"Three long and one short, choose short, three short and one long, choose long, two long and two short, choose B, it's uneven - let's go!!"
A few minutes later, this guy ran over in ecstasy:
"Teacher Cang——"
"Shut up!" Li Cang threw the stainless steel basin over, "You don't have to tell me."
"oh..."
Lao Wang felt like there was a nail under his butt, he was hesitant to speak and wanted to speak.
Oh, it's not the original sin, it's the broken mouth...
When God bestowed European ancestry on some people, he may have deliberately forgotten to weld a handle on their lips. Do you know how many European kings die every day to show off?
"If you don't let me tell you, I won't let you tell me. You're still so stingy even though you've become a chief..."
However, Lao Wang can always find other ways to make himself happy.
He held out a large basket of cyan things as if offering treasures, "Come on, come on, choose a few each, let's open the blind box!"
Li Cang was shocked: "Where did the coconut come from?"
"How can there be no coconuts on the beach?" Lao Wang said matter-of-factly, "You really don't have any common sense."
Li Laixi happily picked the coconuts that pleased her eyes.
"I often eat frozen pears and frozen persimmons, but this frozen coconut..."
Lao Wang said: "It's a good choice. Let me tell you, this stuff tastes good, it tastes terribly sweet, and it tastes terrible. I only found a few of them. Once you buy it, you won't be able to exchange it~"
Tai Xiaoyi chose the one with yellow skin, and then went into the kitchen to work:
"This one looks pretty cute. It should be familiar to me. I've always been very lucky."
The one Li Lei chose was very green, but extraordinarily rounded: "Although my luck is average, I believe more in skills, that's it!"
Li Cang: "..."
So what should I do?
Teacher Cang smiled in line with social expectations and looked at Lao Wang: "Bring me one."
"Why? Are you good-looking or something like that?" Lao Wang sneered, "I'm willing to admit defeat. I'll finish the coconut I chose on my knees."
Li Cang shouted loudly in the direction of the kitchen: "Miss, I have a certain Wang and the concierge Qin who have to deal with... uh... uh uh..."
"Here you go, stop beeping," Lao Wang patted his coconut into his arms, "Damn you bastard, are you a dog?"
"Both of you, please calm down," Li Leisi said, "It will take a long time to wait for it to melt away, right?"
Li Cang waved his hand and said, "What are you waiting for? Lao Wang is going to chop the coconut open. Let's just get the smoothie and it will turn into coconut milk when we eat!"
Lao Wang was forced by his lust and could only curse and go away.
But he really knows how to do these small things to please people. Not only did he make smoothies, but he also squeezed and filtered the tender part of the coconut meat and blended it into the clear coconut milk. The finished product was as thick as milk.
Tai Xiaoyi was smiling happily after drinking, and she could not let go of his figure from the corner of her eyes.
"It looks like that... Pfft..." Li Cang sprayed Lao Wang's face with coconut juice mid-sentence, "It tastes terrible, you scum, did you secretly poison me?"
Lao Wang's face was "pale" and the corners of his eyes were twitching.
"I think you did it on purpose!"
He didn't even talk much about it. Today, you will die or I will live. The two of them almost knocked the dog's brains out.
"Leave them alone," Li Leisi pulled Tai Xiaoyi, who was trying to break up the fight, to sit down and continue drinking coconut water, "What a naughty kid, if you don't let them vent, they will tear down the house like Erha."
Tai Xiaoyi was frightened when she saw it, "This, we can't continue fighting like this, please tell them!"
Li Laisi:
"Stop fighting, you really can't kill anyone~"
"You bitch, you can't even hear what I'm saying, right?"
Two slaps and one kick in the leg, the problem was solved satisfactorily.
"Weak chicken," she brushed off the non-existent dust on her clothes, "I told you that you can't kill someone like this."
"Hey, my waist, why should I get two hits from Teacher Cang and only get one hit from me? You are going too far!"
"Isn't the problem obvious? You are ugly...hiss..."
After the meal, Lao Wang held a fan of spareribs with the backbone bigger than his face in his hand, and ate the dried meat on it with great enthusiasm.
As physical fitness improves, the most obvious manifestation is probably that everyone's appetite has doubled and they feel like they are not full.
We have brought back so many unknown beasts in the past two days that it would take just four people a few months or a year to digest them. The bigger ones can be exchanged for some coins at Coinboy, but the price/performance ratio is very low.
Not worth it at all.
So Tai Xiaoyi tried to deal with the smaller part. The meat and bones were carefully roasted over charcoal fire, and simply sprinkled with salt and cumin grains to make snacks.
Li Cang has also tasted it, and it tastes pretty good. Most of it is above the passing mark, and it can be chewed anytime and anywhere, which is very practical.
Just, how should I put it...
It always reminds people of certain pet foods, such as...
Dog food?
The old neighbor who lived across from Li Cang, the old professor who later enthusiastically invited him to go to the ICU to conduct cutting-edge medical research, had a few stupid Alaskan dogs that were not cute at all. They had charcoal-grilled deer bones, emu, and kangaroo ribs.
Steaks, duck strips, dried liver...
Those pet snacks cannot be said to be similar to the ones Lao Wang has now. They can only be said to be exactly the same. If you insist on picking out the difference, one is the original flavor and the other is the cumin and pepper flavor?
Lao Wang was eating very enthusiastically and suddenly slapped his thigh:
"Yes, yes, I've made a lot of money. After posting those two photos of Dalei Zi, I got my money back 180 one day and one night. Sure enough, once you enter the Hou family, it's as deep as the sea. LSP will always be LSP. The end of the world will stop them."
Bird thing?"
Li Leisi pretended not to hear.
Li Cang asked, "Is there any new news?"
Lao Wang was rummaging through the posts he had read in the past few days:
"Let me think about it, sickle hands, armored corpses, murderous butterflies..."
"Oh yes, someone finally discovered Heiteng, but he is not on the track."
"Also, there was a mutiny at the 9th Base at the beginning of the month. A group of idiots launched an organized and premeditated attack on the trading market on the island, claiming to quit the disaster relief base and start a new business. As a result, two people were killed on the spot by market security, and the remaining
Catch all the ones below alive..."
"The 3rd base is not very peaceful either. Yesterday, no, it was the day before yesterday, a large space jump point suddenly appeared on the 3rd base, and zombies poured out of it in an endless stream."
"No, there have been so many big news recently, and there are quite a few trivial things, but they don't seem to be of much use to us."
"Are you sure they used the word 'suddenly'? They didn't annex the floating island and transferred it, but suddenly appeared?" Li Leisi captured the key information and asked doubtfully, "This is different from the explanation given by the prayer interface.
It’s not the same..."
"That's not the case," Lao Wang said. "It is said that the jump point was surrounded by fortifications on the day it appeared. The guy who posted the post is a weakling who didn't even have a chance to take a look. He knows a hammer. The official announcement of the third base has not yet been released.
