Rao Qifang, who heard on the phone that Haodaer had taken the initiative to hunt a new friend, was as happy as if she was celebrating the New Year. No matter what, she wanted Li Cang to take Duan Li and Huo Wen home for a light meal. Yes, you can imagine. This rare event will most likely become an important part of Instructor Rao's bragging rights in the future.
As Haodaer's "first" friend, Huo Wen enjoyed extraordinary treatment. The whole scene was extremely grand and formal. Rao Qifang actually walked out of the second door of the villa to greet her. If they hadn't come back quickly, the instructor would have ridden the Her favorite little pink electric donkey with modified magic is probably going to reach the gate at the fork at the foot of the mountain.
Huo Wen's eyes were full of timidity and confusion, and her face was already slightly pale, with no blood at all. She hugged Duan Li's arm tightly, and only Aba Aba could speak. In the room, Kong Jingqiao was seen wearing a chef's formal attire. The disciples and disciples who worked under her were milling around. All kinds of exquisite snacks and fruit plates were piled up on the square table in front of the sofa. In the middle of the snack and fruit plate was a large, brightly colored... The flower basket and the water drops on the petals are still there.
"Here you come? Sit down quickly!"
"This girl has such a good temperament!"
"Are you tired? Tea or soda? I also have a bottle of champagne on ice. I'm not used to drinking that kind of thing, and I don't know if you young people like it!" Rao Qifang had a pear in his hand and Huo Wen in his hand, anyway. Without giving up, he rewarded the three troops with a bowl of water, "Tsk tsk, look at this little girl's upright appearance. She is a sweetheart at first sight. My son has a good eye for making friends. How old is he? How long have you been at the base? ?Where do you work? How many people are there in your family? Do you have any brothers or sisters? Where do you live?"
Huo Wen faced the instructor in front of her, whose face perfectly matched her age group but gave off a kind-hearted look. She felt dazed and dizzy...
who is she?
who I am?
What is the secret of life?
Where is the end of the universe?
Seeing Huo Wen breathing rapidly like a sparrow that fell into the hands of a naughty child and about to be frightened to death, Kong Jingqiao and Jin Yujing hurriedly came to the rescue: "Where are you, a violent man, in the political interrogation? How could you ask such a question? You didn't look at me. The little girl is shy right now. Do you know what the generation gap is?"
Rao Qifang took out the makeup mirror from Jin Yujing's handbag and opened it with a click. She looked at it, then looked at it again, and looked at it carefully. She felt that she was twenty-eight years old, and she was so beautiful: "Generation gap? What generation gap? Don't treat it like that." Can you save people by yourself? Have you seen my face? Standing together with my son, we are like brothers and sisters! Well, then you just sit and play while I go to help in the kitchen and show you my skills today!"
"Get out! What do you want to do? Be a quick kettle to boil water? Don't touch my kitchen knife! Put it down! Put it down!!!"
After Rao Qifang left, Huo Wen cried and complained to Duan Li: "Why on earth should I know you! That person just now couldn't really be Instructor Rao, right? Chef Kong wearing a chef's hat? The one who poured me water was Captain Jin? I, I, I...this is different from my...I...I'm afraid..."
"Idiots can turn over, too!" Duan Li suppressed a smile, "Well, why don't you report to the Academy of Sciences and move the workroom next to me, and just write down the job requirements as the reason for your application. I won't cheat you.
What’s the point of a person chopping and chopping? No one will make friends with a corpse, except Li Cang!”
there.
Lao Wang was a little anxious: "What are you, Timi, doing with me? Why don't you go over there? What's the point of always leaving others hanging? Didn't we have a good chat just now?"
right...
We had a good chat just now...
But there is no operating table or dissecting bed at home...
Friends, to Teacher Cang, this thing is really an unfamiliar definition that is too occult.
"I really don't know what to do. Why don't you just take her to wash her feet! Get the two eldest sisters to give you a massage while it's hot, wrap two big towels on your head and chew on a few slices of green radish. Yanchuan social bathhouse culture
, there’s no one we can’t take down! Damn it, ancestor, you’re like a haha, I’m just fucking talking about it!”
"Stay away. First, I am not afraid of society. Second, I have a high emotional intelligence. Third, I just took her to have a brief look at my collection!"
Lao Wang was extremely tired and stared at the box coming out of the homologous passage for a long time. After repeatedly making sure that Li Cang had not taken out the toothpaste, toothbrush, facial cleanser, shower gel, and membership card from the layered towel package in the box, he relaxed a little.
Damn it! It’s the first time a domesticated pig brings cabbage home. I wouldn’t be so nervous!
Even if Duan Li is a half-informed psychiatrist, she still can't stand the gadgets collected by Li Cang. She simply puts aside their professional discussion and wanders around the villa, looking here and there: "The first one
What do you mean by friends? What about you and Leilei?"
"The two of us...it's all for free..."
Duan Li nodded seriously and dusted off his clothes: "It's a good thing I'm paid by the government!"
"I didn't realize that Sister Li, you are pretty cool too!"
"One day is like three autumns after not seeing each other for two years. I have to make some progress, right? You should learn to be more childish, otherwise there will really be a generation gap. Commander Zhao and his old man will sue my third aunt again!"
Lao Wang raised his thumbs, folded his arms and squinted his eyes: "It's very good, it's worth promoting, and it fits the style of this kind of kindergarten parent meeting. By the way, can you imagine Li Cang going to school to hold a parent-teacher meeting for the three little ones?
scene?"
"No need to imagine, I have a live video of Teacher Cang going crazy when he won the title of Kindergarten God of War two years ago. Well, it's very...spectacular..." Duan Li smiled goose-goosely, "It's a pity that these three little guys can't
I skipped a grade and was promoted from elementary school to junior high school. I’m afraid it will be difficult to see that kind of scene in the future! By the way, why didn’t you see the little lady? "
"I was working as a substitute for my mother. When Instructor Burao heard about this, he went straight to the work unit and brought it back to Aunt Kong. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been so angry. You can hear how cruel the scolding in the kitchen was!"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Two years, I suddenly feel a little envious of Hui Hui and Zhen Zhen. How long have you been there?"
"After all, it's only about twenty days and a month..."
After dinner, the two old people wanted to play cards and chess with a few children, but unfortunately there was a message from Martinis. Rao Qifang could only reluctantly watch Duan Li and Huo Wen leave, and gave them repeated instructions.
We must come back to play again tomorrow. Li Cangze and Lao Wang took advantage of the night to go to the Matinis tribe for a tour. When they came back, the sun was already rising. Not long after, Han Cheng, Li Qingyi, and Yu Miao came to visit.
Except for Li Qingyi's old stereotyped father and new stereotyped son, Li Qingyi, Yu Miao and Han Cheng can be said to be the kind of people in the circle of relatives who can have a hot meal at any house. Their popularity is above average, and Li Cang
They had been together for two years, and Li Qingyi, who looked very much like the Li family, often came to visit and had a sweet mouth, so Rao Qifang quite liked this little girl, but she still rolled her eyes when she mentioned her father.
"Brother-in-law, tell me what happened on the track!"
"Brother-in-law, your time has really only passed for a month. I have so many chat groups that it has gone crazy. Sister Zhenzhen has been separated for two years. You don't even know how the group has been doing this for the past two years.
For three whole days, people came one after another, and there was a constant stream of traffic. Li Cang felt like a big teapot being pushed around. Whoever caught him poured a sip, and his butt was always very hot.
Only washed occasionally.
It sounds like a joke to consume Li Cang, but this thing that even the master of the lair can't do is to ask a group of hands to be pricked by an embroidery needle and bleed alive in front of an elegant magician.
Dead ordinary people did it.
When Li Cang was wandering around, he actually felt in a trance, where there were obviously people around him but there was no one around him. It was like the feeling of being alone on an island without a toilet at the beginning of the disaster, hunger, nothingness,
Echo, burning with fire, his hand unconsciously played with the cigarette box for entertaining guests, and with a flick of his fingers like muscle memory, a cigarette jumped out of the carton, just in time to hold it in his mouth, and when his mouth relaxed, it fell back into the cigarette box.
, one more shot...
Snapped!
Jin Yu Jingqing was on fire: "Didn't you quit early in the morning?"
Li Cang calmly threw the cigarette back into the cigarette case: "Is this how you usually deal with them? How do you manage not to have a nervous breakdown until now?"
"Goose goose, these are the more anthropomorphic people among the group of people that Auntie often deals with. Business is business, at least you have to be shameless. You can't hold on for just one day. What about the banquets tonight and tomorrow night?"
manage?"
"This is obviously slightly different from the business I am good at." Li Cang looked thoughtful, "What, speaking of it, recently I happened to find a spokesperson who is very knowledgeable about human nature and business. Except for the taste, it is simply
There are no flaws.”
"Really? If you have taboos like you and don't suffer from disadvantages, it's not a good idea to just regard it as a shortcoming. Ho~"
"That's not true, she just eats people."
Jin Yujing rolled her eyes: "You are the only one who is noble and awesome, okay, we capitalists are all cannibals, we are all very ugly!"
"I'm talking about it in a physical sense. Well, it doesn't seem to be very physical. To be precise, she eats souls..." Li Cang frowned, "Anyway, your kind of dinner is too long. I'm worried that she won't
By the time we got to midfield, we were already so hungry that we couldn’t stand it anymore.”
"?"
Jin Yujing's head, which was always in a position to make huge profits, suddenly became a little unable to turn.
Oh, yes, during this period, Li Laixi actually came back with two dark circles under her eyes to symbolically turn around. Apparently the game version has been iterated to the point where even Comrade Dalei Zi, who was two years behind, needs to worry about it, and then
This guy was secretly wet with satisfaction after being caught by Rao Qifang.
At least it can guarantee that she will not be beaten to death by Rao Qifang.
"Mom, I'm going out for lunch today and won't be back. I'll have dinner with you tonight."
"Okay, it just so happens that I have to check in with the class. I haven't checked in for a week. Damn it, you two old guys, why don't you remember to take a look at them. Don't buy expensive wine for them. Find some fake wine from any street stall.
Come on, you won’t die if you drink it!”
"Princess Cangcang, why are you busier than me? My aunt still has accounts that I want you, the major shareholder, to check and sign!"
"Bah! You want to defraud my son of money again, right? It's been two years since the dividends have been paid out, and I haven't seen any light. I'm going to die for the money. Even if I sell you, it won't be enough to compensate my son! How can you be so embarrassed? How can you be so open-minded?
Are you open?"
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Li Cang stood in front of Suo Zhihui's house, took a deep breath, and knocked on the door.
He kidnapped someone's daughter without saying a word. Two years later, Comrade Lao Suo didn't even knock on the door with a kitchen knife. It seems that they really treat us as brothers. It would be really rude not to express it.
"Li Cang is here, I was saying just now, come on, come on in! Lao Suo, what are you doing there? Make a phone call to the work, you won't be working today!"
"oh!"
Lao Suo's state is a bit like a round gas tank, reluctant, cold on the surface, but very burning, and very cold. He is just an ordinary old father, and the number of daughters in his hands is limited. Thief
He also knows how to avoid people, but this little bastard always tries to rob him every time he comes!
"Ah, Li Cang~"
Seeing his sleepy sweetheart wearing pajamas and suspenders, Comrade Lao Suo, who thought he had already accepted the reality, couldn't help himself and gave him a hand full of strings in front of everyone.
"Li Cang is having lunch at home. Auntie will cook something you like. Lao Suo, come buy groceries with me!"
Although the words were said in this way, Yang Yinan's eyes were so fierce that it was more like he wanted to dig out Suo Mingyuan's innermost thoughts and stir-fry them.
"I...I won't go..."
"?"
"Hui Hui is dressed like this. Once I leave, who knows if that guy will take advantage of my daughter..."
"What are you talking about? Don't wait for me to pull your ears. I'll tell you!"
"But he..."
"Don't be so cautious, Zhen Zhen is still upstairs!"
"Oh..." Lao Suo was stunned for a moment. He didn't realize the big problem until he was pulled out of the room, "No, that little girl is even more of a noob!"
Bang~
The door is closed.
Suo Zhihui hung on the tree like a lazy koala, squinting her eyes, and in a daze, she dug into his neck and sucked hard: "Why are you here so early? I haven't woken up yet!"
"You seem to be a bit of a slut like this..." Li Cang pinched her hair and pulled it. Suo Zhihui looked up and listened to him in a dignified manner, "You didn't wake up? Didn't you come down after hearing the sound?
"
"Wash the bathroom...the one upstairs is occupied by Zhen Zhen..."
Li Cang's language and logic revealed a sense of rigor: "Then you are holding the opposite position. There seems to be nothing you can do about it, right?"
"Yes, it's very exciting!"
Li Cang's politeness and rationality were so kicked in his mind that he gritted his teeth and slapped him down hard.
