Suo Zhihui insisted on driving. After all, no matter how fast the car went, it could not go faster than Kun, so he did everything possible to improve his safety factor.
Li Cang, who was holding the steering wheel, couldn't help complaining: "Sometimes it's really boring to be a man. I work as a cow or a horse during the day, and I still work as a cow or a horse at night. It's so tiring to live!"
Suo Zhihui blinked and smiled very sweetly and tea-like: "I hope you eat well and sleep well!"
"That would be even more boring!"
"Hmph~"
Qin Zhenzhen poked her head out from between the driver and co-pilot: "What riddles are you playing? Hey, Hui Hui, aren't you and Teacher Cang supposed to be having an affair and having a passionate love affair? Why are you suddenly going to see the Fluorescent Coast again?"
?”
Suo Zhihua was silent and silent.
Li Cang said: "The salt water in your big thermos cup doesn't quench her thirst. She wants to go see the sea."
Qin Zhenzhen thought for a while, then said with a serious look on her face: "Oh, is this like it? Then I will switch to electrolyte water next time!"
Li Cang turned around and looked at her blankly.
Qin Zhenzhen also stared back with wide eyes, the innocence overflowing in them was simply bolting.
Li Cang was quickly defeated: "Why are her eyes so big? Why are they so big?"
"Peach blossoms with drunken three-eyes, of course they look bigger..." Suo Zhihui said, "But Zhenzhen's eyes are much bigger than mine to begin with!"
"Eh? Is this called Three White Eyes?"
"Well..." Qin Zhenzhen said lifelessly: "That old man Xiahou Haiwei said that he is drunk with peach blossoms and has three white eyes, and his peach blossom eyes have three white eyes. There are many dangers and misfortunes in his life, and he is usually docile and silent but relies on his own interests when trouble comes.
It’s all about relationships, I’m naturally spiteful and aggressive, and I’m doomed to doom at the age of thirty-three, blah blah, but old man Tao Hongben disagreed, saying that my eyelashes overlap, my dew is long, and I’m noble and delicate.
It should belong to the category of phoenix eyes. Although there may be troubles, it will not go astray. Because of this, the two old men had a big quarrel and almost started fighting. But I think it doesn't matter. I only know that I am lucky that I have good eyesight.
It’s big and bright enough, otherwise it would be absolutely ugly!”
"when did it happen?"
"When they were chatting with Old Man Bei some time ago, I just happened to see him making irresponsible remarks to other girls behind their backs at such an old age. His spine would be rotten, huh!"
Li Cang looked at the rearview mirror, then stared into Qin Zhenzhen's eyes and fell into deep thought. It is said that with the level of Xiahou Haiwei and Tao Hongben, it is impossible for such a basic error of judgment to occur. Damn it.
Yes, these two old hackers are probably criticizing Sang and Huai, right?
"Teacher Cang, look at the road, look at the road, don't look at me!" Qin Zhenzhen blushed when she was stared at, and hurriedly went to scratch Li Cang's face: "There's someone, there's someone, there's someone in front of you!"
Creak.
With a brake, Qin Zhenzhen was directly folded onto the driver's seat and screamed in pain. Suo Zhihui helped her to her side. Anyway, the driver's seat of the car was big enough. They were both small enough: "Are you okay?
"
"No..." Qin Zhenzhen rubbed her head and looked forward, her Bagua spirit carrying the physical pain, "What's wrong? Why is it so busy in front? What happened so late at night?"
"Give me money! Otherwise, don't even think about passing through here!"
"The government owes us. Our children are dead. If they are dead, they should support us. Why can you drive a luxury car across our territory and we have to live a miserable life?"
"Run over us!"
"come!"
There were horse-shaped jams on the road in front of the traffic flow, and there were several aunts and uncles lying down. There were dozens or hundreds of people watching. There were cars parked on both sides of the road with their lights on, and the whole scene looked like a faded old movie.
The feeling of being out of time.
Theoretically, the time when this kind of thing happened frequently was really not much older than Li Cang. Blocking the road and setting up nail boards, or spending money to buy a few old scoundrels to go directly to the road...
You bite me?
I just didn't expect that this kind of thing would actually happen in the actual control area of the base. The long and narrow island chain where this rarely used road is located is not more than 300 kilometers away from the base's floating mainland island.
Walking corpses have been killed, strange beasts have been killed, and humans may be no exception, but Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen have really never seen such a bizarre scene, and they stared at the situation outside with their eyes wide open.
Li Cang stopped in the middle of the traffic, pulled up the handbrake and waited nonchalantly for the incident to end.
"We've called the police!"
"Ha, how about calling the police? If you can, they will send us all to the floating island chain to mine, and we will be fed, housed, and buried!"
"You, you, you..."
"Bah! Give me the money quickly! Otherwise, people will dig nails into the road ahead! Even if I are captured and taken away, you can't even think about it!"
"Who are you trying to scare by calling the police? You think I'm so scared, you have the guts to let them kill me!"
"It's killing people, the government is killing people!"
"..."
This kind of excitement can only be watched for a while, and it will be boring if it is too much.
Sure enough, within five minutes, Qin Zhenzhen had already started thinking about other fun: "Teacher Cang, there is smoke in the car!"
"There is no smoke, the windows are closed and the fire is out..."
"Cigarette, that cigarette!"
"If you don't smoke, you should quit smoking already."
"You smoke one, smoke one, and I take a picture. I just want to take a picture of you driving with one hand and smoking unruly!"
"Go to hell!"
As a result, Suo Zhihui also became interested. Unable to resist the two of them, Li Cang ordered one and held it in his hand.
"Pfft, Teacher Cang, you are obviously hot and handsome. Why do you look like a beggar just released from prison and finally found a place with leeward..." Qin Zhenzhen couldn't help laughing, "Hey, put down the car window.
, put your hands on it, yes, yes, yes, look out the window, side face, side face, Ness!"
As a result, not long after he lowered the car window, someone outside recognized Li Cang.
"That is..."
"Is it Teacher Cang?!"
"Damn it, the money I paid for the journey today was not in vain. I actually saw a living Teacher Cang!"
"Ha! Even Teacher Cang is stuck here? This belongs to his grandma!"
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Those who were making a mess and noisy didn't know what was going on, but the person blocking the road suddenly became excited: "What the hell, Mr. Cang, Mr. Dog, the gods are coming today. If you don't pay the road maintenance tolls, don't even think about getting through here. If you have the ability, just
Run over us!"
Then, a high-powered old tractor-trailer with an extra-large triangular plow on its head suddenly started up, slowly blowing out black smoke and pushing towards the traffic flow from the side.
The first car was only slightly scratched by luck, but the second and third cars were directly thrown off the road.
Suddenly there was chicken feathers all over the ground, and there were screams and curses.
Li Cang frowned. The last time Suo Zhihui and the others were injured was when they were hit by a car...
Coming again?
Seeing the car door being slammed shut, Suo Zhihui quickly leaned out and shouted: "Li Cang, don't..."
An illusory skeletal gate opened in front of the traffic, and a few dog-legged dogs who had no idea what they were doing before fell out of it, grinding the teeth of a few old scoundrels on the ground on the spot.
The walking zombies themselves are more infectious to ordinary people than the subordinates, and the legions do all the work in the mill. Who knows what they touched and chewed one second ago.
Li Cang raised his wrist: "Seven minutes, you have about seven minutes to treat the corpse."
The old guys who were on the verge of death a second ago got up and ran wildly along the road——
"Save us!"
"We don't have time to run to the treatment point. Please drive us there!"
"help me!"
It would be a joke if someone would pay attention to them, but at least these old guys are somewhat self-aware and did not shout for people to pray to save them. I don't know whether they didn't expect or knew that non-stripping people could not pray at will.
A middle-aged man with a scoundrel look yelled with a stern expression: "Don't think that we will be afraid of you after scaring away a few old people! I helped build this road! No one can even think about it without paying! You are a big shot.
I have a life! Haha, if you can, kill me! Brothers, bring all the cars over and nail Luca to death. No one wants us to move here today!"
"I'm not ready to let you go."
"?"
A group of dogs pounced on it like wolves and tigers, gnawing at each arm and leg, and then directly threw the half-dead and bloody people into the mill without any intention of letting them go for treatment.
Except for the shrill howls of the road bullies, there was silence in the traffic at night.
Can't bear it?
impossible!
It's too late for people who are struggling to make a living these days to feel sorry for themselves. How can they have the time to feel sorry for others? At this moment, they suddenly feel that the forum may be really valuable. The almighty netizens don't lie to me. What they say is true. This is
Li Cang, that killer with a smiling face.
emmmm, if I want to memorize some knowledge points in the future and I don’t know anything about it, I’ll have to check the forums more...
