do, it will affect our relationship very much!"
Li Cang wiped the saliva on his face, made a gesture arranged by Mr. Benshan, and muttered: "Here~"
Seeing Lao Wang flying backwards with a stinging sound through the air at a speed that was even more exaggerated than when he was hit by Li Lei's electric cannon, Li Cang nodded with satisfaction, reached out and touched the horn comb on the table, and put Qiao Xiaoyanxi back on
Sitting down, Lilith's hair was combed into a rainbow.
