Although Li Cang's professional level in interpersonal communication is still lacking, it may not be worth 0.005 jars, but he is good at using physical means to open green channels.
Oh yes...
The opportunistic Li took a set of photos of the two snakes that were shipped back with a grand delivery ceremony two days later. He boldly named them the victory of Li's diplomacy and planned to post them on the forum in the future to highlight the island's material resources.
The abundant strategic talent reserve is strong.
It’s not surprising that people are creatures like this. The more nothing they have, the more willing they are to yearn for something.
Letitia had a look of disbelief on her face. Why did she go to other people's islands to talk about how to make a meal, and when she came back, her attitude changed drastically? She even felt that she had found something called
Something to respect rather than looking at a walking, talking corpse.
"From now on, you two will be Mr. Cang's royal diplomats!" Lao Wang, who couldn't help laughing, made a squeaking sound, "Skilled jobs, scarce talents, you know what I mean, you don't have to risk your life for Big Leizi.
You ladies are now working as Internet administrators and bathers, so remember to learn two more foreign languages, our island still has to rely on your diplomatic team to keep up the facade!"
Li Cang: "Ah, yes, yes!"
A certain purgatory demon who did not want to be named had a displeased look on his face, and his scarlet tongue licked his thin lips that showed signs of malnutrition:
"Master, I'm so hungry~"
This is complaining about the stinginess of the fantasy island chain. They engage in diplomacy and come back with an empty stomach. Liliana has every reason to believe that the other side is quite lacking in etiquette.
Li Cang was now in a very happy state of mind, and he pointed magnanimously at the fantasy passage ahead: "Those bugs are crunchy, and their protein content is nine times that of beef."
Liliana curled her lips in grievance, her eyes showing the arrogance and pickiness of the Great Demon of Purgatory. She didn't despise such a soulless thing like bugs from the bottom of her heart. She was used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and even eating ribs from a roadside stall would not be a problem.
It makes sense, but does it make people run to the trash can? Isn’t the swill a bit too much?
The airspace provided by the other party to park them is behind the umbrella-shaped defense line based on the tip of the entire island chain. It is very close. In the gorgeous halo, there are waves of plasma flowing from time to time, and the air is faintly filled with the unique volatilization of insects.
Sexual aroma, and weird odor.
"Does this thing contain radiation?" Lao Wang pinched his chin and said seriously, "I heard that super strong radiation will cause large areas of air to be ionized and produce odor. Look at the clouds and mountains in front of you. The entire subspace is polluted.
It belongs to yes!”
Yes, this guy can always master it inexplicably and forcefully output strange knowledge points in an insignificant way when others are caught off guard.
Li Cang stared forward faintly: "It may be a complete insect. Comrade Lao Wang, do you have a surprise to open the blind box now?"
"Absolutely not!"
"Your sense of humor is disappointing, go ahead and do the work!"
"Now? Don't wait for the next one...Okay..."
Dog Kun flicked his tail and took away five people, including Liliana. The uncontrolled body shape rose from the ground like a meteorite that defied physics, dragging an evil dark green halo, and the fire shone in all directions.
"It smells like ladybugs, a little bit heady." Li Cang emphasized: "The little lady is in front of the defense line, hiding on the spot to coordinate with us. As soon as we arrive, they will immediately stop using the few high-power energy matrix cannons.
Although they didn't rely on that thing originally, Dalei took the Marauder's Map and paid attention to the actual distance of the illusion passage. Calculate how long we have left after the parking time is over at the speed of the empty island. Even if there is a layer of illusion, even if the Thunder Tree matures
It’s probably difficult to come back again. Well, excluding you and others, I only have this chance, so I won’t let it go to waste.”
Let me say it again, a ruler is short and an inch is long, this is the way of communication Li Cang likes.
Gou Kun lowered the distance slightly, and the little lady summoned the owl and Huahua, and jumped down from the air. The moment he was perched on the island, several haloes of light spread from his feet like electric currents along the ground in all directions. Then, Tai Xiaoyi's figure
Disappear in place.
"Damn, I have an ominous premonition. I always feel that this guy's stomach is filled with bad water..." Lao Wang muttered and looked at Li Laisi, "The last time I felt like this was when he
When you trick me, do you understand what I mean?"
Li LaiSi looked him up and down: "If you sell by the pound, you are indeed worth a lot more than me, but I think he may not have time to talk to you now. Master Wang is too worried."
"I just think it was you who comforted me, Timi..."
Lao Wang swore he smelled disgust, in a physical sense.
The spectacular and magnificent umbrella-shaped defense line demonstrates the rough and wild aesthetics of violence. The umbrella surface with a radius of hundreds of kilometers is made up of giant vines connected with countless empty islands. It is suspended rather than cast. Ice crystals are poured into the gaps, making the umbrella surface look like an umbrella.
The shield, with icy edges like thorns, pulls the island chain behind it to wind, like a snake-shaped sharp arrow across the sky, pointing at the passage of the fantasy world, breaking through bamboo with murderous intent.
At the critical moment, Lao Wang said something else: "Tsk, if that birdman Xiahou Haiwei saw this, he would be so scared that he would have to go to all the trouble to kill him, so he could just straighten up the formation.
Let the master of Fang die’s lair work together!”
emm..
Even Li Cang couldn't refute what he said. There was a hint of refinement in the sloppiness, and a hint of reliability in the outrageousness.
However, in front of such a huge defense line, it was surprisingly quiet at the moment.
Amidst the roar of the giant cannons, only some subordinates belonging to the fantasy island chain can be seen sporadically. The huge figures of the five types of Zerg under the master of the nest that were vaguely visible just now have completely disappeared. This place does not look like a line of defense or a battlefield at all.
, there is only a destroyed land, corpses, ruins and silence.
Li Leisi opened her eyes wide, not sure if she was envious or speechless: "These people can even pull insects into the lawn fantasy?"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Lao Wang was very disdainful: "Hey, the illusion is almost the same. It's just a bit of a fool's dream to deal with the worms on the lawn with just the rags. Guess what?
How many people do they need to fill the illusion in a day to hold back the bugs, and how many rounds does it take to kill one?"
Li Cang said: "This strength is already pretty good, but it's a pity that the skill is highly bound to the illusion and is worthless after going out. Even dragging the entire island chain illusion onto the track line to scrape the land is particularly interesting..."
There is no way anyone else can pick up on this.
This guy has been thinking about putting a large base settlement on the track for more than a day or two. He is not satisfied with being forced to enjoy bad luck like Dongjun Island Chain Yuketra Hill. His level of craziness is better than that of a certain person.
Zenith Star Enterprises, which uses human life as a social experiment and has been working tirelessly to bring warmth to the countryside throughout its life, is no less generous.
Li Cang Laowang Liliana jumped straight down from a height of several hundred meters, shattering the rocky surface with a loud bang. Spider-web-shaped cracks splashed up the gravel and turned it into a cloud of dust.
This is already the edge of the defense line, but anyway, as long as the volume is large enough, no matter whether it is round, flat, square, or pointed, at least it is a flat surface visually, not to mention that the slightly chaotic gravity field will be willing to cooperate.
"That's so rude..." Li Leisi waved her hands with disgust as if she were swatting flies away from Gou Kun, and went to do some surveying and mapping in the fantasy passage, "You just have to wait and see, I'll join you!"
"Holy shit, I'm so handsome, my landing is so perfect!"
Lao Wang pointed his middle finger at the top, took out a vacuum metal can like a badminton tube, poked it into the stone, and stood firm. The metal can made a bang sound, the top lid exploded, and the wall of the can was divided into four pieces, revealing the inside.
A long and slender frozen arm.
"It doesn't matter how much of this thing this bitch has stored. Every time I go to the freezer, I'm always worried, for fear that I might open the wrong freezer and take out this bitch's claws and stew them as pig's trotters!"
"I don't know, maybe a few hundred or a thousand..."
Liliana suddenly interjected: "The two souls of the Mistress are perfect and pure. The light of the souls generated when they interact is as blazing as the solar wind. Even in purgatory, you can easily become a king. Why should you care about the main material world?
Shallow death?”
At this time, a Zerg gargoyle with its body burning with electric light and fire and bat-like wings with tattered wings appeared out of thin air above several people, interrupting the symposium of the three guys. Two more people appeared at the same time as the gargoyle.
A strong black-haired man whose upper body was half-naked, only wearing armor on key parts, and whose lower body was completely covered with animal skins.
The two big men had been lingering with the gargoyle in the lawn illusion for a long time. They seemed to have no idea what was going on outside. One of them was stunned for a moment: "Fake, when will it be the damn yellow-skinned monkey's turn to go to the battlefield?
,Hello, you guys, Vietnam?”
As he spoke, he raised his eyelids with his two middle fingers and made a squinting face.
This opening statement, this action, this sudden but pure and unadulterated malice, Li Cang was stunned for a moment, then his eyebrows stood up, he stepped dozens of meters away, punched the opponent's door, the big man sneered, and waved almost as much as
Li Cang directly raised his fist three times and punched back straight.
The black-haired man's entire arm was thrown directly behind his back in a weird and twisted shape, and arc-shaped shock waves burst out at the junction of his fist and his feet at the same time...
Boom.
The next second, the person was kneeling upright in the broken stone pit, and his knees looked broken.
"wtf..."
Another strong man jumped several meters away after being excited. He watched helplessly as the other man pinched his comrade's face and lifted him off the ground. Scarlet red flames intertwined with strands of dark flames surged out from his palms, shaped like a trumpet.
.
Phew~
It was like the sound of a glass of water being poured into a fluffy pile of straw ashes. The skin and flesh of his companion instantly exploded into fluffy embers and flew away, filling every inch of space with a diameter of several hundred meters. A body that seemed to have gone through the previous
The centuries-old wind and sun had turned gray and pale, but the intact bones disintegrated half a beat later, and piled up at the opponent's feet. The blazing flames and strong wind not only destroyed the person's body, but the angle was just right to include the gargoyle above. The stone statue
The ghost let out an earth-shattering howl and lost an arm.
"Fuck, it's you who's the one who's in trouble when it comes to showing off!" Lao Wang's eyes sparkled, "When did you master this Soul-Eating Hand?"
Li Cang looked at the clean skull, stood it squarely on the pile of bones, and patted it: "Is this something I just thought of recently? It can be used on Gou Kun.
It’s no problem to use my own hand as a trigger point, but it’s an unexpected surprise that the initial caliber can be condensed to the size of my palm.”
Liliana rushed forward like a vicious dog that heard the sound of the rice bowl, circling the pile of bones, and even leaned down to sniff the skull, but accidentally inhaled the ashes and sneezed several times in a row: "Sneeze!
Where is the soul? Why not? Where is it?"
"You, you, you..." Olevig, who had peed his pants in his pocket, was unable to say a complete sentence, "Who the hell are you?"
"To describe it accurately, it should be a business partner. Making friends with a racist will make you feel that he is special or that you are special?"
"nonono, I don't know, I really..."
Li Cang asked: "I attacked him just now, why wasn't he forced into the illusion?"
"We are fighting partners. We pull the Zerg into the illusion at the same time. Then only one person will attack, and then the other person will bring the other person out." Olevig swallowed hard, "Before coming out, he had transferred all the seeds to me.
In hand, so——”
"So he is the little snack you specially left for others, right~" Liliana's voice was charming and soft, and her performance was as stable as ever. At this time, even the tea-smelling Suo Zhihui was not as good as her.
1. "Master, you are a true gentleman and I love you!"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Combining the context and the behavior of this woman who is so beautiful and charming that it makes people feel ashamed, even a fool knows what the ingredient list of her so-called snacks is.
Olevig's hair stood on end, and for a moment, his fear was even magnified to a level that far exceeded the level where his companion had been crushed to ashes.
"I, I, I'm not... Andreas and I are not familiar, we are just temporary teammates... please... please believe me..."
When Olevig raised his head again and glanced forward timidly with the corner of his eye, he found that the two opponents had already walked away, and they were working together to break the wings of the Zerg gargoyle that had almost drained all their seeds.
Pull down.
"Have you eaten yet? Use some strength. Just the little thing on the wings of this thing can pick out a few ounces of meat!"
"What the hell, if I'm full, I'll be looking for food all over the place. Besides, this thing has a strength value of 1.6kc and it's pretty slippery on the surface. How fucking hard should I use my head?"
"Would you like to eat the roasted food?"
"I'll eat your grandma!"
The absurd picture gave Olevig an illusion that the whole world was distorted. Liliana's face in front of him was now real and blurred, and a strong feeling of dizziness surged into Olevig's brain, but again
I really don't dare to faint.
"Sneeze~" Liliana bent down and examined his face for a long time, and finally turned around and swam away with her beautiful snake tail, "You smell really bad!!"
Olevig didn't care to think about why a person came out with a snake's tail, and rolled and crawled towards the rear defense line.
Smelly?
That’s right!
I'm never going to take a bath in my fucking life!
there.
A gargoyle that had gone through several rounds of group fights in the illusion space would never be able to do anything while being controlled by Old King Li Cang. After a brief struggle, its two wings decisively separated from the body.
Then he was stabbed through the head with a knife.
"Damn, the vitality of this thing is so strong. The only animal form that can reach this level without relying on skills is probably a bug. Speaking of which, is this thing considered a complete body? I feel like it is no better than Uktra.
How strong was Hill back then..."
The insect that hammered through the brain is still twisting wildly, but the gargoyle is neither a plague digger nor a picker. Death is only a matter of time. The combat logic of dragging one into the fantasy island chain after catching one is a bit restrained.
You have to go through the two-round limited-number Zerg sea tactics of Fantasy Passage and Warp Storm respectively. Unfortunately, there are no other Zerg who can drop their magic troops from the sky to provide off-site support or recover materials.
"I thought it would be more lively." Li Cang was suddenly stunned when he was guarding this extremely empty battlefield. "I'm afraid those guys have fooled me. Is there something wrong with this warp storm? I can't spray out a few of them at all."
insect?"
"It seems unlikely..." Lao Wang kicked out a Zerg chitin shell that was half buried in the earth and rocks, revealing several twisted human corpses underneath. "Look, they didn't even have time to collect the corpses."
Li Cang's battery was fully charged in an instant, and with a snap of his fingers, a bunch of villains jumped out and opened their own homologous channels: "Young men, let your father and I plow this area first, and then we'll talk!"
"Li Cang, you look like that old lady who picks up rags~"
"I'm dissatisfied with the world where you scavengers have to be beggars. Don't talk nonsense. Just go over there and watch Ergouzi doing things."
