I think you are not only short-sighted, but you also want to be short of calcium!
"Tell me, what are you praying for, but the coins from selling the empty island are not enough? Everything! It's exactly the same, the plot, the process, the dialogue..."
Li Leisi began to formulate words,
"Well..."
"When the disaster happened, I was injured, fatally injured."
Li LaiSi opened her clothes to reveal her belly with 7 and a half abdominal muscles, gesticulating and saying,
"A steel bar passed through my belly and came out from behind. The steel bar was also connected to a large cement board. I was pressed underneath and couldn't move at all."
"It's funny to say it. I don't feel any pain, and I'm not scared at all. I even thought that the feeling of life passing by is actually the process of stomach acid corroding the internal organs?"
"It was very chaotic. The zombies appeared immediately after the earthquake. The cement board and steel bars almost killed me, but they also saved my life. They blocked the zombies outside. I couldn't move and they couldn't rest. The thick cement board bit me, and when I saw the prayer interface, I thought it was a hallucination caused by my dying..."
Li Cang took a deep breath,
"So, you just prayed?"
"Just, let's give it a try~" Li Laixi's face turned a little red.
"What's the specific content..."
"Immortal youth remains forever."
"Pfft..." Li Cang's blood almost spurted out, "You call this a small test??"
"It's not established," Li Laisi blushed a little, "so I changed it to another one. I happened to watch an island country movie when I was bored on the plane..."
"???"
"Sci-fi action movie!"
"Are you sure you're not *****?"
"Li! Cang!"
"Ahem, you say it, you say it, you go on..."
"That movie is very old, it's called Asian."
"You can't be..." Li Cang took a breath, "This is impossible!!"
Li Laisi rubbed her face,
"The prayer has been established, but you have to choose an implementation direction from one hundred and eighty-nine branch options..."
"Wait! Something's wrong!"
Li Laisi's eyes rolled around,
"What, what's wrong..."
Li Cangdao,
"According to your statement, the earth just cracked open, you were injured in the earthquake and a steel bar penetrated your stomach, and you were surrounded by zombies, right?"
Li Leisi was a little panicked,
"Well...yes, yes..."
"At that time, you hadn't offered sacrifices to Kongdao yet. You didn't even have a destiny coin in your hand. What did you use to pray for?"
"I...um..."
"Big Leizi."
"ah?"
"When you lie, your eyes will subconsciously look at the tip of your nose."
"oh..."
"Don't let me tell you this, I'll say it again. Prayer is essentially a transaction. Apart from the bullshit installment later, what on earth did you get in exchange for the prayer!"
"Have you seen the show Supernatural..."
"???"
"Does the devil at the crossroads know...?"
"!!!"
"That's right, it's exactly what you thought."
"What the hell..."
"Swearing people again, exchanging a wish with something that doesn't exist or not, it's obvious that you can make a profit!"
"The problem is that your wish actually comes true."
"That's bloody... okay... I didn't make a profit..." Li Laixi vowed, "It may make a profit, but I will never lose money. At that time, I was bleeding to the point of losing my consciousness. Even if I didn't
If you pray, you will be dead."
Li Cang pinched his eyebrows,
"several years?"
Li Laixi said doubtfully,
"What years?"
"Isn't he a devil at the crossroads? The wish coin promised to retrieve the soul in a few years? Ten years? What kind of expression do you have? Don't tell me that the wish was taken away the moment it was established!"
Li Laixi was spat on by the manic Li Cang, with guilt written all over her face.
"I, I don't know..."
She waved her hand and threw out a line of projected subtitles on the prayer interface:
[Paid: Destiny Coin*1500, Soul 1]
[The next expected payment accumulation: Destiny Coin*3069.88]
[Remaining time for next payment: 317 calendar days]
[Number of remaining periods: 6]
[Tip: This prayer will gradually achieve the desired effect as the remaining periods are paid, a total of 7 periods]
The bright red "Soul 1" made Li Cang's heart twitch.
"Does this thing, co-authorship, really exist? What about the reminder message that the previous wish was fulfilled? Find it out!"
"have nothing left..."
"remember?"
"Teacher Cang, you have gone too far," Li Leisi said quietly, "How could I be in the mood to watch this ghost thing at that time? Also, shouldn't your focus be that I am about to die? You have not treated me right from the beginning to the end.
How can you show even the slightest concern for being hurt so badly!"
"Aren't you doing a good job? The process is not important, what is important is the result." Li Cang lowered his head and wrote and drew on the ground. "Is the accumulated number that I expect to be paid initially the integer of 3,000?"
"It's 3,000," Li Laixi muttered, "Straight men should die..."
"Have you ever been given any tips on how much you need to pay in total?"
"No, after the Sacrifice Island returns the 1,500 coins in the first period, I can see that the number in the next period is 3,000..."
Li Cang scratched his head and made gestures for a long time, then threw away the branch with a snap.
"4.7 million, it's been exactly 49 days since the disaster happened. This is fucking compounding interest every day! If you can't afford it, it's hopeless. Just take it away..."
"It doesn't look like much..."
"Do you want to know more about the donkey rolling? The monthly interest is 5 cents. If you don't pay it back when it is due, the interest will double and be included in the principal next month. Remember, my mother has a business partner, Uncle Qin, who jumped off the building because of this..."
Li Cang completely gave up struggling and sneered feebly,
"The first installment is 1,500, the second installment is 3,000, guess how much it is for the third installment, and then guess how many installments you can hold on to. I don't know if the interest will double if you don't repay it when it's due, but it's
Rest everyday~"
"When I think about it, I feel relieved. It seems that I no longer have to waste brain cells calculating interest. The configuration of my brain is not very supported by the hardware, haha~!"
Li Leisi blinked,
"You seem worried?"
Li Cang sneered and sneered,
"I'm so smart that I'm worried about a dead person! Just wait until I fill up my warehouse of materials for the mill! Don't you like Miss Qiu? When the time comes, I'll use your two hundred pounds to make a pair of sisters with her! See you
How can I train it now? Just wait... Hold the grass and do it..."
"mua~ I'm great, so I'll die again~ So what~ If I survive one day, I will earn one more day~"
Li Cang, who was interrupted from casting a spell, covered his face in shock. He didn't come back to his senses until Li Leisi ran far away.
Of course, the momentum must not be lost, he said to himself,
"What does it mean to wrap me up?"
"I regard you as my brother, but you, Timi, want to sleep with me?"
Li Laisi snorted from afar,
"I still don't think you have a strong taste. No wonder you're in your 20s and you don't have a girlfriend yet. It turns out it's not just because you're blind - you're a good person who likes to act like a foreigner!"
