Chapter 1,289 Teacher Cang who attempts metaphysics
Under the apple tree and in front of the rose bushes, we fast, bathe, burn incense and pray.
As the eldest son, Brother DaZi is particularly solemn. He is a macho man wearing a pink shirt, a tie, beach pants and a drag boy. He leads two teams of three dogs in tuxedos and they all present three animals as sacrifices for this solemn launch.
Li Cangna really spent a lot of money on the ceremony. Among the sacrifices, there was even a plate of boiled eggs dyed with red skin and wrapped with red thread.
The sacrifices that Li Cang can single out must have good origins. No, when he took out the chicken coop, the chicken feathers were still stuck to his hair.
Li Cang pushed away the food reserves that Sustainability used to kick him in a series of flying dragon attacks: "Go, go, play, don't cause trouble."
"The difference between the two pens of the top student has a lot of stationery. Teacher Cang, let me tell you, don't always try to do these feudal superstition gimmicks. There is something in your heart. As for your old man's luck, you can also rely on these symbolic metaphysics to reverse it."
God changes destiny?"
Li Cang's attitude could be described as pious. He ignored the man surnamed Wang and let all the servants of fate show off, fully armed and equipped with tools. It could be called a post-modern island version of the military parade at the Ancestral Temple.
Lao Wang Yahuazi almost burst into laughter: "If it is useful to sacrifice Xiaobizizi, I won't punish the derailment to 512 hours. Teacher Cang, I advise you to be kind. Let's just say that Xiaobizai just looks at everyone differently.
If I don’t bring you any good face, you two don’t even mention a word about how you two usually complain about the benefits and the various Yangshou crits!”
Li Cang said: "Why should I sacrifice Xiaobi Zaizi?"
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If you don't sacrifice the little coin boy, how can you sacrifice to God?
Perhaps the properties of the diode were revealed. Lao Wang was inexplicably trembling in his heart. He secretly thought something was wrong. He rushed over and took a single glance. Then he took advantage of the situation and slid to his knees to send himself into the sacrifice procession: "Master Gyrfalcon, don't blame me. Gyrfalcon."
Sir, please don’t blame——”
After the tribute, there is a lifelike feather that moves automatically without wind.
"Li Cang, you are so despicable!"
"Ha~"
Under Letisia's expressionless face, there was actually a lot of curiosity in her eyes. Although Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi found it interesting, they did not cause trouble. Li Laixi even shouted that she wanted to pay her respects, but Li Cang
This guy glanced at her newly dyed white hair and stopped her decisively: "No, it's not dignified enough."
Li Leisi couldn't help but was so angry at this guy that her fingers were trembling: "You, you, you -"
"What are you, you, no serious person can dye his hair gray!"
"You fart! This is obviously platinum gold!"
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"You'll be golden after a few days of sunburn, so you'll be more natural and beautiful." Li Laixi muttered guiltily, and then her eyes suddenly sharpened: "That's not right, you have such a dirty mind, Skadi, why don't you say you're not dignified enough? Why don't you just let me go with you?"
Is this discrimination and differential treatment?”
"Don't make any noise or be presumptuous in front of Lord Gyrfalcon!"
"You--"
Boom~
With a muffled sound that was neither light nor heavy, the two unlucky people who could have lived well naturally came into contact with Li Cang's sky island and collided.
They are just two pieces of shit that have no resources and cannot even be called islands. They have enjoyed treatment that even Monroe could not even imagine.
Turtle-backed dragon lice, from the Demonic Mountain to the Demonic Mountain, and then from all walks of life, swarmed onto the island in such an overwhelming force that the island was almost completely empty. In a scientific and dignified spirit, one annexed one by one, and the other was annexed by Gokun.
Completely destroying Yang Jitian with claw attacks in all forms, the main focus is a rigorous three-dimensional.
Debris from the empty island fell like a meteor shower to the lower surface. Li Cang smacked his lips after confirming that the construction was correct: "It's just a fly in the ointment. It would be perfect if there were a few more zombies on top~"
"Then how big of a walking zombie must he be to be able to withstand this battle? When the medicine ghost comes, he has to wet his pockets before leaving!"
The fragment of the empty island is only a small piece, but it symbolizes that they have walked out of the desert airspace drained by the master of the Yuctra Hill lair. It is of great significance. Li Cang stood on the edge of the empty island and blew the wind with infinite emotion:
"I'm out of prison, I'm finally out of prison, cheer, boil, tremble, Orbital Line, your teacher Cang is back again!!"
Lao Wang took a photo of the second scene and posted it on the forum with the text: Old and young men on the track, big girls and young wives, be optimistic about your husbands, be optimistic about your wives, be optimistic about your island, and be optimistic about your destiny.
Servant and wallet, it took more than two months for the hungry and thirsty Teacher Cang to break out of the deserted area and run towards his bright future again.
【?】
[I dare to ask Master Wang, what have you experienced in the past three months? 】
[Erase? Update once a day? I have never seen such a hard-working author in my entire life!]
[My husband is so handsome! I haven’t updated in three months. Do you know how I got here in the past three months? brbrbrbr, I’m sorry Jimei, my wishing interface just turned a bit gray]
[It’s actually a video, my middle finger can’t wait, wait for me for eight seconds!]
[Come back, Jimei guys, who is this guy? He’s so good at the second grade, he doesn’t even show his face, it’s boring, he’s off the hook]
[Tongue typing to show innocence, is it true that it is updated every day? Will there be a foster father tomorrow?]
[Turn around, turn around, I advise you not to be disrespectful, turn around quickly!]
[No, someone saw Master Cang and Master Wang showing up at the 3/7 base some time ago. It doesn’t look like he’s very busy. Why hasn’t it been updated in three months? 】
[Master Wang, I have a Destiny Servant Transformation Seed that I have been keeping in my hands for a long time. Now I want to sell it at a low price. You can go to Goldfish Logistics for basic information. If you want to take it, just click me to see the attributes.]
[What a handsome back, the shoulders and back are better than the waist and hips than the shape of the erector spinae, and his clothes are also very good, ahhh, I can’t stand it anymore, he is really, I’m crying to death]
[Remember to use wet wipes after crying, don’t use paper as it will stick]
[I want to see Teacher Cang in formal clothes, a proper thug in a suit]
[Hmm, um, um, Teacher Cang’s fingers are so slender and beautiful. I have a bold idea]
[Female netizens in front of you, please be sensible, Teacher Cang belongs to everyone, private use of buses is prohibited]
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! [Why bother licking the screen? With this little fortune, I will never be able to eat four dishes in my life, and I won’t see what your level is and what my sister Lei’s level is?]
[Hey, which four dishes in Kangkang are so expensive? 】
[Wedding wine, children’s full-moon wine, funeral banquets and sacrificial tributes, talking about virtue means that you will not be able to get married, your child will not be a month old, no one will care about you when you die, and no one will pay homage to you after you die]
[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu didn’t do it by the way. how can he be so good-looking?
courage]
[The second day when I miss Instructor Rao, I feel uncomfortable]
[Since no one objects, I will secretly take the bone girl away]
[Bone Girl must weigh dozens or hundreds of tons no matter what. If you can carry her away directly, follow my advice and find a large settlement to become the Supreme Emperor and taste all kinds of worldly things. Wouldn’t it be delicious? 】
[Am I the only one who noticed that a new toy appeared on the screen? Teacher Cang doesn’t have a servant of destiny with a tail, right? I mean a snake tail! 】
【Hey, new daughter??】
[You haven’t updated for so long and you don’t have a family photo. Xiao Wang, do you still want to hang out in the forum with this attitude? Where is my little lady? Where is my instructor? Where is my big brother? That’s it? An old man
Dogs don’t even look at my butt!】
[Wow! Teacher Cang’s butt is so perky, can you secretly lick it and no one will notice? 】
[You little bitch, shut up for me!]
[If I could carry these long legs once, I’m afraid it would really last a lifetime]
【↑,Brother, something is wrong with you】
【No male mother...wait??】
[Is holding grass so exciting? Brother, why don’t you write a book about it? My wife likes to read it! 】
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It can be seen that from the poster to the audience, nothing is serious.
Lao Wang looked at the surge in page views and laughed for a while. He closed the forum interface with satisfaction and posted once. This harvest will be spent by Dabao Sword. There is no way to spend it all. It will be spent during the Chinese New Year.
