Chapter 167 This is really an occupational disease of mine
Li Cang's face was full of kindness like an old father who had worked hard, and he looked at Lao Wang,
"It's time to take a break and let's get on the road."
Lao Wang was washing pots and dishes, and when he heard this, the army pot crashed to the ground.
"The last, last meal?"
Li Laixi specializes in treating all kinds of broken legs. If the skin breaks again, the legs will really be broken.
"Don't give me nonsense! How come you're so tall and thick, but you don't think it's useful?"
Of the 300 doglegs brought to the island, except for some who were busy doing other things, the rest were all pressed against the zombies. Nearly 50 of them were completely torn apart by the zombies and could not be put back together.
Perhaps it was because the damage to the zombies on the island was exaggerated to the point of extermination, so the few heavily armored zombies finally showed their face.
Amidst the roars one after another, the corpses no longer came in like a tide, but retreated and shrank.
The figures of three heavily armored zombies appeared on a street corner, responding to Brother Zombie's roar.
Li Leisi whispered,
"Can the heavily armored walking zombie control the ugly walking zombie? Why doesn't Brother Zhi have this ability?"
When Lao Wang saw the three heavily armored zombies standing out from the crowd, he retracted his neck.
"Because Big Corpse Brother has never had the opportunity to get along with the ugly walking zombies day and night, so he is really good at intimidating the henchmen~"
Li Cang squinted his eyes and looked up and down at the heavily armored walking corpse more than a hundred meters away.
Niu Lanxi swore that the look in his eyes was exactly the same as when his wife was still alive when she bought a new dress and stayed up half the night, always gesturing at the clothes on her body.
Li Cang muttered,
"Very good, the limbs are sound, and the bone armor and scales are very complete. It looks like the body shape and muscles are a bit stronger than Brother Zhi was when he was born, but why is the breastplate so protruding?"
Lao Wang winked and said,
"Good guy, the big corpse brother is so handsome, it's the little corpse girl that's all damn good!"
Li Leisi couldn't wait to slap him and destroy this guy's humanity.
As the dog legs crush them step by step, it is obvious that the development of the three heavily armored corpse girls...
Er, no, the alienation state is lower than that of Big Corpse Brother.
At least two-thirds of all the vital parts of Big Corpse Brother's body are covered by bone armor, and the remaining one-third is densely covered with diamond-shaped scales.
But the heavily armored corpse girl is different.
Their bone armor is not blue-black, but gray-white. It is not as thick and ferocious as the big corpse brother, and the arc is slightly rounded.
Furthermore, the scales have not yet grown in the gaps between their bone armor, they are just pale and exposed...
The most incredible thing is that, except for the horny protrusion on the head of the middle one, the remaining two heads are almost completely human, with no bone armor, full beards and tails, and even the hair is still there.
A heavy-armored corpse girl with big waves, long legs, blond hair and blue eyes!
Don't tell me...
The bulging front and back that can be seen through the heavy armor and white skin, the swaying posture when walking, and also, it is quite tasteful!
"I knock..."
At this time, even Li Cang began to spit out fragrance and stared at the big corpse brother with suspicion.
"You were yelling back and forth with the three of them just now. Was this not a declaration of war, but a fucking flirtation?"
"Why, are you jealous~" Lao Wang's expression suddenly became vulgar: "Based on our friendship of more than 20 years, if I remember correctly, Teacher Cang, are you a senior person with external control?"
"You know how to hammer! Is this a foreigner? If you insist on classifying it, it's just ice love at best!"
"One more thing," Li Lai Lai's face turned frighteningly dark, "Believe it or not, I will sew your mouth shut, can you be any more perverted?"
Lao Wang thought to himself: Whether you can do it and whether you dare to do it are two different things.
Dog legs, heavily armored walking corpses, 20 meters apart between the two sides.
The remaining thousands of ugly zombies naturally retreated behind the heavily armored zombie girl, not daring to block them at all.
Miss Qiu turned around angrily, her tail poking the rocks on the ground into pieces, and the dreadlocks on her neck kept flexing her teeth and claws.
Brother Big Corpse is actually a little calmer, but there is a long string of slugs hanging from the corner of his mouth.
Lao Wang clicked his tongue,
"It's too bad to drool over someone when you first meet them."
Li Cang waved wordlessly,
"Go ahead, you can take a few bites. If you dare to kill them, I will kill you both first!"
Miss Qiu, the big corpse brother, shot out like an arrow from the string, and thick smoke billowed from the place. When everyone looked up again, they found that only one heavily armored corpse girl was still standing there...
At some point, it even looked a little confused.
"Come on!"
Li Laisi carried Lao Wang,
"Try to show me the crazy energy you used to have when you were fighting and biting people's toes when you were little. Otherwise, you won't be able to count on me to save you until you die!"
Lao Wang wailed:
"Why? Why? Grandma, have I offended you two? You just tormented me like this..."
"Shut up!"
"I don't...Oh, hold the grass..."
This is probably the first time in two months that Lao Wang has faced an existence whose absolute strength is far greater than his own.
The page in his hand was like a windmill, and he hit the corpse girl headlessly.
After all, Corpse Girl is not a junior sister. She is covered in bone armor that almost perfectly covers all her vital parts. When she strikes with the hammer, she can actually burst out a string of brilliant sparks.
"Hey," Li Cang took out a black piece of dried meat from somewhere and put it in his mouth to chew, "The hardness of the bone armor is not quite right. It's even more exaggerated than Brother DaZi's time."
He was quite impressed by the strength of Brother Zombie's initial bone armor. The first time he rushed to the floating island, the heavily armored zombies who had not fully evolved could beat him until the bones flew everywhere!
Well, dark history...
However, perhaps because Li Cang never skimped on food rationing, Big Corpse Brother evolved very quickly. He jumped to the second stage of alienation without much pause or effort, and is now a powerful yuppie.
That's too far...
When Lao Wang faced the heavily armored corpse girl, he could not display half of his strength at all, and was in an extremely awkward situation.
If it hadn't been for his recent explosive growth in strength, he would have been gutted if he ever met him.
Li Cang pinched his eyebrows...
If Lao Wang's mental endurance is far worse than that of him and Dalei Zi, if we don't solve it as soon as possible, big problems will occur sooner or later.
Daleizi's mentality has been proven in countless actual combats over the years, and his nerves are probably harder than steel bars.
As for Li Cang...
Do you think it is so easy to cooperate with medical research? The ICU operating table is also very challenging.
"Left, left, watch out for its claws," Li Cang roared happily, "Yes, take advantage of the moment and give it a devastating blow to its conscience. You have a hammer in your hand, why are you afraid of a hammer? Such a big target! Still!
A pair! If you feel your eyes are hard to use, you can pick them and donate them to those in need!"
"What the hell you said, it's light!" Lao Wang rolled on the ground in a panic, avoiding the heavy armor corpse girl's trampling over and over again in war, "You want to try it if you have the ability?"
"Shut up! Don't hide!" Big Leizi was also yelling, "You can't even see your legs tremble even if you yell so loudly. Just run your horse and get on my horse until you're not afraid anymore!"
After saying that, Li Leisi turned around and left.
Lao Wang:???
In the short time before, Li Lai Si helped him avoid countless fatal attacks. It can be said that it was all thanks to her that Lao Wang had the confidence to continue to persevere (ai).
When he saw Li Laisi walking away without looking back, Lao Wang was scared to death.
"Lilith, what are you doing? I'm not a coward. I dare to watch ghost movies alone in the middle of the night. This is really just an occupational disease. Do you know about occupational diseases?!"
Good guy, all the occupational diseases have appeared...
According to you, the industry of co-authoring Lao Wang is quite difficult?
Li Cang said,
"It's not a big problem, I haven't forgotten the skin yet."
Li Laisi sneered.
Seeing the two people talking and laughing here, Lao Wang roared:
"Me, look at me, why am I still trying so hard? Hold on to the grass and say goodbye..."
"Lilith? Li Lisi? Da Leizi! Great aunt!"
"Teacher Cang...I was wrong...Come here and try to comfort me..."
"I#¥¥%#%..."
From all the nice things to say, to yelling and swearing.
Lao Wang felt that he was gone the moment Dalei Zi turned around.
boom!
I can’t count how many times this is the collision between the page hammer and the giant toe claws of the heavily armored corpse girl.
The fingers and claws were shattered and blood flowed out.
But this wasn't even considered an injury to the heavily armored zombie, and it took just a few breaths for him to recover as before.
"Howl~"
The blond and blue-eyed heavily armored corpse girl roared and sprayed saliva all over Lao Wang's head and face.
The corners of its mouth were split almost to the base of its ears - really? to the base of its ears.
The sharp teeth, pale gums, and cheeks were barely connected to each other with only a few muscles. The wide-open mouth made him feel like he had no pressure to stuff his whole head inside.
"Get out of here! Get out of here!" Lao Wang said a lot of dirty words, "I only like those with small mouths!"
While swinging wildly, the hammer hit the corpse girl's crotch with a click.
Pale bone fragments flew out, and the heavily armored corpse girl staggered and fell to the ground.
"Eh?"
At that moment, Lao Wang realized.
He looked at the heavily armored corpse girl who rolled to the ground and howled miserably, and then looked at the cowering surroundings, not daring to get close to him and the heavily armored corpse girl, let alone the ugly walking zombies who participated in the beating...