The thousand-layer routine of the bridesmaids group also gave the young men with little talent and little knowledge a new experience. I wonder if they will ever learn to torment others like this in the future. Li Cang, who finally breathed a sigh of relief, simply found a chair in a quiet corner.
I sat down and tried to pretend that others didn't exist while also making them pretend that I didn't exist. It was a show of self-deception.
"Are you tired? I know you old men won't be able to eat breakfast~" Dalei Zi handed over half of a roast goose that had been chewed at least three times, and raised his eyebrows very proudly: "This is specially reserved for you! From now on!
It’s hard for those tigresses to snatch food from their mouths!”
Li Cang took advantage of her smile to mark the teeth mark on the roasted goose near her mouth. It was a perfect fit, so he started to eat it with confidence: "What other tricks have you prepared to torment people?"
"No! The rest is none of your business. You have to give the groom a chance to show off, right?" Li Laisi said with her fingers: "Change your words, serve tea, find shoes, wear flowers, blah blah, I heard you yesterday
Just dodged the drinking and ran away?"
"I went to the Fusheng Island Chain, and there was a little surprise from XCMG."
"As expected of a psychology major, there are many tricks. Tell me, how did she trick you into boarding the pirate ship?"
"What man can escape the law of adopted father?"
"What do you mean, she also asked you to bring food to the dormitory?"
"I picked up some skewers." Li Cang suddenly paused, waved to Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen, and pointed at them, "Well, well, well!"
Qin Zhenzhen in the crowd looked cute, and Suo Zhihui walked over with a smile and handed the water bottle in her hand to Li Cang.
"Thank you." Li Cang took a sip, "I thought I heard the clatter of a wonton cart outside. Don't tell me you all have breakfast!"
Suo Zhihui said: "Of course there is. Jiaojiao called a team of chefs to come over. Didn't you guys?"
Li Cang's face turned dark: "I have been self-reliant throughout the whole process. I have eaten takeout and barbecue for several consecutive meals. You think no one will notice if I go out to eat some wontons and come back?"
"Tell grandma to charter a car today?"
Li Cang gave up in despair. Sure enough, the base was still waiting to be discovered in the area of Guansong's exotic animal meat wontons: "Where's the roast goose? It's not delicious, and it smells like a refrigerator!"
"It's good to eat some! You're picky!" Li Laixi rolled her eyes, "Look, kneel down, kneel down, hey, Li Cang, when will you do this to me?"
Son?"
"Good guy, if you want to fall in love, I have to give you a thumbs up. You are so senior!"
"I said to propose marriage!"
"Oh, I didn't know I thought I was asking for rain!"
"Old Xiao Chi!" Comrade Dalei Zi asked casually because he was emotionally occupied by the situation. He didn't expect such an answer. He and the guy immediately looked at each other in disgust: "What a beast you are, you only think about my mother all day long."
Pressing down on the bed can bring disaster, but you don't even think of the emotional cost?"
"What kind of nonsense are our deep and profound revolutionary friendships about? Oh, Old Wu, who looks so honest and humble, has such a bright mind..." Li Cang imitated Wu Yisong's affectionate look and tone: "
What is the door to happiness? It is us~!"
"Good guy, you are worthy of marrying two people at once. How did he manage to keep his expression straight and his heart not beating? My sin this morning was in vain. Timi should let this guy be self-sufficient!"
"By the way, where did you leave your shoes?"
"Heh~"*3
Qin Zhenzhen said disdainfully: "Teacher Cang, your deception is too low-level and perfunctory. If you want to bribe us, you must at least show some sincerity, right?"
"Emmm, if I treat you to some wontons later, doesn't that count as sincerity?"
"Ha, don't count on Hui Hui and the little lady. In order to prevent the two of them from being weak-willed and secretly tipping off the news, they were not present at all when the shoes were hidden." Li Laisi said with a look on her face: "I have predicted your prediction."
"Is there anything else you want to say?"
"Isn't this for everyone's consideration? I'm going to finish the dinner early and I'm starved to death. How about you let me knock on it?"
Li Leisi pushed Suo Zhihui forward: "Here!"
Li Cang: "..."
This guy is really brave. I can knock this fake cat to death without using a big magic wand. Do you believe it or not?
It's just half a roast goose, and thirty more Li Cangdu can't get enough.
So he took the time to go to the bathroom, and after two muffled bangs, he walked out with a satisfied look on his face. The bridesmaid who saw this scene even looked at the bathroom door behind him expectantly, trying to use the will of all living beings to get out of the bathroom again.
Take out a disheveled little bridesmaid or something.
Li Cang rubbed his belly: "This thing is only filling for a while. I really hope to see the meat of exotic animals on the table today."
"Stop complaining, don't worry, Chef Aunt Kong, Jiaojiao felt distressed all night last night." Li Laixi said: "If you don't, I'm very curious, what have you helped in the past two days, and why are you even at the wedding?
Don’t you know the basic process?”
"blow a balloon."
"What?"
Li Cang shrugged and said: "I asked the losers to blow up hundreds of thousands of balloons. After they decorated the wedding room and the island, they have been drinking heavily."
"Oh, there's no one reliable."
"No one is reliable! I'm as tired as a dog after working hard there, and you're just flirting here?" Lao Wang looked at the roasted goose bones on the plate that the dogs shook their heads at, and his eyes were blue with anger.
He said: "Eating roast goose so early in the morning? Your sins are too numerous to describe! What about that? Do you have any more? Give me one too!"
"Li Cang finished the last half of it."
"Wait..." Lao Wang poured himself a glass of water: "More than half of the people at the scene have arrived, and tea has just been served here. I say, you are too tossing!"
"That means you're here early. The time has been calculated, so let them wait." Li Laixi said nonchalantly, "Is the open-top train fun? Jiaojiao placed the order long in advance. When she was drinking last night, she said that she used to use it when she was a child.
There is a railway in front of the house, and the train will come here at 6:30 every day. At that time, she probably read too many fairy tales, and all day long she thought about a prince charming driving a train to marry her..."
"Is he worthy of Prince Charming?" Lao Wang glanced at Wu Yisong's black skin and bared his teeth in disgust, "Hey, this guy's face is not even whiter than that of me! But Teacher Cang is okay, at least he's fair enough.
, I can barely catch up to one-tenth of my beauty in terms of beauty. No more. Any more would be disrespectful to the audience."
"I believe the audience is not worthy of such a high level of aesthetics..." Qin Zhenzhen muttered, "Why don't you go and help? People over there are already looking for shoes!"
After the bride puts on her wedding shoes, her feet will naturally not touch the ground according to Yanchuan rules. Then her close relatives will cover their heads, and the bride and groom will wear corsages for each other.
Pei Qian said with a smile: "The bride is getting ready to get out of bed. Groomsmen, there is one last task for you to complete. Put on the corsages for the bridesmaids and bring up the flowers."
Lao Wang sighed: "What should I do if I hold a pin as big as grass and it leaks when my hand shakes?"
There are many bridesmaids.
Under the lock of eight cameras at the front and back and the attention of the older people, looking at the 6 smiling people lining up in front of him, Li Cang's hands that were not shaking even when holding the scalpel were now shaking like Timi Parkinson, but this cannot be entirely blamed on Li Cangshe.
I'm afraid, considering what I have to do, at least half of the groomsmen are shaking in sync with Li Cang...
If someone gets pricked and bleeds, why don't they just be buried here?
Although the best man who was eliminated in the game has no role, it is still a wonderful sight to have 16 bridesmaids lining up in front of Lao Wang. Who would have thought that this guy would be more popular than Li Cang?
Lao Wang smiled maliciously: "The bridesmaid is really not allowed to do anything..."
The bridesmaid in front of her held her head high and held her chest high: "Young lady, stand at the back. If you can, use your strength. Come on, come on. Say hello to me. Don't pity me!"
Lao Wang:_(′?`‖∠)_
Mmp, if you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts. This sister Timi is a pervert who has no taboos!
The whole room looked at the dumbfounded Lao Wang and burst out laughing. They were all booing and whistling.
Under the gaze of everyone, Master Wang's carrot-thick fingers did not tremble, but the muscles at the corners of his mouth trembled.
"Dirty dirty~"
Comrade Lao Wu's little love train sang loudly, and Kuci Kuci drove out of the courtyard amidst the sound of fireworks and salutes.
The little train with lanterns, colorful flags and banners was particularly lively. A pair of groomsmen and bridesmaids each held a red hand-knitted flower basket, but the contents were not real flowers, but colorful wedding candies and red base work score cards.
"Jiaojiao is quite thoughtful. It's not bad to see a little train like this." Lao Wang casually sprinkled a handful of wedding candies to a crowded place outside, and looked at Tai Xiaoyi next to him, "Little miss, weren't you all right at that time?"
Have you been kicked out? How do you know where Xi Shoes is hidden?"
Tai Xiaoyi pointed out: "It should be regarded as a side effect of using too much True Vision. I can tell at a glance where I have been touched or what is different from before. All kinds of subtle traces cannot be hidden from my eyes.
"
The corner of Lao Wang's mouth twitched: "Ahem, the young lady really has piercing eyes!"
Damn it, no wonder every time the dog goes to wash its feet, no matter how clean the traces are, it will be discovered. It turns out that it should be on this.
certainly.
One foot-washing is not another. Lao Wang is a person with professional ethics. The service industry and his basic environmental protection concepts are usually in conflict.
In a word, whatever you say, I am right.
Two baskets of wedding candies were handed out, and the little train finally overcame the "numerous difficulties" to get to the ferry island and arrive at the scene. After being delivered to the wedding room, it was the business of the relatives of both parties, and the ceremony was held at the auspicious time.
As soon as Li Cang and his gang got off the train, they were blocked by Mr. Wu Nansen's boss Zhao Yang and other people who were talking to Rao Qifang Jin Yujing. They couldn't get in because they were not in the wedding room anyway.
There are fewer people than outside, so when you come, you can take care of yourself.
Boss Bei rubbed a cigarette with a smile: "There are few visitors, good boy, you are really rare to show up. I don't see you as often as outsiders in this home of the base. I can only look for news about you on the forum."
Here you go."
"Just got back on track after going through a storm zone."
"Old man, believe me, no one wants to see Teacher Cang often, probably not even a second time." Lao Wang casually added, "Isn't the base developing very well? This population is rushing to leave with 40 to 50 million people.
Well, last time we came back we didn’t have so many empty islands!”
"They are all people from outside. There is nothing to brag about. They have a lot of headaches, but it is still a good thing. Time flies. I still remember that on the first anniversary, there were still people in the base who could not afford to eat.
Meaty people.”
To be honest, this is already a good start for a low-level business exchange. According to Boss Bei's social skills, it's time to exchange cups with each other, hello, me, hello, everyone. However, Lao Wang's casual remarks are really just casual.
, he was not prepared to continue this topic at all.
Looking at Li Cang again, he had already started to play with the dog as if no one else was around.
Rao Qifang's smile was very kind, "You are the only one who still wants to escape them. It's strange, Ah Fei doesn't seem to be very afraid of you?"
"Perhaps you have the confidence?" Li Cang looked at Daju Ah Fei, who had weighed more than 20 pounds by eating and sleeping, "Why didn't you see Aunt Jin?"
“Admire your collection from the front!”
In addition to various arrangements such as flowers and grass, the wedding scene was randomly decorated with jewelry booths that were originally agreed upon. On-site auctions were impossible, but the recent floating population of tens of millions at the base obviously gave the aborigines the confidence to make bulk purchases.
Our own people have limited digestion capacity, so we have to "cheap" on the newcomers from outside.
Li Cang didn't take it seriously.
The news is out of date. There is only a mere tens of millions of people. Now he has in his hands another group of rich people in the mirage area who have worked hard to squeeze and search for hundreds of years of treasures. The base cannot roll up the finished gems in tons.
Antique art can turn the entire industry into a cabbage patch.
Besides, the demand for this thing itself is not as positive as that of differentiated products.
At this time, Bei Zhikang and others, who were left alone, laughed heartily.
I can’t remember how long it’s been since I’ve experienced such a scene. Speaking of it would sound a bit Stockholm and masochistic, but this is the classless and equal dialogue scene they really need. Living among people for a long time can easily make people biased.
Listening to false beliefs and then being satisfied and lost in the status quo, this group of tyrants who come off the track to take a vacation can help the base understand themselves and this cruel doomsday era.
Especially Bei Zhikang.
The old guy could keenly sense the meaning of the look Li Cang and others looked at the base, just like a warlord looking at a chaebol. For example, imagine how the two eldest princesses of the Southern and Northern Dynasties would view each other when they met?
Boss Bei was successfully amused by his own imagination.
Family members, who is willing to believe it? I have led soldiers throughout my life and fought countless beautiful battles, but now I am regarded as a rich man. If it weren’t for the wrong timing, Boss Bei really wanted to give Qin Zhenzhen that little
Yafa put a whole set of emojis on her hair and complained about her current inner monologue.
