Li Cang quickly took out the new Huawei P135.5 pro max from his pocket, which was unpacked yesterday and had just held a press conference in January 2026, with night mode!
Oops, the picture quality is great.
Well, you can't catch up if you chase me...
But if the video of a few seconds can be converted into a GIF by Little Peep and posted on the forum, Li Cang would not dare to take his last name without making hundreds of coins!
What the hell do you call a fucking society~
The big chameleon ran to the edge of the floating island without hesitation, it was a leap of faith.
It spread its limbs in mid-air, actually pulling out two rugged wing membranes from under its armpits, gliding with difficulty against the large iron gate, and soon disappeared into the shadows below the base of the fragmented island.
"???"
I'm afraid this thing is not a suture monster...
"Teacher Cang, what's going on?"
"Where are you!"
Li Leisi and Lao Wang were still woken up, and each rushed out of the stilted building with weapons in hand.
"I'm fine, I'm in the back!"
Lao Wang was barefoot and wearing only a pair of large underpants, looking at the messy sheepfold,
"Hey, what's going on?"
"You're not afraid of freezing to death," Li Cang spat out a mouthful of blood, "It seems hard for me to explain it for a while..."
Fortunately, he has criminal evidence in his hand.
After watching the video, Lao Wang felt that he was offended.
"What the hell is this? What are you doing stealing the door of our sheep pen?"
"Hetui," Li Cang spat, "Maybe I'm attracted by your craftsmanship?"
Li Laixi: I feel so tired, I really want to kill my little friend to sacrifice to heaven.
Li Leisi stepped forward angrily and supported Li Cang.
"Will that thing come back?"
"Probably not, it's not seriously injured."
"Elbow, come into the house with me."
"!"
Lao Wang didn't know whether it was because he was cold or because a certain sentence touched a certain nerve. He suddenly held his buttocks between his legs and shivered.
"Hiss...it's so cold..."
Li Cang's injuries were extremely serious. The big chameleon passed through the fence board and entered his soul. He diagnosed himself as having broken a certain bone in his chest and a few ribs. He felt that the mere intradermal injury was not a big deal.
.
After entering the house, he suddenly shook his head in confusion.
"Daleizi, why did I hear the sound of water in my head? I vaguely remember that it seemed like I had a knock just now."
This sentence frightened Li Laisi and Lao Wang so much that Dr. Xiaobi Zaizi came online immediately.
Good news: There is no sound of water in Li Cang's head.
Bad news: the watery sound is coming from inside the chest.
Diagnosis: Liver rupture.
A good scrubbing treatment.
Afterwards, Li Cangsheng shouted with great vigor and energy: "There is indeed a bug in the little coin boy. A crack on the liver can be considered a trauma. It's cheaper than the last time he treated his arm??"
"Yeah, yeah," Li Laisi rolled her eyes in excitement, "You make what you make, you make a lot of money, okay, next time you must remember to do it again according to the injury~"
She tapped Li Cang's chest: "Remember, aim, the liver is here."
"Dalei, your sudden humor makes me very happy."
"Each other."
Lao Wang, who was still unfinished, went up and punched Li Cang on the chest:
"Little Coin Boy said that the blood inside can eventually be absorbed by itself without treatment. Is that true or false? Did it cut corners?"
"Get out! Go make breakfast!"
"Hey..." Lao Wang reached out and pulled on the apron and put it on. As if his brain was twitching, he suddenly put on a bodybuilder pose and showed off his muscles, "Well, do you think I'm awesome?"
Li Leisi instantly felt like she was going blind——
Don’t forget, this guy only has one pair of pants on him!
"I think you look stupid," Li Cang was silent for a while, "Can you please do some work that is acceptable to carbon-based organisms?"
"Hey, you are just jealous~"
Lao Wang twisted his butt and walked away, leaving behind a broad and thick figure wearing trousers, an apron, and showing his back...
emmm, don’t ask, just asking is to strongly recommend Shi Leng to arrange a new uniform for Nazha to tempt.
Lao Wang told Tai Xiaoyi that there was half a cavity of blood in Li Cang's chest that needed to be recovered a second time, and he had to ask the young lady to arrange for him to stir-fry duck blood with motherwort, saying it was to activate and replenish blood.
It was very difficult for Xiaoyi...
The consistent style of flower growers is to protect those who are young.
Li Cang specially allocated a large area of water for the few ducks to move around. Although the water is now frozen, it is enough to prove that the ducks' current status is basically comparable to the original food reserve.
If he eats this, will Li Cang be heartbroken to death?
Lao Wang saw Tai Xiaoyi's hesitation,
"Hey, that's it, watch my performance!"
Several ducks were squealing and screamed as he took them out of the sheepfold, pressed them to the ground and operated them. Then, an intravenous infusion needle was inserted into the armpit of each duck, and the duck's blood dripped into the same place.
In a small bowl.
A total of less than half a bowl of blood was poured out.
"Well, that's almost enough. You kids are just afraid of a hammer. Scientific research shows that proper blood donation is good for your health~" Lao Wang turned to everyone and said with a playful smile: "I'm telling you, this fried duck blood will be good for everyone today."
Don’t grab it, it’s all for Teacher Cang!”
A few ducks huddled in the corner in shock, and were lucky enough to witness their own blood being made into blood tofu on the spot:
"Gah, gah gah~"
The strange knowledge has been added again. You can brag about it with your friends who didn't come back. After all, serious ducks usually don't live to see this scene.
Tai Xiaoyi opened her mouth in an O shape. Judging from her expression, she must have been stimulated by the high-energy events throughout the whole process and started to doubt her life.
Li Cang smacked his lips: "You are a real fucking dog..."
"You're scolding the cook before we even start cooking?" Lao Wang said with a sad expression of being let down. "You're so bold, you bastard! I'm going to poison your food! Little lady, hurry up and go to the underground supermarket to buy something for me.
Two pounds of sildenafil!”
The spicy stir-fried duck blood uses the dried chili peppers found in the village today. It is probably made by roasting and drying green chili peppers. It is a very strange thing, but it tastes pretty good.
In addition, there is also the little wild boar that Lao Wang exchanged for from the central island.
The wild boar bones are hard and the meat is hard and fishy. It is barely acceptable to stew it with high alcohol and low heat for a long time...
If you are used to the lingering wild taste, the meaty taste is actually worth a try.
There are almost no formed large pieces of fat in the wild boar, but the fat content in the lean meat that looks red in a few parts is absolutely unparalleled and explosive, because after it is stewed, it feels moist in the mouth...
If it was really as thin as it looks, it probably wouldn't taste like this.
After eating, Li Cang wiped the oil from his mouth and
"There's too much oil and water. I need to eat some lizard at noon to cool down... uh... I mean eat some vegetables to cool down..."
Lao Wang Li Lei smiled politely.
"彳庍口巴..." Li Cang didn't care anymore: "I admit that I hold a grudge to some extent, but I looked very carefully. That big lizard is still a big chameleon. It doesn't matter what it is, there is nothing on it anyway.
Even if it shows signs of being infected by the walking zombies, there are no walking zombies on the island at all. The big ant can barely have some relationship with the walking zombies, but what about it?"
"You are more than holding a hundred million grudges..." Lao Wang scratched his head.
Li Leisi was thoughtful,
"You mean, this guy who stole the door had another reason?"
Li Cang said:
"The alienated seeds and eggs sacrificed by Lao Wang are very...how should I describe it...suspicious...in short, let's not worry about the origin of this thing..."
"Can we think of 'alienated blood' as something like a virus, which infects people and turns them into zombies, and then the zombies infect animals in some way, such as biting and coming into contact with them?
The beast will inevitably take on the characteristics of a walking zombie..."
"The walking corpse's sign of being neither dead nor alive is too obvious, but this chameleon is obviously different. I suspect it may not be infected by the walking zombie..."
“Remember the original post that mentioned the Scythe Hand? The one that started with an alienated dog!”
"Oh~" Lao Wang realized, "You said this thing will be very 'valuable', right?"
"Another first-generation sub-strain of the original virus!" Li Cang took a deep breath, "The births of Miss Qiu and the Electric Mouse were both coincidence and luck, but with the alienated bloodline of the chameleon, we probably won't have to be lucky anymore, but
Mass-produce the servants of fate of the Beast faction like doglegs!"
Li Leisi had only one thought in her mind at the moment: New! More! Furry pets!
She couldn't help licking her lips, her eyes shining,
