Chapter 1387 Rao Qifang: Dont be stunned, call me aunt
Eating after practicing is not a good living habit, but Rao Qifang firmly believes that beating Dalei Zi after filling his stomach will cause him to lose a precious sense of satisfaction and happiness.
"I agree!" Dalei Zi's face was full of mourning, "Send Rao Qifang back to the base quickly to cause harm to the base. If this continues, I won't survive more than three days!"
Li Cang thought deeply: "I'm not familiar with the primitive tribes on Uncle Black Island. How about I take over the tribe from Martinis?"
He was still thinking about his promise to Rao Qifang to go hunting on Uncle Black Island and experience the primitive tribal customs. When it came to licking our mother from multiple angles, Li Cang's memory was finally no longer selective, and his revolutionary will was as firm as Comrade Qin Zhenzhen's.
shake.
"Why are you in so much trouble? Just shoot, let's just have fun~" Rao Qifang put down her job and started to pick a gun. In the middle of the sentence, her tone suddenly contained a hint of Xing Qianli's mother's worry, "My son
Damn, for such an old person, wouldn’t it be wasted if you beat them too much and eat them all?”
"Use it as feed." Lao Wang added: "Alienated silver ants, bee colonies, fish ponds, dog legs, and the large livestock all over the world in the hive all need food rations. We usually do this if any group of groups reproduces beyond the standard.
A hundred hearts, please don’t help me, I feel so sorry for you~"
Rao Qifang's indifferent eyes glanced at Lao Wang. Master Wang suddenly felt that he might have been silenced several times. He coughed and shouted angrily at his son to carry more gun cases and ammunition.
"Would you like to play real-person CS? How about that?" Li Lai Si took out an original and authentic antique Maxim from the last century from the box and gestured: "There are guns, there are people, there are prey, there are
The venue is ready! Is it worth our hard-earned vacation if we don’t play the real-life version once?"
The girls accompanying the playgroup staggered and almost collapsed on the ground.
Are you sure you want to use this thing to play real-life CS with us? Just say who you want to kill. Why is it so complicated?
Their ability to pray may not necessarily be weak, but after all, not everyone can physically block bullets, and not everyone will not leave scars if they are injured. If you don’t see the scars and their physique, then the treatment will cost extra.
with...
Rao Qifang's eyes were already bright. She had never touched a gun, but that was because she was not satisfied with the power of firearms and believed in her own fists. It was not because she was not interested.
"Mom, you want to play?"
"Forget it, forget it, it's too dangerous. If it misses, many places won't be easy to treat."
For example, the brain, the neck, the lungs, the heart, the eyes...
Lao Wang immediately followed up: "It's simple. I'll change the bulletproof patch and replace it with color and smoke when hit. Teacher Cang, can you give everyone your armor?"
"Why not use a paintball gun?"
"Can a paintball gun be used for hunting? Obviously it can't be, so it's better to use live ammunition. It's solid!"
Li Cang silently called a group of Sangouzi over, and asked them to take off their cast armor and distribute it to everyone present. Each breed of second son of blood and servant of destiny has its own ready-made cast armor. Sangouzi's body shape is the most anthropomorphic.
Moreover, it has a female-oriented image, and the armor is also particularly thin and beautiful, so it is just right to use them.
It is a pity that the skill effect of [Conductor's Quest] thermal weapon resistance is only effective for Li Cang and his subordinates, and cannot be transferred to other recognized friendly units. Even Lao Wang Li Lei and the little lady cannot enjoy it. With the support of the Commander's March, everyone's safety may be even more guaranteed.
When it comes to playing games, Comrade Dalei Zi is a professional.
"Let's work out the rules of the game. How about a points system? A head counts as 3 points, and an ordinary beast counts as 1 point. Alien beasts? There are also alien beasts. If you can't use physical strength and skills beyond the limits of ordinary humans, then Can alien beasts be so-so and only count as 5 points?”
"Well, a team of 5 or 10 will be eliminated. The team with the highest points will be considered the winner. The time will be decided later."
"What else is coming?"
Some people blinked, holding back bad reminders: "Prizes, prizes~"
"Oh, right..." Li Laixi thought for a long time, "Do you want a bonus or jewelry?"
"Ahem, Sister Leilei, we are not that materialistic people. How about a nice kiss from Teacher Cang?"
"Sister, do you want to go to heaven?"
"Oh my, I'm so excited..."
However, how do they really understand Big Leizi? They just heard this tough woman who only had eyes for victory and defeat say nonchalantly: "Tsk, if you can beat me, you can let him sleep with you tonight." !”
Li Cang: "?"
Everyone: "?"
Is there such a good thing?
If eyes could play with Teacher Cang, I believe Teacher Cang would have been eaten dry by now!
"Oh, sisters, don't be fooled by this scheming bitch!" Lao Wang said disdainfully: "Teacher Cang just slept on a porcelain bed a few days ago, and he probably won't sleep again this month!"
The playgroup is not someone to be trifled with——
"Only sleep? No sleep? Is there such a good thing?"
"You really have an iron-clad body..."
"Sisters, let's make money with our blood!"
"Oops, my saliva is drooling..."
In the end, after the prizes were confirmed to be self-selected in the Honeycomb Basement, there were no disturbances. It was once difficult to overcome the difficulties~
"Draw lots!"
"Haha, I'm in a team with Master Wang, it's not a loss!"
"It's weird, why are there 7 people in our group?"
"As expected of mother and son, they actually got drawn together. Master Wang, you didn't help Teacher Cang cheat, did you?"
"Fart, if I'm cheating, why don't I replace all my group with young women?"
"Because everyone who comes here is perfect..."
"That's right, let's go, let's go to the field battle!"
"Did I drive too hard or did the car drive too hard?"
The women's army was extremely powerful in fighting together, and even Lao Wang, who had no business counterpart, found it a bit difficult to resist.
The lottery process was extremely chaotic. There were five-person teams, seven-person teams, and ten-person teams. But in Dalei Zi’s words, this was called random matching. Luck was also a type of strength. Some teammates were not as good as pigs. Dog, some teammates are big dogs and move quickly. Few people may not be a bad thing, and many people may not be a good thing.
Rao Qifang drew Li Cang, the two of them were paired with the little-legged Qin Zhenzhen, and Duan Li, and the last person she drew turned out to be Li Qingyi...
Rao Qifang twirled his fingers, his expression somewhat strange.
Li Qingyi was trembling. After all, she and Yu Miao came here through Zhao Li's light, and her unreliable father left a very unforgettable meeting gift for the mother and son in front of her.
"Come here..." Rao Qifang waved, "The little girl looks a lot more pleasing to the eye now. She has some independent opinions. Don't follow your father's lead."
After the well-protected unruly smell on her body was washed away, Li Qingyi's face was still very pleasant, not to mention that she was the standard face of the Li family, and Rao Qifang actually didn't hate her.
Li Qingyi felt like she was being pardoned, and timidly smiled: "Okay, okay cousin..."
Li Cang: "?"
Lao Wang: “!”
Li Leisi: "???"
Only the honest Chef Kong Jingqiao still corrected him suspiciously: "But it should be my cousin, right?"
Rao Qifang smacked her lips: "Distant relatives, there are many people with the same surname in the two villages, and there are some intermarriages... So they are indeed cousins... Damn... goose goose... don't be stunned, call me aunt!"
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Li Qingyi looked at her scared and excited eyes again...
