Two, no, when three air islands emerged from the jump channel, Li Cang was fighting passionately with his sixth bottle of beer and 65 hours. No matter how much the load exceeds the standard, it will never affect the battery life. The final modified and remade Plus version of the sweeping robot
, the methods were extremely cruel, the scenes extremely bloody, and simply appalling.
"Is this already his amount for a year?"
"almost..."
"Let's have some ginseng soup to relieve the hangover... uh... there is no ginseng soup anymore, the alienated wild ginseng has been sealed under the insect nest!"
"Isn't this guy going to demolish the house in a while? The 93 cables have been left to dry in the belly of the turtle louse for more than half a month. What if we don't get them out quickly and wait for timi to digest them?"
Did you see that this world would not be the same without magicians?
"Simple!"
Li Laisi rolled up her arms and sleeves, and she struck out with a knife. The ferocious dragon blade's blade was as bright as someone's hammer. Not only did one guy knock over Li Cang and his precious wine bottle, but he also plowed a ten-meter-long strip on the ground with his hands.
Lightning radial cracks several meters long and several feet deep.
Lao Wang gritted his teeth for a long time, and raised his thumbs tremblingly: "Awesome, but I'm just asking, how much do you hate this waist, it's so fucking bloody,
It is a right to avenge a private vendetta!"
All joking aside, the curative effect of this stabbing was obvious, and Li Cang got up with a groan and a shake of his head.
"Is it dawn? Is dinner ready? Where is my boat?"
"...How about another stab?"
"Let's go!"
After a series of thirteen moves, Li Cang finally got his three souls in position, and his memory began to return.
"Hiss, oh yes, tea bags and teapots, right?"
As he spoke, he pressed his temples to get air-conditioning. He didn't know who he was, but he thought he had been drinking all night long.
Lao Wang put it aside and said happily: "I can't help but insult the teapot. It's so fresh. Whose teapot only has one mouth and timi has a wide mouth!"
What we are saying is that under normal circumstances, if the young lady hears Lao Wang slandering a person in front of her, she will habitually go to the front line and verbally reprimand Lao Wang to strengthen his strength. However, this time she hesitated to speak.
Yan Youyu forgot what to say in the end.
The turtle fell to the ground with a rumble, and six doglegs went in and carried the two of them out on a stretcher. Suo Zhihui was okay, but Qin Zhenzhen's baby fat was clearly reduced to the naked eye, and she looked a little haggard.
Lao Wang always felt that something was strange, and he pondered for a long time: "How about you sealing this thing and not caring about burying it? Look at how hungry the child is!"
"The turtle louse is designed to provide emergency relief. Normally, a living person would not be kept inside for so long. However, it should have the effect of maintaining physiological activities at a minimum, so as not to--" Li Cang pinched Qin Zhenzhen's big palm.
Her little face looked left and right, "Hey, why did she seem to have fainted from hunger??"
The four people confirmed again and again that Suo Zhihui was fine, but Qin Zhenzhen did faint from hunger. In the end, even Li Cang didn't figure out what the reason was, and it was purely a small probability event: "Don't be stunned, come on.
Inject glucose or something, and then give the child a whole mouthful of hot food!"
"Just come!"
It was half an hour after Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen woke up. The long-term storage was not without side effects. Both of them felt weak and had strong headaches and dizziness, so they could only lie down on the stretcher.
.
Li Cang bared his teeth somewhat: "How do you feel?"
Suo Zhihui squinted her eyes slightly, like a cat that just woke up: "Well, how long have I slept?"
"So hungry! So hungry! So hungry!" Qin Zhenzhen let out the weakest but most powerful roar in her life with some hoarseness, "It seems like she is about to die. I want chicken soup with mixed mushrooms, seasonal vegetables, spicy lamb trotters, wontons and yellow stew."
Steamed sea bass, sea urchin and stewed eggs can revive your chest!"
This is really not something an adult can say. Isn't it okay for Lao Wang to extort a full set of a Vietnamese girl wearing a white bath?
After placing the two people on the sofa, Li Cang asked Lao Wang: "Calibrate the time and coordinates. Where are we?"
[The prayer is established. It is now 17:30:10, January 2, 2031, the standard time of the first world line. The coordinates of the empty island are marked at 199.0144.1344.1542.0102. This prayer will collect 10.01 destiny coins. Do you want to record the coordinate time?
Line and integrate this function into the radar system? Yes/No?]
[Tip: After selecting ‘Yes’, this function will be charged the same fee as the radar and identification system]
Lao Wang's scream was so loud that he didn't lift the roof of the stilted building directly: "I'm a watermelon-skinned grandma, we stayed in the jump tunnel for two years?!"
"It should be about nineteen months?"
"Okay, there's still one month left for the Chinese New Year!" Li Laixi flipped through the calendar, "Gee, who said a mother will always be the same age as her daughter? She's two years older, isn't she happier?
I must have a good relationship with Rao Qifang later——"
"What do you mean, you want to die one more time?"
Li Laixi was silent for a long time: "What should we do? Li Cang, why don't we just run away? It's been two years. If we haven't been home for two years, she might become mentally ill. She has to smash the villa at me."
ah?"
The young lady said weakly: "I think it's best to take a look at the prayer chat interface first, to at least report that you're safe?"
"this..."
Just like avoiding snakes and scorpions, it seems that there are savage beasts that can eat people hidden in those small pop-up windows.
At this time, Li Cang was also a little panicked, because he could already hear the slightly distorted stuttering laughter of Bei Zhikang, Wu Nansen, Comrade Lao Suo's beastly howling, and Yang Yinan's sobs.
"Dinglingling~"
The ringtone was like a devil urging people to die, including Li Cang himself, Lao Wang, Tai Xiaoyi, and Li Laisi. A video call invitation popped up on the mini prayer interface at the same time. Li Cang muttered: "That's not right. Why are there so many more? Who are you?"
So I don’t have the eyesight to send you a video, Dalei, you actually have friends?”
"Where's my friend's mother! Bah, why can't I have friends anymore!" Li Laisi's mouth was trembling and her calves were spinning. Years of psychological shadow finally formed a conditioned reflex, "I'm sorry, Rao Qifang is calling, eh,
What should we do, Li Cang, please take over!"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Li Cang was stunned for a moment.
That's not right, our mother has already made a big mistake, so who is calling me?
Take a closer look, good guy, Jin Yujing!
Miss Li Cang, Li Laixi, bravely accepted the video. Each of the three interfaces was filled with three people, and even the voices were a trio in no particular order:
"Princess Cangcang, damn you, my aunt wants you to death!"
"It finally worked out. Xiaoyi, are you and Xiaozhong okay?"
"Goldfish, you shameless person, why did you steal my call channel! Li Lei! I might as well give birth to you as a pig's head! Damn girl, where did you mess with my baby - eh? Er smasher.
Smash it! Come here, mommy! You are so cruel, bastard!"
The three unlucky guys nodded and bent like chickens pecking at rice, and the smiles on their faces were as stiff as if they were wearing emojis. However, in the flash of lightning, Li Cang still noticed something was wrong, and while using the professionalism he used to accuse Rao Qifang of Li Laisu's unruly
He is a professional who specializes in picking up the words that middle-aged and elderly women like to hear while speaking and typing words in the chat interface.
[Cang: Why don’t you pick up Mr. Wang? 】
At this moment, our Master Wang was staring at the flashing words "Shu Fuyao, Manager of Baiyujing VIP Customer Service Headquarters" on the prayer chat interface with his eyes wide open, until he felt Li Cang's dog eyes.
He glanced over here furtively before quickly closing the call interface.
Niang Xipi...
Damn it...
Well, your mother is a mother-in-law...
Is the man who is cooperating with him the one that grandma doesn’t kiss and uncle doesn’t love?
Lao Wang got angry. After all, Kong Jingqiao was already calling for someone in the video. This guy rushed over with an exaggerated smile and started rolling around to complain to Chef Kong. From Li Cang
I talked about Tai Xiaoyi and talked about him again and again. In short, I didn’t even mention the forgotten phone call. The crying child was fed by milk, and the insidiousness and cunning were engraved in my bones.
Chef Kong suddenly felt a little embarrassed and a little relieved. The sound of the little bells made Lao Wang almost come out and wag his long tail. It was really beyond the capabilities of Kong Jingqiao, a professional chef and amateur mother-in-law, to even manage Lao Wang.
Wang said everything he had said to his face because he had lost weight due to hunger.
Li Cang was extremely disgusted with Lao Wang, a big dog, and typed 20,000 characters in his heart, and then smiled at Rao Qifang with the elegance and respectability of a beautiful tree: "That mother, I tell you, Li Laisi -"
"You're talking nonsense, get the hell back here!"
"okay."
The entire base is in chaos like a pot of Northwest porridge.
Suo Mingyuan and Yang Yinan braked and stepped on the accelerator, causing the front of the car to fly off the large iron gate on the side road of Rao Qifang's villa. Xu Hongfeng was almost hit by a flash bomb. As a result, Bei Zhikang, Wu Nansen, Zhao Yang and other eight immortals crossed the sea and showed off their magical powers.
Landing near the villa, Martinis's "special forces" came out in black, wearing bird feathers on their heads and human bone rosary beads, howling and disarming Xu Hongfeng and other miscellaneous fish. Then, Li Cang's little fan girl
Li Laisi's will-o'-the-wisp sister group, Bai Yujing's public relations team, Kong Jingqiao's apprentice reserve team, the vast press group, etc. quickly assembled and imprinted the large iron gate into a fixed structure of the asphalt road.
"It's my fault! Where did you get the news about these things? Who put these messy things in? Who is on guard? Drag them out and kill them together with these guys who leaked the news!"
Meng Liang was yelling in front of him, and someone reminded Li Cang in a low voice that as long as he was online and in a group, he could see it, and there was no way to hide it. After that, Zhao Yang's sneer and Meng Liang's angry yelling became a direct line. At the gate of the villa,
Before being thrown heavily by the air, everyone present had the honor to witness the spectacular scene of Instructor Rao holding Li Cang under his arm with his big neck, pulling Li Laisi's ears and quickly entering the room. In the end, Kong Jing
Qiao scolded Rao Qifang loudly, Captain Jin added to the chaos, and Li Laixian ended with a thunderous scream.
There was a moment of sudden silence outside the entire villa, which could almost be heard.
Bei Zhikang, Wu Nansen didn't mind at all being dumped and turned away. They had no time to care about those who had and had not. They only cared about their beloved, shouting and greeting Qin Zhenzhen. Mr. Bei's Ten Thousand Years
The old man's face, which may not even be able to smile even half a smile, was covered with standard chrysanthemum folds. He laughed so kindly that the holy light shone brightly, so it was particularly harsh in the crowd that suddenly fell silent.
A group of people looked at each other in disbelief for a few tenths of a second, and then they all showed smiles filled with success: It was a worthwhile trip, it was really a worthwhile trip!
Xu Hongfeng was finally able to rush forward at this time, and organized his men to start driving people away in a serious and polite manner. He did not dare to rush into the villa and capture the leader, Suo Moumou, to serve as a warning to the monkeys...
I originally wanted to take the opportunity to listen to more of the excitement, but the complicated crowd dispersed happily. What kind of forced entry? How can it be forced to break in when the door is wide open? But it seems that Xu Hongfeng had to order it overnight.
New door huh?
When Bei Zhigan entered the villa, Yang Yinan and her daughter were comforting Lao Suo, who was hugging him and crying. Li Laixi seemed to have a low eyebrow, but in fact she was nestled in the small sofa with an unconvinced look on her face. Li Cang was still holding his head under Rao Qifang's arm.
Dancing and dancing without being exposed, Jin Yujing stood beside her holding a feather duster, adding fuel to the fire...
Let's face it, the most normal person in the whole room seems to be Lao Wang.
"Two years, two years!" Bei Zhikang smiled obviously, but sighed, "Little Li Cang, I really have you!"
Li Cang, who was almost suffocated to death, finally took advantage of this situation and rolled onto the sofa next to him while panting: "A stall as big as the base will still move around if you leave it alone. Mr. Bei, don't do the same thing as me.
Don’t say anything I don’t want to hear, and we are not from your system.”
"Slippery, you really don't want to get anything except cheap money!" Bei Zhikang had no intention of making a fuss about this, so he naturally changed his tone, "I mean you kidnapped our Zhenzhen for two years without saying a word.
Aren’t you ready to give me an explanation?”
"At least we have to go home for a meal first, right? What's going on here? You don't treat us Zhenzhen as a dish!" Wu Nansen, a thin old man, muttered, and his aura became more and more fierce, as if he saw the building.
Lao Deng, who parked a Will-O-Wisp, said, "The base is Zhenzhen's natal family! Why don't you let little Zhenzhen come back with a baby and force her to have a baby?"
boom!
Rao Qifang smashed the table with a bang: "Old guy! What the hell are you talking about? You can eat and talk nonsense, but you can also talk nonsense? After listening to your words, my son will not be able to give birth or is he sick? Spread the word to me.
Do you still need the face of such a big boy?"
Wu Nansen: "..."
Bei Zhikang: "..."
The two old men suddenly choked. No, this is all the same. Do my child and your wife mean the same thing?
but...
Hiss! It’s been two years! Haven’t you really tried to conceive a baby? If this continues, won’t the retirement plan of me and the living treasure surnamed Bei, who are having fun with Sun Anxiang and their family, be ruined?
For a moment, the thoughts of everyone in the room were violently expelled by Rao Qifang. Their eyes wandered back and forth between but not limited to Li Cang, Li Lace, Suo Zhihua, Qin Zhenzhen, and the combination of Lao Wang and Tai Xiaoyi. The whole painting style was weird.
With a hint of rationality.
"No, no, it's none of my business..." Qin Zhenzhen panicked and suddenly jumped up to explain: "We just slept for a while... No, no... I just slept with Hui Hui.
Just sleeping...uh..."
Suo Zhihui covered her face in despair.
Lao Wang pointed at the little fool and exclaimed: "I wonder, everyone can guess that our time has been distorted by the jump channel, right? Do you really believe that these two old guys used the topic to deceive?"
Li Cang looked at Lao Wang as if he was a big fool. You can't get into any pit. Timi is really a pair of wonderful sleeping dragons and phoenixes.
